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LEARN TO SEE PEOPLE WITH YOUR HEART AND NOT THE EYES...
i have dated both races...BUT i prefer white guys.not for any negative reason against my black brothers...but my oyinbo ones understand me better..and more often than not.what you see is what you get.i just beleive love can be found in all races,ethnic groups or whatever.at the end of the day?isnt it just colour with a few spices of culture thrown in??...i love my vanilla anytime...

age has absolutely nothing to do with things..its only if the people involved make it an issue that it does become an issue.
personally..i find older men are just more refined...know what they want..and so many other things..but maybe i am just like that cus my boyfriend is exactly 20 years older than me...and beleive me.he is EVERYTHING i ever wanted..and he treats me like a precious gem(of course i still got my senses at alert..just in case of incasity)and yes in all honesty..most older guys are more comfortable etc....and i would be lying like a damn carpet if i said there arent perks of dating an older man...lets just say im from the school of thought that says why spend mine when i can spend yours??
and before anyone decides to jump at me on sugar daddy levels..i have a well paid job infact i have a fantastic job..that i got due to my skills.degrees etc.but dating older guy just means i pocket my money and do my own thing with it..and he sorts a hell of a lot out for me....i guess what works for A cannot work for B..my sister thinks its yucky dating anyone more than THREE years older...but thats because all she is thinking is the fact that his...erm erm might be all wrinkly and not be able to you know perform...but what the heck..im with a great guy...and he is just 20 years older...but so what?if you feel someone older..man woman or otherwise...?(??)go for it....

GIRLFRIEND...
what planet are you on??if you are feeling a guy..WHAT is stopping you from letting him know how you feel?girl...its better to try and fail than not try at all??always think whats the worst..the absolute worst that could happen?he would say NO?tell you to eff off?SO WHAT??no never killed anyone....basically..just go for it......if its meant to be it will be..and if not then you find someone else to love abi?dont worry....just sum up the courage and do it...

shebi you are in love ni..
okay you can buy her a custom made canary yellow diamond tennis bracelet ..hee heeh hee..
just messing around..
if you love her just do the simple things she can appreciate....get her a collection of her favourite romantic songs..or you can even make a collection of songs that speak what you feel...cards that let her know how you feel..get her something custom made..it doesnt have to be extra pricey(unless she is a long throat like me...)..my younger brothers girlfriend is a dj..so she loves her music...and he got her an ipod..with a love inscription engraved on the back of it.. lets just say she cherishes it much more than all the designer bags and shoes he spent his coins on.....find out what she likes then make a big deal out of it....

ICON...off guys ke?who died and made me mother teresa?my dear..life is too short..(very cliche but true)i have moved on...i try not to judge a whole nation by one bad character.but at the same time i dont take little things for granted.

CHILLIN....thanks girl..i got your mail but for some reason my darned system is taking forever to post a reply back to you,but will do so a.s.a.p..i just like to keep it real....glad you think on my wavelength..

of course i did all that..i would have done more in fact...trus??...i cant really say i trusted him 100%..but i mean he was a businessman always travelling..and i had my life to deal with in london and i couldnt go on all his trips with him......this is a guy with about 5 phones....i dont know the spirit that told me to check that one phone......
of course i went back another day to smash his car.

WHY CANT WE JUST TRY AND SAY IT AS IT IS?
MY DEAR..why the HECK why the FLIPPING f&*k should your boyfriend say i love you to ANOTHER girl ?is it his sister?or cousin?or mother?and besides did he ever say i love you to this female relations of his?my dear....grill his ass..i will tell you from my own persoanl experience...i saw documentary evidence with my STEWPID ass ex..yes...we went away for a romantic weekend..and while he was in teh shower..i did what any SMART naija chick will do...i checked his phone..and what did i see?4..FOUR..MERIN..text messages..to 4 different girls...saying i love you..one girl was in thailand..(a thai)another in nigeria,another in london from senegal...and the last a russian(i dont know who made him koffi annan un sec general)... my dears it was a posh hotel...but i said..no way...i refuse to be posh....so i went into the bathroom opened the door and told him to STEP out immediately....he was still posing..by the time i started to YELL the whole country down,he ran out NAKED in fact...and I BEAT him up..yes..he is 6 feet 2 and i am 5 feet 6...but i whacked his ass til he confessed...(dont mess with an angry babe)..BUT..there was still more to come..by this time hotel staff had started knocking on the door..for where..i told them to call police i just didnt care... looking further into his phone what did i find?54 xrated pictures of naked girls with the most irritating names..blessing..cocoma..sweetpea..CAN YOU IMAGINE..then the WORST.....looking further...i discovered..4 recordings on his phone of WOMEN pleasuring him in every way imaginable...AND one of the girls sucking his RICE D&*k was a girl he had sent an I LOVE YOU TEXT to.
beleive me....he left the hospital with 16 stitches.... a smashed car (which he just bought 3 days before)..and he hasnt been able to show his face in some social circles again...and of course i dumped his sorry butt
dont take anything for granted.. find out why he is saying i love..and KICK his ass if its for the wrong reason..
and i am not violent i swear...

