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MejiLoyon:
Make them carry that Casper semenya the south African athlete go test for the same hospital. That one own too show. Wide chest deep voice groundnut Bobbi.

And some of our female footballers. I've been around female footballers and I can bet my blokos some of them have this condition. If you see the way one push me comot for him partner side because i dey rock her (Majority of them are ogaydengbes). The sheer strenght sent me flying. Not normal for a lady. .

GofuckYourself:
As a counselor I interact with people everyday. And one thing I have noticed is alot of Nigerians are not happy deep down inside.

Forget the facade, ignore the social media photos and filters, the WhatsApp status videos and awesome memes.
, It's all an advert. And one thing adverts are designed to do is exaggerate and project a larger than life perception.
Thank you.
I have come to see that most people are deeply insecure about themselves, and it's not their fault. From childhood they have been programmed to compete. Traditional african upbringing used by most parents to raise Generation x / early Millennials created a deeply insecure , poorly socially adjusted adult suffering from chronic low self esteem.

The millennials/ gen x were compared everyday by their parents. Can't you see your sister got first position ? Can't you see your brother passed maths? Cant you see your cousin is brilliant? Why can't you be like your brother or your sister? Why can't you do this and that. All comparisons to sibblings , neighbors children , cousin etc

Hence these group or young people suffered unbelievable mental trauma. Most melinials don't even know what it means to have a heart to heart conversation with their father because it was normal for most fathers then to be brutishly violent and hardened.

Gen X/ early Millennials had it hardest than any other group because fact is their parents just didn't know better. That is why amongst this group you find the most sociopathic, maladjusted and neurotic individuals in our society today. These guys had it worst, they never learned how to be truly happy. Most saw their father batter their mothers through their childhood and developed hate as an emotion at an early age. There are few whom where spared this fate with either being fatherless (which was a far worse condition in this era) or due to their fathers being abroad frequently or more exposed hence they were spared the rod .

Most Gen x/ early millennials I treat, had extremely traumatic childhoods, but these are for those who grew up in the cities. There where those who grew up in the villages who had it even much worse. These individuals where passed around as house helps and had to endure the most horrific experiences I can't recount in details here. Some from sexual molestation to absurd physical abuse plus downright barbaric treatments.

Back then there were no paid house helps, or agents for house helps, so if these individuals got given away it was seen as doing them a favor.

Irrespective of where the Gen X/ early Millennials grew up city or village the experiences are roughly the same. The ideology they were fed is everyone around you is your competition even your sibblings, you must have money to be complete.

This is why they are the hardest hit by economic downturns and they are the highest suicide risk patients. The average Gen X / early Millennials fall into depression easiest because in truth they were never taught how to be happy its not their fault.

Their happiest childhood memories are littered with competing with sibblings and out doing them or material things nothing intangible save for Christmas period because that's when they got least beatings but they don't realize this.

These Gen x / early Millennials are the highest group of unmarried over aged adults in Nigeria today because they are the group who were taught materialism mostly and they just never felt good enough due the the unrealistic standards they where held to.

Unfortunately they can be the most violent and abusive individuals when they are that way. The women can be extremely violent towards house helps and the men sadistic introverts and loners. On the flip side they are capable of the deepest love when they finally get past all the issues and realize it wasn't their fault, all the things they went through wasn't their fault and they finally see that alot of the ideology they were fed are absolute garbage.

The men seem happiest when they have money and saddest or depressed in financial lack. I am not saying other groups don't feel this way too but Gen X / early Millennials are hardest hit.

But why are so many people's happiness tied to money one might ask?

Is it they don't realize it's just a rectangular piece of paper?

You must learn to find your happiness irrespective of your financial situation. I always encourage people to find a hobby , something you can do with or without money .

Keep a pet , start planting flowers in containers in your house, read books, learn meditation just find something to keep you happy and help you stay off those dark thoughts that lead to depression.

What people don't realize is , if you say it's normal for a man to feel depressed when he doesn't have money, you are so wrong.

