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A beg make una bail me out o. Anytime i play any disk with my laptop, a notification which says "problem with shortcut: duekuuf exe is missing" would appear. Sometimes "duekuuf scr" would be the missing shortcut. I've scanned all nook and cranny of the laptop with both avast and AVG anti virus but they didn't detect any virus. The laptop is a compaq presario cq 40-15TU on vista ultimate. What do i do to get rid of duekuuf?

A beg make una bail me out o. Anytime i play any disk with my laptop, a notification which says "problem with shortcut: duekuuf exe is missing" would appear. Sometimes "duekuuf scr" would be the missing shortcut. I've scanned all nook and cranny of the laptop with both avast and AVG anti virus but they didn't detect any virus. The laptop is a compaq presario cq 40-15TU on vista ultimate.

^ are you joking? E wan build pitch abi e wan buy house for dubai come park bentley for im garage? The guy is a plain thief. Ole

Yes o. I'v been trying to fly the bi-plane called dodo all to no avail. I don try 276 times i fail. E tire me o

Yor ernglish were fool of grammartical horrors. You spell teasher as teaser, you says "dat doin not knowing" wat were meaning of dat? were dat how to be spoken ernglish? Olodo rabata

tayo200:
Mr TEASFR that DOIN NOT KNOWING aw 2 speaking gud engilsh

ThinTima:
Oga Tisha, na you I ask a queshon not me walahi. I am ask for class say na what be [s][/s] sorry Idiom and nobory are answer you,

don't be minding the klass. The poopils are a bunches of spoilt ajebutters

checkoutdr:
There is only one thing I was never become in my life,
and that is to becoming a lier,
truth speaking is my hobbies,

see mr holy pass, go and be telling dat to yor pastor

Its vice city o mr mobinga

ThinTima:
Tisha I ask queshon and no bory is answer it?? I no discipline for this school walahi!!!

whish kwestion did ya ask? Be Quoting it

yorke:
@ben Bothest

it was people like you dat karry poo at the end of the term. You don't do tu tins at a tyme. Tak skool or tak footborl. Ya can't do da tu at the same tyme

DaWizard47:
*Rasies hand* Tisha Tisha Oweniwe. Can i be asking two question in the crass?

Firstly,  can u be gave us we a classical example of idiom, that ways maybe some smarter ones can got idea

Second, where was all the flies in your head went  

eksampuls of idioms were- "once for a blue muun" whish mean once in a lorng time. "let the kat outta d bag" whish mean to tell a sekret. "to kik the bucket" whish mean to dai. Are you satisfy? On ya sekond kwestion, there were no flies for my head. I were puzzled dat the klass was scatter at dat tyme

Baync, if yo need ma teashing experience, be going to page 30 of d thread. I teash fery well

^ you is a stooopid business man. U harv costormer and u want to chase the costomer away coz ya fees ish too hai. That is nat guud

I used to wonder how many trillions of dry bones are in the earth since the time of adam and eve

Nobody harv answer ma question. Purpose efe say "tanimz's head ish nut korrect", what do efe meant

Lolajoy:
Dat's a lie.

ok, go check the thread. Its either kunbee, a boy or she's a lesbian. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=384889.msg6832491#msg6832491

^ gbam! And i don't know when we shall have good networks o. Maybe 3-7 years from now

^ gbam! And i don't know when we shall have good networks o. Maybe 3-7 years from now

Mr prick, how ya de? You no answer ma kwestion (sic) na. Why yo hate black women when dem have biggar (sic) nyarsh than white women?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=533226.msg6954522#msg6954522 date=1287260815]^^ Lol

and she cracks the whip on another unfortunate soul. . .[/quote]kunbee is not "she" o. Kunbee is a boy.

Wrong, wrong! I harv a reason wai i used efe and tanimz as eksampool. Tanimz comes hea speaking de ernglish we wont to kill and call urs goats, lizard, etc. Now efe were defending her skool and says tanimz head is not korrekt. Is you understand?

^ yes! El guapo was brilliant. xynerise, you were maken me angriy. If ya gets a kwestion wrong egain, i'll cut yor marxks. now if efe said "taminz's head were not korrekt", whart do efe meant?

Abeg o. I need coaching on how to fly the dodo in francis intl airport. The max time i flew from the runway is 13 seconds pkere. Na pc i de play am o. Can someone help pls?

Vic, storp maken noise and ansa ma kwestion. Whart is idiom?

^ you there, gerrouta ma klass!

^Haha, just like that? You no go burn the fur away first?

Thanks for the info dear. But if a gas cooker caught fire, what do i do? I hear pouring water on it would make it flare. Is it true?

Now our torpik for todey is "idioms". Be going to page 63 of yor tektbuk. Whart is idioms?

El-guapo, for being the latest poopil in de klass, i were givein you ten maxks. Now be clapping for yaself. Lekture will start soon.

El Guapo:
Yup,ish a wondaful happening that i were the first to crass today,@Teacher oweniwe,abeg was start our lecturing faster cos am were plan go sawing my wive at hospital by 12.@V.prop Efemena,me wasnt raff wit u ooo,your price tags were cubersomic n was differ from the skull pricing,me was smell a rat sumwhere.

is you not knowing that efe ish professional ajebutter?

Ok, where have they been? I meant those tins you torlk about?

Tanimz, is that ya grand pa in the pic? He looks cute o

^ have you gotten 5 eyes? I were not seeing dose things yo wia talken about. Wia are d lizards, cockroach, and rats? Be telling me quick so i can called blacksta to be kidnapping them