KiNg0G:
how donor won take fear. > ......chai you don kill me with laugh see as I dey roll for ground

FarahAideed:


I read the description of his symptoms and it's was very consistent with arterial thrombosis plus my IQ is over 180 I figure things out easily and I am always more than 90 percent right.

PlayMaker14:
One of my colleague who lives close to my house came to watch the stupid "Reunion Show" in my house, on a normal sporting day, I wouldn't have allowed her to even think of watching the show at my place, but since the EURO 2020 round of 16 is kicking off tomorrow, I allowed her.


While I was busy arranging something light for dinner, I heard her shouting on top of her voice;

"Beat am well well make her head correct"

I quickly hide all my kitchen knives and any piercing object, walk towards her and calmly told her to bring it down as her emotions was getting the best of her.


These are some of the precautionary measures you take while in the same space with an emotional Bb9ja fan....

I nor wan end up like SUPER TV CEO when dem stab like fowl.

mugnmuffin:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have an issue that has been on my mind for weeks now. My fiancé and I have been dating for over three years. I love him and he loves me too. We are physically attracted to each other. We’re both catholic but since I graduated, during my service year I gave my life to Christ, got saved and left the Catholic Church. So I’ve been a Pentecostal Christian since then. He on the other hand is still catholic. I subtly try to nudge him to consider getting saved, i.e acknowledging Christ as lord and savior and becoming born again but he is content with his laidback Christian life.

Earlier this year, he asked to meet my parents and I let him. My parents like him especially because my younger sis is married and they have been waiting for me too. They’re glad I’ve someone. However, after the introduction,I regret it. I’m now certain that he’s not the one. I think about my spiritual life and how lukewarm he is about the things of God, I think about kids and how we’ll raise the, with such differing views about God and I’m discouraged. I feel like I’m settling because he checks all the boxes on the checklist of physical attributes. Another mistake I made is, I didn’t pray about this decision and that worries me because anything that involves him,I just act with pausing to ask God, but I always ask God about other aspects of my life. So it’s like my associating with him is a minus for my spiritual life and that’s a huge cause for concern.

At this point, I want to tell my parents I am not convinced it’s him but I’m afraid of the disappointment this will cause. *sigh* I’ll appreciate your thoughts, comments, criticisms...

NwaAmaikpe:




Only God knows the amount of curses Farouk Lawan has rained on Femi Otedola for transforming him from Mr. Integrity to Mr. Convict.

It could even be the curses that has made DJ Cuppy not blow till now.

whogoesthere:
I'll keep my money to myself then..seem the booming days of crypto are finally over. I'll continue with my football trading

Onyi22:
She dy risk her life because of one yeye song way no go sell

SheikhDNorseman:
It looks like u got herpes which has no cure but it has seasonal breakage tho!Go get checked for herpes infection... It's gotten from eating of pussy or kisses with herpes breakage

Hmmm5:
This is tonsillitis, I was also once a victim, all u need to do is stay away from cold drinks and sugary things. Get to the chemist and simply buy amoxillin 500grms Beckham, like 4 satchets with vitamin C the white one. Use 1 in the morning and one at night, after 2 weeks , I can bet you to see a good difference. If it does comes back after months, you will need to get a surgery of it done, I bet u will never hear of it any more, do not allow anyone to tell u it is one of your system that isn't working well.

Quelme:
No job for Benin. Na bombing and HK full Bside....If you get luck, your bro or sis for jand dey drop you small thing make you take dey see front once once unto akate things. Libya burgers and trolleys don take over Benin finish.

If you think say I dey lie, ask slawormiir....

ShootThemAll:
The day serious verification of certificates will start in Nigeria. Nigeria will shake.

NPA, Nigerian Army, Nigerian Police, Customs, Ministries, in fact All Federal Parastatals are filled with fake and hundreds using 1 certificate.

It's not much in Private and Multinational companies and that's why the quota region don't like going there.

