₦airaland Forum

A child out of wedlock wants his parents to get married.

I think the pastor went to the mountain to pray.

Mr. smart, I no see NIGHT GOWN. I believe, that should be No.2 on your list.

Girls these days, everything about them is just fake. Na so so party dem de attend.

FirstNigerian:
In Case of In Casity...

I plead with his Excellency, Owelle Rochas Okorocha to make use of JB in the construction of IMO state Roads, Roche Construction company is still a learner in road construction, honest Nigerians living in IMO state will bear me witness that Roche Construction company doesn't construct durable roads.
JB!

You sure say no be Rochas your governor get the Roche construction company, dem take Imo state de do practicals.

He will now go to the nursery schools to select his new wives.

Or maybe, behind every downfall of a man, there's woman. Ask Samson and Dalila.

But are you sure that's not a decomposing body, just asking though.

ronald4lif:
I don't think she was serious about that. If she wanted to have a phone intimacy chat for real with someone else she doesn't have to inform you first.

It is the overflow of the mind that the mouth speaketh.

Davidairmarshal:
i dont like ladies with big eyes. it's a turn- off ..

Are you kidding me? I like them with HALOGEN HEAD LIGHTS, pupping out of their suckets.

Brugo:


Which other transaction can he perform?

Maybe to apply for an overdraft.

If she thanks me for providing for the food, I will thank her for cooking the food. There was a time I jokingly told my wife not say 'welcome ' but say 'thank you ' when I return from work and she just laughed.

Taylor86:
is this chika ike or Yvonne nelson


BTW wetin concern me, dnt even like chika ike she gat K-leg, moreover she dosnt look sexy to me

Oga, no human being is 100% complete.

Awuf dey run bele.

Why not use the bodies of prisoners that are on death row. After all they're government property.

Enemy of our enemy is a friend.

They were in a hurry to make it and live big.

For me a, it's the man I'll blame for staying awake while she slept.

ijustdey:
so the babe in question no set with her lovely backyard

He had a better plan.

I had a similar experience when I was young. I went to the market and bought me a blouse thinking it was a shirt. It was years later that I came to know the difference between the two.

sauceny:
Maybe they don't deserve it¿

Maybe their governors and ministers were busy stealing money when other governors and ministers were sending names for the list.

Was she actually celebrating her birthday or rag day?

I don't use keyboard to type, I use my voice to type. Should I paste my voice?

Will a pastor collect tithe from a church member that works there?

How can you compare an elephant with a rat and ask us which of them has a larger intestine?

DanceVille:
Ehya..should I give you an antidote?

please.

lanicky:
25) When we go on a 2 day trip we usually pack over 8 outfits, just incase we will hesitate about what to wear.

A man will just need a pair of jeans trousers and 2 shirts.

Not at all. I think he's reserving his energy and fluid for the other babe.

Habayomie:
.tell him to write his WILL 5a.m

Which of them do you suggest should inherit his dead body?

The jealous ones are mostly the unfaithful. They hack outside but they don't want anybody to touch their own.

I am missing myself right now. I should've been all alone, thinking of good things of life. But I'm here reading some silly topics on NL.