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Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by oyokometer(m): 9:17am On Jul 02, 2023
Davido is palliative umu asa
Education / Re: 6 Kids Set To Represent Nigeria At World Microsoft Championship by oyokometer(m): 11:09pm On Jun 04, 2023
I took my time to go through the names just for one purpose, Hausa or Fulani names weren't there but they are the ones sitting in the helm of affairs of this country leading the whole country backward with nepotism and incompetent people occupying sensitive positions they are qualified for.
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Education / Re: 6 Kids Set To Represent Nigeria At World Microsoft Championship by oyokometer(m): 11:08pm On Jun 04, 2023
One section of the country always make negative headlines. You will not see their names there.
Politics / Re: Pasuma, Asake, Timaya, 43 Other Musicians Thrill Fans At Renewed Hope Concert by oyokometer(m): 10:35am On May 26, 2023
Ok
Music/Radio / Re: Rema - Charm (Official Music Video) by oyokometer(m): 12:12pm On May 23, 2023
Dupe
Health / Re: Women See Why Your Private Part Is A No Go Area by oyokometer(m): 11:42am On Sep 28, 2022
I pity men that still gives head to anyhow girls nowadays, you will end up suffering from mouth odour and tooth problem

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Irish Twitter Jubilate Over The Death Of Queen Elizabeth II by oyokometer(m): 5:43pm On Sep 09, 2022
slawomir
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Damnnn niggar
All these past history to spoil the future

Abeg make we forgive and forget

We have learnt alot from the past so that it won't repeat itself....we should move on

No matter what I still believe the dead should be treated with a little bit of nervousness and respect

I wish you and your family will have a test of this evil and wicked perpetrators act and feel the aftermath of the whole thing, let's see if you will call a past a past and forgive and forget. It is very easy for you to say when you don't have the experience.

Imagine someone killing your whole family and later repent, when you see the person go and hug him or her, let see if you fall from heaven.
Celebrities / Re: Ruby Orjiakor Seeks Approval From River Goddess To Shoot A Movie (Video) by oyokometer(m): 6:41pm On Aug 30, 2022
Deep

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Politics / Re: Buhari Surmons All Service Chiefs Presides Over Security Briefing by oyokometer(m): 2:02pm On Jul 28, 2022
90% of the service chiefs are Northerners and Muslims, nothing will come out from the meeting (Nepotism in the highest order), they have been pampering the whole situation with kid glove. A problem that is ravaging the whole country and one section of the country will sit together to decide the whole nation's fate. I want the politicians to feel the pain of the ordinary Nigerians.
Science/Technology / Re: Bayelsa Fisherman Using A Dolphin As Bait, Caught 10 Sharks In A Day (Photos) by oyokometer(m): 1:19pm On Jul 28, 2022
kenzo25:
I hope one day the daddy shark and mummy shark and all shark family won’t descend on him one day, it will be shark dooodoo in cartoon voice lol

Is only family men and women with children will understand this write up. Hungry shark dodododo, sharks are full ddoodoo, let's go play dodoodo etc. God bless every responsible family out there, it is not easy to cater for children with the way Nigeria economy dey go. God of married men I thank you ooh
Politics / Re: Sowore Condemns Petition Against Reno Omokri by oyokometer(m): 2:51pm On Jul 08, 2022
I just signed mine now no time, if talk rubbish you are the next

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Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho Is The First Manager To Win UCL, Europa & Conference League by oyokometer(m): 10:23pm On May 25, 2022
Ok
Politics / Re: Wike’s Anointed Candidate, Fubara Emerges PDP Flagbearer In Rivers by oyokometer(m): 10:23pm On May 25, 2022
Hmm
Business / Re: 11 Banks Make N261.99bn Net Profit In 3 Months by oyokometer(m): 3:42pm On May 25, 2022
Really
Celebrities / Re: Abbey Abimbola Bags Asia's Achievement In International Expansion Award 2022 by oyokometer(m): 3:34pm On May 25, 2022
Congratulations

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Culture / Re: Why Must I Knock 3 Times Before Entering A Room A Dead Body Is Being Laid? by oyokometer(m): 10:36am On May 13, 2022
There is a man that died but before his death, he specifically told his children to bury him in a traditional way and not in Christian way. The children of the late man happened to be Christians, they decided to go against their father's instruction and brought one pastor to bury their father on the burial day.
The said pastor collapsed and died immediately while ministering. The said man is dead and seem powerless but the result shocked everyone.
So Irrespective of your believe, faith or religion, there are mysteries that surrounds us which we don't have explanation to.

