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@nike4luv..aww thanks again

well i already have a set of lovely 8 year old twins(boys)so to complete the picture i want a pretty little healthy girl.but after i get married of course..

sorry i dont know whats wrong with my computer...
anyhoo...
he wrote lines upon lines of.."I WILL NEVER CALL MUMMY A BITCH OR FOOL TILL I DIE"
he had all HIS computer games seized,i grounded him for weeks....and i made him go back to the restaurant and apologise to the staff for causing a scene.CUS I DRAGGED HIM OUT OF THERE.lets just say now..he is all "mummy you so cool.pretty etc"

lines upon lines of

wow this is interesting as usual.
well as i have mentioned on other posts,i have two boys,twins aged 8.
and one day we were out,and i sat them down at the table and asked them what they wanted to eat for lunch.they both said cheeseburger(or so i thought).so i ordered came back with their meals,and then balthazar,the older twin,just screamed at me "BITCH I SAID I WANTED A BURGER WITH NO CHEESE..FOOL"..lets just say..im sure his ass still hurts from the spanking he got...and he wrote lines upon lines of

well it depends on the offence really i have a set of twins(boys) aged 8.and i noticed one responds to spanking while the other is more responsive towards words.
BUT i make it clear that because we live in a developed country doesnt mean i wont WHACK THEIR BOTTOMS WHEN NECESSARY.once both of them actually REPORTED me to their teachers in school.and guess what?i had effing social services,SHADOWING me to make sure i wasnt ABUSING my two brats.when i learnt what they had done..I WHACKED THEM SOME MORE and i taught them that because mummy feels the need to spank doesnt mean i hate them.
its important from a mothers view to let them understand why they are been punished.
but one language they BOTH UNDERSTAND is getting their computer games etc seized AND if we out in public,and they wanna act up,i just give them ONE HARD GLARE and they quit messing around. but all in all,kids will always be kids,but at the same time its essential to let them know who is boss.im not letting some 8 year olds control my life.

oohh..lets see..in my family one distinctive physical feature is our nose...we all have button noses..like kinda upturned but not totally so..something like victoria beckhams nose.
there are 5 girls and one boy and we all are blessed with double ds(get what i mean)EXCLUDING MY BROTHER OF COURSE.
but somehow..i failed to make the over 5 feet 9 height thing....I AM THE SHORTEST.at 5 feet 6 inches.
cerebral wise..we are all art inclined..when it comes to sciences..its a no-no..and i mean the WHOLE family..extended included

change my name ke?i SOO LOVE my names.
Awandurolorilerioluwa,Olaite, Eyimofe, Iremidesimininuola,Aoki,Yoshimi,Yainerisse AND TO TOP IT UP..MY ORIKI,,
ADUNNI...
kai..i love my folks

to quit smoking
to learn to express myself more positively instead of letting anger take control(spent too much on those bloody anger management classes)
to stop abusing ANY and EVERY thing i can lay my big mouth on.
to try and develop a love for GOD.
to stop beign such an ICE-B*&*H AS MY boyfriend puts it.

MY MOST EMBARRASSING DAY..damn...i was staying with my dad while he was recuperating from chemo,and well it had been a while since i had YOU KNOW...i was missing my boyfriend...so we decided to have some phone intimacy...anyhoo..we were in the middle of things and it had heated up real bad...and i was in the highs of ecstacy stark naked...rubbing myself and screaming..SPANK ME YOU son of a LovePeddler etc...my phone was on speaker to allow freedom of movement...i assumed daddy dearest was already in bed snoozing(LIKE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN)..SO I GOT TO THAT POINT and started screaming yes...yess..im coming..oh muthaf&*ker im coming...and just as i was hitting it...whose face did i notice by my door rushing in cus he was scared something was wrong YES..my dad..who had been calling for about 20 minutes..because he needed some tea..but when he didnt get a response..the poor bloke had to wheel himself to my end of the house and he heard his "LITTLE ANGEL"..screaming for some guy to spank her silly...
lets say it was a VEEEEEERRRRYYY quiet morning the next day at breakfast..i couldnt look my dad in the eye..WHY ..cus i had a bleeding Love Machine in me at the moment he walked in...damn...im sure that wasnt one of the things the doctor ordered for his recuperation...

