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Who says that God does not exist, should take a closer look at what happened in Benin City this very evening. Thank God for saving my beloved ones from partial hurricane...
It did happen for real. I witnessed it. Dangerous rainfall accompanied with serious windstorm alongside thunderstorm. Pulling off roofs of various kinds. A certain man in my presence was pulled out of a gully, with my effort. He was flung into the gutter by a heavy wind blow, accompanied with flying zinc in the air.

Ebi2233:
The second to last time I had sex before today, I went to our state capital Yenagoa, and visited a brothel.
I did not take any drug or any whatever, God be my witness.
The lady was like same age with me.
Around 24 years too.
After the sex, of which it was 500 Naira we agreed on, she went and tore out another condom and said that we should go another round, and saying this one is free.

God be my witness on this.

You still dey mention God? Hmmmmmmmm

Call me on 08157625942

A case of BULHARI vs ABIDEMI BIDEN playing out.

Hanibbal:
Our Hypersonic missile is ready. We will fly it for all Nigerians to see during next month's independence day celebration. But the senate is still confused about what name to give the hypersonic missile but it is either Cowsonic eagle or Bubusonic hawk.

LOL, what a child's play!

Oga chew a mouthful of the leaf known as awolowo, swallow it all and watch as your health improves dramatically.

So be it. Amen!!!

Very greedy

Back to sender

They've just made a sense for once!

PapaNnamdi:
Even the covid for naija is incompetent, tueh

Oga you nor well sha � Are you expecting everyone to die

Ladies of nowadays are becoming DANGERFUL!!!

Permit me to say THE GOATS ARE NOT TO BLAME, OR THE GOATS MUST BE CRAZY!!!

GOTVee:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, I think president buhari has done really well. He has so far out performed Jonathan in all areas of good governance even though I'm from Bayelsa state. May almighty God open the eye of we nigerian Christians to the good deeds of President Buhari so we can give him the accolades he deserves. If we don't value him now, we will surely miss him when he's gone in 2023 and it will be too late

This 1 well so? �

kingsceedon:
Guy na all Java phones the thing dey affect, worst website wey make me nearly rent house for computer village because of VIRUS na SHAREMOBILE, this particular website and viruses na 5 and 6, I flash phone that period pass anything, no week wey I no go enter computer village just because of virus

Gone are the good old days. SHAREMOBILE as well as PHONEKY dot com

Rest in peace. My mentor, greet my papa for me when you finally make it to heaven.

What an achievement IN SIX CONSECUTIVE YEARS.

How dem nor go lose when e b say all of us dey do FUBT for the past 1 month. They're doing well anyway.

NwaAmaikpe:




There's nothing to worry about. It is a psychologically-triggered erectile dysfunction.

You get nervous with oloshos or new conquests..maybe from a fright of contracting diseases or a concern over your performance.
That's why it seems your preek is only comfortable in familiar territories.

You are not alone in this, a lot of us sex veterans have gone through worse, but I'm here to help you through it.

When next you're with a new girl, just let go.
Insert your preek and thrust like an angry praying mantis. If you cum under a minute, better for you.
It is a personal race, so if it takes you shorter to arrive at Paradise, why then bother about the other person who will rather have you toil endlessly?

You nor just well sha � In all of these YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE.

That's all I can say for now!

E don finally turn publicity stunt.

Lol, twitter wey me dey since 4 hrs now. If you know you know. Buhari, the 21st century zombie.

ThatFairGuy:
Yes, they've been a helping hand to Nigeria. God bless them more.


The impact is seen in Kwara, Osun, yobe and host of some other states.

Only uninformed mor.on will still call this a lie.


This is time for appreciation and not still showing our ungrateful behaviour.

They're all doing what your COUNSELORS AND CHAIRMEN ought to be doing

my village also benefited the water project. Talking about Ogbahu Igbanke, though the community is small but the rural water project went round the clan, even though we have both low and deep waters around the village. Thanks

Who knows if ur supposed friend is already late but was kind of saving you from imminent danger, death trap from around your environment hence the disappointment. Any disappointment may be a blessing in disguise. Just thinking � out loud �.

The Walking Dead. TWD

Okara mmadu Okara muo?

... After the so-called charity show, next is hacking them to death massively. Gullible Islamists.

If you reside in Benin City visit solutions Centre. DM for further information.

[quote author=Kriss216 post=101483040]Are you sure this is the same bridge?


The house was not there after constructing the bridge.

The mast was not there before constructing the bridge.

Hmmmm[/quote probably a propaganda

That's the replica of our daddy's useless handwork.

For fear of being sanctioned again. The fear of this useless administration is the beginning of wisdom. [color=#000099][/color]