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iamyemiakins:
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realestate99:
yes!!!
Enugu
State ( Awgu Camp)
During our 3 weeks orientation camp in Enugu State, the unthinkable happened, maybe because of my girlfriend's absence, maybe the devil wanted to use me temporarily or my (koboko) was just reacting to stimuli. My koboko was erect like a concrete statue.

one of these early morning nysc session around 4am, the officials were addressing us, it was all these long boring speeches that has become a ritual every morning, most corp members were already tired, some girls were tired standing, so they were leaning on some guys back.

Unfortunately, one evil girl was at my back, before I could say jack , she has already booked her space on my back, I was not really comfortable with her action but I did not want to cause unnecessary rancour.

This girl has a very big breast, the sensation of those melons coupled with the cold weather was too much of a temptation for my "koboko" , I tried all my best to resist the urge but my koboko took another route, it was rising on per second billing, unfortunately for me, I was wearing one of those big shorts Nysc gave us, it was like all forces combined together to disgrace me that day.

it was still dark, so people have not really noticed what was going on, this evil girl did not even bulge, she has turned my back to a place of resting and relaxation, then I went into prayer mood, lord!! please release this girl from my back, this is pure disgarce starring at your son.

I have already lost hope around past 5am , the weather was getting clearer, I had to use my two hands to cover it, but my God works in a miraculous way, suddenly, the girl stretched and was about to change position on my back, just like James Bond, I quickly turned and find a seat @ a nearby tree, the girl was shocked but I do not owe her any explanation, It took almost 20 minutes for my " koboko " to return to default settings.

Ogbeni you nor just get self control at all.

Oxb90:
Ask her if she is a Christian, the answer you will get is......
Until some of these businessmen that call themselves men of God, will stop dwelling on material messages and focus more on true holiness, society will be filled with confused people like this.

AZControversial:
E Choke!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Righteousness2 will definitely call this signs of end time...the apocalypse

He will say that as time goes on this robot will rebel against humanity .

He will say....this robot will be possessed by evil spirit

And humans will be having coitus with them ...and they will get pregnant and put to bed like normal humans...that the babies of this robots will be so damnnn evil just like the "movie seed of chucky "
Then boom...Armageddon will set in, return of the living dead...day of the dead, dawn of the dead...train to bursan, night of the living dead, world war...land of the dead...resident evil
All rolled up in one....and humans will be fuckkked

Ebi2233:
The second to last time I had sex before today, I went to our state capital Yenagoa, and visited a brothel.
I did not take any drug or any whatever, God be my witness.
The lady was like same age with me.
Around 24 years too.
After the sex, of which it was 500 Naira we agreed on, she went and tore out another condom and said that we should go another round, and saying this one is free.

God be my witness on this.

Hanibbal:
Our Hypersonic missile is ready. We will fly it for all Nigerians to see during next month's independence day celebration. But the senate is still confused about what name to give the hypersonic missile but it is either Cowsonic eagle or Bubusonic hawk.

PapaNnamdi:
Even the covid for naija is incompetent, tueh

GOTVee:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, I think president buhari has done really well. He has so far out performed Jonathan in all areas of good governance even though I'm from Bayelsa state. May almighty God open the eye of we nigerian Christians to the good deeds of President Buhari so we can give him the accolades he deserves. If we don't value him now, we will surely miss him when he's gone in 2023 and it will be too late

kingsceedon:
Guy na all Java phones the thing dey affect, worst website wey make me nearly rent house for computer village because of VIRUS na SHAREMOBILE, this particular website and viruses na 5 and 6, I flash phone that period pass anything, no week wey I no go enter computer village just because of virus

NwaAmaikpe:




There's nothing to worry about. It is a psychologically-triggered erectile dysfunction.

You get nervous with oloshos or new conquests..maybe from a fright of contracting diseases or a concern over your performance.
That's why it seems your preek is only comfortable in familiar territories.

You are not alone in this, a lot of us sex veterans have gone through worse, but I'm here to help you through it.

When next you're with a new girl, just let go.
Insert your preek and thrust like an angry praying mantis. If you cum under a minute, better for you.
It is a personal race, so if it takes you shorter to arrive at Paradise, why then bother about the other person who will rather have you toil endlessly?