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Sisikill is right. We always seem to want 2 live another person's life; just as when i was a young boy i wished i were older, and now i wish i could go right back to my teens. Single people want to be married and the married ones will give their left arm to be single again. Once you get the big boobs u'll end up envying girls with moderate boobs.

Simply swap phones with ur new girlfriend.

@poster wetin be sexing on phone? Can't u just simply say "phone intimacy"?

[quote author=his_grace link=topic=13728.msg2082494#msg2082494 date=1206213953]your problem is that in heaven - u have made a promise to the angels that one man shall never be enough for u - your obo - puss y is never satisfied - the solution is to hook on with a big privates man - please call me on 0805457657.[/quote]imagine the lack of tact

Proposal on top fone? neva! I go like see my girl reaction when i dey propose, na d main thing be dat. Her facial reaction during the proposal and the manner of acceptance will really go a long way in how the marriage will pan out.

@poster

Your friend is to blame, cos no one can clone ur atm card without having the card details; even if a fraudster manages to get the card number, without the pin he can do nothing, so obviously your friend must have been careless about his pin. The common thing nowadays is for boyfriends and girlfriends to know each other's pin nos and use each other's card, and later on you find one of them complaining about his/her account balance one way or another not knowing that his bf/gf had made withdrawals without his/her consent.

Concerning ATM fraud, a fraudster does not even need to "clone" a card, all he needs is the card info: the card number and the pin. All he needs to do is to log in to any site (such as recharge card purchasing sites, or even pay school fees online), type in the card details, and make online payments.

The lesson here is simple: guard your pin jealously, don't even let ur s/o in on it!

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Re: Funny Marriage Proposal
« #350 on: March 07, 2008, 12:42 AM »

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This proposal kind of reminds me of one i witnessed at silverbird cinemas. We were watching spiderman2 and all of a suddeen we saw a marriage proposal on the screen, before we knew what was happening, the guy in question stood up, waved the ring for all to see and put it on the girl's finger. Can u imagine that crap People laughed the hell out of him and started screaming at the part where peter parker was to propose to mary jane, for him to wave the ring for all to see like the way the mumu guy did. I was so embarrased for the girl.


@ cheexy Meen that was some funny sh*t! Got me ROTFLMAO!


Windy

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Re-read my posts on the subject again -- the aspects where I was serious as opposed to just yabbing

@ windywendy You seem much too full of yourself

ADDSTOM:
Hey am new in the site am Addstom by name, I need a Girldfirend am 23 years old, any intrested Lady should call me 08029668468.

ROTL DESPERADO!!!

Quote from: olado yesterday at 2:30:03pm
To me ithink Intercontinetal Bank is still the most friendly. Starting from their gate securities well coming with smiles on their faces to their cashiers at the counter who in turn will greet you well and respectfully. After your transacting your buisness with them they bid you bye and encorage you to continue banking with them. No wonder that saying goes"HAPPY CUSTOMER, HAPPY BANK".

@ olado
Make i tell u true, my brotha, all the smiles and gestures are all fake! They are doing all that under the threats of sactions and memos! The staff are treated like sh*t without regard to how they feel. I know cos i used to be part of them, The slogan should be changed to "HAPPY CUSTOMER, HAPPY BANK, UNHAPPY STAFF!!!"

I'm not saying that good customer service isn't necessary, but it's just the way the bank is going about getting their results that i question. Perhaps they could borrow a leaf from GTB strategies,

easimoni:
@ Ashiwaju, no veks my brother! I was not abuzing u. Not using spell chek does not make you an ileterate any moor than not having a PhD make Dangote/Femi ileterates eether. Look up Dangote on Wikipedia. He is arknoldeged as de riches black man in da wurld.

@ easimoni
The fact that he's acknowledged in Wikipedia means nothing, cos wikipedia is a free encyclopedia that anyone can write and edit. For all we know, that page could have been written by you!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Condoms distributed in church? no no no. Absolutely not! The church should stick to it's message of abstinence; there are other organisations, NGO's that should have that condom-distributing responsibility.

What an absurd idea!

There is a God indeed…,

What would you say to a dream job of a lifetime falling right onto your lap? It happens right? Ok what if you did not even apply for it? That was my experience. I was seated at work (youth service) one day when I got a txt message from my dad asking me to call my much older cousin who worked in a multi-national conglomerate based in the US. I called him up and in short he told me he had fixed up a position for me at the company, and everything was already set but I still had one hurdle to scale…an experienced field engineer was flying in the following week to interview me. He told me all I had to do was to impress the dude and the job was mine and I’ll be off to New York for training. I could hardly believe my ears.

The night before the interview I knelt down and prayed earnestly. “God, this engineer guy was created by you, abi? And since you are making a way for me this guy must not be an obstacle.” I laid down and slept off.

The next morning I was getting ready when a thought dropped in my mind from nowhere. “What is Ohm’s Law? What is it’s definition?” Make no mistake I’m hardly the religious type; I even find it stressing to go to church two Sundays in a row…I prefer inserting one Sunday of rest in between. I did not know where the thought originated from but nevertheless I took it seriously. For the life of me I could hardly remember what Ohm’s law was despite it being the fundamental law in electronics. I quickly sent a txt message to a friend who grad with a 1st class and he gave me the definition.

After the normal tell-me-about-yourself questions the engineer drew some circuits and asked me some basic questions about current and voltage readings in the circuit. The next question hit me by surprise “What is Ohm’s law?” he asked. I smiled inwardly as I coolly gave him the definition. The dude just nodded and then proceeded to tell me about the job.

To God be the glory I’ll be going to New York for a year’s training, all expenses paid, including a house and a car, then I’ll be posted to any site around the world where I’ll start my career as a FIELD ENGINEER!

forgot to add, couldn't travel for christmas and new year becos of the bank job! can you imagine? for the first time i spent christmas and new year holed up in my room trying to console myself with enuf movies and tantalizers chops, but i couldn't help but wish i was back home with my folks and experience the spirit of christmas like it's always been.

Guy i dey serve for one of the highest paying banks in the country at the moment, and right at the begining of my service i already made a pact with myself that i wont be staying whether they offer me armed robber salary or not(i studied engineering). Wrote this down in a diary and signed my name underneth. Why? Most people say that at first but once they get used to the system they go back on their word and decide to stay afterall. My experience has not been funny. I resume 7/7:30, close around 8/9pm, go for saturday banking, then get called upon anytime the ATM machine goes down, whether na morning, aft or nite, from monday to monday. As a result i have no social life, hardly do i know my fellow corpers, even to travel for weekend na problem cos of the ATM machine. My service dey end in two days time, and my brother, 160k or not, i dey ex. No be the kind way wey i plan spend my life. So i take it ur friend will learn from this experience.

Song suppose don know say hin time don end when hin nephew dey meet am for squad, he suppose don retire honourably, what a bad song to sing!

I'd always supported Egypt mainly because they play good football despite the absence of big names, Up Egypt!!!

Congrats man, that's really awesome! God is real, as i've come to realise a few months ago as well. I'll be gettin back to y'all with my own testimony any time from now,

Not havin' 2 work at all, wakin' up by the beachside everyday in some faraway puerto rican island with a cute honey in my right arm and a bottle of d finest liquor in my left, takin' barefoot walks by the beach arm in arm, all dressed in white,

I'll be at the parade ground on that day, then will probably have 2 return 2 work, which sucks