₦airaland Forum

buygala:
Na old motor.. If you try to fix every minor creak and rattle, it will bankrupt you.

For those kind of body creaks and rattles that don't affect drivability, just increase volume of radio and keep driving..

My colleague in the office spent close to 100k chasing one phantom barely noticeable creak in his car dashboard for months.. Last last, mecho wey dismantle dashboard no fit couple am back properly.. A broken clip here, broken plastic and a cut wire there, that's how matter escalated to the extent of airbag deploying on its own and nearly killing him while he was in the car, parked by the roadside... If e enter pothole, windscreen defroster and wiper go on, and plenty other gbege enter the moto.

Nightwolf1:
Now we are relying on the media to know what is happening @ the tribunal. Most media platforms don't give accurate reportage.

Live broadcasts would have been better. The same idiots kicking against it want us to read their one-sided report from their propaganda media house.

Thieves.

chatinent:
I salute you chief

sapele914:
You also need rehab like your Obidient brother Obiajulu Ujah.

helinues:


Na so typical Obi supporters be.

Some of them need to be rehabilitated

IamV:
And also,the "I'm an obidient but Tinubu is doing well already, let's forget about this court case and move on ,after all , it's good governance we want. If you can't move on, you're very bitter " embarrassing group of individuals.
Very disgusting set of people.

Even those that claimed to be neutral,AKA the fencists,have found their voices.
In essence,they were never neutral,they only waited for the right opportunity to show their dirty lingeries.

They literally want to gaslight everyone to accept the sham that INEC conducted as a presidential election and force their candidates down everyone's throats.

After all ,to them ,"politics is just a game ,the time for the game is over, everyone move on !"

People died !
Some were injured just because they want to exercise their right to vote.
Tribal profiling and thugs harassing voters was the order of the day.
Armed thugs snatching ballot boxes and many electoral fruad happened before our very eyes and we should just move on like nothing happened ?

There can't be a "moving on" without justice ,and until the right thing is done,we can't claim to be practicing democracy as a nation.

It's high time we put to an end this attitude of individuals getting into seat of power by undemocratic means and Electoral malpractice and fruad ,but when they are already in power,they turn their smelly mouth around to the populace to preach about democracy ,as the president -select did on JUNE 12.

VeryWickedMan:
Inferiority complex.

If Davido enter my shrine he must naked and receive broom flogging like any other guest.

HomeTutorsPro:
Where can I get their SIM card already?
Airtel madness wan make me run mad.
Sometimes I go think say my village people don dey tally the azza of airtel pipul
Na when I wan run important zanga na im airtel dey remember to zongo the connection.
Dear airtel, I don taya for una!!!

chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?

chatinent:
The nation has fashioned an illusion that one cannot attain a state of pecuniary balance without mediocrity. The reveries of these yahoo-yahoo boys oftentimes appear to be fraught with a certain epileptic quality of reasoning—the “I have arrived“ crown.

One would surmise that the ultimate objective is to partake in sumptuous sustenance and make prudent financial investments, or perchance to safeguard the prospects of tomorrow. Iberiberistically, that is not the case.

The crux of their struggle to be a fraudster lies in the acquisition of jaw-dropping cars (so they think), the ostentatious display of opulent living, the indulgence in the services of courtesans, dreadlocks, the conspicuousness of their actions, and the admiration they garner from others. I mean others who don't want to take a step at a time...others who want the end from the beginning.

Do you know that to be a fraudster now is a life ambition for many? I mean, some are paying money to get the connections to be taught! Wow. Hasn't the devil finally relocated from overseas?

Let's rub minds.


Why must I adhere to the strictures of ritual killing solely to procure the most recent iteration of the esteemed Benz automobile, when I could with ease acquire the 2005 model sans such formalities? We go still reach the same destination if we drive for road na. Abi I no go reach?

What is the rationale behind the compulsion to besmirch one's hands in the acquisition of a Fendi tartan or Gucci jeans cloth valued at ₦30,000 when an Aba-made alternative can be procured at a mere ₦4,000 or less? Both are still fake na.

Why must I use an iPhone 16pro Max Corei9? Because it has three cameras? Uncle, the 11pro has three cameras too. Why not buy it and use a big pack?

You cannot afford it and you must use the three-camera phone? Oya, buy the X Series and construct the back to be three cameras or buy the Andriod version that is designed that way. Even if we decide to be oppressed by others, be oppressed with sense na.

Why is it my business? Oh, it's my business because you are reading my post!

Why do I have to spend money on different oloshos in hotels when I can work and get married and have it for life legally? Why do I even have to stay in a hotel, from hotel to hotel when I can rent or rather build what will be comfortable for me and to my capacity?


Why do I have to live a life of fear of being arrested, disgraced, or becoming my poor past again? What do I have to fear what will happen if this becomes? Why na?

I understand the country is hard! Yes, no excuses. But bro, you have to be hard in your hustle the moderate way. You kill to spend on the living! Why kill?

Why do I have to allow sb to oppress me without my permission? Why?

Ironically, the most sorrowful aspect lies in the words I came across on Tiktok...especially in a clip that spoke of their way of operation.
You'll see comments like “omo, forget I no dey use avian (juju). Na grace.“

Sorry, grace? Grace of/from what?