@outkast..thanks

i wouldnt wanna be anything other than a nigerian.i am extremely multiracial(thanks to my mum)she is part cuban/irish and greek/japanese.but my dad is an OSHUN NINJA all the way..even though i have oriental eyes and very fair skin( .i still represent for naija every time)

i feel all what some have said..having lived in different countries all my life,i have come across classic cases of OMO SONU(lost kids)i remember when i was in boarding school in switzerland and i was in the same room with this half european half youruba girl with an ijinle name like IDERA..and i walked up to her and said "hello...you are nigerian arent you?the foolis girl said..with her nose upturned..erm no..im european..my dad is the african..and i quote on my life she said"the only africans i know are aggressive"..i was like WHAT?THAT INCLUDES YOUR DAD I GUESS?lets just say things were a bit frosty from then on.that was coming from a 13 year old girl..

its interesting how some people just feel because i am multiracial,i should be happy i have some sort of "other" escape from my africanness...my close-minded cousins have told me..."oh you so lucky d..at least you look like one of us.."and im like HELLOO..

i am soooo proud of my full african lips,my button nose,this hips that only a NAIJA chik can have,and that attitude in nigerians that only nigerians can understand(that i can take on the world attitude..) and not to mention my FULL MASS OF CURLY HAIR...these are things that remind me of who i am where im coming from..these are things my daddy left in me..my roots if i dare call it that....

i might hold an european passport but i still got my naija one..and its strictly for convenience purposes..

and if anyone asks me if im proud to be a nigerian...i say in my best warri imitation accent...I WANNA PROUD DIE??

i wouldnt wanna be anything other than a nigerian.i am extremely multiracial(thanks to my mum)she is part cuban/irish and greek/japanese.but my dad OSHUN NINJA all the way..even though i have oriental eyes and very fair skin( .i still represent

i beleive there is nothing wrong in getting tattoos as long as it represents something meaningful..
i have 6 tattoos.and each means something to me.i wouldnt wanna get something i will regret when im 40 or something.but the most special tattoo i got is my dads name on wings with his date of birth and day he died.that to me means the world and more.

ha..this is sooo like my turf...

i will try and represent for what i am..so here goes..

chauffer driven cars to the best schools
exotic and exquisite meals served on the finest china(by mummys cook of course)
3 foreign languages spoken fluently
finishing school in switzerland(DO NOT BE FOOLED BY MY OMOTA WAYS ON NAIRALAND)
piano and ballet lessons till i was 15
my first horse at the age of 8(daddy thought it would be a nice idea to integrate into the polo club posse)
clothes from the top fashion houses
clothes clean and sorted by the laundry man(bless mr.cornell)

SO I GUESS THAT MAKES ME AN AJEBORRA..HEE HEE HEE
but with all this dont try me o..i can whip up a plate of amala and efo riro at the drop of a dime....and most importantly with all this i can proudly say that im not a mummys girl or daddys little princess....i worked damn hard for where i am today and for everything i own..which beats all the borra in me....
SO YEAH I GUESS IM AN AJEBORRA...BUT I CAN KICK OFF MY MANOLOS AND DO AJEPAKO ANYTIME ANYDAY...

@cushman...thanks

my little bible that mummy gave me(if only she knew the bloody sinner that i am)
my visa and master cards
picture of all my family(mum,4 sisters and 1 brother)
my make-up bag
my mobile phone

i suggest you pay a visit to mountain of fire and miracles and get a deliverance session.blood is the strongest thing that can bind two people.im not gonna get on you and say WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO FOR A BLOOD COVENANT??ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?

;d

DIE KE?
IF NA JOKE STOP AM O..

