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i just passed agbara badagry express way and i saw a serious commotion as the traffic hawkers are seriously struggling with the law enforcement agents they both arresting and confiscating their goods this is causing both traffic jam and serious commotion i really cant get wat fashola is trying to establish even in Lagos state ooo please you guys should tell me ooo |
slimchi2k2: longhow long |
kensandrea: [size=15pt]the no 1 funny no be small that ponit are mainly for yoruba men that like free - free things [/size]which kind mad man be this ![]() |
jidegirl12: You know ... I thot about it and I concluded I'm not just gonna open the damn door! Get back in his vehicle ( of course I'll have the keys) and CID our garage is heated , he'll stay the night there and if God's on my side , he should baff in that Audi so I can see that look in his eyes the next day.HABA YOU WAN KILL PERSON NAWA OOO WITH THAT KIND TREATMENT YOU STILL DEY FIND GOD FOR YOUR SIDE LOL ![]() |
jidegirl12: Show him the way to the basement to crash and put a bucket beside him just in case he wants to baff I guessLOL...... ![]() SO WHATS YOUR REAL RESPONSE NOT THE SELF PITY RESPONSE |
slimming: DSTV will surely come to our rescue.[size=20pt]Abi my brother[/size] |
Why Do People Get Drunk? Much has been written about how people should avoid consuming copious amounts of alcohol and the repercussions of heightened inebriation. Many people have had bad experiences because they drank too many bottles of beer, or downed myriads of shots. Why, then, do people still get pissed drunk and pass out on their couches or on their neighborhood’s sidewalks? 10. Alcohol Taste Good! My beer I Love this Beer Usually, people grimace at their first taste of an alcoholic drink. Indeed, drinking these buggers takes some time to get used to. Yet, once you get the hang of taking a swig or a shot, these drinks can be instrumental to a very pleasant experience. Alcoholic drinks can really taste good; some, like wine and champagne, are even included in gourmet menus. Getting drunk on these tasty drinks is like feeling full and satisfied after a particularly delicious meal. 9. The Weekend Has Finally Come Toast Enjoying the day Free from work and obligation, you should let your hair down when the weekend comes. A short day trip to the beach or a simple walk through the park would be enough to ease your mind. However, when the past week was a lot more stressful than usual, you might need to party the entire weekend. Invite some friends over and tell them to bring loads of booze. You might need some serious unwinding, and what better way is there than to enjoy large amounts of beer? After all, alcoholic drinks are relaxants, due to the ethanol found in them. 8. You Lack Sleep I lack sleep More Beers for More sleep later If you’re finding it particularly hard to fall asleep at night, a few bottles might just be the solution to your sleepless woes. The relaxants in alcohol can be consumed up to the point that it makes you fall right asleep. Be careful, though. You’ve probably heard enough about hangovers and how some of them can be extremely excruciating. Be sure to have some water alongside your poison of choice. That way, you keep from getting dehydrated, eventually mitigating the dreaded hangover. 7. Inhibitions Go out the Window One Bottle One bottle for tonight Getting drunk is about losing control, an idea that some people despise. Still, there are numerous occasions where a loss of control is exactly what the doctor would prescribe. Life is so much larger than people anyway, so why keep on controlling it? Sometimes, people need to free themselves of all their inhibitions and just do whatever they want to do. Living life along such rigid standards can be quite unhealthy. Therefore, having a few beers on the night before you have to deliver a very important presentation can sometimes be what you need to psyche yourself up. 6. Conversations Flow Easier Beer and Conversation Listening to her story Where the drinks are free-flowing, often the conversations are, too. A few bottles to get you relaxed and calm could get your thoughts running and your ideas soaring. People could find the inebriated you a lot more interesting than your sober self. Don’t overdo the booze, though, as you might start to slur and babble. You might even laugh at the most inappropriate times, and blurt out the most obscene things. 5. It’s a Time for Camaraderie With Friends Long time friendship Consuming large amounts of alcohol is often the best time to catch up with long-lost friends. A beer shared is often a more steadfast symbol of your undying friendship than a simple greeting card. With a few rounds, you get caught up on who’s dating who, who’s working for whom, who’s married to whom, and who’s still single. 4. Just Because… Best Bottle handling my bottle Some things in life are best experienced without any pretense of a goal or objective. The best impetus to go out drinking is probably to have no real reason for doing so. The experience itself is the end goal. After all, there is much to feel, as well as learn, from being in a state of heightened inebriation. If you and your friends find that you all share the urge to get pissed drunk, don’t hesitate to do so. Believe that such spontaneous gatherings happen rarely, and should therefore be savored once they do come along. 