₦airaland Forum

Maybe the mother failed to notice that her daughter is short and flat chested.

Women and skimpy outfits are like twins.

aremz:
I’ll like to know the drug that can kill you

The only drug that can kill him is love.

AryaSand:
I need her to replace my whole life

Did you hear how the boy called her "Oprah" in that video. Oyinbo people life simple abeg. Try that with Folorunsho Alakija and you will get a knock

That's why I love our culture. We respect our elders.

Ayodaygee:
First, attempt to cruise one....and have that feel.

Which would you suggest?

I have always been a Toyota man. I now want to test the Benz but I don't know which to go for. I am currently using Avensis 2009.

DenreleDave:
As in ehn, I don't understand. You as a lady, u r broke, you no get job, your papa and mama still dey feed you. And you think you have the right to insult a broke guy that is still hustling or a guy that is as jobless as you.
I don't get, why should a broke girl insult a broke guy?
Why should an utterly useless jobless girl insult an utterly useless guy like her?

Na only man suppose work ni, aren't woman supposed to be hardworking too? Or are they waiting that a guy go hustle and come back, open her pussy for him and he drops money, that's all.

This thing they baffles me oooo,
Guys wetin una think for this matter
Ladies nko, is it fair?

Cc: AstroG pussyhoe funmisticqueen Adaibeku Amatarasha Onyi22 (broke girl) Denreledave (broke guy) illegend ashewoboy chenzen

Birds of the same feathers.........

The topic should have read "A COMMISSIONER IN NIGERIA EARNS AS MUCH AS MY DRIVER". So that the commissioner go get respect small.

festacman:
Well, you do have it too.

Enjoy your weekend, if you're not a shift worker.

festacman:
My friend, you have wonderful interrogatory skills. Have you considered getting a job in EFCC. I don't want to mention police.

I just love your communication skills, that's why. I like friendly people.

festacman:
It depends on the level of hunger but whether it is good old agege or lightweight shoprite bread, half bread is always a tad better than puff puff.

What type of hunger? Is it Ajebo or ghetto?

They're both wealthy. One is spiritually wealthy and the other is monetary. It depends on which side of the divide you belong.

festacman:
How well-fed a servant looks depends on generosity of his master. If the crumbs are not enough, it shows. But half bread is always better than puff puff.

What type of bread? Agege bread or shoprite bread?

When the time is right, you shall know who.

festacman:
It is not matter of sacrifice. It is rather matther of means of livelihood.

Livelihood, and he looks emaciated?

How did the NAF know that the terrorists were holding a meeting?

Wickedtruths:
Slavery, not sacrifice.

It can only be SLAVERY when you have no chances of escape. But he's doing this WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

Ashabbiiee:
He wants to demolish mosque and church, but he has to worship in mosque and beg them seriously.

He would equally do the same for the church, I believe.

festacman:
I have strong feeling that Timi Frank runs errands for Atiku in Dubai. And it doesn't look like he is getting enough crumbs from under Atiku's table. He looks malnourished.

That's to show you his level of sacrifice.

donstan18:
The pussay of an average Nigerian lady will comfortably swallow this snake.

Folded or straight?

You should have said Nigerian leaders earn higher than American leaders!!!

okeyumez:
I prefer the second design. It shows IVM in a symbolic way
The first design is good but it looks like a secret cult logo

I thought so too.

IamCharles123:
So me that's from delta state now, if i travel to Nassarawa, they will gimmi land to farm?

No, nobody will just give you land. You go buy na. Abi you want use RUGA method?

9jaRealist:
Doubtful that his apparent LOW self-esteem would allow him to do so...
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It's a pity.

Blisplendor12:
Looks like corn is now expensive.

I think maize is more expensive.

Chuukwudi:
Please, what is OP?

It means Opposite People.

Nasige:
sometimes i wonder how do ladies who carries heavy make up feels, to me i am seeing two different faces one with tribal and the other without tribal mark, just imagine that i met her with tribal mark and i appreciated her and next i see her with smooth face, abeg waiting dem dey call that one.

That's where 2face got his name.

Jerkules:
So long as her Toto and Yansh no dey smell wetin make up wan give me?

You can't guaranty that though.

purples25:
Im beginning to like make up. I never really used much of it earlier in my life but now i try using concealer from time to time.

leaff dee tribal marks gal , let har get a hussyband.

By being fake?

Successlane:
Who is fooling who now?

Fooling themselves, of course!!

God forgive me. She looks like a chimpanzee in the first picture as a result of excessive cheap bleaching (AMBI). Women should learn to appreciate their natural looks.

Bruno3000:
I'm telling you. They can easily and effortlessly combine class and simplicity. I want to be white in my next life.

Meanwhile, enjoy who you are, and what you are for now.