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KoiceReloaded:
That's the punchline. It's a clever use of satire in other to mock the power struggles following the demise of USSR. It's the use of humor, irony, ridicule and exaggeration to expose and criticize the soviet's stupidity and vices, esp in the context of contemporary politics. The creator, Armando Iannucci is one of the world best satire writers. His works are well known. Basically, through them, he pokes delirious fun at political establishment of various governments.

Some of his works I can remember off head are thus:
TELEVISION
- The Thick of It
- Veep
- Lab's Rats
- Time Trumpets

MOVIES
- In the Loop
- Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
- The Death of Stalin
- Tube Tales.

quinSonia:
pls where can I get this movies:movies are like the dope versions of 300

king Naresuan

Legend of King Naresuan

Beorn:
I don't even know, someone that lives or had lived in UK will be more able to say the Queen's accent. All I know is that I understand her when she speaks, so whatever her accent may be, it's very easy to understand. There are some English accents that you'll struggle to comprehend.

Beorn:
I forgot to add the emboldened in my earlier posts. Some of these accents are also hard to understand if someone that doesn't have a deep knowledge of them or if one didn't grow up in the UK. I once watched a BBC documentary and most of the interviewees had Scouce accents and I was really struggling to grab what they're saying. They're speaking English but yet it sounded so strange to me.

KoiceReloaded:
The Death of Stalin is so good. Had me in stitches. 8/10 would watch again.

Ishilove:
You seem obsessed with the vagina.

iLegendd:
It's good for a man not to poke his dick in all holes, but it's bad for a man not to know what is happening in the dating world.

Question

What I don't get is: why do you all care about the nice guys getting 2nd hand?

Question

We care because the burden is on us who know the solution.

Why? When these nice guys hit rock bottom with these girls HGBG and CBG have used like tissues, they come online cry for help.

You'll see threads with titles like:

Help!!! I married a stranger
Help! I caught my woman cheating
Help! My woman is too naggy
Help! I can't believe she could cheat on me with a tout after all I did for her.

The nice guys will say things like: I can't think straight now. I can't type clearly now. I may commit suicide, somebody HELP! I'm going to get drunk — blah blah blah.

When they ask these pitiful questions on forums, who are they expecting to answer them? Is it their fellow nice guys who are smart like them academically, but clueless in the dating world?

The burden is on us who thoroughly understand the game from experience for many years. It's our job to educate nice guys as early as possible. Even if they ignore us and act the way they like, at least, we have told them the truth.

Another reason we're trying to enlighten nice guys by fire and by force and with simple English is: there are too many intelligent guys around who know nothing about relationship advice, but they love giving advice because they're intelligent, so they feel they know it.

Being academically intelligent and knowing how the dating world works are two different things.


When these intelligent guys advise you, you'll believe them because their advice is logical and they always sound cool.

Unfortunately, women and the dating world are illogical while most men and nice guys are logical. The only men who know relationship advice and women are illogical are those men who have spent years studying how women and the dating world works.

I think I'm explaining to much, so lemme stop here.

IamZod:
So I saw Red sparrow.

My ratings:
Plot was good.
The scenes of the state school four were lit. They were my favorite

There's something sexy about the
Russian accent. It's hot.

But I feel Dominika(Jennifer Lawrence) came a bit short in her effort to speak with the accent...

There were some scenes u could easily
tell she struggled to pull it off.
I could easily sense the American accent in most of her talk

However she did try. I give her 5/10 on that.

Overall it was a good film.

I rate it 6.5/10 in general.

Emekus92:
lol. The woman will chose to leave the man instead of to be in that cage

Beorn:
It'll not be a hit if mass produced, if not a smart business man would've thought about the idea. With or without equipment, person wey wan cheat, go cheat.

Emekus92:
Guy take it easy na
that's a slavery equipment it should not be encourage at all

Emekus92:
I'm still watching this movie up till today.
immortan Joe with his concubines

iLegendd:
I don't mean any letdown on numbers 2. Those number 2 are how everyone should be, but unfortunately, this world is screwed. Be nice and you'll be repaid with tears and regrets.