OLORUN MAJE KA RI ISHE ESHU?(MAY GOD NOT LET US SEE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL)abeg o...i lof you i lof you does not mean i am gonna put my cute ass on the line o...ehn...
this has to be a joke.
just ask my friend who took a bullet in the eye for his ex girlfriend.yes..yess.i have come with my true life happenings..my friend the p*&*y whipped joker went to see his girlfriend at home in lagos.and robbers stormed into the house.and they wanted to taste miss thangs(i never liked her anyway)honeypot..thats how bazooka joe my friend decided that he would not let them touch his prized possesion..he caused a kerfuffle and the robbers got angry....gave him one in the eye....till tomorrow he is BLIND in one eye.....on top love he turned himself to ONE-SUNDAY..
and yes...shortly after..madam decided they werent right for themselves and dumped him....

the best gift i ever got is actually from my present boyfriend.i have always wanted to go to that 7 star hotel in dubai burj al arab.and well lets just say he made it come true on my birthday last year..we went away for a week..and he topped it up by buying the much sought after cartier watch i had been eyeing for ages...hee hee..and to say i had a fantastic time will be an understatement....i had flowers delivered everyday to me etc.it was such a good gesture not because of the price that might have been attached to it..but because he was obviously listening to me..and he knew what i wanted,,,,now THATS my kind of man...

from a lot that i have seen in my lifetime(and its been some years and a bit i tell you)
look around you...even marriages that parents."bless" so many break apart...
look within yourselves..is it what you really want?...can you face an "against all odds" kinda thing....
from my own point of view..the most important blessing is GODS blessing.
i know an old couple..she is white,he is black,she was disowned,he was "cursed" by his father(but remember curses causless shall not work or something of that nature)they both didnt kill anyone..they just fell in love....the oyinbo woman just spyed the bush man taking a leak near her fathers garden about 50 years ago in london...she ran up to him and insulted him..he looked at her like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANNOT PISS ON THIS GREEN LAND?"
they kept on arguing...then he got angry and he rode off on his bicycle...but something happened that day...he couldnt get her out of his mind...so guess what?he kept on lurking around that same garden..he finally saw her 4 days later..and she accepted to go on a date with him...in london at that time it was almost unheard of..but they risked it.... TWO weeks later they got married....exactly 50 years on they are still together....their grandchild is dating my best friends younger sister now...
everytime i hear a story similar to love across tribes/race/ethnicity..i remember them...and i know that with love..real true love..EVERYTHING will work...
and NO the curse didnt work...he is a leader in his field of practice in naija...she is a top n.g.o this and that..they have 5 beautiful healthy kids and numerous grandkids..and her parents never spoke to her till they both died..but guess what??THEY ARE THE LOSERS...they missed out on something so beautiful

well im nigerian and my boyfriend is irish..
when im feeling all loved up i call him "oyin" which means honey in my language...in fact i call him oyin most times..
but when he pisses me off i call him "apari oshi" which means silly bald man in my language..

and you all dont wanna know the names he calls me behind closed doors...DAMNNNN...but i know when he starts speaking mother tongue..IM DOING GOOD..

yes i remember my first kiss....it was with my ghanaian neighbour...(this kid was about 8.same age as me)and we were playing hide and seek....and for some perverted reason..he chose to HIDE in the same closet as me..and came to SEEK my lips..
i might have just been 8 but i no go lie it was sweet...so sweet that i tried to replicate it with my uncle..(i was not abused as a child o.)i willingly walked up to my uncle and told him that i wanted to do the thing "jerry rawlings" and i did..my uncle said what?and as i brought my face close to him and pointed my little ashawo lips to his..he gave me a fine slap....TWWAAAI..was the last i heard till i staggered on the floor...lets just say i had never done so much frog jumps in my life since that day..and for some strange reason..ghana boy never was allowed back into our house...and YESS...anytime i face a plate of kenkey and the sauce and fried fish..i think of my ghanaian loverkid....damn.....those were the days....

