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I have never liked or admired it and never will.

Badgers14:
@Op, are you from Benue State. (TIV)

Are they still practicing that?

mazech:
lol, that's even true. I never thought about it. It's better they quickly get married and plan life now o oh!
...hoping the girl will still continue with the guy

Continue with which guy? Level don change na.

hallanoted:
O God, some pics are not supposed to be uploaded

If there was no picture, people will still complain that they won't believe till they see pictures. Human beans sorry, beings.

The guy was killed and none of his body parts was taken away, gruesome.

Very cordial, none of us is claiming any right over anything. Just matured friends.

faradexs09:
Looks around.......ANY JULY 14....IN D auz

I am here birthday mate. Happy birthday in advance.

Damstarr:
1st of july....LLNP to me

Happy birthday, mine is 14th July.

cyndax:
d distance is killing your relationship...just reschedule your....time...draw close to him and make him feel loved...and attend his fathers burial no matter what it may cost u...

No matter what it may cost her? Seriously?

[quote author=cyndax post=35351929]d distance is killing your relationship...just reschedule your....time...draw close to him and make him feel loved...and attend his father's burial no matter what it may cost u Even her life?

sexymoma:
Guinea Fowl

No, Nigerian fowl.

bluice2:
But endeavor to get them linked to the other account(s)

Yes, you'll just collect a form and indicate the number. You wouldn't need to join the queue all over again.

Truth24:
He doesn't look brilliant in dat pix

Looks can be deceptive you know.

mencade5:
i have bvn for my gtb but not for my first bank account. so no wahala

That number can serve for the 2 accounts.

The guy dey duck from the terrorists' bullet.

samueld0:
Oboy see that shot man with small tommy finish the eba and soup nothing




The guy be like bring more
That man fit eat two story building finish without u noticing anything in is stomach

Maybe he has a furnace/incinarator in his stomach.

Tolexander:
you are very right bro!

The one that still keeps me wondering is that of a family in my neighborhood. They will always go to church every Sunday morning to struggle with other members for the limited parking spaces in the church about 3 houses away.
Father driving Nissan Murano, mother in her Sienna, Son in his Toyota corolla and Daughter in her KIA Concerto.
Convoy to church of 3houses away with limited parking spaces!

What is the meaning of that?

We have arrived syndrome!!

Nuezha:
...and then you will get a shocker of your life when the Armed Robber who snatched it a moment earlier comes out with his gangs.

She'll just butter their bread na. Awuf don fall for them from sky.

menix:
This kind plane go fit locate Heaven's gate nii nd possibly Orbit the earth..

Abeg Mk our Daura King do quick sell our 9 planes go use the money buy This new plane Tyre..

Just the TYRE?

lawflec:
beautiful... even though you are short, God has made the tall ones prostate before you. who God has blessed no tanoid can curse.

Prostate or prostrate?

The boy looks like a girl, abi the girl looks like a boy.

Is he for real, or just another attention seeker?

He was telling them "you're now the FIRST cows amongst other cows".

He's her father's employee

DocAdray:
- His pocket.
- His wallet.
- His bank account.








Next question please!..

Money, money, money

chibabe3:
I have always known that the fun of having a car is that you don't have to consult your mechanic each time you are planning to travel, 'Kasim, do you think this car will take me to Ibadan and back'. . My brother almost fought with his mechanic when his ride broke down on the way to Onitsha despite the assurance from his mechanic.

Oh sure, a trial will convince you. Safe trip.

I used the Toyota corolla 2007 for 4 years without any problem. I drove from Kaduna to Maiduguri a couple of times. The parts I have changed were the brake pads, air filter, the 2 front shock absorbers and the kick starter.

fx45:
Is he the only human being? The man is so full of errors. He keeps committing blunder after blunder. For how long? We just have to accept the bitter and obvious reality.... The man is old and senile!

That's the dividend of old age. Ask Mugabe, who trips and falls or even sleeps during meetings.

They're under arrest.

She could be saying " DO YOU STILL TALK ABOUT S3X AT THIS AGE? "

I no see soup for d food o.