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Beware! Having Sex on Fridays Can Make You Pregnant

How about Alomo Bitters as a Contraceptive?

The definition of Crime is about to change. Beware all you peverts that UnCloth girls in your thoughts

Hey Folks..I heard Beverly has been approached by AfroCandy for an upcoming Mojo Movie. How true is that? I have a friend whos interested in being an +porn+ supastar. He is 13 inches and wants to pair with Bev. Melvin can join if he wishes. ThatsAll

"REAL NIGERIANS" ARE REALY LIVING BELOW A DOLLAR A DAY if those who can afford the internet a spending this low. God Help US !

Just Bought a Congo of Garium Sulphate for N50 in the name of beverly..Im off to the bathtub to tie my legs together and pretend im a whale..

See them Jobless People. All for the lack of role models!

Too Artificial

At this age she should be cudling her own baby

Cry me a River Niger lol

What a Dull LovePeddler!

The US is a waning & drowning empire. They are losing relevance on an ongoing basis..Please someone tell them they need us more than we need them! US of What?

Camilia247: The United States strongly condemns the killing of dozens of civilians on Tuesday in the village of Demba and the August 10 attack on worshipers at a mosque in Maiduguri perpetrated by violent extremists, reportedly affiliated with Boko Haram. We extend our deepest sympathies to the families of those killed and concern for those wounded. The United States stands with the people of Nigeria to reject the indiscriminate attacks on worshippers of all faiths. We also deplore the extra-judicial executions of suspected Boko Haram members by any group, including vigilante mobs.

Such violence has no place anywhere. We continue to support the aspirations of the people of Nigeria who desire stability, security, and peace. We support the government of Nigeria as it seeks to safeguard civilians and hold accountable all those responsible for violence through a process that protects civilians and respects the rule of law.



PRN: 2013/2035

http://m.state.gov/md213511.htm

And so what? US this, US that..IS THE U.S THE VOICE OF GOD? VOX DEI??

Sweetlemon: Trust me, Melvin is gonna be far from broke I hear endorsements have started chasing him

Source Please..

Ok now. I think this thread has lost its steam..All systems Go!...Porting out!

I stand to be corrected that Bev has played herself into the hands of another heart breaker again. The saying that "we attract hat which we desire" is timeless!

The tell tale signs are evident!

@OP Any hope? Are you married yet?

CULLED FROM LINDA IKEJI BLOG !! WOW!

Franca said...
This story is true. I was introduced to the church in Abuja by my childhood friend, who moved to Abuja from Calabar two years before I did. When I joined, she was also a PCU worker. I really felt welcome in the church up until my friend started having problems with other women. She told me it was because Pastor Biodun trusted her with so many official things even above workers that were there before her. I believed her until the day she had an misunderstanding with another worker who called her 'Ashewo Mary Magdalene' in the church.

After that, her enthusiasm for church started waning while mine was getting stronger till the day she told me she was leaving the church and shortly after she left. By that time, Pastor Biodun had developed an interest in counseling me and then started telling me to take my friends place as a PCU worker. I was reluctant because I didnt feel like coming to church early and leaving late but Pastor Zbiodun assured me that his personal driver will pick me and drop me off and so I agreed. I started work as arranged but after a while, I noticed that the pastor did not respect personal space when talking to me when we were alone. He would stand soooooo close and rub my upper arms or my back which made me very uncomfortable.

The final straw was when he said I should go with him to Lagos to take notes and transfer same online immediately for some Pentacostal thing he was attending and he knew I was very computer literate. I was excited till we reached Lagos and I realized that only one room was booked at the Wheatbaker Hotel, Ikoyi. Of course I complaint and the Pastor called the front desk ( or pretended to) to demand for another room. He said they would call back when the room was ready. He then told me to help massage his back becos he has back ache from sitting on the flight. I said I was tired since it was already after 8. He then insisted I lay down on the bed to rest while waiting. I said I preferred to sit at the desk and he laughed saying that I was acting like a small girl or a village uneducated girl. He then went in to take a shower. I then called the front desk to remind then about the extra room. I wasn't surprised when I was told that they had vacant rooms and that nobody had requested for an extra room.

By this time, I knew what was up and was ready for the fool. I opened his pouch and saw his wallet which had his lisence. Took a picture of the wallet and the Lisence on the pillow on the bed with my head in the shot. I opened the door and took several pictures of myself, the wallet and the Lisence with the room number. Came back in, once I heard the shower stop, I started audio recording on my BB. He came out with a towel around his waist and started telling me how attracted he was to me. He said many deregatory things about his wife, calling her a postcard...pretty on the outside but flat and empty upstairs. He said sex with her was like having sex with a cold dead fish...he tried to kiss me and I stood up, picked up my travelling bag, moved to the door, opened it and quickly took a picture of him, standing with a towel around him. He started begging. I called him all sorts of names and insisted he give me money for a separate room or I would scream 'rape'. To cut a long story short, he asked me to shut the door, I refused, he brought out 2 bundles of N1000 and asked me to delete before he gives me the money.