That means that money is the on and off switch for his success. That means no matter how strong you are spiritually if someone wants to destroy you all they have to do is to take away you money ? It means you have given all power over yourself to money ? How ignorant and foolish such a man is , to give all power over your life to a rectangular piece of paper. Not good or diamond which can at least survive water no but to a piece a paper?.

In my years as a counselor I have met all kinds of people. I have seen some of the happiest individuals who are totally below average financially and it gives me joy to see such people who have mastered themselves. If things become better for such people they are much better equipped to handle wealth than those who are depressed because they lack money.

Money isn't meant to be the key to your happiness you are meant to control your happiness not a rectangular piece of paper called money.

Most people who get depressed when they lack money are people who have little or no self control. They will easily give into vices like excess drinking , womanizing , drugs violence etc because lack of harmony within reflects outwardly.

If a piece of paper makes you depressed you can't stand for anything.

Is money important yes but it is not more important than oxygen , water , because without these you will die but you cant die for lacking a rectangular piece of paper.

Lay your treasures were termites won't devour them. Let something else be the key to your happiness. Decide that from this moment make something else be that key, maybe love for your children? Maybe love for your partner , love for your wife or your parents or love for your husband?

Maybe something the key for your happiness that is intangible (something not material). This is how I live my life and I encourage people to live. There should be no difference emotionally in you between when you are broke and when you are abundantly having wealth because that is just paper it means nothing.

What should matter mostly to you is being the best version of yourself. No matter how expensive your clothes are a bad character can't be changed by Gucci. Learn to what love is. Learn to love yourself first so you can truly love another.

If you love yourself truly you won't let money control you. You get moody when you are broke and your family withdraw from you due to fear. Or because of money you do just about anything from sleeping with married men to selling yourself for money?

When you learn to love yourself you won't sell yourself for any amount of money. No woman who sleeps with any man for money is worth being called a woman, she has lost which makes her woman spiritually. Such a woman cannot bring a man joy for her spiritual essence has changed.

The mind set it takes for a woman to rationalize sleeping with a man just to get money changes her spirit being , it's is the same mindset it takes for a woman to dump her baby into a gutter.

The moment a woman starts sleeping around a part of her spirit dies each time. This continues the more she indulges until there is nothing left, and whenever she comes around men the men just don't feel Inspired and after a while they want to leave her environment.(I will speak on this in details in another write up)

Let us learn to truly love our being so we can love another in truth and faithfulness.

Have a great weekend.

FalseProphet1:
I see the army being overrun by angry southern Nigerians, I see southern Nigeria breaking off as an independent country. This I have seen.

chatinent:
Story for Zeus.



Same story told by 99.9% of girls worldwide to sugarcoat their flirtatious nature.


Same finishing.



Same story told to unsuspecting fooled boyfriends wanting adventure.




A tale of two fools fooling themselves.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Good .....

Pussy asss niggarrrr.....
Can't control his dickkk...allowing his dickk to control his career .....

To all my real niggarrrrs in the house......lets bow down our head to pray this 4 prayer point......
1) may we have the ability to control anger
2) may we have the power to control pride
3) may we be able to control greed
4) may we be able to control our LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX

Because my grandfather will always warn me son....these four things destroy men easily

GofuckYourself:
Hmmmm you have deep knowledge I see

Yes I understand what you speak of

I keep the deeper lectures strictly on my telegram classes

Where I vet participants

You would agree this knowledge isn't for everyone

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright......
To be sincere......ehnnnn.....all these fulanis nor dey violent before....

