₦airaland Forum

Lightorder:
God bless you sir

Amen. God bless you too.

Sack your lawyer immediately. You said the case was already in court which means that you already have a lawyer fighting the case for you in court. But still, your uncles are still trespassing on a land that the case is already in court and your lawyer is doing nothing about it!!!. This isn't normal, either your lawyer is clueless or he has taken some cash from your uncles without your knowledge.

It has never been this bad in this country. Things were bad before, but not up to this extent

All these animals are at their most vulnerable state during pregnancy. As cute as they are with pregnancy, I just feel sympathy for them realising the increased dangers they go through day by day throughout the duration of their pregnancies. Mothers are unique, be it humans or non-humans.

I was expecting a video of the mermaid

Flamezreal:
If those politicians stealing billions can see their bank digits in raw cash, most of them will run mad.
#fact

if a Nigerian politician sees his bank digits in raw cash the way the pic above is, he won't run mad as u claimed. His target will change. You see all those spaces surrounding the cash? His 'stealing target" will be to fill them and he won't be satisfied even after filling them because there will always be empty spaces. Greed is an abnormality, a greedy man can never be satisfied especially when u live in a country like Nigeria where you can freely spend stolen money with absolutely nothing happening to you.

emae009:
Successive heads ke?
Why una dey like to show una self on issue you don't even understand.
Tim Cook has been Apple C.E.O ever since Jobs stepped down..
A company that has twice been the most valuable corporation.
Second company to surpass the 2 Trillion market share.
The most valuable tech company in the whole world is what you're calling "confused on what to do" ...
smh

you are the one showing that u know too much now. Have u seen their shares in the smart phone industry for some years now? Some features appear in the current model and disappears in the next model and reappear in subsequent model, to dispose again, is that not confusion? Samsung and some products used to be very far behind Apple, but are now very very close.

Steve Job will be turning in his grave now. What is Tecno chinco phone where an iphone stands? Just imagine the heights Apple would have been if Steve job was still alive!!!. The successive heads of apple have always been confused on what to do and what not to do with their products nowadays.

DubaiLandLord1:
Una too dey downgrade Lagos sha

Enugu and Calabar no fit even compare with Rivers, Oyo, Ogun, Kano and Kaduna.

Enugu and Cross River are just civil servants state

I don't think you know the political and economic histories of these two states. Calabar was a one time sit of colonial power, it also has a nice climate which is loved by the colonial officers. Just like Lagos, it has an opening into the atlantic ocean which should have developed its ports just like apapa and tincan ports, infact the Calabar port is far older than the Lagos ports. If u have the seat of power and resources, what stops u from developing? Lagos is only building on the foundation laid during its time as fct unlike Calabar.

Enugu and Cross-River states are two states that should have been at par with Lagos, Abuja or PH because they have either been seats of colonial powers or regional capital. They both have resources to internally develop, without any help from the federal govt, but are still backwards because of long history of bad leadership.

Most of you don't know the predicament the leaders of the govt are in. The most difficult crimes to fight are those that involve family members. Imagine a situation where you are forced to declare your brother, uncles, in-laws and other close relatives and people of same religion and ethnicity as terrorists just like people are clamouring for this govt to do!!!, It takes a nationalist and patriotic leader to do such and we don't have such a leader in power.

TarOrfeeek:
OK


Me I just unearthed the Ijebu Garri that my grandmother was about to soak in 1967 before Gowon and his murderous soldiers struck.

The Garri still has groundnut inside (similar to this cake).

There's a little Ororo and salt. Overall its in a good condition.

you can continue from where your grandmom stopped by completing the remaining processes

NwaAmaikpe:




Most people aren't normal walahi.
But I relate a lot to why people have nudes and sex tapes of their partners.

From a psychological point of view, and in furtherance of good mental health, it's always good to have a memorabilia of sex partners, mostly those who left an impression.

At first, I began collecting panties, then nudes, then to recording our sex tapes because it was more relatable masturbating to your own sex act than that of a scripted random stranger gotten off one pornsite.

But I've taken my collections a notch higher, I now collect pubic hair.
And every now and then, I take a bit of it from my stash, mix it with incense and some weed then set it on fire, allowing it's distinctive aroma therapeuticize my soul.

