₦airaland Forum

fortran12:
What sort of reportage is this? So partisan.

Welcome to Nigeria!

Denikayan:



God bless His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)

Thank God you didn't refer to him as HIS EXCELLENCY.

It's only the innocent that suffer in this country. If you are a big time criminal, you'll be given a VIP treatment. If time is not taken, for one to survive in this country; one would need to be a criminal.

And the ones that will be praying for the friend to have a successful tenure without him knowing.

doctokwus:
But Fayemi denied attending the WEF claiming he went for a birthday or book launch.
This APC are so devilish.Even with pictures,including that he took with a fellow governor,Fayemi openly denied attending the WEF.
It's like a man being shown his own penis to prove he is a male,but he still keeps insisting he is a female while holding the penis in his own hands!
No people,party or individual can beat APC in lies.

That's the more reason the APC can't do without LAI MOHAMMED.

Nomswag:
the woman is tall oh 1.88m

That one na six footer o. Real basketball material.

wowcatty:
You are so Brainwashed!

Educate me, please.

From the head to the toes, I no see anything appealing there o.

BOOOMNAIJA:
With this ur worwor face?

They're better down there compared to the flashy ones.

Houseofglam7:
Still don't get it

I dey come.

NextGovernor:
I know APC will arrange Buhari in a table to look like he is saying sometin. We all know he knows notin.

After properly examining his brain, I noticed on the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Wow!!!

wowcatty:
The man that sees the future.

It's unfortunate that your president can't even see the present.

Obinnau:
oh, you're disappointed because he is one of your own.
Now you know crime doesn't have a particular tribe!

Just like our Nigerian politicians.

Houseofglam7:
Praying by the sea side brings quicker answers
I don't get it

Just like others go to the market square naked at night; while some others go to the mountain. It depends on which side of the divide you belong.

hoseao:
general this general that oya see opportunity behave like soldier you no gree. Come dey silent like police wey hear armed robber gun shot.

I don't believe this man knows what is happening around him o. It looks like he's on remote control.

madenigga:
if u fight u die, if u dont fight u still die.

its better you just fight at least make like 2 people follow u go heaven before u die.

How can you go to heaven before you die?

morpheus24:
see as the fisted hand weak fah!

That's why our economy dey tight. Person wey him hand no dey free.

philpwresh:
Idomie generation :-D

I don't eat Indomie but I eat other brands of Noodles

tillaman:
Honestly I can’t, I really don’t like converting stuffs I would rather save up to buy me a new electric car instead of converting that’s if I feel compelled to own an electric whip! My guy once converted his Mazda from manual to automatic I tell you the car was not the same again, it’s always one problem or the other almost every 2 weeks

Keep the dream alive.

Simplyleo:
So why not just get the solar powered car?

All the same, electric na electric.

iHart:
you never get electricity to charge phone, na car you go get electricity to charge? Till then...

Don't worry, pretty soon; you shall enjoy your jolly ride.

iHart:
In Europe, North America, Asia, yes. In Nigeria, a very big and capital NO. At least for now

Till when?

Simplyleo:
Assuming there is a generator carrier, so what's the difference? Won't you still fuel the gen?

The generator could be solar powered.

tillaman:
Gladly!!!
It’s a great innovation for the rich folks!!with that 3.4 million I can sell my car and add it to buy my dream bimma!!

Would you still spend 3.4 million naira to convert that your DREAM CAR into an electric car?

Afamed:
Chest beating as usual

At least they have chest to beat.

There are girls that look like sugar cane with flat chest and back side, and they're ok.

Sirseedorf:
My car is 2031 model, it doesn't use spark plug ..




Thanqx

Electric car, why wait till then to own one?

muykem:
Why is Wike so fearful?

It's democracy, the people of the state and the world in general needed to know what actually happened. I think the governor did the right thing by coming out to shed more light on the matter.

Hamachi:
1. When you dump a girl from OSUN, she'll create a scene & disgrace you.
2. Dump a girl from CALABAR, she'll accused u of impregnating her & force you to love her again whether you like it or not.
3. Dump a girl from ABUJA, she'll cry day & night.
4. Dump a girl from BENIN, she'll bewitch you and you will wake up with boils on your face.
5. Dump a girl from ENUGU, she'll take your name & picture to shrine.
6. Dump a girl from IMO, she won't even notice it because she has so many sugar daddies.
7. Dump a girl from WARRI, she'll turn her bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of drinks until she gets high.
8. Dump a girl from LAGOS, she'll go round & sleep with all your friends.
9. Dump a girl from PORT HARCOURT, in 2 weeks' time she'll invite you to her wedding.
10. Dump a girl from ANAMBRA, she'll tempt your dad & become yourstepmother.
11. Dump a girl from KANO, she'll report you to her dad in the army & you will marry her at gun point.
12. Dump an ABIA girl, she'll burn ur property & apologise.
13. Dump a BAYELSA girl, you'll see her the next day in your house with your elder brother.
14. Dump a girl from KOGI, no need they have dumped you a long time ago.
15. Dump an Abaliki girl, she 'll carry matchet to kill you
16.Dump a girl from BENUE, am sorry you already have AIDS. Wetin I still dey reason be say na wetin go come happen if you dump a girl from BORNO

If you dump a girl from Borno, you'll host a RETINUE of her brothers and relatives with AK-47s, RPGs, IEDs etc just to find out if it's true.

Ciaos:
Everybody wan write book now... Ok oooooo.

When the reading culture has plummeted.