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i will personally set fire on his office in Lagos. he shouldnt try it at all,

Oloshi Oloriburuku, Omo ale, omo irankiran,

i'd be waiting

lwkmd ;d ;d

i was reading a text from my phone and walking at the same time at the MM2. i bumped into a guy and i almost started running and when i looked up, it was Denrele. at that point i just had to hissed because i thought i had run into a really mad guy,

But to be sincere, i like the guy, he is so full of madness

wow
unbelievable

Dear Kunle,

Can you please help with this VIN. JHLRD788790042167

Thanks.

parislomo:
^^^ no mind me jare. na laf mode I de since morning!

In that case, may your laughter and joy never ceased o. Amen

5 years and heading to the altar

dont have an idea how i did it.

rasputinn:
Hey man,how many times do you want to be pampered.

As many times as possible. Didnt remember i had posted before.

parislomo:
lwkmd

Which laff wan kill u naw? u no like to be pampered?

tpiah:
^^i think you need to launch a campaign in your hometown (wherever that is) so people can stop carrying their babies on their backs.

Seriously, do you think she knows where she/he is from

A.s.s like that 

Am asthmatic and i have successfully suppressed it, the last time i had an attack was during harmattan last December. Two major things always trigger my asthma - alcohol and harmattan. i have successfully stay clear of all alcoholic drink (which was very very difficult) and try to be safe during harmattan.

Tell your friend to note the things that trigger the attacks and avoid them by all means, she will be fine.
She should always go around with her inhaler even to the toilet, i lost a friend in school because she was in the house opposite to ours and she had an attack, before she or anyone could get to the house, she collapsed and died. Since then, i take my inhaler even to the toilet or wherever i go to.

Sometimes it's embarrassing especially when people start looking at you or start saying; Eya, pele o you are asthmatic and they go on and on about their cousins, friends who are asthmatic and how dangerous it is blah blah blah but i dont mind what they say anymore

why are they frowning?

Alaba boys will soon pirate the CD/VCD, then they can purchase for as low as N100. Shikena

lizzybabe1:
1 hr 10 mins to go. The Lord will confuse Messi, Tevez, Milito etc. They won't know what they are doing again. Messi to score an own goal for Nigeria. LOL

AMEN! By fire by thunder by force (which one remain). lmbao,

LWKMD

chaircover:
^^^^ The groom is saying come on babe you are safe with me and the bride is looking back at her parents thinking mummy, daddy are you sure that kunle will look after me?

LWKMD

Hi Rasputinn. Mine is 27th 

Angry

how much is it?

Me we neva get money buy land for lagos, she na london i go kon go buy land

My friend says this in school instead of ITK. Add tot the list

NMSAP - Na Me Sabi Am Pass,

just2crystal@yahoo.ca

Agents in the house,

Please i need a standard 2 bedroom flat preferably in surulere (not aguda or kilo please), Yaba or Ogudu GRA. Please note that the environment must be neat, a little quiet,parking space, and water.

My budget is 400k and i can only inspect the house on saturdays, week days are out of it please,

More importantly i can't pay N2000 for everyone i meet o abeg!

Thanks

Just tell him the truth! if he drives you out, then that's the penance for your sins. You cant eat you cake and have it at the same time. Besides when you slept with your boss, why didnt you use any protection?

i tire o for you. I hope u have enuf money in your account becos am sure you know what ur husband will do.

A very neat 2bedrm setback in a newly renovated building, spacious compound, clean and secured neighbourhood@ Surulere
rent : 500k

Hi, where in Surulere and is it still available for inspection.

Thanks.

lysaa:
hehehe I dunneu I did some crazy things way back. U need to try some sometime too

lailai, no be me and u

lysaa:
i stole a stick of banger (firecracker) went into a closet, held it close to my face and lit it. .don't know what i was expecting but the explosion right in my face made me see tiny stars flying everywhere, gosh!. .it gave me headache, red eye was left with no option but to go str8 to bed that hot afternoon and slept for a long time.

Ode What were u thinking?

in as much as i dont want to wish people especially investors bad things, i quite agree with u. i was discussing this with a friend over the weekend and he totally disagree. Now that the Banks are going down with so much debt and debtors not paying back, some are already retrenching and cutting salaries. Sooner or later, it will affect the Property Market.

Hi Chaircover,

i promised to come last saturday but couldnt make it. i had to go to one impromtu wedding, the guy gave me IV abt 5months ago and i totally forgot, he called on friday to attend his bach eve. i'd let you know when next i'd come. Preferably, can you give me ur email?

How much

Hi Tomialph,

Where can i find the VIN number in the car and do you check VIN numbers for cars not advertised on Nairaland?

Thanks

This is really really sad. Most of the radio stations were playing his music last night and i was busy singing along not knowing the guy was dead until a friend called me around 10pm.

May his soul and all those departed rest in perfect peace. Amen

rickie4us:
mine means 'POT'

lmbao