Believe me, most people aren't normal.

make them hold you before u enter street oo

"love your neighbour as you love yourself". I will prove to my crush that I love her as I love myself by not going to pick the phone. .

That na mumu prayer, God doesn't answer any prayer that is "mumu-ish" in nature

This is death coming in small dosage. Forget the size, it can still do considerable damages.

11. Victor Osimeh

Na the name of the permanent secretary dey amuse me, Mr Liverpool

Despite this, Nigeria is still rated above Lebanon, Syria, Yemen, Iraq,Libya and many other countries as more terrorized, that is how low we are, all thanks to our money hungry politicians.

It is a sad reality of life. For every meat you eat, it is always joy for the eater, but pain and grief for the eaten and the family of the eaten. We eat chicken, goat meat, beef and whatever meat available on the face of the earth, I have seen a cow crying, some years back while being killed , though very emotional, most times we don't care because the world is a wild place where only the strongest survive by eating the lesser. My advice and practice in life is to kill only what I will eat to survive, don't kill and throw away except it is a serpent. Don't kill what u won't eat and will not harm u if allowed to live.

Totilopussylick:
This can help Nigeria win the war against Boko Haram

Bandits

Terrorist

Cattle rustlers

Kidnappers etc. If they can afford it.

weapons like this is supposed to help fight crime or terrorism but you don't know Nigeria. Nigeria is like Iran. Anytime our govt\military gets new advanced military equipments, everybody will be celebrating. But tomorrow, u will hear that they mistakenly killed innocent villagers or fishermen with the new equipments, your moral will just die when u hear stories like that

We have always known this. The FG is using the institutions of govt to achieve what these terrorists are using violence to achieve, they have the same goals but different instruments and modus operandi. Don't rejoice when any terrorist is reported captured because most will be free as already spoken by this state governor. Some other northern governors have advocated decentralization of the process of prosecuting these terrorists and allowing states powers to also prosecute them to avoid issues like this, but the attorney general said NO

maureensylvia:
Awwww really
I prefer it to seasoning cubes though
But you can skip the crayfish... Beans is naturally sweet

Or you add smoked fish

seasoning cubes like which one? I love varieties

This is one of the reasons that they deactivated the reply option for messages like this one. Some people's reply to messages like this would have been "thunder fire una"

fergie001:
"Total football" did favour us, because we had hungrier & more dedicated players. Players that could "eat" grass and were very physical.

You and this Rohr sef
That man empty since now. I have been saying it that only Pinnick can explain why Rohr is still Nigeria's Coach.

if as your oga, both of us share your salary at the end of the month with me taking majority of your salary, won't I continue to employ you? Have you forgotten why Glen Huddle didn't get the job despite being more glorified than this "groundnut roll'

Your agency fees will be up to N250m . Explorer I hail u oo. The house is beautiful but the value of the Nigerian currency makes some amount look very huge

Where are u?

When signing visafree-agreement with any country, make sure it isn't a country whose citizens are hungrier or more displaced than yours, else they will flood your country just like in this story

When this chinko drone hear the words 'Reaper, grey eagle and predator", it will disappear. China is trying but America and Israel still set the standard when it comes to the use of drones for warfare.

obiekunie01:
675,000 people have been killed by covid in america!

thats like the population of a city - and it wasnt really noticed.

make i no talk sha!





BUT WHY THEM NO PUT THE NAMES OF THE DECEASED ON THE FLAGS SINCE THEY HAVE THEIR RECORDS.
THIS JOE BIDEN GOVERNMENT REALLY LOVES DRAMMAR




ANYWAYS, MAKE THEM HOLD THEIR COVID OVER THEIR MAKE WE HOLD OUR MALARIA OVER HERE - EVERYMAN WITH HIM OWN HEADACHE.

you are a typical average Nigerian. You try to sound smart but it is obvious you are direct opposite of smartness. U think America is like Nigeria where u can hire people to do your will. We only have to thank God that it wasn't serious in Nigeria.

You and your gang killed and keeps killing the Naira since the British left. If the Naira had value, even N10,000 will be too much as salaries for an average nigerian. How many Americans earn $10,000 a month? How many Britons earn 5000 pounds a month? But many Nigerians earn Over N30,000 as minimum wage but still can't live a decent life simply because the naira is useless. Go to the market with even N100,000 and u will realise that despite the quantity, the N100,000 is nothing.