I remember that year after school holidays
We go just go village.....we go dey see fulanis and people dey even relate peacefully...no trouble
Them go dey move their cattle peacefully without any fight....
So wetin come dey happen now way he be say them come begin misbehave and dey violent....
Anyway what do I know ....am just a bomber, pussy banger, weed smoker and a drunkard

Ogbeni....uhunmwode is my local government of origin...
Close to that uromi....no such thing thing in the past...
My village is close to uromi....but not esan....

saheedbadmus:
Funny as Davido called teni lil sis .. dem be age mate na .. just dat David na Nov and teni na dec .. las las dem be Omo 1992

GofuckYourself:
Don't let anyone address you anyhow with words like my guy ,my Gee , demand you are addressed properly by your public / first name

Ladies don't let just anyone call you baby , sweetheart or nicknames reserve that for you significant order

Let the words you speak and the words you allow spoken to you reflect beauty

Don't let anyone change your name from Fred to Fredo or Tunde to Tunene or Tunzy

Have some self respect and demand same while ensuring you give same to others ,your name is precious treat it and your words with care that they deserve. Even in chats don't let anyone use u instead of you or such nonsensical abbreviations only aknowledge well spelt words when addressing you , they may use it with others but don't accept such, anyone who can trouble themselves to spell Correctly when speaking to you isn't someone to trouble worry over.


Cheers

PS: this Saturdays class starting has been shifted check the telegram group for update.

Cheers

GofuckYourself:
Hello All

Good morning, apologies for my absence for some.days, I had some issues with my account but focused on my offline counselling work.

Thankfully the mod Mukina2 was able to help I'm resolving this timely, help me thank her.

Now the long awaited lecture ,due to certain experiences here which I will outline I have changed the tone of this lecture entirely let me explain.

Science doesn't regard the spiritual but as one who is spiritually enlightened I use the spiritual ad the foundation for all my counselling work.

When I first announced my intention to give a lecture on witchcraft I can tell you I have had certain unwholesome experiences that has led me to believe it would be both unsafe and unwise for me to give the lecture in it's originally intended form here for the safety or the less inclined.


Does Witcraft Exist

Yes it does , Witcraft , Wizardry, Dark powers or whatever hollywood induced name you choose to label the manipulation of spiritual power for evil to harm others is very very real.

The same spiritual power that flows into creation every day, that makes the sun set and the moon rise, the same power that is makes the clouds float and rainfall, the same power the ensures oxygen for all living things never ceases and ensures all life is produced is the same power that they use.

What am I say saying ? The same way the once reverted Beloved leader of the fallen 7 , the morning star aka Lucifer was once serving God diligently and when he fell he fell with his power is the same way those who serve God do so with their own powers.

The spiritual force of nature is two sided , like twin sides of a double edged sword.

The same gravity that ensures that we come down safely when we jump is the same gravity that crashes a plane when it's engines fail at 20,000 feet in the sky.

The same oxygen we breadth that gives us life is the same oxygen that allowed fire to burn and extinguish life in an accident .

The power flows constantly all around us.. you can choose to use it for good or evil. The dark ones use it for evil.

Just as there are levels to the spiritual world in both good and dark ways so are there to Witcraft . Depending on your knowledge and strength you can exert great devastation to individuals or a whole family clan.

When most people think of Witcraft their imagination fills their heads with
religion and hollywoodd induced fantasies but I am here to strip all that nonsense away and give you the knowledge so you can protect yourself.

1. To learn Witcraft isn't easy, it takes life time knowledge of learning a dedication to the darkness , such people don't just wake up and decide to be witches .. just as it takes dedication to be a monk or Reverend father so does it take time to delve deeper and grow more powerful in witchcraft . So when I see stories of pastors or alfas accusing a child of Witcraft I laugh at their ignorance .. yes the child may have been born with a gift just as I was but that doesn't make one a witch .

2. Do witches fly the way they accuse Edo state people of or with brooms like harry potter? No they don't these are made up.fantasies .. This is why when I see stories where they accuse a woman of haven fallen from the sky and she was bitten up I cry at the wickedness of the one person who spun this tale just to induce harm. But

Witches are masters or mistresses of astral.travelling, a witch can astral.travel far distances for any length of time without the spiritual fears for they work with dark forces. They can astral.travel for as long as they wish and they can project their astral form for you to see. Yes this is how powerful they are.. a witch can leave his or her body in America and astral project and manifest to you in Lagos but they won't touch anything . It is rare for a witch to manifest to a non never because not only will.thwy reveal their identity but they expose themselves ,one of the greatest powers of Witcraft is secrecy and they don't need to manifest to harm you .

