₦airaland Forum

I prefer the Hall of *Morons

Fresh Air = Foul Air. This is the price of inept leadership. I bet you, someone's days are numbered. Mark it down.

The die is cast. Cowards can stay home to milk their wives/girlfriends and @jaculate their future away!

The die is cast. Cowards can stay home to milk their wives/girlfriends and @jaculate their future away!

Failed prophecy.

Promise Delivered!

May thy enemies be faster than you. Amen

No matter the rantings and futile attempts by the voodoo economists of this misguided administration to justify an insensitive policy, one thing is certain: Life is going to be a whole lot harder for the masses.
   
Nigerians should buckle up for a hell ride as no promise from any government or gospel ranting merchant of hope will alleviate the depth of poverty in 2012. What we are going to witness is the erosion of the last strata of the lower middle class.

No stochastic contraption of figures from government will change your plight! What the government has effectively done is to half the purchasing power of whatever savings you have by 60%. What this means in real terms is that if you had 10 Naira in savings, the value is down to 4 Naira overnight! If you had accumulated a saving of N1million, it is now N400 thousand only! You don’t need a Harvard degree to comprehend this for Pete’s sake

How do you begin to trust an administration that cannot even keep a date? The initial proposed date was April fool’s day, but they beat you to it! You know why? They don't give a damn about you! The real benefactors of this sudden quantum leap in the price of PMS are the cabals that have been privy to the actual date of Jan 1 2012 months ago. They will have their investments in PMS doubled overnight. I bet you no money doubler or "voodoo practitioner" can match it!

My advice to sane Nigerians is to take time out to meditate on how to navigate your way thru this impending austerity. A cut on your budget for luxuries will be a good start. Focus on the basic necessities till things stabilize (if they ever do).


Those still in control of their grey matter should peruse the carefully crafted statement of the PPRA, and I quote:

"By this announcement, the downstream sub-sector of the petroleum industry is hereby deregulated for PMS. Service providers in the sector are now to procure products and sell same in accordance with the indicative benchmark price to be published fortnightly and posted on the PPPRA website"

The simple exegesis is that there is no guarantee on the final price. It is subject to a possible increase every fortnight!!

Happy new year with a breath of foul air!

Beaf:
I second this. There is no reason why the members of the NASS especially should take home more than Obama. For doing fuckall!

Not bad for a wish list. But let me wake you up from dreamland. You are wishing for the impossible! Government spending will only increase in the face of this subsidy. They will have enough justifications like rise in cost of living, "escorts" etc etc.

Sorry @Nadanbata, even Saint Buhari cant save you now. I suggest you stick with Saint Moritz!

No matter the crap rantings and futile attempts by the faceless bigots of this misguided administration to justify an insensitive policy on Nairaland, one thing is certain: Nigerians should buckle up for a hell ride in 2012. Live is going to be a whole lot harder. No promise from any government or gospel ranting merchant of hope will alleviate the depth of poverty in 2012. The last strata of the lower middle class will be eroded in 2012.

My advice to those still in possession or in control of their brains is to take time out to meditate on how to navigate your way thru this impending austerity. A cut on your budget for luxuries e.g BB subscription, phone call, champagne is okay for a start. Focus on the basic necessities till things stabilize (if they ever do).

Please ignore those faceless people ranting gibberish from government handouts and transcripts to go on in their futile attempt to appear smart. No stochastic contraption of figures from government will change your plight! What the government has effectively done is to half the purchasing power of whatever savings you have by 60%. What this means in real terms is that if you had 10 Naira in savings, the value is down to 4 Naira overnight! If you had N1million, it is now N400 thousand only! You dont need a havard degree to comprehend this for pete's sake

How do you trust an administration that cannot even keep to date. The initial proposed date was April fools day, but they beat you to it! You know why? The don't care a damn about you! The real benefactors of this sudden quantum leap in the price of PMS are the cabals that have been privy to the actual date of Jan 1 2012 months ago. They will have their investments in PMS doubled overnight. I bet you no money doubler of "babalawo" can match it!

I enjoin those still in control of their grey matter to carefully peruse the carefully crafted statement of the PPRA, and I quote:

"By this announcement, the downstream sub-sector of the petroleum industry is hereby deregulated for PMS. Service providers in the sector are now to procure products and sell same in accordance with the indicative benchmark price to be published fortnightly and posted on the PPPRA website"

The simple exegesis is that there is no guarantee on the final price. It is subject to a possible increase every fortnight!!

Happy new year with a breath of foul air!

We are already under insurgency by Boko Haram, yet rather that unite against this growing monster, all we do is rant all day on the web.
This generation may well turn out worse than the incumbent. God help us!

