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@ All Maka all of una update wetin happen after the second test. I did mine at ICC in Abj on 31st. omo d test gangsta, never did a test like that in my life b4. I felt I did well though, but when I called in for my result, I was told I didn't make it. Eventually I had an inside person check what really happened, he confirmed that I actually passed, but due to zonal whatever, people who no score reach me wey be northerners scale thru, but because i'm from Osun state the quota don full or sumthing like that.

Initially i was downcast but a relative consoled me that God had a bigger plan for me. And HE DID! I'm now working for one of the top ten companies in the world, scheduled to go to New York for some eight-month training!

Glory be to God Almighty!

@ gentledove Thank God you survived the accident

Una suppose give us details o. U said u were on ur way to work? Where? Lag? PH? Omo our roads no safe o, if person fit get broken bone and half-shut eyes from just going to work, when no be say person dey travel cross-country.

May God continue to guide our paths.

@ cocci It aint a way to live sha, you'll have to admit, half of dem bankers aint happy with their job, most are just gathering enough dough b4 switchin to anotha career or runnin off for a masters degree

@ finecat i feel u o, u dey correct

I used to be an employee ( i served with the bank), and i can tell u it was hell on earth. I was virtually praying for service year to be over. My first few weeks were a torture; if u fail to sign in at 7:30 officially it's assumed u didn't come to work that day, upon that we no dey close early o, i don comot work for 10:30pm before. After a month i wrote a pledge in my diary basically stating that "No matter how much they're offering me and even if i'd become so used to life over there, I WOULD NOT BE STAYING". And i signed my name underneth.

No doubt the pay is good, even now wey i don comot since Feb dem still dey pay one thing or anoda (productivity or profitability or sumthin), but my dear pple, u aint gonna have any life outside of the bank. I went to work on saturdays and at times sundays as well. (I was in charge of their ATM machine and they'd buzz me anytime it went down, not minding i wasn't a full staff but a freakin' ajuwaya!) Public holidays were not left out. I spent xmas and new year at my station and couldn't travel home cos of the damn bank. I basically had visions of my family enjoying xmas chicken amidst laugher and all, and i had to be content with Sweet Sensation rice and chicken wey i dey chop alone in the corner of my room. Sheeeiiittt!

Upon all d pay, everyday na one memo or anoda. Akingbola throw one one time wey talk say if any account wey u dey manage go dormant, dem go comot from ur salary, Imagine that bulls**t! If customer no carry money put for hin account, na headache for u, God help u if d customer no dey available, or hin refuse to pay, na to go carry out of the big salary wey dem dey pay u put for ur customer account!

Experience plenty, make i no talk too much. Gladly left at the end of my service year. Wouldn't go back for all d money in d world.

@welli Thanks


@Topic
I've always wanted to experience a live-in before gettin married and i still do, but i have to admit the thot of over-familiarity, taking each otha for granted and eventual disrespect has crept into my mind

welli:
yea!i belong to d skul of tot that says it brings C FINISH.spending anite at his place is preferrable

Abeg make una pardon my lil unknowledgable self. wetin be C FINISH?

The scheme actually makes a lot of sense, investors can will not enter the industry cos of the current price rates which are flat, and simultaneously the govt cannot increase the prices cos right now electric power is a joke in this country. The strategy? The govt is trying to satisfy the investors and the nigerian consumers at the same time, so it will pick up the cost of increase for the next three years until atleast the situation improves. I sincerely hope it works out sha.

I haven't watched any in the last few years, but I haven't forgotten how much i enjoyed watching "Agbara Nla" back then, It was the simply the bomb!

eyeshadow:
Why were you having sex without a condom if you are not trying for a baby? Anyways, the only way you can know if she is pregnant is by her getting tested. Do that and please next time wear a condom, not just to prevent against unplanned pregnancy but also STIs.

if he survive this the dumb guy go still skin dive

wedding wey don pass finish for almost two years now, una still dey argue whether to go or not, _{couple don born pickin finish sef}

FactorChic:
LOL, na inside The Great Book those commandments dey abi wetin?

[b]"MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT"

Grab your copy, TODAY!!!
LOL, that's some naija movie right there!!! this is too funny [/b]

Ah, this movie dey sell witi-witi!!! see how people dey rush am! see queue for 12 ebinpejo lane and 15 iweka rd onitsha!!!
@poster, can u authograph my copy? Please!

