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I'm doing my final year project soon so i no get time for dem now.
I intend to send over d manuscript and if you like it, i'll let you have it after another round of talks.then you can contact d publisher directly

my battery went off earlier so i had to go switch on d gen

Its more complicated than. Those websites make things look simple but in reality, that's not it.

Wait o

Ok, i don come. Efe, you can ask me any question about the book et al. Cheers

Ok, i de go off topic but i no go like if dem people intrude too much o. I be shy person

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=666896.msg8327548#msg8327548 date=1305498284]hmmm

bros I nor understand wetin you wan make I do wiff am

if na to read am, no problem - abi?? [/quote]carry am go macmillian uk make dem publish am

Oops, i said i wrote a song. . . Well, to avoid any logical conflict, it wasn't written in ur name like it was in the 'kill english' thread o. I actually posted d song on nairaland last year. Here's the link. 'A SONG FOR OMOZUSI' https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-461503.0.html . That was in june 2010. If you go thru it carefully, you'll see its pure class. U may wonder why i substituted Omo's name 4 yours. Well, its coz from ur posts, u both seem to hav a lot in common and is also from ur tribe so i decided to play. . . Anyway, time's flown. Even that 'kill english' thread, i no de see am again. Make i go revive am?

Plagiarism or what ever you call it doesn't matter. I repeat i'm not happy seeing my works wasting away. You remember those songs i used to sing 4 you on d 'kill english' thread? They're some other songs i wrote around december 2008. Long time ago. If you can do something to make a dream come true, do it. I have many other scripts so giving you one of em won't matter.
The book titled 'Painful Choices' is written like an african macbeth though the settings is modern. Its also multi purpose and as such could be finished as a play, movie script, or prose. I've said enough. My email is cool.diamonds@yahoo.com .
This offer is open till tuesday evening, otherwise, i de carry am go literature section to 'dispose'.

Cheers

Alalabi:
Meanwhile a sea goddess (mammy water) is seen inside d National Stadium swimming pool today bt dey don kash am kill am & go put d body 4inside Museum. If u 1t 2 av a luk go any museum wey dey near u,u go c am

in lagos? Na lie jor! You no know lagos peeps. Instead of putting the mermaid in a museum, dem go cut am chop, sell d flesh to pepper soup joints, etc. . Like they did those dead whales that were washed ashore lagos beaches

Yaso yaso ijapa? My head o o o

=off topic=
Efe, would you like to be an author? I have some very good african novels/plays wasting under my bed coz d climate is so unfriendly to good scripts. I can 'dash' you one of them if you like coz i'm not happy seeing my works lying fallow. I'm serious.

cheers

^^

xynerise:
I visited my Uncle yesterday and my little cousin prepared a plate of indomie flooded in water. She said it is indomie pepper soup. I cant help but laughed at her so much. . Is not funny but not to me.

no mind dem kraitks o jare. I, me, myself like to cook noodles that way too. The stew makes it easier 'swoop' the noodles. . . i mean it serves as lubricant when you close ya lips on d noodles and draw em "huwwsss"! But be careful sha. Too much "huuwww"s can dispatch some pepper soup into d eyes.

Hamid O:
Okay now, that's a no go area my man. Abi you wan part two of the meaning of your name??

The moral of the story is next time you want to give meaning to somebody's name, check who their relations are.

BTW men don't cry like babies, everything here is a joke even if I call you block head all na joke

i beg to disagree. A good joke should come with 'laughing gas'. Not wit rotten stinking eggs wey the primitive poster carry come.

^^ you de craze. How dare you ridicule my sister? Bloody boko haram

^^ OMG! Something caught my attention Mama Pot. What's d meaning of ur signature. . . i mean, d yeye fowl jab

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] Lol

You be cinnar! U neva repent jor [/color]

You holy pass am?
Are you a repenter?
Have you been swallowed by your mama and vomit born again?

Answer me o o o

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=661497.msg8282617#msg8282617 date=1304900332]Who u callin Oyinbo for hia? [/quote]No vex for El Guapo. I can see you are not very familiar wit this section. You see, everybody here have a nickname. My nickname be owenke. Its badosky (aunty mi idowuogbo) dat gav me d name. Efemena xyz's pet name is Efe, D1klever= dikele, etc etc.

Now, if you don't like oyinbo as your pet name, what pet name do you want to be called?
Abi will 'Mama Pot' do?

@ el guapo
Emi? Me? I'm not osisiokonko o. I'm simply oweniwe. Ehm. . . sorry say i no de do too much posting again. *whispers* my keyboard get 'forlt'. No worry sha. Small time, i go start posting actively again like before. Truss me

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=661497.msg8279714#msg8279714 date=1304862281]Ehen! Im still a virgin and just so you know Im the daughter of Gpd and I will never do such thing [/quote]my dear, why are you slapping yourself on d face? Your name is MS Potato. If say na Miss Potato, ok, i for believ say you be virgin. But ur name is Ms Potato. How can a Ms be a virgin? Wonders shall never end.

