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^^ gbam! But the law must ruled sha. Innocent until proven guilty do you have any oda proofs dat efe cannot cooks before i goes to court?

Those people are stupid. Plain stupid. It wasn't jonathan that started the amnesty programme. It was ya'adua. When ya'adua was negotiating with the militants to drop their weapons, why didn't they oppose it then? You get what you agitate for. MEND agitated for development and they are now having presidential handshakes. Boko haram say they don't want education or development. Ok, let them wallow in poverty. That is what they want. As for the bomb blast, shey na for only jonathan regime things like this happen? In gowon time we had civil war, yet they no talk of removing gowon. In shagari time, there were riots in kaduna and kano, they no talk of impeaching shagari. In babangida and abacha time there were numerous riots and civil disturbances, yet they no talk of removing them because they (ibb and abacha are northerners. In obasanjo's time there was a bomb blast in lagos in which thousands lost their lives and the north was celebrating it. In ya'adua's time the jos riot claimed a lot of lives yet the north did not talk of impeaching yaradua. Now coz of a small bomb mishap that claimed a few lives they want to impeach jonathan. Idiots. How do they even expect jonathan to arrest former MEND members who have nothing to do with the abj blast? Idiots

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg7013340#msg7013340 date=1288040900]I is telling u - me no interested. Now stopping doing dat!!  

u only liking me 'cos me is Bursar / Chief Accounting   [/quote]i have think for this statement all night. I know you is ajebutter. Why don't yo simply said yo don't kno how to cooks?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg7013651#msg7013651 date=1288043869]why is 3 of yous derail thread sef??

Mr O is no. 1 chief culprit

Mr X is 2nd in command culprit

Mr B is follow dem in line, culprit no. 3

[/quote]and Ms. E doubles for the abettor and co-conspirator

@ Efe- calm down babe. I is just joking. I knows that good thing is nut cheap and cheap things is nut good. *snatches ferrari key from her* don't be worrying about the shoes and rolex. You kan kept them for ya sugar boi Vic2k3 abi wat were he called. . . . *sings* whether you likes it, whether you don't, i'm gonna teash tomorrow. . . Goodnight *gives her a peck on the cheek and speed off in ferrari before efe slaps moi. . . ** good nait klass. . .

^^ you want to kill me wit lafter

My brother o. Na jokes section i de hang out now. I de kill english for here . . . https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.1280.html Una argue argue argue about delta igbo, ikwerre igbo, sand sand igbo na im drive me commot from here

^^ Bash demy, Were yo writing spanish? I can't be reading wat you wrote

xynerise:
@efe.Me Paid £250? This school is dey for nigeria and not UK. So I will has been paying N250. Shey its was the same thing. Abi be ko?

N250 dat can't bought a plate for pepper soup? Efe will give you plenty drama o o o

Bash, i can cooked egusi my dear. But it'll tastes like sand paper with too mush salt

@ efe

Efe, oya come and be giving me e-tutorial on how to cooked egusi with ugu leaf

cooking ish hard works. Imagine me lonely for self- contain striving for cook egusi soup. I needed a girl friends o o

Wia has "free education" ran to?

^^

flexystar:
@Oweniwe, u dont knowing how to teaching your poopeels u beter rewent for dat class and explaining what happenned to d * that it become eleven. because why say u dont explain your sef so they cant understanding.

if yo thought teashing is easy as living for el-dorado, come and be teashing. I axed the klass to axe me a kwestion if de don't understand something for mathematricks, nobody axe. Therefore, i assume de all understanded. If yo have any kwestion, be feeling free to axe me. Quote it and be telling me yor problems

DaWizard47:
Which kain of taught are u taughting us eh, Our Prinseepar and ticha are took this skool for grant

you is confused. What i is teaching was "MATHEMA-TRICKS" and nut mathematics. If there was anything yo don't understood, axe me

@ ben 10. AWOl principar, be welkom to skool. The ministar of educashion came for official inspecktion visit and threat to sack you if you go AWOL again. Better go and be bribing him o

@ tpia & ileke-idi.  Mr. Cork Is yoruba jor! Otherwise, he wouldn't be criticising igbo celebrities anyhow, and his "writing accent" (no oofeinse) if you study it carefully is yoruba. 190 is definitely yoruba (don't forget that his NL wife, omolola is yoruba). Dobodobo is definitely yoruba. Why can't you people own up? I guess its coz nobody wants to be associated with them. . . . And make una no call me tribalist o. Grew up in abeokuta (my second home), so i can spot out any yoruba coz they have a pattern of communication (like the don't argue too much like the igbo or hausa. They just tell you their mind go.

xynerise:
Oya take £ put am for me.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=492003.msg7011161#msg7011161 date=1288020054]?[/quote]i axed for a kwestion, not pound sayn or zombic exclaimations

The korrekt answer were £8051+£1001=£85101. Is there any kwestion?

xynerise:
851101. I sabi bookola.

WRONG! The kwestion is, £8051+£1001=? Where was £ for yor answer? You did nut even put the kwestion before ya answer. Ya just wrote it like as if dia was answers without kwestion. Bash_demy put £ for his answer and also put kwestion wit answer.  [quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=492003.msg7009200#msg7009200 date=1288002081]Guguru moring tisa i roff this ro mathrimaticks crass ooo well the ansrer to ya kwestion is 70*100=£70100[/quote]so xynerise, yor answer was wrong

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=466959.msg7008896#msg7008896 date=1287998499]It's because we're nice girls . I'm not gonna lie, often times I find myself lingering toward Yoruba men as well [not intentionally though]. It just happens. Igbo, don't you like me?!?!? Is it only the Yoruba men that like me? Where are my Igbo men hiding? [/quote] yeh. The yoruba men. 190, dobodobo, mr cork, MOBO44, seun, etc

asha 80:
i thought those guys said they are not igbo

they mean they're igbo in delta state and not igbo in the east. Its like telling a kwara man that he's yoruba. Anyway, delta igbo or rivers igbo is still igbo. Abeg let's not start this igbo debate again.

Now let me give you another eksample. We performs multiplicashion before. Now let us tackle addishion. If 70*100=70100, what is 70+100? A teasher leads by eksample so i will told you the answer. What yo do is, removed zero from da numbers till ONE SIDE DOES NOT HAVE ZERO AGAIN. So 70+100. . . Remove one zero from 70 (7) and also one zero frum 100 (10). Since there were no more zero on 70 side again, we add the sums togedar. So 70+100=710. Is that klear? Now if 70+100=710, what ish  £8051+£1001=?

^^ korrekt! For normal mathematics, Efe'll make £7,000 (£70*100). But thanks for mathematricks, Efe's wealth can no longer be finite. She'll now makes £70,100 and becomes a lot richer. So dia fore, £70school fees *100 students = £70100. Were dat klear?

**strolls into klass** guru moring students. Its time for lekture. Awa course for moring is "mathematricks". Let me started by defining mathematricks. Its was similar to mathematics but its a lot more bordar dan the usual maths. This is becorse while normal mathematics limit you and making yo finite, mathematricks does nut limit and you can become infinity like infinity jeep. Now let me be giving yo ekxsampul. For normal maths, 1*1 =1. But for mathematricks, 1*1=11. 2*2=22, etc. Hop ya understood. Now let me gives you a kwestion. If Efe recieves £70 as skool fees and dia were 100 students for the skool, how mush will efe receive for skool fees?

My boss's daughter (from delta north) is getting married to an ekiti guy next month. Now this yoruba guys marrying igbo girls thing is getting worrisome