3. Mournful About Something? Medicine Broken hearted man Sometimes, booze can be the ultimate distraction from a particularly painful experience. A person very close to you may have passed away. Maybe your long-time partner suddenly decided it was time to move on. Whatever the reason, getting drunk can sometimes be the only way to find some repose. (More tips on how to get rid of a broken heart) Remember, though, a night of unbridled fun and booze is just one night. Come the next day, whatever it is that you were trying to avoid will still be there. Still, if you decide that a night of drunkenness is what you need, go ahead. 2. There’s Always Something To Celebrate! Partners Toast for another year Drinking doesn’t always have to start with some tragedy. At times, a pretty happy occasion deserves a few rounds of alcoholic beverages. It helps that a celebratory booze session can be for anything, really. Maybe you passed your board exams or your best friend may have finally moved out of his parents’ basement. You could also declare your drinking session an ode to the joys of life. Whatever the reason, it’s best to remember that the whole point of getting drunk is to have fun. If it starts to get a bit out of hand (like when someone starts doing things they shouldn’t be doing), the celebration should stop. 1. If It’s Free… Well… Free Beer Lets Drink to that Sometimes, the real impetus for getting drunk is convenience. Imagine, for instance, you’re in a wedding and all alcoholic beverages are free. Not wanting to let up a chance of enjoying the most expensive drinks without spending a single dime, you could do yourself some good by having a large share. The opportunity for drunken fun has already presented itself. The fact that the booze is free makes the proposition a lot more appealing than usual, so go ahead and make most of the situation. |
[size=30pt]GO ASK YOUR FATHER THAT QUESTION SUCH A LOUZY FELLOW......WHY DID YOUR MUM FALL FOR YOUR DAD WHEN SHE KNEW HE WAS OLD[/size] |
its really very anooying the way CAF and FIFA are Turning Football into a Business Ground the issue of rite broadcasting is really becoming something else the money this people quote is something that i really find alarming i was watching a sport analysis when i learned about this fact of broadcasting rite |
i was shock to find out that the popular Tradefair which is always organized at underbriedge, tradefair badagry express way. was shifted to (T.B.S) i really could not understand the reason behind the change of location for such a trade event as tradefair... please i would really want to know the reason behind the change of location for such a nation wide trade exhibition |
Kobojunkie: If you married a drunk, what else do you do but live with your choice? I mean there is technically nothing wrong with marrying someone who occassionally boozes. In many African cultures, boozing is part of the recreational norm. So I think in that case, one either has to accept that or avoid those who drink completely. No need to try to make a mountain out of a mole after choosing to tie the knot with a boozer.[size=15pt]the question was how do you react[/size] |
Gorrbachev: I've noticed that ibos are the ones complaining bitterly about the okada ban in Lagos. are these okada riders the ibo middle class that control 90% of Lagos?YOÙ JST DISPLAYED THE RATE OF YOUR STUPIDIT.Y.. SMH 4 YOU |
How do you react when your Husband spouse back home heavily drunk Whether a man or a woman i don feel its rite to start nagging or quarreling your spouse when he/she is drunk nagging or quarreling a drunk person only provokes the person.. To me I feel the thing to do is to comfort your spouse at that moment and if you are not happy with it you can call he/she when he/she is sober to reason with he/she I feel that's the best option whats your take on this |
I got drunk last night after leaving the office my head were so heavy my eyes so deem i felt very different but still my heart was sad but my expression was th opposite of my heart i just kept laughing and mumering to my self but still i was very hungry i felt talking to someone when i lyed on my bed i was totally frustrated it wasn't a nice experience at all how do you feel when you are drunk its there really any fun in it |
Sweetlemon: I think the topic of your thread should be "impromptu situations in the banking hall" and not "embarrassing situations" except ofcourse if everything in life embarrasses you. Don't you have any sense of humourTEACHER ANIMALISTIC CREATURE ![]() |
Okontami: Guys, do you people still go to the banking halls?? What happened to your ATMs, internet banking and other alternative channels. I dont see any reason why any Nigerian should go to the banking hall again with the level of sophistication a lot of banks have paid for. Except for NXPs or Form M or AOUT EVERY COMMENT HERE I FIND YOURS THE MOST CRAZIEST AND ANNOYING COMMENT ANIMAL IN HUMAN FORM ![]() |
texazzpete: Does everything in life 'embarrass' you?!NO WORRY WHEN YOU ASK FOR BIRO ABOUT 30 MINS. AND NOBODY GREE GIVE YOU THEN YOU GO NO HOW INFERIORITY COMPLEX USE WORRY ME... VAGABON |
