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MOI?i never lie..i just TWIST the truth to erm erm...suit my situation.

wow..this is hard..but im naija now...there is no such thing as space for one person in cars o...
perfect partner should forget it....he can live to see another day with me....i will tell the friend who saved my life to LAP the old lady about to die.chikena...

in my opinion,i dont think students on campuses should live together.whats the point?more often than not,no matter how in love you guys are, living in one anothers pocket all the time will get tiring.and from what i know it presents problems on both sides,from the guy its a case of well..WHY BUY THE COW WHEN YOU CAN GET THE MILK FOR FREE?and for the girl..more often than not,she will beleive the guy kinda ows her something as her status of MORE THAN A GIRLFRIEND LESS THAN A WIFE STATUS.and heaven forbid something goes wrong..i dont know,ive just seen too many campus mr and mrs situations end in disaster.its better to take things easy,enjoy the moment,yeah spend some weekends together..AND BELEIVE ME..IF I AS A WOMAN TELL MY MAN THAT I THINK WE SHOULD MOVE IN TOGETHER ON CAMPUS...NA LIE..ITS NOT BECAUSE LOVE IS SHACKING ME..ITS BECAUSE I WANNA CLOSE MARK HIM...but hey..thats my opinion...

i would want to die peacefully with my two precious sons and their wives and kids around me,and of course if im married by then,(BY THE GRACE OF GOD),with my husband around too..wait oh,,,,wat type of rubbish am i talking??erm...do i wanna die before my husband to be or after?kai..this is hard o.. anyhoo..i just wanna die peacefully with my loved ones surrounding me.no pain,terminal illness or accidents.

ILL BE 29 IN APRIL....

yeah people do eat octopus..and for some reason..few people apart from my mum like it

personally..MR.BIGGS does it for me..anytime im in naija..i cant do without eating it especially the meatpies...and when im coming back thats the only food i eat on the plane....i eat meatpie,sausage, rice,and everything that will last me for the flight....i love MR.BIGGS

my favourite restaurant is TRADER VICS at the hilton hotel in london.the food there is just superb.
for chinese i love MR.CHOW
italian i love LA BARCA
for japanese i love BENIHANA(for some reason the one in the states is the best)
for nigerian i love ANGIES..
i know i want it all....ojukokoro

Octopus. Tasted to me like <snip>

MY BESTEST BUKA experience was when i went to see my cousins in ile-ife and we went to this shacked up shack called IGBEYIN-ADUN??...the food was heavenly....the pounded yam was so perfect and the snailskai,,the size of my left tit..HUGE...and guess what?the guy serving the stew gave me extra meat because he said im a fine oyinbo gayl(he almost wet his pant when i said.eyan mi ni e meaning you are my person)....but you should have seen the mamas face who owned the place..her eye strrroong....i heard she doesnt joke with money..wetin concern me..i whacked the meat...and washed my hand in this huge basia of omi ishanwo.....

is she having an affair?
is the pope catholic??

g-strings anytime..the sexier and flimsier the better...

I LIKE THIS..
well i met my boyfriend in a kinda funny/fate way..
i was driving in rush hour traffic here in london and was rushing to catch up to some ass licking session my company was organising in a hotel in the west end.and right next to me was this man,making faces at me through his crash helmet..i kept giving him the middle finger cus I HATE GUYS WINKING at me.but it was like he was motivated and continued.i was so pissed and he was riding a bike and i thought..SHIO see this one in his glorified ke ke..trying to step to me in my convertible...and for some weird reason..he kept on following me..even disrupting traffic just to be in my lane...anyhoo i got to the dorchester hotel,and once i stepped out of my car I WAS GLAD the weirdo was nowhere to be found.i rushed in to the bar met my friends from work and told them my little adventure with the weirdo on a bike.then i saw the weirdo in the hotel mingling..i was like who invited this egbere(bush baby) to our event?me and my friends/colleagues spent ages tearing him apart..look at him he is bald..what kind of person wears bike gear to a top function at the dorchester?etc

anyhoo about 30 minutes later after everyone had mingled,we were to be introduced to the MAIN MAN whose ass we were supposed to lick seriously....YEAH GUYS IT TURNED OUT TO BE MR.BIKE WEIRDO.

to say i was gobsmacked would be an understatement.anyhoo we were introduced...and as the head of the team..i had to be the one to lick his ass to give us the contract...LATER HE TOLD ME THERE IS A GOD..hours before i was giving him the middle finger and hours later i had to sell an idea to him.

well lets just say three years later..we are still together.....and yeah he is still a bike freak.

the only card i like is the AMERICAN EXPRESS BLACK HEAD-CENTURION OF COURSE,,HA

considering the fact that you were ill,maybe he should have stayed with you,but if its nothing life threatening he can go off and have some fun without you.my partner suffers from a rare condition,which totally leaves him wasted atimes..like he cant even get out of bed...but hey..if its a friday and i gotta hit the town to shake my booty and have fun....i plant a kiss on his cheeks and scoot off to have my fun without him.

@jalal..nah i just pick bits and pieces cus its my partners language..but i know some very COLORFUL words though...

ta gra agam duit
gaelic for I LOVE YOU..

anytime anyday...ROBERT DE-NIRO OR AL PACINO DO IT FOR ME....its just that whole gangsterish thing that does it for me.....

i regret ever trying nose candy....it was easy to have said no and walked away...but wrong crowd etc.it cost me a year in rehab...a year away from my lovely babies..but i got hooked..even stealing from my dad(the number 1 bloke in my life) to feed the habit..lost my job...cus i was caught "powdering my nose" before an important venture capital presentation...i hit rock bottom...but hey im glad i cleaned up...havent touched the stuff in 7 years...and have an even better job....SAY NO TO NOSE CANDY.

i contemplated suicide about 9 years ago when i was pregnant with my twins.their dad had just had a skiing accident and he was in intensive care unit..i was 2 months pregnant...and he died...we were'nt talking when he diied..i couldnt forgive myself....i just wanted to or more like NEEDED to end it all...so i slashed my wrist and OD'D...i was in icu for 8 weeks...up until my fourth month of pregnancy...and i swear...TWICE i slipped into the other side...and TWICE i saw my late ex just tell me it wasnt time that i had unfinished business left....and im glad i didnt die. today i have two lovely sons,balthazar and jared...and i really dont know how i would have lived with myself wherever i might have ended up if i had known that this beautiful life with them was what i would have missed.

@debanjee..thanks..

chanel no 5 ANYTIME...CLASSIC

right now im wearing a pair of rock and republic jeans,yellow tod shoes,yellow and brown SCOOBY DOO I LOVE YOU(VINTAGE OF COURSE) top,and of course i got my chocolate brown gucci jacket and missoni scarf..with my gucci tote by my feet..(ha..im a label LovePeddler..I KNOW)

i would right EVERY wrong.