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abi na u be d leader of does terrorise? una no dey watch american flims?, :-(

guyz which topic una don c 4 nairaland wey make sence, abeg no let make i vexs, abeg i dey church

@Poster u get talent in talking, we get work 4 u , Can u talk 2 militans on 9ja behalf?, hmmmm

na wa oo, wetin una wan under? na me be una teacher?, abeg go and meet ur felow student 2 explain better jara,

U na ÓPÀ back dey worry u,, U sure say u dey do well 4 bed so?, ok give me ur girlfriend/wife number i wan confirm.

In 9ja we don't hav D FBI OR MI6 2 solve our problem, but we hav ghost security forces who can kill more than earth QK

D1KeleVra:
stay in kwara. . . great kwarshikor

u'd be surprised what an ex-con like studio fit do

WAKA

Within 24hrs some unidentified  terrorise attack six country listed below
USA, ENGLAND, ITALY, RUSSIA, GERMAN AND NIGERIA

But with the help of their security forces, the outcome of the attack were as fellows

COUNTY                           SECURITY FORCES          LIFESAVE   DEATH    HOPITALIES

USA                                       CIA/FBI                         1000          1               49

ENDLANG                              MI5/MI6                         1000          2               48

ITALY                                 SERVIZO SEGRETO           1000          3              47

RUSSIA                                 KGB                               1000          4              46

GERMAN                              STA SI                             1000          5              45

NIGERIA        BAKASI BOYS/OPC/ARA WA/MEND/JTF/    0           1000           50
                      NPF/NAF/NIGERIA ARMY ETC


WERE ARE WE HEADING TO?

mak

I feel im getting 2 old 4 dis kind talk , :-) abi , my mate don dey get 5 pikin y i still dey here dey beg, :-(

:-) lol

@BEN go inside now!!! ur play don 2 much

no wahala, he go get remote control now abi.

do u know dat bolli now goes 4 200 per one, dat is d fact

u get talent, kepit up0000

sylve11:
I beg oooooo, i nor go fit tie nylon for mouth kiss Abbeby oooo

Pharoh:
I beg oo i no fit use my nose interpret the meaning of this anti virus oooo

i know say na me infect una with dis virus, the good news is that, it can be cured
But on one condition,

Dr Sidodo:
i beg oooooooooooo i no go fit use coffin hawk oranges oooooooooo
jst as i no go fit pound yam inside well

c wahala



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Abbey_city:
lol c teeth. wicked fellow 

judge not, uncle judge
love urself

wetin i want talk again i don warn una ooooooo

i don come back oooooooooooooo, if u want run now run oooooooooooooo, b cos ,,,i go mas

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]The Chicken Cross the Road because of 44 [/size]

wtz 44 ?

Why does the chinken cross the road, i had this Q when i was still 3month old and i didn't hav answers then i do now,

ANSWERS

1. the chicken don see say DEC don dey reach
or if the chicken see another chick, e go want show n-talent

@post , i had dey were on painkillers after the match, na true?
GunnerS

parki:
watch this space

space station or planet, abeg i no go fit drink mountain dew, jus becos i want sleep with my wife,

u knw say if u drink am u go do de dew

@pat, i had dat your team(gunners), they were all on painkillers yesterday is dat true?

@ post, it's possible, only dat my kid sister will not allow me

@gab, were are you iya?
are u hidding or wat?

i hav been looking all over 4u

@pat,,,,,,,, plz nowwwww


are u playing hard 2 get now

@pat, i tink we should meet

wetin com bi the wahala 4 der

Ben-10:
swear say u get

i bind and bundle u with chiken blood,

if u want i go donate for you,

abeg i need an advice ,

de tin be say i don dey shit tu much nowadays, and the true be say i go eat chiken wey don get koli (advance lang. BIRD FLU),  any how u call am,

abeg i want stop the shit,  how i go take do am

_{he ran outside straight to the toilet,   peppppeeeeeeeeeeepappapapappapappappapapppappaappappappa}

abegooooooooooooo.i no go fit use my sprem do salad cream, hummmm