Witches are not old bent over women, yes they can live long but both men and women can be witches though we have learned to call the males wizards

Blood sacrifice and witchcraft

Blood sacrifice is a big part of Witcraft .. no forget moves they don't drink blood everyday only during certain necromantic sacrifice . Witches can control the spirits of dead people yes. That is necromancy and is deeply difficult for a new witch who hasn't learned the craft for years. Blood sacrifice is used in demon summonings , witches have the knowledge of controlling demons to do their biddings , Witchs know how to summons a spirit or rather pull a spirit out of its body..

Witches can induce possession in another human being.. in that they can pull you spirit out and forcibly put another spirit into your body which to everyone would appear like you are mad.

Witches don't need to engage in sec with anyone to destroy or devaste your life , they have mastered the arts of Spirit conjuring .

For example a witch is approached to help deal with a young man working somewhere good but a colleague wants his position and enlists the help of a witch

Now this witch can either kill the young man outright , make sick, blind , manipulate you to resign, crippled or mad by forced possession. Witches a truly powerful because they use the same power of life that comes into creation. So one must be alert.

Can witches turn to animals ? No but witches can control animals. For example because we as humans are spirits animals don't have spirits what they have is called soup and the plain on which witches operate (Astral plain) is what animals see and operate on. Yes a witch can make you be attacked by any animal, or they can use an animal to observe you it is very true. But witches can never turn into cats or birds or any animal at all! Stop killing animals and calling them witches .

Nature and witchcraft

Yes nature plays and big part just like your natural born name (the name your mum or dad gave you at birth) this is why I will lust some warnings

Stop giving out your used clothes to just anyone . What you were closely to your body or every day ,like your underwear , combs , hair pins etc if you must dispose pls burn them , don't leave them.carelessly.

If they were to get a piece from your underwear , put into a tortoise shell that aged over a 100 and tie it with a trying into witch strands of your Hari has been woven and buried in a natural in opening in the ground facing east and your natural name is called three times or six times or nine times during the witching hour anything they declare would happen to your body would come to pass I guarantee this 100%

Infact if someone wanted to use this method to control you it would work 100% of the time , at this point whatever the person said you should do you would find yourself doing it and not knowing why.

This is a very low level spell ..just like the one where you hear yahoo boys devouring faeces that is elementary necromancy ... Using human spirits of the dead and low level demonology but it's a weak spell .

There are far stronger spells but they involve sacrifice of a new born male child..

Alot of your politicians and super rich do this spell. It involves protection against witchcraft using a witch demon shield. This demon is capable of warning the against attacks and intentions of people who approach them.

The true Witcraft isn't something I can share here because alot of the knowledge I know is very dangerous and not of use to food people here. And it will only enable those who have chosen a life of evil to further their craft.

Witcraft obeys Certain rules so this how to protect yourself

1. Never give away clothes , shoes ,underwear , combs, items that touches your Body directly. Don't give these items away carelessly. Nail clippings, your hair, your bedsheet if you want to dispose of these items burn them or only share with your immediate family ..mother , sibblings etc.

If you suspect you are subject of a spiritual attack seek help or prayer during the witching hour.. prayer works it tends off these attacks . Learn to pray well and deeply . Midnight prayers are good .

Stop putting your natural born name 9n public documents .. you can search the whole internet or world for my natural born name and never find it Anywhere. Only my.mother , and sibblings call me this. If possible replace it and never reveal it to anyone but your immediate family or spouse.

Learn the natural repellants.. bitter kola , keep it around your house , plant mother unless tongue this plant is very powerful and wards off evil spirits and low level demons all witches don't like this flower and avoid it.

That's why it's found in every spiritual center. Flowers generally help , why? Anywhere you have lots of flowers the spirit beings who look after them tend to disturb the influences of Witcraft.

