₦airaland Forum

I sincerely appreciate women's effort at the home front. My wife goes to the market to do her monthly shopping, comes home do the house chores and enters the kitchen straight for dinner. Women, I salute you.

Yes, I would've married earlier.

You will live long enough to see God prepare a table before you in the presence of your enemies. Amen.

jamesbridget13:
from fry pan to fire. I had to read d write up over n over again to be sure of what I was reading. #kaduna

I am telling you my sis. We have long way to go. God have mercy.

Harbdulrasaq:
Newshelm Nigeria has come across a post shared by a teacher in Kaduna state.

The Kaduna state teacher who recently got employed by the state took to Facebook to give thanks to God for his newly found job.

The teacher identified as Usman Kabiru thanked God for being offered a job as a state primary school teacher.

He asked God to bless the work.

He said: “Alhamdulillah i have been offer a teacher in subeb as a primary teacher, may Allah bless d work amin.”

It was later reported that new teachers were employed to replace those teachers that were sacked. Kabiru’s new employment could be a result of the recent employment by the state.


http://newshelm.ng/photos-newly-employed-kaduna-state-teacher-takes-to-facebook-to-thank-god/

Kaduna state is doomed if this is what we have as teachers in the state. Well, we can only make do with what we have.

Olukokosir:
No matter how tired I may be,seeing buhari on Tv always gives me strength to stand up and change the channel.

Hahahaha! Oga, your television no get remote control?

Chikita66:
Sorry to say but you don't look like someone that can afford iPhone X and car.

Don't mind the looks.

Trustme2:
Hmmmm. I pity my country Nigeria. Na the phone wey primary school children dey take do practicals for China be this o

We only know how to kill ourselves.

SoldierBoy1:
wow, thanks Bro, I'm into automobile repair but never knew about this. Would look into that right now. Thanks man.

You're welcome.

Dad na Dad. Whether sugar daddy or otherwise.

SoldierBoy1:
You meant fuse box ba

NOPE. There's a switch inside the gearbox that turns ON the reverse light when you engage the car into reverse.

Congratulations, somebody somewhere is waiting for the old one.
Why is this car so expensive? What's special about this car?

Thank God they survived it. This is beyond human comprehension. God is Almighty.

Nwaohafia1:
What of those cars that have their reverse light 'ON' while the vehicle is in going forward?

It's the reverse light switch in the gearbox that is faulty, needs replacement.

MhizzAJ:
Okay

Lemme inform my boyfriend

Hope he's not there already with another woman.

chrisfocus:
Where is the door handle?

Just by touching door anywhere, it will pop-open.

younglleo:
Can u lend me 30 million from my heaven savings account.. Ohh lawd....!

Sorry, no withdrawals from savings.

As flat as the back of my hand.

cpeye:
Yoruba actresses sha like to bleach

And na so so foundation full body.

ellalina:
The problem of premature ejack is beyond natural remedy
It’s mostly caused by a silent health factors that will later pop up in life.

One sure thing you can do is use desensitization cream and engage in very long romance
Then another thing is to have frequent sex.
Your body would get use to it and the excitement would die off
Don’t ask me how I know
I have friends ok

So you use your friends for practical or as guinea pigs!!!!!

greiboy:
Nigerian ladies are one funny bunch

>Some of them have very high standards and they believe in this fallacy/fantasy that every one of them will meet a young, rich and handsome guy

However, when reality finally dawn upon them, it's often too late and they end up settling with plan F

>Some of them claim to want a God fearing men, but even God will fear the kind of 'play boy" they are secretly lusting for.

>it is also weird that some ladies are also attracted to men that don't really care about their emotions, not particularly a play boy but a blunt and sometimes rude guy,

Despite most ladies always claiming to prefer men that take their emotions into consideration

That's women for you. They easily forget their yesterday and never bother about their tomorrow; all they care about is NOW. That's why most of them wallow in their pool of regrets.

Samsimple:
is this one stove or chimney mtcheeewww this one will not only blacken ur pot... it will make make it unwashable....

when people are thinking of solar stove nija still dey create chimney

one word

mediocrity

What do you expect when we have analog people (rulers) at the helm of affairs?

stefanweeks:
Those handkerchief and boxers sharing girls will avoid this thread.

That's the best they can gift you, but they would want to get a Range Rover or even a G wagon from you in return.

EvilChild:
Every hoe is now an actress overnight.
Even those who just played a 15 seconds role of a passerby.
Forking ugly looking she goat

Haba, sofly sofly please. Abi una don jam somewhere before?

When the Almighty blesses the African man with female children, he will be complaining that he prefers male children; now look at what the male children are doing to their parents.

People are just hot-tempered these days. Their sense of reasoning has taken a back seat.

I believe the plantain was the secondary item she was selling.

Nickymezor:
His dad went way too far biko, tho i dont knw his offence

Maybe the boy defiled his own blood sister.

muhammed50:
But he is still better than jet li... Less film tricks, more real action

I think they both featured in Bruce Lee's "FIST OF FURY" in the mid 70s.

Was she the same lady that was promoted from sergeant, to inspector, and to ASP?

Virus777:
Never seen this thing in my entire life. Which country do y'all live?

It's very common in the northern part of Nigeria, most especially the brown colour.

The only way to find out is to go between her legs.