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I be jjc for HTC one m8, can somebody tell me how to operate the screen capture? Thank you.

No mind them, every bad news is from Nigeria

Maybe looking for the cd that slipped off the previous night.

Can you please help with this VIN: SB1BK76LX0E010006. To mogarba2001@gmail.com, thanks sir.

prettyjo:
see how she cuddled that di.ck

That's her marriage assurance. What shall it profit her marriage, to get the whole comfort and miss the dick?

I misunderstood a Boulevard for an Avenue, thanks.

How old is the victim?

Beautiful knuckles though.

Is this a car or a cart?

write2obi:
Is that black dude a midget or something

No, the guy behind him is a giant!

xreal:
I see two tubers of yam inside.

No, na voter cards dey inside!

Enegod:
A man dealing with multiple women, will definitely need to know how to control the secretion of his spèrm. "Busting nuts
all day every day" will hurt him greatly.

The sperm is his life-force, and every time he ejaculatès, he loses a great amount of nutrients like Zinc. If he doesn't replenish himself correctly, he will end up having health problems..

I think sperm is just like the palmwine; the more you tap, the more it comes.

This wo/man that looks like a mantis?

Women and their fashion wahala.

Garri and kilishi (dry flat meat)
Garri and dambu (fried minced meat)

kennygee:
This ISIS issue is another reason for concern

Heard Boko haram is now loyal to ISIS

If they like, let them be loyal to the devil himself. IN GOD WE TRUST!

I think she's a lady engineer

Just confirming if my kickstarter is in a perfect condition.

Maybe he misunderstood the verse that says: GO YE INTO THE WORLD AND MULTIPLY.

Tomato like skin. Very spotless skin.

Women wahala!

Chollywood na.

Instead of building BRIDGES they prefer to build HIGH WALLS. Evidence of ill-gotten wealth.

Na wa o, women and artificialities!

seunlayi:
what is she Evangelising ? see her looking like another Jezebel

No, she's only looking like a Chinese.

NeilOssai:
No 6. Get a "FAT" loan from the bank. They wont sack u.

Sorry, the management will not grant the loan cos they know what is in the offing.

I had a similar experience, mine was for noise making. I was asked to write: SILENCE IS GOLDEN, I WILL NEVER MAKE NOISE IN THE CLASS AGAIN.

chillex8:
I see diamonds

. I believe you.

No permanent friend or enemy but interest. That was a wise one.

Thank God, in our days; what we saw was what we got. These days, everything about the women is FAKE. I pity our youths.

I think they want to see the front number plate.

FlyboyZee:
Lol @ Highlander. Make Lomomike catch you first. Like seriously, if he's gonna need a driver, no need to buy any of the 2. The usual Toyotas (Prados, 4Runners, Land Cruisers, Lexus LX & GX) would do. I can't imagine myself buying a BMW or Range Rover if I ain't the guy that's gonna be behind the wheels...

. True talk. I would Love to see me in one of those beasts.