NB: For those in Southern Nigeria and elsewhere who think they are incubated from b-haram, I pray you don't wake up dead one of these days when they get hold of chemical cocktails! God forbid? I bet they can because im sure the government will shy from playing doomsday scenarios like these. That is why they will always be caught unawares!

belabela:
Let's pray that the president will not be the one to receive the shocker!

Spot On!

The Attendant Impact is Less Revenue I Guess.

I had a dream last nite and im very afraid that key infrastructure like national monuments and bridges may be their next targets.

I prescribe Segun Arinze's Viju advert for any chic seeking "abortion" or "miscarriage"

GEJ is assiduously working towards being the last President of a United Nigeria!

Is it true that boko haram is shopping for dirty nuclear bombs from Iran?

This is exactly the kind of reaction that boko haram wants. Keep bombing senselessly like them. Silly boys!

1. Jonathan's status as an Olumba Olumba Disciple will be revealed
2. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala status as a member of the Quantum League of Witches (QLW)of which Miss Christine Lagarde has just be elected Prime Chancellor will be revealed. Note that Ngozi is still an usher in the QLW!

You cant reason beyond your mental capability. That is exactly what is being displayed by Gen Azazi. Those who know him well are not so surprised. The problem with Nigeria is that appointments to sensitive positions like this are based purely on ethnic sentiments.

Whether the over zealous bigots like it or not this incident will live with their GO for the rest of his life. The GO deeply realizes this that is why he took time out from the sunday orchestra to reminisce on his faux pas. The bigots can keep living in self denial.

crissmac:
its very sad to see that the same set of people condemning GEJ donot even have d balls to put their own families in check. d problem with us is that we are always looking for the easy way out. i believe that although the subsidy removal is a hard decision, it will benefit us in the long run. so people, its time that we buck up and face the reality on ground namely that there will be no more freebies.
hard times never last but hard people do!
God bless us all!

It is crap ideologies like these that have set us back and condemned us to the sad state in which we find ourselves to day. Docile and easy to capitulate citizens!

festuskol:
point no. 1. Seun's house is in ota, very very close 2 winners chapel in ota. Point 2. Seun himself had in past attended winners chapel, but maybe something happened dt affected him. Winners bought one of his land, so he has been in d fore front of criticisin d man. There's more 2dis dt i can share(after listenin 2guys in ota who know d genesis of dis attack), but am sure some pple wil stil rubbish evrytin i say so why bother. They won't stop attackin d man until they crush his ministry. Point 3.how r u sure dt seun is not posin as Nimshi ? I stay in ota so i know ds.

Pointless

hercules07:
@ekt

Jews, Christians, Muslims and Yoruba traditional guys all worship the same God, just different medium.

This is indeed one of the greatest fallacy and misconception of the ages. Please desist from propagating this wicked fallacy.

Please tell them that whomever that bloodletting "allah" is we shall smoke him out soon!!
Tell them that they do not have the sole franchise for warfare. We shall take them out with weapons beyond their comprehension. They shall hear from us soon as we promise to use them as lab rats in what will completely redefine warfare in this century.

That "allah" will not know what hit him.

I believe the voting pattern in the last election drew ideological dividing line. It's a firm basis to start with.
A referendum is past due. The earlier the better. I believe an under 30 years movement should take hold of this responsibility since the elders have long cowered to the cabal that has brought us to this precipice.

I am also a "Middlebelter" and proud to be part of a heritage of the strong willed. We are unconquerable.

We cant keep relying on the failed generation! May our generation be remembered as those who took the bull by the horns. We cannot afford to die with the same old story of "cabalic domination" on our lips. May God forbid!!

History & Time Will Tell.

No. I heard they are aliens from planet Youranus. 
Please let's desist from all these conspiracy theories and tackle the real issues.

Crap Disinformation thru Misinformation.
Bvllshit Conspiracy Theories for the Gullible. A poorly written dissertation from a weak mind!

The level of immaturity currently on display on Nairaland is one of the reasons why the First Citizens have since vanished into diaspora to other more same forums. There is indeed a brain drain from Nairaland. I remember the good old days. I'm indeed filled with nostalgia of its pristine past. The earlier Seun the FO does something the better or else the forum will be overtaken by drain pipe rats!

The level of immaturity currently on display on Nairaland is one of the reasons why the First Citizens have since vanished into diaspora to other more same forums. There is indeed a brain drain from Nairaland. I remember the good old days. I'm indeed filled with nostalgia of its pristine past. The earlier Seun the FO does something the better or else the forum will be overtaken by drain pipe rats!