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Eyahhh all these babes dey vex because no be them  . . una fit stil try taribo west and c if he is currently available

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so una wan tell me sey if babe don dey clock 30, una mehn no go advise make up?

Please i dont blive in natural beauty. . . . all of una dey talk 'i like natural beauty, natural beauty' na him mk me go follow them go dey talk am too, say me sef love natural beauty until i go jam this babe wit very bad facecap last week, till today na so so nightmare i still dey get.

abeg artificial is very ok, botox very good, foam in breast make so much sense, extra ynash very very ok. . .  una can neva lack men with all these make up

for all my wowos abeg do not listen to ppl saying natural beauty is the best o! please add plenty foundation before una comot from house

all these boys for here wey dey claim natural, na them still dey talk if dem get babe like nicki minaj wit that ynash sey dem go tear pieces,

infact to say the truth be sey my wife must do plastic surgery like nicki if she no sey she no want make i look anoda woman #simple

Abegi make we hear word!

All join, even if them like make dem put foam for breast, if it is looking nice omo i am there.

@chiomaj chai see gbagaun , mehn i no blame the boy,

wey ben10 dey? tell him i am back. , . . the guy don ban ban me him don tire,

my pipo i hail o, e don tey, i see u studio weyrey

simple . . . . . because 97% of our leaders are illiterates and when you have that vast amount in power then economic environment should be the way it is there.

@mobo
no mind all these naija gals, dem don even begin dey tax person already and xmas never reach sef

but make dem no worry, i don discover sey adult stores dey do better sales for xmas and na there

i go shop give them. yeye pple

Go to your Ex for what?
Abegi The guy time don expire o jare, but you can consider me or mr cork but he comes second because of his previous relationshipsssss they all havent ended well

before i forget, i am very hand some, u know na

and (physical fitness na 100%) just one night and you go delete the guy

what a thread for kids

y'all should forget this pastors and stop celebrating them like they are celebrities for christ sake
they are not, use ur heads and know what is right from wrong and stop asking for irrelevant opinions on some bullshit you already know the answer to
their business should end in the church and you guys should get back to your lives
any pastor asking for more or money is a fraud, for a private jet is a thief and only trying to live above his means



you guys need to get a life for yourselves and stop letting another live their dreams off you guys

prayer isnt the problem in nigeria because you guys have more than enuf

when your country is doing so poorly then nothing justifies ur sitting in church for countless hours
hoping God does a miracle or magic to change the circumstances of pple living in it


the more important question you should be asking is have u gotten up ur lazy butts from
watching championships, drinking, and doing irrelevant things and put your selves to good constructive uses.

you guys should encourage hardwork and stop looking for the lazy way out.

My country people are the dumbest people in the world, i wish they could publish that stuff because while other countries
are chalking out irrelevant laws my people r busy including some stupid ones that are so unheard off

poster

i still respect the crackhead whores in london. . . . those r d cheapest pu$$ies mate.(you dnt need to chat, all u nid is weed and u r gud)

3 crack head whores on my meat with a perfect nite with them two

damn it was good

Damn i look good, . . . . . . . . . .

Good Boy

Yea they got a price and it belongs to the highest bidder at the time

35pounds chicken change hahaha! man at a time that money go feed me comfortably for 2weeks o na im person go collect from my hand just to use braid hair. #onlynaijababe

@ mr cork u missed this out
a guy sort of likes a girl who is independent not those dependant citizens.

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=533347.msg6961489#msg6961489 date=1287361554]I touched a nerve, didn't I? I expected that you, like any other brainless weakling, would get agitated, but I never thought that you would go on a tirade of incoherent and insipid insults. It is not unexpected that someone with your written skills would claim to sit down with company executives; I hope you are not confusing your imagination with reality. How you manage to attract even the dumbest woman is beyond my comprehension? There was never a time in my life that I had read a post this bad and I wrongly assumed that people with your 'skills' were non-existent but I thank you for erasing any iota of doubt I might have had.

I am nothing like you. You feel the need to insult women because of your unfortunate and subjective experiences, but with the way your blood pressure rose, I see that you know how to dish it, but do not know how to take it. Ergo, you are a complete weakling! Following your line of reasoning which concluded that I was trying to impress by insulting you, one can easily see that you lack self-esteem, that you are cynical, and that you will interpret others' actions as negative. This is not a matter of being intellectually superior, for how can the crippled claim to be a better runner than he with healthy legs? You lack the basic reasoning faculty to orderly gather your thoughts and present them as a coherent unit that normal humans could analyze and critique.



