₦airaland Forum

Dottore:
In a country where everything works, you can explore anything and have it form part of history. Why won't u live long when you are happy

Are you not happy where you are?

oshe11:
Electricity when we never get nai we wan SELL

You never see people dey sell wetin dey no get?

Them know say wedding gifts go follow, that's why them help you clear the house small.

Enemyofpeace:
Which one be a whole television? na some part of the television dem for steal before?

Maybe them for steal the remote or the TV cord.

SenorFax:
Just one o, imagine

Oh sorry, just one hand? It wasn't your day.

People have started avoiding the Fulanis like virus.

SenorFax:
Raise your hand if you were here to see pieces of suicide bombers

How many hands did you count?

He may be right. He wants to set our FACES battered by APC government.

It's not that she cheated death. It's just that her time is not up yet.

Onyochejohn:
you definitely wish your family death like middle belt people for supporting buhari the killer.

Who was talking of being a Buhari supporter? I was only asking you a question, was that what you wish for yourself? Simple!!

Persident of Nigerian instead of president of Nigeria.

computerglobal:
He is not an animal abi na monkey be the guy
Hang him by his manhood

Na de manhood be de tail na.

Hang him by the tail.

Onyochejohn:
Unindustrialised buhari on the same road already, I'm waiting for the good news

Is that what you wish for yourself?

How I wish Kaduna state would be lucky enough to have such visionary governors. Garin dadi na nesa! Kaduna state is gradually turning into a hamlet.

Wetin connect alcohol with Christmas?

I just don't like this Murano of a car. In fact not even for free.

What about forgiveness? When you forgive, you unburden the heart ❤.

Abeg, let them be. They know that their beauty is short lived, that's why you see them taking selfies everywhere they find themselves. When they attend a party na selfie, buy new dress na selfies, new hairstyle na selfies, when they're given a ride na selfies. Because they know, in no distant future everything about them will fade.

BiggerbossAmani:
Which one is RIF

Rest In Feace.

obainojazz:

Leave him alone, you no see as he is sweating. He needs the generator.

. No be fan he steal o.

Oblitz:
o! What a mighty lie.

Why not just give it a try?

Preshy561:
so this is the highest they could hire?

after all the mouth making?

chai.

These are the lazy ones they could get to hire. The serious ones are busy making money for themselves.

DullardBuhari:
Bro you need a refund from your school...

If he gets the refund, should we now assume he was on a scholarship?

MrSensor:
So the children cannot play freely again? Find a better work to do. Let me quickly run out of here before I will be teared into pieces.

Torn

It will look funny to see a black man with a white man's pen!s or vice versa.

No discrimination. That's how favour will locate you without discrimination.

Please, don't blame them. It's survival of the fittest. Everyone knows that men and money are hard to come by these days.

CodeTemplar:
See part of what advancement in science has brought.

Yes o, and boko haram is propagating that western education is a taboo.

Kyase:
No man or woman born of a woman can impeach Buhari.
Dem never born am.

Maybe they forgot that Buhari was not born of a woman.