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
This ain't no real niggars
The huzzle doesn't require those rubbish


You know nothing about life son

Native doctors, prophet and pastors and other spiritual men are smart people
They use the trick of "anything is possible " and the "time factor or time trick " to deceive people
1) everything is possible naturally that is why a native doctor will agree to do anything you are requesting from them to do
2) with "time" anything is possible....that is why a native doctor can not give a specific date and time his so called spiritual work will come...
The difference between you and dangote is time..the difference between you and a dead man in the grave is time

pocohantas:
I am stressed but fine. Thanks for the concern. How are you too?

Rice or anything you want to be coconut flavoured. I only use it for moimoi though.

TemplarLandry:
The man who speaks bad English.
He talks as if he's eating hot piece of yam just like Festus Okoye of INEC.

datola:
It's not bad at all.

School children in Nigeria are too over taught with nothing to show for it.

philiancoop:
Economy bad and you dey reduce productivity and progress. Won’t the economy shrink? How can reducing work hours and spending stimulate the economy?

This Subsidy removal will bring poverty, job loss, unemployment, and high cost of living

yarimo:

JasonScoolari:
A recap for those who didn't get the full gist because of some Agbado miscreants.



Today's session has ended and I think it was productive. Let me tell you what happened:

The way LP tendered those clips is HOW YOU TENDER AN EVIDENCE IN COURT, then drop the mic and walk away from the respondents.

While the respondents were expecting to see just Mahmood Yakubu, the LP team hit them with Festus Okoye and Tinubu/shettima's double nomination as well.

All along, the respondents relied on Shettima's nomination letter and even argued about the dates, but guess what happened today? LP team played a 'cassette' of Tinubu VERBALLY announcing that Shettima has been picked as his running mate days before the so-called letter was written.

At the end of the clip, the respondents didn't know what to ask. They started asking the witness if Festus Okoye, Mahmood Yakubu, and the cameramen are still alive! That's all they had to say after watching those clips.

Hilarious!

That was a masterstroke right there from the LP team. Damn!!!


Cc; @General_Oluchi

Confirmedzombie:
Pete obi have just Tuesday to Saturday next week to conclude his case.

I wonder how his lawyers plan to use all documents tendered to prove his case within this short period.

May we never Labour in vain

loosecanon50:
You're sounding so cool & calm today, it's so unlike you. You chop bucket of ice block?

IamV:
PUBLIC REQUEST.

If you could remember vividly,labour party wanted the proceedings to be televised,but INEC and APC opposed to the live transmission of the proceedings,which the court later ruled in the favour of the respondents [ APC & INEC ].


The supporters of the same respondents that opposed live transmission of the proceedings have made it a duty to come in their numbers to derail every thread we have created on the proceedings so far.

They are lucky nairaland don't have a block button & privacy mode,I would have restricted everyone of them from commenting on this thread & block as many of them as possible.
They are just here to unjustly criticize and insult everyone and everything we do here.

If we can all agree to ignore them,which I know is a big ask,I strongly think they will all disappear into irrelevance.

At least,we should minimize the way we engage them & stop giving life to their infantile blabbing & mental masturbation.


If they decide to engage constructively and maturely inthe conversation, that's highly welcom,but I definitely don't expect them to do that.

Please, engage them on their irrelevant opinion minimally as much as possible to avoid derailing the thread.

chocboi78:
Left the area about 30’ before the explosions ☹️☹️😟

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar


Too bad

Quick recovery to the injured

Abuja and their funny area names
Which one be gwagwa again
I think say na only gwagwalada dey

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Look at Nigerians


Celebrating the Arrest of a man way he intentions na to reduce vote buying


We are doomed in this part of the Africa

Ezeama400:
Bola is a bloody coward !!!

You are arresting a man that took an instruction from his Boss, if Emefle was acting against the directives of the presidency, they would have stopped him

Godwin didn't act on his own.. Arrest Buhari ist..

Tinubu has started creating enemies across Nigeria starting from SS region..

South south leaders will respond at the proper time ...

Let the drug lord flex muscle small while it lasts..
His unfortunate rodents should not fly to my mention like house flies

datola:
Please ban the rubish okirika. It is our major economy sabotage.

Those illiterates commenting up who want to look like oyinbo do not know it's because of the toxic okirikas that textile industry collapsed in Nigeria.

Textile industry used to be the largest employer of labour in Nigeria. Millions of jobs have been lost because of trade liberalization agenda that allow all rubish from other countries to be dumbed into Nigeria.

If we produce and sew almost all we wear here we would enjoy these benefits among others:

1. Millions of jobs lost will be recreated

2. Most youth will be gainfully employed and thus reduce crime especially insurgency in the North

3. Naira will gain strength

4. Health hazard as a result of wearing toxic clothese will be averted.

5, Nigerian fashion brands will grow

Hope those who want to eat their tomorrow today will understand.

KingSatan:
Please let the poor breath!

Used clothes are sold everywhere in the world. Stop making it look like Nigeria is the worse place on earth.

These strange and wicked policies are nauseating.

I repeat, let the poor breath.