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jstbeinhonest:
Yup, wife....or are they not married?.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIPgjjFgbor/

peezeygwiny:
make I hear say diz woman no go dae collect young d****

optional1:
Klexycole my dear sweetheart, thank you for alwayz been there for me.. Since my dad didnt mention you.


I say thank you, you the best.....


*blushing and blowing lot of kisses*



pamcode thank you too....

bigkesh:
Never in your life,I repeat never in your life should you ever butt in a sweet convo involving intelligent niggas...
You just spoiled the good trend of reasonable sequential analysis..

You are like a bungalow,nothing upstairs

iPopAlomo:
Up pensioneers...

IrradiatoR:
hope this will not lead to. . . .






God forbid

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3990605_simi1_jpegd5e5324b02d4f87db8bd30b99521fdde


This babe sha.

She has a weirdly interesting voice but she isnt pretty to be honest.

Princelegacylemoha:
And Ban ki moon Be like who be this one ??

SillyeRabbit:
Nigerians won't face their problems.

Firstlady002:
My own was early this year. The thing is I do snap all my note pages into my phone. So when I get a question, I just brought out my phone, open gallery, zoom and start writing. On this faithful morning, everybody was eating the cover of their biro but I was writing so I think that was what made the invigilator focus on me. He eventually caught me looking down but before he got to my seat as I always sit at the back, I had put it back. He searched and got my phone. It was an iPhone6 and the lecturer are all those lecturers wey no tap at all. He's an su. He kept pressing but the phone no gree on. He was wondering wch kind of phone is this and I insisted sir I'm not doing anything with my phone, in fact I don't have battery on it. Can't u see its not on. This man still dey use force press my phone home button o. So I quickly grab it from him he den call someone else to check, but before they arrive to my seat. I don off phone patapata. That was how the other man we call prince wey wan tap small collected the phone try look am then concluded that the phone no get battery, my heart was smiling. So I was stopped and couldn't finish the paper as bringing a phone to the exam hall alone is an offense. I still get B for the course anyway

Fynestboi:
Lol. Me keh

Circumstances surrounding me can't make me do such even if I want to.

Except if it's possible to cheat without the person next to me knowing about it.

Nihilist:
Pataki is probably at work right now.

He works as a rewire in weekdays, and does nightshift with LAWMA on 3rd mainland every Monday Wednesday and Friday.

He also used to work at the abattoir during ileya, Christmas and easter though I don't know if he still does that.

He's a very hardworking guy, so [/b]sharpk007[b] needs to exercise patience. Pataki will still add him to the group soon.

sharpk007:
There is God o.... so una just use me dey catch trips since morning

cc

Nihilist
Masterkolinks
Siniza
raumdeuter
pataki
codedguy1

Explorers:
Bethany Hamilton while she was lying down on her surfing board with her left arm dangling in the water. But what’s more incredible is that after the shark ripped off her left arm just below the shoulder, Hamilton swam metres back to shore(the shark didnt come back for despite spilling blood in the water) with the help of her best friend not before warning fellow surfers and swimmers that there was a shark in the water. Her story inspired many documentaries and published books. After a short break, the incredibly brave Hamilton eventually even returned to surfing.

Abeos:
The statement of result I meant is a single document that is issued prior release of certificate. Anyway I think you can upload transcript instead since you that's what you have. You can also ask from others what they used

bykebyke:
One does not need to consult an Oracle before you are identified as a Madridiot.

Which other specie on this earth can post a pic with a writing and cover that writing with a doodle?

dumbfück.

groundnutoil:
sorry about dat it was a mistake enjoy

feedthenation:
Every known armed robber(s) caught always have the same line of statement as if they have rehearsed it before they embarkment on any operation. It's always their first time...