Acting like number 2 in the music Industry is okay, but if you act like number 2 in the dating world, you're doom.

These are the men who always pay women's school fees, buy her phones, pay her mother's hospital bills, and so on.

One day, he'll gain access to her Whatsapp or Facebook chat and see the greatest shock of his life. She has been frolicking with HGBD and CBG while keeping him on hold as she pretends to be a virgin or waiting till marriage.

When she's been asked if she's a V, she'll say yes, but was raped back in school. All women have a fake rape lie they tell nice guys. In truth, they were thoroughly fùcked by HGBG and CBG, but love putting the blame on "rape," to appear innocent.

Women are not to be blamed for lying to nice guys. HNC are to be blamed. Women don't like having sex with HNC even if they're cute. They prefer having them as friends (friendzone) while banging HGBG and CBG.

So, I don't want number 2 sleeping around, but they should understand the secret game going on either knowingly or unknowingly.

Number 2 are nice just the way they are and I love them, but they shouldn't take such attitude to the dating world.

iLegendd:
In the dating world, avoid being number 2 above, else, you'll suffer.

Number 1 or 3 is the deal. The number 2 are the most reserved, humble, gentle, peaceful, understanding, and nice, but they hardly go far in the dating world. They always eat remnant food despite how humble they always portray themselves to be. In fact, in the dating world, they are ball-less pretenders. They're clueless nice guys.

Typing...

KoiceReloaded:
Yay!! Senegal is out! I'm so happy! Good job, Colombia, good job.

frowland:
That bloke picking up that note on the ground will make a good meme


This just proved that Choir master are bleeping masters He must have been bleaping her right the day she joined..
if you know, you know.

ProfEinstein:
Oga governance is a serious business and nothing compared to football, so better face your soccer business and leave politics for experienced hands.

pocohantas:
Next step is to milk mama of some dollars.
Then send some home to his brother to build a house.

After that, come back home one Xmas and block one small girl (preferably U-25) at his village square. Marry her. Come back regularly to give her belle. Send her money as at when due...

Life goes on

Histrings08:
U need to stop watching football with ur emotions nd start reasoning like a sane human being

Timekeeper:
I will not bcox u r d one to commit suicide... My team Argentina won..... So speak for yourself.. Naija won ur hrt brah

Histrings08:
Thank u jare op... A ref that awarded us a penalty no one spotted nd the waved the other nd we started calling him all sort of names... Haba!!.. We. Want to score 2 goals from penalty spot nd they scored their 2 goals on merit.. Their wining was deserved jor

Ishilove:
Happy Death Day- Despite all the craziness that went on in this movie, the theme is very straightforward and surprisingly touching: coming to terms with grief. It is also never too late to start over (especially if you're still young )

Dark comedy, average slasher, thought provoking central themes.

7.5/10. Worth the watch.

Beorn:
Did you see me argue the emboldened? Naija players are populated with average players as well. How many of our players are film directors while playing in top clubs? Remember shooting movies in foreign scene no be like Naija own when you can direct and produce a movie in one week.

oyb:
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why are you celebrating violence against women?

or are you admitting that women have no place playing football

why are you even here commenting on movies? shouldn't you be washing the dishes in the kitchen?

Beorn:
Attending coaching school and still active is different from shooting movies and being active in football. If you doubt me, check all those players that started attending coaching schools while active, they started the school at their OLD AGE OR LATTER PART OF THEIR CAREERS WHEN THEY WERE NO LONGER ASSURED STARTERS WEEK IN, WEEK OUT. Eg: John Terry and Ryan Giggs.

Shooting movies and still training for a competitive club is hard to come by. How will you have the chance to shoot movies and still train every day of the week in preparation for a UCL, Caraboa Cup, FA Cup, and Premier League matches? How's that possible? The teams most of those Iceland players plays for are mediocre teams that aren't competitive like the average EPL teams. Do you know Neymar did his minor role for Triple X while on holidays/recovering from injury? Do you think Barcelona would've allowed him to be focusing on important matches and still shooting movies while the season was still very fresh?