This are five funny event that occur in a bank premises/hall 1. when coming into a bank the security door assessment.. the security door always cause Lots of Embarrassment even to the extent that some time you are forced to drop your accessories outside the bank and yet the security door would still refuse to let you into the bank premises this situation is very embarrassing and some time very funny to watch the persons frustration 2. if you are coming to use the ATM machine in the bank... when the machine continually rejects your card, and then later seize the card.... this situation is also a very embarrassing situation especially when you are in need of the money urgently. 3.Not dropping the pink slip of your deposit slip this could really be embarrassing...especially when you are being reminded by the security guard.... 4. disapproval of signature or passport during withdrawal process or account verification. to me this is one the most embarrassing the situation you can ever experience in a bank... its not only embarrassing but frustrating as well. 5. one of the worst is the borrowing of a pen(biro) in a bank hall... to be serious i personally suffered this last week when i went to the to make some deposit i was so embarrassed when i had to ask people around lend me their pen/biro... this was really embarrassing i was so ashamed.... |
STORY THAT BREAKS THE HEART |
[size=15pt]THE GUY HIS HIGH ON DRUGS......WHAT THE Bleep THIS BLOODY NITWIT AND EVEN THE POLICE I JUST HOPE THE INVESTIGATION WERE MADE CORRECTLY..... AND NOT OUT OF FEAR OF GENERAL THAT GUY I PITY HIM HE SHOULD JUST KEEP QUIET AND LET THE LAW PLAY ITS CAUSE[/size] |
Originalsly: If I ask you what the pastor was preaching about you can't tell me. Was the lady sitting opposite you? No. Am sure you had to be stretching your neck to peek at the mother breastfeeding her baby. If that was not enough you thought it fit to go over to tell her to stop or leave. If she hadn't the baby in her arms she should have slapped you right back down into your seat. You are simply a pervert. A woman should be free to breast feed anytime anywhere.....why is it so offensive to you?NOW I SEE THE REASON Y EVERY HUMAN BEING CANT HAVE THE SAME IQ............ WOW YOU AMAzÈ ME WITH yOUR SENSELES WRITE UP IF YOU RE A FEMALE ITS A BIG SHAME FOR YOU TO DROP SUCH A VULGAR COMENT ITS A PITY ON YOU |
Matigo: Not every church goer is a Christian. |
Matigo: Not every church goer is a Christian.OW DOES THIS AFFECT THE MATTER ON GROUND.......... ANIMALISTIC RUMINANT FELLOW..... IDIAT |
Blueboy0402: The key point here is "decency". Nobody is stopping a nursing mother from breastfeeding her baby because it's her duty. Infact any mother that denies her baby breast milk is evil. But the fact still remains that there is a better way of doing this in public. Take a look at these examples;GBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DECENCY .......MAN YOU ARE ON POINT....... |
baddiguy: people dey talk dis one follow join mouth. cmon sharrap there you bladdy wowo woman! you're supposed to be taking lessons in "ugly management". wat has winners even got to do wit d matter at hand?? animal!THE GIRL IS A CLOWN AND A TERRIBLE ONE AT DAT ![]() |
bigtt76: Na you sabi. People wey think say na church you go to worship God must be wrong. You obviously went looking for a young babe to squeze but u nfortunately ended up being seated close to a nursing mother ...Sorry oooo I feel your pain. Shei na Winners you be? Sure say you don reserve sit de wait for that fine babe wey go show up and you make nice to herWHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT ME NAW......EVERY BODY CAN NOT BE LIKE YOU GOING TO CHURCH TO SEEK FOR HUSBAND..... YOU NO EVEN HAPPY SAY I WAN MANAGE SUCK THAT DRY TIN WEY DEY YOUR FRONT...... ![]() |
naturalwaves: You were making some sense not until you wrote this..........I FEEL YOU MY BRO SIMPLE LOGICS ![]() |
Mustay: He may not be right to give 'orders' or warreva but whether it's the church or market, there's something called public etiquettes which the lady lacked.MY BROTHER YOUR SENSE PLENTY...... DONT MIND ALL THIS NAIRALANDERS THATS WHAT I MEANT OOOOOO |
bigtt76: Sily you! If being a father not an achievement then you try go and father someone and see. You wey never fit take eye and liver stand boobi sef mstcheeeewBUT NO MATTER WHAT I FIT STAND YOUR BOBBI I GO EVEN SUCK AM DRY IF YOU GIVE ME CHANCE...... ![]() AND I STILL STAND ON THE FACT BEING A FATHER IS NOT A MERIT/ACHIEVEMENT....... SHA EVERY BODY IS ENTITLED TO HIS/HER OPINION SHIKINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() |
uyiekpenm: Op I pity you. Instead of u to listen to the word of God, you are looking at a woman's breast. May God have mercy on you.THE LADY WAS SITTING NEAR ME NAW I JUST FELT IT WASN'T RITE NOT THAT I WAS LOST IN IT |
omotola1: Lolz... U are confused. I no be woman. |
omotola1: Yeah u sat together BUT NOT IN FRONT ROW!YOUR COMMENT SEEMS IMMATURE WHATS THE DIFFERENT FROM THE FRONT ROW AND THE SECOND ROW...... NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS I CAN STILL HANDLE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BREAS.T ![]() |
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