I told him he was in no position to negotiate. Got the money, left the Randy goat with a deflated erection and checked into another room. First thing the next morning, I left for ABJ. By the way, remember my childhood friend that introduced me toCOZA? I narrated my experience to her and she confessed that she was sleeping with Biodun for over a year, even on his marital bed when his wife travelled. Oga Pastor, try and deny my story publicly and see American wonder....I still have the pictures and our conversation on tape. Thank God for technology!!!!!!

Franca E.

Do you know that the name Nigeria is derived from the River Niger? It means Niger Area. Niger is the original name of the river goddess (fallen angel) overseeing this body of water. So the earlier you deny your nationality the better. For starters, burn every document & certificate of yours that is linked to Nigeria! Olodo!

Hypocritical Gestures

Some Blind Bigots will be here to defend their "gods"

lyfe: What about men using earrings? What about people using toothpick as accessory like dis man below? Where is he heading to?

He will be heading to the hotest sector of hell with that tooth pick.

Im sure god must be very angry with him. I heard from a "lady" who just returned from a vacation to hell that the innovation department is working on a latest version of hell.

It's called HELL 2.0. It is meant for all those whose belief systems are different from yours! Rejoice! because it is a quantum 2.0 hotter than Version 1.0. All your enemies will cry their hearts out once they are "ported" into it. At least everyone's enemy(you inclusive) will end up there!

addictiv: [size=14pt]if God asked them to remove it from their bodies then....what makes you think that he has changed his mind about it now?....[/size]

So what makes you think he hasn't? At least your belief is based on texts that have actually shown that he can have a rethink? So why do you question him? Is it because it is at variance with your own belief? Is he not entitled to his own? Or may be you are God' private secretary?

DrFaitobaba: 1peter 3:3-5a, that doesn't say u should dress lyk a pauper. But i believe adorning yourselves wit all these tins is just an expression of vanity.

So why not burn off all the gold or simply command them out of existence. I always say the problem is when you base almost all your arguments of some texts that have deviated from the TRUE MESSAGE due to human bias. The Gospel of Christ was so Ground Breaking that it could not be consumed by the perverted and narrow minded populations of the palestine.

It threatened the very fabric of the commercial and slave labour driven societies. Here was a MAN telling them all the foundations of what they believed and propounded in the Old Testament was a SHAM of Moses or Thutmose a renegade egyptian prince who attempted to skew history in his favour!

What we have today are books that have tried to balance two contradictions in order not to be plalatable to the early left & right wing elements of the early church

ahonzi: In as much as I can't judge anyone,but I like to ask,the christianity we practice and the God we worship,is it different from the one followed and worshiped by christians abroad? If its not,why then hasn't any of the whites who started seeing and going into trances ever mentioned issues pertaining to jewelries and other form of clothings? Do we say God is choosy in revealing things to his people? Talk of clothing,jewelries and the innovative "die,roast and burn" prayer,my take is most of the people who have taken on whatever they have heard from their pastors,priest or seers are just plain "lazy christians". They don't study to understand,but just take everything in cos their so called "Spiritual leader" has spoken.

The problem with Africans is our tendency to give credence to concotions of hallucinating & commercially motivated mortals. Most of what we call "prophecies" are nothing but carefully crafted forecasts laced with some paranormal co-efficients of disillusion. I recently created some mathematical models in excel that have proved more accurate than the guesstimates released by some hallucinating freaks at the start of the year!

May the ETERNAL GOD of EXCELLENCE save us all from the commercial god of this world. The same one that offered JESUS the world!

Any God that will descend sow low to be concerned about trivialities like jewelries and even go to the length of casting people into an eternal soup of sulphur and brimstome for adorning it is definitely not the creator of the eternal soul.

It must be a very bitter fallen angel. You must be indeed wary of such a god.

May the Eternal GOD of PEACE find you and bear fruit in your lives dear over exploited africans. The massive exploitation of the our Continent in the 17-20th century by the Euro American Jews is over but the residue of the vapour they sold to us still remains dominant in the African Psyche. When will we realize that the Favoritism god Contraption of the Jews was a BIG LIE used to lay claim to the fruit of labour of other societies. One Day and I mean very soon all these charade will end.

No further comments till I see it fly

Just a Mere Statistic I Must Say. That's one Non Value Adding Biological Entity off the roll call of teeming wasteful population of Dark Africa

Anyone with Toolz' Number? I have a message(Prof "e" See) for her. "Holey" ness on my mind..

I need 4 Pieces. Any Supplier On Line?

So Be it! Let The Reaper Go to Work