I doubt that you are a Nigerian. We are not quintessential dummies nor are we dickless weaklings!
[/quote]dude you r so easy for me to ignore and sorry mate but we aint equal, so just jug on.
take your eassy writing, google turnitin and submit, u should av your paper assessed and your grade shud be up in minutes.

quickly fast forwarding your whole sh#t

i touched a nerve. . . . ,  . .  you wish u did
tirade of incoherent insults. . . . atleast u knew they were insults and so i am glad
i attract irresponsible women. . . . . . good mate and i need more please.
i am nothing like you. . . . . .  foolish kid


like some person said they aint here to read an online book (bloody hilarious)
mate it is chat room and could care less is my writtens connect or r coherent.
next time u see me post up, ignore, jug on mate and i blive that shudnt be too hard for u to understand.

people want to express themselves here, no matter hw little dey can contribute, omo if u dont like it then pass, if e swit u then reply.

i no sabi as dat one take turn case for some people. if una wan impress woman then go dating site, plenty dey.(we av e-harmony, badoo etc incase u dont knw then)

for omo to dun so own case be say 'i am too intelligent to mingle with common brain', too intelligent na him u never receive any national award make we forget international cos that is way beyond your line of vision

dey talk like say u be important person. mumu!

sleek1chic i knw say u be area gal, less privileged pikin, and i can tell u r @ work now let me hear u refer to me again and u will tell explain if na me do make your business no dey sell for here. mumu because u hear online, u don come make u see if market go sell for nairaland.

abeg my sister jump and pass, these folks av been askin for it all week.

just cant stand hypocrites.
(nigerians r made up of alot, u think u r better than the next man but seriously u aint and not even a mile close)

HAHAHAHAA! i swear i av tried to be civil to people on this thread for the past weeks but seriously r u pants just taking a piss.
so you effing dumb piece of sh#t, u fink you r some nutty professor with advanced degree in physics and intellectually above the reasoning of the average individual here in nairaland. what a fu#ckn retard. i swear you r an effing ba#tard to av called me names and so is your sister sleek1chic. you two r just an effing result of gangbanged parents. bloody piece of sh#t.

you dumb fu#k speak of "intelligence" when you av none,(if u r so smart then probably define intelligence?) you  dare open your mouth and call people semi illiterate, bla bla bla, ' I NEED A THREAD THAT I WILL SHOW PEOPLE I AM SMART' b#tch shut up, why dont u start writing up equations so i knw u r smart. infact when i read your post i know its either u r still studying for a
degree, an msc or not even in skool probably waiting on your jamb or waec result. foolish kid (point i am way pass that and i will gladly give u my id on twitter or fb to check up on me.)

you claim to av advanced wisdom,  if i may ask u av advance skills and wisdom in what you piece of sh#t. bloody cu#t, you all piss me the bleep off,
you probably r on facebuk and twitter and you r there to unwind and so get this nairaland is the same you dumb fu#k or did anyone tell u that this place was a lecture room.

if you undastnd the subject in a thread and av something to say then say it, nobody is stopping from expressing yourself  but u see that is
a problem you av, inferiority complex so you cant say sh#t.
you hypocrites mentally depress me.

you come on nairaland and chat sh#t like we r suppose to blive y'all are so good.
i deal with sh#t everyday and i encounter sh#t regularly, i can share whatever i want to and why should i be subject to qstn from you maggots
or even more advanced mentally to start with.
(i sit with company executive after a stressfl day and we all take pints of beer and chill n relax, so what/who d fu#k r u  batty boy, wa#ker

you  should say sh#t and stop worrying about the next person, for damn sake he doesnt put sh#t on your table or pay your bills.

if you want to attract a woman then go on a dating website, u get loads of them there and there u can lie all the fu#k u want.
also u sh#t head, if you r tryn to attract a woman, the best way is be ursef and express ursef the way u do, u cant get everyone to like you but
whoever likes then likes your personality and for being what u r. , u lots just get it twisted all the time.

but you see that is the classic case of a typical nigerian.
y'all think you r better than the next man when in reality u aint close.

so omo to dun and sleek1chic the next time you want to relate with me then u better be humble