NICEto someone who jilted you...DAMN...if i had my way..i would hang the muthaf&*^%r upside down by his balls and tweeze his pubes off one by one.....u know no torture is too mild for that kind of person...
NOBODY walking the surface of the earth has any right to jilt another....infact I WILL shepe for the guy till his last generation on this earth.....kai kai kai....JILT....has anyone been to yaba psychiatric hospital?when i was living in naija..i had to go there to see someone very close...and guess what?majority of the chicks there(and im talking correct babes)are there over MAN PALAVER.....and it wasnt my assumption...the doctor told me....once he did...i just said to myself..on top wetin?man?quick quick i broke up with the oloriburuku i was with then.who wanted me to have psycho because of him..and moved on...BELEIVE me..reading about jilting etc is easy..but experiencing it is a nightmare...and for the records I WASNT THE ONE WHO WAS IN YABA O...I SWEAR I JUST GO FISIT ONE DISTANT RELATION LIKE THAT....and why was she there?HER HUSBAND to be ran away just ONE day to the wedding.he told her he was going to pick his suit up from america...and till today we are still looking for him...he is about 6 feet 3 inches...skin colour like coffee beans..(shio..like cocoa beans)...yoruba..has a thick british accent..with a tattoo of a dagger on his left arm..so LADIES when you come across this SPUNKBAG......RUN RUN RUN..he is a jilter....(erm...jilter..is there a word like that)AND jilter if you are reading this...kai.....i suggest you go and wash your head in RIVER oshun...because the type of curses on your head.......pastor adeboye himsefl will think twice before agreeing to deliver your weak ass.....

her P*&&y her choice...if she feels its right to distribute it alla round to the ogas of the homes they act in..then so be it....but as we all know...in this world...KARMA....and besides while we at it??WHO the HECK is this INI?never heard of her o..its just gbeborun that made me comment....

This is one topic that has been bugging me for a while....
i honestly beleive that it is quite sad for two GROWN adults who just happen to be in more compact bodies to ALLOW themselves to be manipulated all in the name of acting??and making money.

to say that aki and pawpaw??right...are one of the most annoying actors i have ever come across is a gross understatement.
why would they for all the rice in china...allow themselves to be exploited in such ways?by beign given roles that should be reserved for boys half their age??
they are not dwarves...far from it.they are two confused adults who are now finding it very difficult to really know wether they are kids or otherwise....
nigerian actors need to be more assertive...
i mean would anyone give danny de vito the part of a kid?or joe pesci?all because they are vertically challenged? something tells me the directors dare not or else someone will get their b&lls kicked...
chinedu and osita...aki and pawpaw..wake up and smell the akara balls....you are just been exploited....your market will fade if these people feel you just arent cute enough anymore to fill the screens...
i laugh at the silliest jokes..but i need to be honest.....their lines,etc are so lame and tired..like..been there done that burnt the effing t-shirt.
something needs to be done..but unfortunately its not my duty to do it..left to me...i know what i would do........hee hee heee(very wicked laugh)

OKAY....ramsay has a head shaped like a fan...(i mean very wide,,)
desmond has a long head...like a rotten mango............
ramsay has kissable lips...
desmond has come and do eyes...(chei my pastor shouldnt see this o)

so i guess if you like a fan with kissable lips..(shock..horror)
or a rotten mango with come and do eyes.....hee hee(thats it i need deliverance)

this is unfair o....look at me dissing two unks(yess i deliberately left out the h)

for me they both dont tickle my fancy......

THEY WILL START TO FLOW...WHEN THEY START CHOOSING MOSLEM POPES....=NEVER.

i saw hotel rwanda here in london with my boyfriend who is a foreigner and some of his clan members.................lets just say there was no dry eye in the audience that day.my oyinbo boyfriend that can like to pose and do hard man...chei..hotel rwanda floored him...infact he was wailing like a baby....that has to be one of the saddest movies i have ever seen.shame those that could have done something to help out when the whole genocide thing was breaking out were too busy worrying about the fact that those they were to help "were not just n*&&*rs but africans"....what a shame.... but there is a GOD.

i feel you all on this topic.
my sister who i share a flat with is forever dissing my ass for watching as she calls it "those fake retards".all because i watch naija movies.....but her personal grouse is the fact that this so called "americanas" cannot fake an accent to save their lives.i mean how riduculous is that?i beleive if you are giving me a naija movie with a so called americana in it..sure as hell get the real deal or cut out the trashy accent bits out of it.its like this directors feel that doing that is going to impress the viewers,,im like HELLOOO....not all your audience happen to be residents of villages in naija where anything that has MEN MEN in it will impress them...LOL...even the so called top of the range actors/tresses...CANNOT PUT ON AN ACCENT AMERICAN,BRITISH OR WHATEVER ELSE...they do naija accents well and they should stick to it.....and i could name some culprits....RAMSAY NOUAH...i have no idea who lies to him that he has the patent on accents...brotherman LOSE THE ACCENT...