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obitee69: 243k...I wrk there

No its 419K. Why Lie? Does it increase you in any way? For your info my sister works there.

What is the name of this novel? When will it be in the stores?

It is just a technical way of passing your wealth to the state (government)

Who is Wale. Never heard of him. Can someone please throw more light?

I can see you are on drugs

I heard Nija is the Biggest Toilet in the World

Those of you saying Mamud is not fine havent met him. Without the beard on ..I must tell you he's DDG. So stop the beefing and go make some money. Sour Grape Boys

What about PDP?

All I See is A Pack of Blubber

[quote author=#me@]One chance.
Bur seriously, why must all boys be talller dan girls?
#angry![/quote]Because the part of the growth allocation for females end up behind, in front & sideways

Mermaids are for real. I currently in a relationship with one. Shes always "wet"

Kanwulia: The good ol days. . . when she was TIGHT!

I would take that "TIGHT" literally. Men are Loyal when you are still "TIGHT" & "FRESH". They tend to stray away when you become "STALE" & too "ELASTIC"

Nairaland is becoming Boring..Please lets have this on the front page

musiwa28: Even the bible says a man can be polygamist , but a woman can not have 2 husband. But a man can have 2 wives. Some churches who preach monogamy is because they dont know the word of God. And their pastor lack the understand of the word of God.

God allows a man to have more than one wives, It is a woman that God say, a woman can not have 2 husband. According to the word of God. A man can have many wives.

look at some of this church Jesus feed 5000 people. but 5000 people are now the one who fed 1 pastors in this church. So it tell you the love of some pastors have wax cool.

LWKMD @ Musiwa aka Kolo Statistician! This guy is just impossible. I blame the guys at Aro Mental who provide internet access to their mental patients.

The simple fact is that life is a often a calculated gamble. One question I d like to ask is this: If you are a fisherman and you have the option of casting your net in a big ocean or a small pond which one will you choose? Most of life choices are similar. Make your pick!

Senseless Thread

Suddenly the Word Serenade is Everywhere because it sounds cool. Must we copy everything "foreign: or "western". Why cant we ever carve out our own unique styles? Africans and follow "fool-owl"

manny4life: It is no surprise that the U.S. is in serious limbo, same thing I was bickering about few weeks ago, the U.S. Debt pose a serious meltdown to the global economy, this time around, it's dragging China, Japan as well as other nations holding its securities. This has been argued several times, it's been confirmed in the last sentence, Chinese economy revolves around U.S. Stability. My sincere advise to our dear country Nigeria and the CBN, Nigeria isn't that rich enough to loose $1billion let alone several tens of billions of $$$ held in U.S. Currency reserves, I join the Chinese people

It's time for the world to be De-Americanized

So what are your alternatives in terms of diversification?

Congratulations !

Dr Hoe

Maybe the cure for Aids lies in Shit

I can never trust a Nigerian Cable Car. What if it drops from the cable..Kaboom! They will say its an act of God

For me my 6.1 frame and cute face was more of a curse. I looked so much like my mum who was a mix of fulani and ibo. Most girls always gave me the cold look before I even approached them.

I became an introvert until I travelled out. To cut the boring tale short... I discovered how good looking I was as soon as I set foot outside the shores of nigeria. I must confess that nigerian girls can be damn witches a times. I'm back in the country with a stunning wife and now every girls wants a share.

Dear Scholar,

Please validate thy claims with links

GUS just got to the the best thing since quaffing was discovered

Who wrote this story? Good Work..Chimamanda will be impressed. When is the full book going to market? I want to order 3 copies in advance.

The Enigma of a First Class Degree is being watered down by the day...It was a rarity some years back..Anyway congrats for the double impact. Although I cant remember when last I set my eyes on my first class certificate...What is done is done. What matters now is the present..hmmm..funny how time flies.

Who the hell is issuing all these visas to hell?

How can I comment without typing anything? Please advise