La Liga - Barça want £31m for Ronaldinho
Eurosport - Tue, 29 Apr 12:09:00 2008
Barcelona president Joan Laporta has slapped a massive £31 million price tag on unsettled star Ronaldinho.

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He confirmed that Barcelona had received several bids for the twice former World Player of the Year, including from Premier League sides, but Milan had shown the strongest interest.

Milan said earlier this month they had agreed personal terms with the Brazil forward but his move to the San Siro stalled over the Spanish club's asking price.

"I only say that Ronaldinho is worth more than 40 million euros (£31m)," Laporta said. He added that the player might stay on at the Camp Nou.

"He has never created the slightest problem and I'm sure he will return to how he was before, as soon as he is well.

"He just needs to find new motivation, but it's no foregone conclusion that he has to leave because he can find this with us, given that his contract runs until 2010."

Manager Frank Rijkaard recently said Ronaldinho had played his last game for the club, and Laporta's statement most likely represents a negotiating stance in what promises to be a lengthy transfer saga.

Little more than two years ago, the 28-year-old was almost unanimously regarded as the best player in the world.

However, a prolonged dip in form, coupled with question marks over his professionalism and proneness to injury, means Barça have been offered little more than half their asking price.

Milan and city rivals Internazionale have made their interest plain, while Manchester City are also believed to be in the hunt.



http://eurosport.yahoo.com/29042008/58/la-liga-bar-want-31m-ronaldinho.html

guy u be mumu!

u no do ur research wella, u just dey plug hole anyhow; now wey yawa gas finish u come dey run about dey find biology text book

that's like putting the cart before the horse.

TopBooty una try o.

40 posts in a single day?

@ cadet n cixluv you totally miss the point. what i'm getting at is that sex has become so casual these days that most people rarely think twice before engaging in it, but u'll take a lot of factors into consideration before lending someone ur car; ask questions like "do I know where he/she lives?(incase ur car doesn't get returned)", "does he/she have a sibling i could contact if he/she disappears with my car?" "Hell, do i even know his/her last name?"

I know I was "gettin' it on" with a chick for about two months or so, and i didn't even know her address or even know her last name. She was coming for "the treatment" steadily before we eventually broke it off after a while. Now ask me: would I have loaned her my car if she had asked? 'course not!

Here's an interesting survey with interesting results,

Question:
You've known this person of the opposite sex for 2 weeks and gone out for 3 or 4 times, would you have sex with him/her?

90% said "YES".

You've known this person of the opposite sex for 2 weeks and gone out for 3 or 4 times, would you lend him/her your car?

99.9% said "NO".

I say again, does anyone see anything funny with these stats? I'm reading that you have sex with someone you barely know, but you wouldn't loan 'em your car, Where is the moral value in that?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-65653.0.html

make una scroll to the bottom of the page.

the girl no suppose dey show face for here again.

Fool

This almondjoy na stupid girl o. no be d same girl wey dey asylum for US, dey sleep for refugee hostel with one kid wey hin no no him papa? She still get gut to come and yap naija and nigerians here? No be u dey rack up over 6,000 posts within 6months or so? The bitch no get job o! Na low-life scum, worst of the worst.

Shame on u.

I've been fortunate enough not to be involved in an auto accident, thanks to God.

I had this one accident when I was riding my bike back when I was a kid.

Was riding my bike in our estate, which had a duplex on each side of the road, and two metallic water tanks per duplex.

At the end of the street was four duplexes on each side, meaning eight water tanks.

Riding my bike at high speed, waving to my friends as i sped by.

Reached the end of the street and made a left turn, unfortunately the I realised too late the speed was excessive.

Grabbed the brakes, but alas since the driveway was filled with gravel, I skidded and ended up colliding headlong into the bunch of metal tanks.

Blacked out.

Somewhere, somehow I heard the shouts of my mum and I felt myself being carried.

Woke up at home, with a huge bloody gash just about an inch away from my right eye.

Everyone told me how lucky I was not to have ended up with one eye.

Dad immediately disposed of the bike.

Damn I miss that bike!


p.s - till today peeps think i'm an ibo boy cos of the scar!

I have a distant relative that has three daughters, and when the third was born, the dude simply walked out of the hospital on hearing the news that it was a girl again. He left his wife and the new-born baby, and didn't even show up for the naming ceremony a week later!

