₦airaland Forum

OpanachiOzohve:
He would not have been a nuisance if he had been pro-Buhari?

Read again bro, it's "satire". So classically done you'd miss it if you don't read carefully

People dey get mind die! You don't even know the name of an animal and you are eating it.

Ahswear, dis na 12 cylinders

DIKEnaWAR:
Tinubu is a big fuuul. Has he asked himself the following questions?

1. Why does he want to remove Oyegun?

Answer: Oyegun is not loyal to him.

OK. But is Oyegun not loyal to Buhari? Does he expect Buhari to remove a man loyal to him and bring the one loyal to Tinubu?

2. What does he think he is doing by pushing for Oyegun's removal?

Answer: He is indirectly fighting Buhari while pretending to love and support him. If he removes Oyegun, it means he wants to hijack the party from Buhari and it further goes to mean that he intends to fight Buhari using the party.

3. Does Buhari know all these?

Answer: He knows. That's why he created the reconciliation office for Tinubu, so that he too can be busy and feel important and leave Oyegun alone. Right now Buhari is watching the mad man dance naked and slowly waiting g to crush him.

Tinubu is intelligent by half.

I said this some days ago but Tinubu and his south waist dolts will not learn. APC will only ratify the extension at the next meeting, further humiliating him.

You've said it all.

I'm suspecting that Nina is a nympho.

tabtabtab:
Discovering this information is not as important as what you are going to do with it.

***In my opinion*** don't tell her you have discover anything and put on your best poker face.. Then arrange two or three meetings with her, and fu*k the life out of her brain then dump her like trash.

Now go ahead and rename her contact on your phone as "My Bitch"

No, no, no, don't dump her. Continue fvcking the fool at every given opportunity, without any commitment. She'll notice the nonchalant attitude after sometimes. That's the time to quietly stroll away, when she asks, "what's the problem"

Atouke:
Annie owo ikood idem Buhariguy ke uto buhari economy ami, Ayen eka Mmi, Owo asasak Nnan eyin.

Aba nte itung owo edo nnan, my brother

Finally, we at Housing Extension go dey enjoy. Thanks to Udom mbakara. Udom till 2023!

Atouke:
Hi buhariguy

Mbok, ku nam nsak

Omeokachie:
Army?

Are they now traffic officials?

The rate at which we are the military is being used under this administration, they will soon be used for tax collection.

Army, na the only language wey Nigerians dey here. Watch as dem go dissappear for der immediately dem sight the army approaching

Someone please make me understand. You mean Buhari pays this people heavily, to go and restock, then come back to either abduct girls or kill our security forces. What kinda sense is that

ZombieTAMER:
The same Bello that left his duty post to welcome Yusuf Buhari back to Nigeria...

Abuja houseboy

The guy is desperate for a second term. And he believes riding on Buhari's back to get it

Ayodejioak:
These are the things most Nigerians pay their time to.

very gullible / easy to deceive set of people.

you have someone doing almost nothing as your president

Instead you decide to invest your time and money on vain things

I am almost beginning to believe Donald Trump about his "shithole" country

Especially, because they know Nasarawa and Benue are almost gone to PDP. Damage control

The last picture though. I hope she didn't wear this kind of skirt to the church program o. Personally, if I dey her back for the program, I no go hear wetin Pastor dey talk again

I think she's trying too hard

ikemesit4477:
so what should we do about it!

Amkpa idem!

I hope this is not Peace Mass o!

@OP. It is not ordinary. I'm totally convinced that you did something very painful and to him, unforgivable. In a few years time, ask him why he did that, he will surely tell you

How can there be an ink dot on a brand new phone of N100 plus and you still went ahead to buy. Well, some people sha

I love this girl because all the dirty things I'd love to do with a lady, I'm sure she'll be more than game

Hmmmm, I hope say him pound am o, like dem pound dat church girl inside toilet

tabisegroup:
Ah...!
Ebé_nné
Atíedíeh?

Ikpa! Da, mmode mba nte mbagha o!!

Grayjoy:
I don't understand. Is that the picture of the wife?

No o, my brother. Na the mother-in-law be dat. Flip the page to see the wife's picture

He don perform, he don perform. Finish

tabisegroup:
Uwafid!

Uwafid ito!

I would have loved to see the pictures of the burnt robbers so as to personally have a sense of justice for the poor woman

I hope she wasn't posing for the cameras after the act

And they are busy staring at her and taking pictures as if they saw an exotic animal while on tour. Smh

Hian! Una sure say na him get dem

A new one has been introduced. Plenty people go soon copy dem

Firefire:
Insinuations/Theories:

1. The fresh Dapchi 120 kidnap was staged for the following reasons:
(a) Justify the request of GMB's $1Bn to fight the BH terrorist. (Fund could be seriously needed to fund next electioneering & campaign)
(b) Keep the girls for few days and release in order to claim 'super hero' compared to the last administration that was rubbished by Northern
elders.
(c) Use the script as a propaganda of effectiveness during the next campaign, being a failed government itself.

2. Boko Haram needs to be granted amnesty with a monthly share from Nigeria resources, having fulfilled their original aim. How do you explain the continuous release of the terrorist by Nigerian Army and the continuous ransom negotiation by this government?

3. Boko Haram are still very active as against the fraudulent lies of this administration to have 'technically and finally defeated BH.

4. Some wicked souls in high places who are gaining BIG from the terrorism fight will never want the fight to end. Hence, the fresh kidnap in another state, (Yobe).


Whatever the case, it shows the issue of BH is not yet over, and it can never be over in as much as General Mohomodu Buhary failed to name their sponsors.

Who are those sponsoring Boko Haram? Alh. Lie Mohammed, Presidency & Buhary, over to you.

If Buhary's administration and APC cannot tell Nigerians now their sponsors, it means terrorism is here to stay permanently in the NORTHERN Nigeria.

I personally think you are very brilliant