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[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg7025816#msg7025816 date=1288192740] [size=15pt]Breaking News!![/size]

Every1 b'cos 'o recession - skool fees to be increased by 50% by immediately

Old Fees = £250

50% Increase  = £125

Therefore new skool fees per term has £250 + £125 = £450 per student (exclude important handout)

**if nobody understand calculation, asking Oweniwe to hex-plane principal of Math-ma-tricks** 

**yes, me's building 2nd house for aunty village**  [/quote]i were vexing that you is not consult me before you taken the decision. You doesn't multiply wealth for mathematricks by increasing fees. This will chased students away. What ya need to does to multiply wealth is for advertise the skool on other threads by posted the link of me teashing for klass and plenty peepool will be koming to admission and yor riches for tripled

googles:
5 years,6months and 46 mins {dat is with all my many pseudo ID's o}

**snaps fingers** oya, start confessing, How many pseudo ID you get? Start naming them and the time you spent. . .

googles:
looool. . . awa bahd gan.

iwo bad? O da bi pe won ti ban e tele. E be like say dem don ban you before coz na only people wey don chop ban de get plenty IDs

**kills english** googles were fery biutifull (no oofeinse)

Idowuogbo:
u are derailing your own thread , joker
anyway aburo back dey pain me, dsense fit carry u 4 front sha  

dsense ke? I'm chest hard like kano pillar- one no fit rest head for concrete

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=540304.msg7027565#msg7027565 date=1288210559]Nha,it's bcoz i read nd reply den CLOSE D ICON nd later reopen it when received new notification.[/quote]Nha, i no understand the part in capital. Which icon you de open and close?

@ idowuogbo: Aunty mi, oya go bring wrapper come carry me for back  

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=540304.msg7027064#msg7027064 date=1288205496]6 Days , 22 hrs and 20 mins.[/quote]you ought to have spent more time now. You have about 1399 posts in apprx 6 days while me with only 353 posts have spent 9 days online. Maybe its because i read a lot and rarely make replies while you read little, but make a lotta replies like an ARM (automatic replying machine)

The user info box of nairaland tells you how long you've spent online. I've spent just 9 days 18hrs kpere So how long have you been online? Pls try to be honest

El Guapo, i were nut understanding you. what was so sacriligious for : "like reporting hotel madam to love peddler"? Be telling me now

@ El Guapo: what harv i done that is making you spelt my names for capital letters?

I tire for you people o. I said THINK LONG TERM!!

I have a cousin who got admitted into versity last year. His parents are old, eldest sibbling is about 38years old and he's his parent's last born. Runs from one "aunty" to "big brother" who have their own kids to care for to "beg" for school fees, books and clothings.                                                                                              

zionic:
Abi this babe dey fear to wash baby napkin, or wot?, every member is a blessing oooo,

why is everybody so myopic? Can't you people think long term?

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Over the years I've learnt that life happens..

Any where you see yourself, thank God

@ bash: Or reportin hotel madam to love peddler

Which school authority? You will be getting no where my dear. Efe ish the only authority here.

Maybe its done just to flatter the woman. So the wedding and a few days before it belongs to the woman. But the days after the wedding "till death do us apart" belongs to the man. Abi?

Nope. I just notice a trend

Female agrees to marry the male? I don't understand that one o. Shebi it is the women that are begging the men for marriage now adays. . . especially the 30 something ladies

I wonder why its so. Tina weds John, shade hooks yemi, amaka weds chike. . . But not john weds tina or chike hooks amaka. Why the trend? Is there any tradition or myth behind it? Pls enlighten me

**kills english** Googles were so biutifool and cute likes a teddy biear (no oofeinse)

He he he he he. You people are still arguing and shouting about this topic. I better run before una drag me enter this roforofo talk again . . .*runs from thread without looking back**

F-22 raptor costs $150m. Eurofighter typhoon costs £63m. Sophisticated Fighter jets are not cheap. Cost of maintainance nko?

^^ oya answer one by one if you can't answer it all straight

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg7017773#msg7017773 date=1288101245]You is speculation to accumulation!! Economics 101  

You is telling me Onweniwe never tish u dat 1 yet??!![/quote]eco 101? My course loads were too mush jor. Yo wants to join economics for it?     .  . . Hmm, let me think. . . Ok, me, i'll agree to teash eco 101 if you'll bought me bentley or AMG benz for official car. The ferrari ish old fashion

DaWizard47:
This crass is in chambles! Mr ticha dnt tich me nonsenx plix!! How can there be many tales by many lights when there are only one tale and one moons eh? plix hexplane! 

i is very happy to sees that yo are now learnt. Life is all about thinking for yor sef. Now be clapping for yourself for using yor brain to think. (and to answered ya kweston, i were only killing english) but don't be criticising too mush o. Does you want to be like henry okah?

flexystar:
have u imagining, wonderses can never be ceasing, seeing how psquare are dach me ther phones.

tales for the moon lights. . .

And if jonathan spends £70m to buy a sophisticated fighter plane, una go still complain say e de buy plane when there are no roads and when people de hungry. People are never satisfied

@ efe- how come you were not caught? Were you the only one at home? And how did the food you cooked then taste like? Don't tell me you didn't taste it