I guess men want male kids simply because it's nice to have a "mini-me" running about the house, and also cos they carry on their name after they're gone. My maternal grandad had 7 children, all female, all married, thus no one to carry on his name.

Hi All,
I'm to go live in Ghana for about a month or so, and would like if y'all could let me in on spots to visit and hang out in Accra, including niteclubs and all. All contributions/suggestions will be welcome. Thanks!

How long have you known each otha? It's hard to gobble sumthin' up unless you're absolutely sure you can trust the source

Jackie Chan vs Two dudes (one with spining legs!) in Who Am I

saint10:
So I'm probably SOL on this one since the topic so old, but I need some advice and I have no where to go for it. I don't want to brag these facets of my situation vital to any advice. I am a very good looking guy, and at the young age of fourteen I fell deeply in love with a girl from my school. She was and is still very beautiful, but beyond that I feel that we established a set of morals growing up together while dating that I cannot find in any other girl. We dated for three years, and then we broke up to date other people. I never wanted to date anyone else, and I don't feel as if I ever will. I am now 19 years old, and it has been two years since our break up. I am in college now, and I have been with 24 other partners. I feel sick over this, but I feel like I am in a never ending search to fulfill what my "x" once was to me. I have decided to just stop looking and let it come to me, and i know I am very young and this probably seems stupid to everyone. The truth is, in two years I have seen my "x" about 4 times, but I think about her at least 20 times a day, dream about her almost daily, and I worry about her well-being constantly. She is currently with someone that loves her, and she loves him I believe, but he really is a terrible person. He has faced criminal charges for gang assault, among other things. Anyway, I have used drugs to relieve my pain since the break up. At 17 I was one of the most intelligent and attractive students in my school, and I now I use drugs. My "x" got into drugs, and I think I started to impress her. I havent gone one week without taking some kind of drug since I started, and while I feel it is under control, I have brothers that look up to me. Waiting around to find someone doesn't hurt me, because I occupy my time sleeping around. I always use protection and I have been tested and I am physically healthy (besides the drugs), but I have been scared enough to stop sleeping around. I don't think I will fall in love again, and I don't know if I want to. I have everyone around me fooled, hence the resortment of "Nairaland?" I almost feel as if she wants to move on, I want her to be happy, but I never want to be with anyone besides her. I truly and deeply love her. For someone that has since cheated on following girlfriends, I never cheated on this girl and I couldn't even think of it. It was physical with her even at a young age, but it wasn't the physical relationship that was important to me; it was the feeling I got in her presence, holding her while she slept, and kissing her every chance I had for three years. We broke up because of trust. I had the only thing I could ever want in my grasp and arrogantly tried to contain her from her friends and other boys. I have grown, but really all I want is to kiss her everyday for the rest of my life. What the f*** can I do with myself?

Dude u aint no saint! U'r bleeped UP!

@ nightrider,

Welcome to OT

oau,

oau

More OAU pics,

Above is a pic of the benz wey Awolowo take do campaign for late 70s/early 80s,

Below is a pic of OAU,

;d

Thank God for that miracle. My brotha just try and stay close to God and don't ever become too attached to money to always give God what he truly deserves.

Sisikill:
Next time she calls, pick up the phone, be nice to her tell her. . . she's not not an [I]omo ale oh[/I] because you were just thinking about her. She of course will be all interested and ask you what you were thinking. It's now you will tell her of this wonderful dream you had where she was the star. . .then pause and say never mind. At this point you know she's salivating like pavlov's dog and she'll say tell me now, then you tell her the dream is of you having a party with her and one of your friends, one you know she does not like, that she loathes with every fiber of her being (there's always one) Tell her you've already spoken to the guy and he is open to it. . . In fact, He is here as you speak and all that is left is for her to say yes to get the show on the road. Try to say all of these very convincingly because I'm sure the thought of doing it with your best friend makes you want to gag but for it to work, you must pretend the idea is so sweet to you ehn, you can't wait to for all three of you to jump in bed.

If she ever calls you again, I owe you 300 bucks. A l l a h, I'll send you the money through a paypal account but you have to show proof 1st oh. You can then use the 300 bucks buy a plane ticket out of town after she tells the whole world you're a sexual sicko. . .but at least she'll stop calling you. Mission accomplish.

@sisi you have one heck of an immagination, made me lauf thou