Learn to keep pets and treat animals well. Cats and dogs especially. Don't eat everything you see you aren't an animal , certain beasts are best left untouched. Stop devouring cats and dogs. The world if full of enough beasts to eat. (I will.explain this deeper In another lecture)

Stop speaking in tongues or whatever nonsense your church teaches you. The pastor's doesn't know God the father as much as his own son jesus did and if speaking that nonsense was necessary lord jesus would have taught you about it. I can't stress this enough.. I have handled cases where the person spoke curses into their own life this way.

Demon tongue is real and not a myth. Demon tongue is used in high level conjuring or demons and involves speaking whatever language backwards. Just as darkness and evil I'd the opposite of good or light so is spoken word spoken backwards the way to conjure .

Demon tongue is used in invoking spirits and it had become a trend and alot people don't know what they are doing.

Every darkness or evil is the reverse of the good. The inverted cross (turn the cross upside down) it's a real thing not a hollywood gimmick , it is a very powerful symbol in witcraft. It represents the mocking of jesus and the untold story of the disciples who gave himself to lucifer and requested he be crucified upside down and set on fire.

This was removed from the hebrew bible but this knowledge isn't lost. There are accounts of his life and all he did and some of us know them .

He was well known to speak demon tongue and claimed it was how he communicated with servants of the fallen one.he performed feats and healed the sick too. The church removed his accounts from the scrolls and replaced it with a more acceptable tale of peter.

These scrolls are in the vatican .. now my point is when you conjure you must speak everything backwards

Okay try and read this
live tub thgil ro doG fo ton si eugnot nomed ehT . ti wonk ton dna sesruc kaeps uoy woh si sihT

This is pure english written backwards see original text

This is how you speak curses and not know it . The demon tongue is not of God or light but evil

Demon tongue was claimed to be induced by the holy spirit when infact this is false. Very false.

The earliest practioners of Witcraft where some.disciples those who where closest to them.. they were under pressure to repeat the miracles jesus was doing or be ridiculed as fake and false these where again removed from the bible. Witch craft is today practised by the church alot but that is a lecture for another day

Prayer works with deeds

Pray for protection always and also learn to do good. Not the food you do after returning from mosque or church but do good that touches others . This builds your protection from evil and learn to sti quietly every day for 30 minutes alone and talk to your spirit guide , call it mediation or whatever just take time away from your phone sit quietly alone and breath.


Be aware of specific days and hours and their significance spiritually. There are specific days the dark ones rejuvenate and become more powerful. On these days they unleash powerful spells for their patrons and upgrade their powers . (Lecture for another day)

Please if you have questions drop them below I promise to answer them

If I missed anything ease don't be upset just ask in form of a question for the benefit of others

Now I intentionally left alot out, like trainings, how new members join, powers , spells etc for obvious reasons

But I will hold a deeper lecture on this for selective audience for scholarstic purposes only.

As it is indeed a fascinating topic and this has barely scratched the surface


Mind you witches don't recruit new members like you see in hollywood. You seek them out and if you meet certain requirements they may accept to retain you. Usually it is passed down in family lines (this I will elaborate in another lecture)









I want to be ur student, but how can I join? Am so interested.

Chris2863:
he nose everything

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

I can design SMAN ID card as low as N100.
Just 'hit' me !

Please am not here to scam, most people are familiar with the 'Arrrrrrrh' on nairaland. I want to clear something. I can do this thing for everybody free, but most of us don't value free things. Have you asked the time I would use? Remember time is money, people are making money with thier time.

Nairaland is full of annoying people, if I have scamned anybody that person should qoute me and I will post it. 1OO is just 5 min airtime. Does that look like scam?

Imagine this fellow;

If the ID is free is it everbody that can do it? Why not you help them.

I just don't like creating trouble that is why I wrote that.
just now am yet to collect my money from a guy. I pray he don't scam me.

Just drop your WhatsApp digit, so that I can get your information to process the ID. Thank you guys !!!