of course its okay..wheres the rule that says it isnt..but thats just my opinion

i am not sure if having hair that sticks out of the nostril is a physical feature..but i hate that thing with a passion...

beautiful..beautiful..dear naive beautiful..
so what?your boyfriend insulted you?did a cat cut your tongue?you couldnt insult him back?
i know some girls on here might think im crazy for what im about to say..but SO WHAT??if the guy has seen your honey pot and dipped in it a thousand times?didnt it go both ways?why should you feel down because he wants to lord it over you based on that fact??hello.....if you have seen mine i SURE AS HELL have seen yours...so move on....theres no big deal in that..lets face the facts and not come on here and be all sweet...fornication is a big part of a lot of relationships these days.....which means we see one anothers stuff..regularly..so which "should have been aborted before been born".product of a punctured condom will now come and shakara me?that he has seen me.and been there?. so because of that heaven should fall?satan should develop a conscience...?so what..PLEASE..he should go and eat COCKROACH droppings...move on with your life and quit spending any thoughts on the thing...whatever he conceives himself to be...foolis boy...onishekushe...at least you didnt beg him to call you..he did...you shakarad him which is what EVERY right thinking girl will do..it PAINED him and he took the common childish route men take...I SAW YOUR PANT IN THE PLAYGROUND ROUTE..what is he a retard? please get on with your life....

someone who has money today can lose it in the blink of an eye..and the other who hasnt got might make it big time.....but personally i honestly find it difficult to date someone who isnt at least COMFORTABLE....but to me a poor background doesnt make a man...a man might come from a dirt poor family but he might pull himself out of it...and someone might come from a rich family and just be collecting handouts from his family.....ask yourself...if this guy is given a million..will he multiply it drastically or spend it like it was going out of fashion....nothing beats a guy who has focus and knows where he is going. but at the same time..dating a guy who isnt rich doesnt mean he should now be a scrub o..as for me personally i am not picking up any mans bills.....unless he was caught in a situation..then ill help out.,,.but be rest assured once we get home..im locking his ass for my last dime...

i am so glad you got out of it.
men who beat up women need to be CAGED..not locked up but CAGED.like the animals that they are.
some of these men its deeply rooted in their childhoods.an e.g.my kid sister was dating this guy like 5 years ago...this guy comes from one of the FAMILIES in naija..(u know the type where you cant open citypeople or ovation without seeing them??)well he always beat my sister like 5 times a day at least..and i mean so bad that she started haviing more sunglasses than clothes in fact to cover her black eyes.everyone told her to leave the egbere alone..but no..my sister was in love.(so she thought)one day he came into our house in london to pick her up,and she wasnt ready..lets just say he got RAVING MENTAL..becos he told her 8pm.and she was still looking for which shoes to wear by the time he came.he rushed to her room,picked her up and threw her down the stairs.all the while screaming..b*&&h..when i say 8..i effing mean 8.trust oyinbo neighbours they called police...the guy was taken away...my sister was rushed to hospital..by the time i got home the house was a mess..glass everywhere etc..i was filled in on what happened...and when i saw the omo ale...i asked him WHY?guess what the didirin said?MY FATHER HAS BEEN BEATING MY MOTHER FOR THE PAST 35 YEARS AND SHE HASNT DIED..SO YOUR SISTER TOO CANT DIE...can you all imagine??so it was NORMAL to this looney..lets just say..no one told my sister again before she carried her two left legs and left him....GUESS what?just last week someone brought a copy of city people to my place in london...and who was there smiling like a prized goat?MR.IJAKUMO HIMSELF..yess people..his wedding featured on one of the top weddings of 2005...and i felt so sorry for the poor girl standing by his side smiling like YESS...this is my man...if only she knew...and dont tell me he has changed 6 girls he dated after my sister all RAN away for the same reason....and there in the magazine i saw his parents smiling....and something told me..mummy might have chopped some beating from daddy just before leaving home for the church.....VIOLENCE should not be condonned in any form.....