I have a formal neighbour that works in mortuary, he told me that they don't just barge in on the dead, there is a form of knocking or notice given to the dead before entering inside. There are rules of engagement everywhere, don't limit or rubbish everything you hear

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Politics / Re: Police Arrest Two Suspects Over Killing Of Female Student In Sokoto by oyokometer(m): 7:08pm On May 12, 2022
The glaring and crystal clear difference between Christians and Muslims; one of them fight, kill and take revenge for their God while the other will pray, complain and wait for their God to fight for them

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Politics / Re: Female Student Burnt Alive Over Blasphemy In Sokoto by oyokometer(m): 5:23pm On May 12, 2022
The glaring and crystal clear difference between Christians and Muslims; one of them fight, kill and take revenge for their God while the other will pray, complain and wait for their God to fight for them

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Nairaland / General / Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by oyokometer(m): 2:31pm On May 11, 2022
Who are you
Family / Re: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by oyokometer(m): 8:18pm On May 10, 2022
What a woman cannot do does not exist. A woman's heart is an ocean of deep secrets, the more you want to understand them, the shocker you become.

Till today women didn't tell men what Satan told them in the Garden of Eden
They are ones that owns the right to say if i show you my true colour especially those ones that bleaches their skin.

Finally, fear who no fear women

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Politics / Re: Suspected IPOB Members Set Trailer Of Cattle Ablaze In Anambra by oyokometer(m): 11:24pm On May 08, 2022
Winters23:
sad

I wish Buhari can just send in dancers to SE and kill all these Ipob terrorists.

These guys are worst than boko haram

Atleast boko insurgents believe in something, what does Ipob insurgents believe in anyways?

It is you and all your family members Buhari will kill, anyway hunger is killing your family already.
Religion / Re: Undergraduate, Suel Ambrose Slumps, Dies Acting Jesus Crucifixion Drama by oyokometer(m): 7:22am On Apr 18, 2022
Painful

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Politics / Re: US Approves $997m Military Equipment Sale To Nigeria by oyokometer(m): 6:59pm On Apr 15, 2022
Yey
Crime / Re: Lady Murdered In Ozoro Hotel, Delta. Her Head Cut Off (Photos) by oyokometer(m): 6:31pm On Apr 13, 2022
CryptoClub2018:
Igbo miscreant will not say anything about this but let this happen in the SW, they will call the whole tribe skull miners. Stupid people

You would've read all the comment before opening that your God forsaking mouth. Na your region and generation be stupid people, skull miner talking. Who tell you that Igbo's don't condemn evil. Evil is evil no matter where it is being perpetrated.

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Romance / Re: Any Man That Collects Back His Gift From A Lady Is A Weak Man by oyokometer(m): 5:15pm On Mar 19, 2022
We actually hail one of our Boss in Uniport back then in school. He was going home one faithful evening and one girl he has been disturbing for a relationship saw him going home and decided to join him when she notice his friends saying they were hungry, they entered one Sammie's Fast Food Joint and bought fried rice and chicken as takeaway for the girl, while coming out from the fast food, she quickly answer a call and told the young man she will come house later that something just came up. The man without shame collected back the food he bought for her and ask her to come to his house to eat the food if she's interested in the food and walk away.

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Career / Re: 12 Ways Covid Is Changing The Work Culture Today by oyokometer(m): 12:36pm On Feb 21, 2022
Na so
Career / Re: 12 Ways Covid Is Changing The Work Culture Today by oyokometer(m): 12:35pm On Feb 21, 2022
Yes
Sports / Re: Gianluigi Donnarumma Reacts To Messi’s Penalty Miss by oyokometer(m): 5:16pm On Feb 16, 2022
D
Politics / Re: Ekiti 2022: Muyiwa Ogunmilade Predicts Landslide Victory For APC by oyokometer(m): 2:30pm On Feb 16, 2022
OK na
Education / Re: Unic Vilos Teacher Flogs 2-Year-Old Pupil Who Could Not Recite English Alphabet by oyokometer(m): 1:15pm On Feb 11, 2022
I will kill any one that tries that on my daughter, I mean anyone
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians React To Obi Cubana’s First Son, Alex’s Grades In School (Photos) by oyokometer(m): 11:12am On Feb 05, 2022
Awesome
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Middlesbrough FA Cup: 7 - 8 pens On 4th Feb 2022 by oyokometer(m): 10:45pm On Feb 04, 2022
Most useless club so far grin grin grin

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