You're welcome dear ms potato.
@ el guapo: i bring oyinbo come make you friend, you wan chase am commot? No let me vex 4 u o. Oya smile and make new friends jor

^^ i pray its just rumours o. Its very Wicked to send false sms like this

@ bodnel
Its a breaking news\rumour that media houses need to confirm before they put the news online. I visited vanguard and 234next before i started dis thread. So. . . no yab me again o. . . otherwise. . .

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Are u saying that Buhari could have won in the south?  The election was not perfect, but it could not have changed the outcome. Buhari and co thought that they were going to win without southern and middle belt votes. He was wrong. Yes, 2011 election was much better than 2007 election that ushered in Yar'dua- a northerner and there was no riot. PDP openly rigged for Yar'dua and he contested against the same Buhari -  the only "honest" politician ever created by God and northerners didn't feel short changed. This year, northerners feel that southerners voted for a wrong candidate -JEG, while southerners feel that northerners voted for a wrong candidate. This is a  democracy, sometimes, 12 fools outnumber 9 wise men!

The only thing that southerners dont understand is the thirst for southerners' blood when northerners dont like what has been served on their plate by fellow northerners! What do churches and PDP have in common?

GBAM!!

Gadogaga or what are you called? Answer these questions ASAP

1. Why didn't the north riot in 2007 when PDP rigged the election for Yar Adua?
2. When did churches become PDP campaign offices?
3. How many states in the south nigeria did buhari campaign that made you think southerners voted for him? Ok, he campaigned at sheraton hotel in lagos and presidential hotel in port harcourt. But is it hotel people that will cast the votes he needed to win the election? Even in the states he won, is it hotel peeps that voted for him?
3. Apart from the north, CPC doesn't have any structures in most south south\south east states. In my ward ezionum delta state, CPC didn't have agents. Ribudu's campaign train even came there. But CPC? No poster, no agent, no office, just NOTHING. How could buhari have won the election this way?
4. You are saying only a small number of southerners were killed o. That northerners were affected too. Nonsense. It doesn't matter who is affected. Call a spade a spade. WHAT IS BAD IS BAD

Hi every one, i got this message from one Goodluck at 5:49 am:

I, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, condole with the good people of Enugu State on the Death, this morning, of my very energetic brother, Governor S.I. Chime. His demise, plus the surprising Court of Appeal Ruling, has rendered our Party PDP without a Governorship candidate. This is indeed a very sad day. May his soul rest in peace, Amen. God bless Nigeria.-GEJ

Can someone confirm if its true or not or if anyone {especially enugu residents} got the text or its just rumours?

Thanks

Oh dia', ur respond Iz worming mai belle.

I com koboland efry day but me, I de pose reply rarely. A only read laik newspaper.

Me I harv only wan i.d o. I be reverend fada. MaI hand ar klean. I jus mistakes replai wit ma bros nl akkont, I swearrr

Sleep ix cashing me o o o

, sings,
Efemena Efe-omena
Wai ar yu so enchanting?
Wai ar yu so bewitching?
I use tu wonder wondar wonder
Becorse efry day dat brake
I always tink Efemena
Mai mind den goeth scubbar diving
Efe bbecomez so savoury
Den de thinkin ov yu Efe o
Start tu shine up mai hearrt
Soon I start tu smile and smile
All Becorse ov yuuu
I veel so happiiyy
Efe o, Efe-omena

eww! Come and be looking mistake! Efe, biko iz me na. I mistake ppost uzing ma cousin akkant.
Mama tripless said make  shall greet yu o, dat she wunt mind if yu be ma second wife becorse yu ere an good sisi   

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Many thanks

Greetings to the docs in the house. A cousin of mine is very ill right now. The right side of his body is very swollen while the left side is emanciated. Try picture a man that's half very fat and half very thin. He's been taken to so many hospitals without solution. They've now moved him to the village exploring "traditional" options. What do you assume is wrong wit him and recommend any remedies if available. Thanks

ideylaff:
This just simply showS that the CP's are influential/have always bn and that they also can be compromised but what about the egunje boys on ground. DSP, DPO, Constables, Seargents and co,  Hmmm mm God help us

Man, abeg silence! Don't you know how the police work? Before an officer, whether he's a CP or a DPO can be transfered, requires logistics and allowances that have to be put in place? Mass reshuffling like the one you're advocating will only cause more problems for the Police Force. Moreover, the CP's can discipline any officer found wanting. So its ok if only the CPs are moved

@ Lekyar: abi o. I wonder why most nigerians always condemn every move by the fed govt to ensure free and fair election. If the CP's are left at their respective states and some rigging aided by a security agency takes place, nigerians will blame the police and say "dem put de police there to rig the election".
Now the CP's have been transfered and people are still complaining. E don do o jare. Leave the police alone.

Which Nairalander's naked pix? (Abi cats don de sign up for Nairaland ni? No wonder we hav so many weird peeps here)

seanet02:
If this is all the impression you got in your village, then am sorry your people over there are bloody mofos

You undermine the grassroot/village votes? I'm sorry for you. Na ur types de turn to soludo, ogboru, ibikunle amosu, atiku- popular in the cities, but lose the elections anyway.