#StartCertificateVerification

JohnBullMySon:
In some places in this country, they would even rush to bury him this evening. I fear who no fear Nigeria.

GOATandYAMtheory:
Well, not surprised. Jack will satisfy his customers!

The problem with twitter Nigeria is...it is dominated by Igbos..and majority of them are sympathisers of evil. Anything to put the country in a bad light is okay by them. In fact, they are the problem of the country.

You know when a lie is often repeated, it becomes believable. So many lies being spread and re-spread on social media by these people just to put the country in flames. Majority of them are jobless and spend their life on social media.

Let me remind these supporters of evil with multiple accounts on nairaland and Twitter that you all have a billion miles of regret to travel

Fvck y'all

Jennycoolz:
So I'll now be rich then people's fathers will be guarding me up and down ? Naah I can't
If I'm not safe in the country which warrants security then I relocate to a different country where I'll be free bc I can't imagine commanding someone's father for any reason

jimmyolasun:


Go for another HIV test after 3 months. You can never tell

AtlanticOcean:

Nigga Raw

michaelpop50:


Here is the fastest ways to spread HIV:

Contact between broken skin, wounds, or mucous membranes and HIV-infected blood or blood-contaminated body fluids. Deep, open-mouth kissing if both partners have sores or bleeding gums and blood from the HIV-positive partner gets into the bloodstream of the HIV-negative partner.

Note: HIV is not spread through saliva.

Kingk47:
Make ignorance no kill you OP. Do you know HIV is not a death sentence.
Do you know living in Nigeria and you are broke is worse than living with HIV?
Do you know Maĺaria kills faster than HIV?.
Do you know there many ways to contact HIV and sex is is the least way?
Your type are the ones who stereotype and stigmatize people living with HIV. Brother you need Jesus

Luigi02:
Bloody idiots, f**king clowns!
Brainless elements in the comment are ready to start taking medics (with side effects) everyday just bcus of a few minute pleasure.
HIV doesn't have a cure, which means you're gonna be treating that f**king disease all the days of your life. Just for a few minute pleasure. An imběcile in the comments was saying being rich with HIV is good and being poor with HIV is bad. Lmfao nigga are you now rich that you wanna goan contract hiv? You live in the damn zoo, an poor too. Imagine being poor, HIV infected and living in Nigeria, isn't that the height of it all?
It is better to be rich and not have HIV than to be rich and with HIV. In fact, it isn't good to have HIV. Still wondering how some people's brain still think it's okay to be HIV infected smh

Kingk47:
Make ignorance no kill you OP. Do you know HIV is not a death sentence.
Do you know living in Nigeria and you are broke is worse than living with HIV?
Do you know Maĺaria kills faster than HIV?.
Do you know there many ways to contact HIV and sex is is the least way?
Your type are the ones who stereotype and stigmatize people living with HIV. Brother you need Jesus

Kriss216:

Are you sure this is the same bridge?


The house was not there after constructing the bridge.

The mast was not there before constructing the bridge.

Hmmmm

dochenaj:
Well such stories abound. I know this guy who faked studying Medicine in UNN, even the family came with dance troupe from his village for his "induction" only for him to be caught later, and no one could believe he was not registered, even his very close friends in the department didn't know. He was attending classes and medical postings, but he was not a recognized student of the department.

Kriss216:
In the next 6 days, Camp life and SAED classes will take away those lovely smiles of hers.



Congratulations to her.

pozehnani:



I'm not a doc neither am I a nurse. But I've used liquid paraffin a long time ago when I had chronic constipation. Infact it's works instantly and it will drip from your butt hole showing how fast it enters the bowel and softens the hardesr stool. However, once it's done it's job, it should be discontinued immediately.....

pozehnani:



I'm not a doc neither am I a nurse. But I've used liquid paraffin a long time ago when I had chronic constipation. Infact it's works instantly and it will drip from your butt hole showing how fast it enters the bowel and softens the hardesr stool. However, once it's done it's job, it should be discontinued immediately....