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Family / Pls Help:my Married Ex Is Asking Me Out. by Paschal55(m): 2:50pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
We came from the same town,but different villages,started dating her when I was in JSS3 and she was in jss2 then,Love her so much but I don't know what to do because she got married to my brother(Same kindred and he's a Soldier)but what baffles me is that she never seized to call me,text and reminds me of the old memory we shared together,(way back then she used to tell me she can't live or breath,nor marry if not me#LOL#)i don't know what to do now because I don't know how to avoid her,should I avoid traveling home for Xmas or ignore her in order to avert this looming temptation? please old timers in the house,some of you have been in this kind of dilemma, how did u get over it? (Note:am 21 and a 200L student whilst she's 19+ a 100Lstudent)Thanks. |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Suspect Arrested In Lagos (Photo) by Paschal55(m): 9:19am On Sep 23, 2015 |
Dindondin:Same sh*t we have been saying but it keeps happening... Pray for a better Nigeria. thanks. |
Nairaland / General / Niger Babes And Their Over Sabi Altitude by Paschal55(m): 8:12am On Sep 23, 2015 |
NIGERIAN BABES AND THEIR OVER-
SABI
ATTITUDE IN PUBLIC PLACES!!!
READ ON JARE!!!
1. Halima says....Waiter, please, I
like my SALAD very hot, also, can I
have 2 bottles of
SHAWARMA.
...
2. Nneka says.....Ore mi give me
your PIN let
me call you.
3. Mabel says.... I'm so tired; I just
made my hair in Shop-rite today
4. Rejoice...more replies......Re ally??
I want to
spend my summer in London this
Christmas
period.
5. Cynthia explains....... I just bought
my
BlackBerry (BB) but I haven’t
collected the PIN.
6. Ronke brags......Wen I'm flyin, I
always like d
window seat cos I open it for
fresh air.
7. Tade says...... I prefer London 2
UK during winter.
8. Fatima says.......Hmmm , u can’t
even imagine,
I just bought a G-String, and the
thing I like
most about it is the double back
pockets
9. Abbey orders.... Please if you
don’t have
meat pie, doughnuts or scotch
egg, just give
me snacks.
10. Amaka laments.....in our
house eh, we use to have 3 swimming
pools, until
armed robbers stole one |
Politics / Re: Saraki Arrives CCT -live On Tvc by Paschal55(m): 10:21am On Sep 22, 2015 |
Can't see it on my TVC channel o!... |
Nairaland / General / Hilarious :how To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerians by Paschal55(m): 9:36pm On Sep 21, 2015 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”
.
.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
.
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat own with yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mom send it 2 ten pple if u love ur mom |
Crime / Re: How I Killed A Man, Kept His Flesh For Sale —Suspected Ritualist (Pictured) by Paschal55(m): 4:03pm On Sep 21, 2015 |
Ucheosefoh:Even though I no check d name, but I sabi say nah dem#Yolunmbaaaz# 3 Likes |
Food / Re: NAFDAC Issues Alert On The Presence Of Contaminated Nestle Maggi Noodles by Paschal55(m): 3:30pm On Sep 21, 2015 |
uselessgoat:Onyeara # |
Politics / Re: British Passport Linked To Saraki Forged – UK Authority by Paschal55(m): 8:51am On Sep 21, 2015 |
Baba the corruption you are fighting is there in your government and you ain't doing anything about it! #Lie smell fishy something # |
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Delayed From Landing By Patience Jonathan - Stella Dimokokorkus by Paschal55(m): 8:45am On Sep 21, 2015 |
People dey lie sha! #Lie Muhammad! |
Crime / Re: Brother And Friends Rape 12 Year Girl For 4 Years (Photo) by Paschal55(m): 5:08pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
How do u want then to behave, it doesn't baffle me anymore when I hear stories like this emanating from the northern part,Perhaps most of them were given birth by rape! |
Nairaland / General / Happy New Month by Paschal55(m): 6:36am On Sep 01, 2015 |
this is the opening day of the new month
And it preserve be a new create of your life as
well.
Take a lengthy breathing and begin
Going advance towards your purpose.
Best of good fortune
Happy New Month.! |
Politics / Re: Anti-corruption War Is Non-negotiable, Buhari Replies Jonathan’s Ministers by Paschal55(m): 8:28am On Aug 31, 2015 |
Please can someone remind this man of his campaign promisesBuhari just Killed Another 68 souls... I weep for the name"NIGERIA # |
Politics / Re: Anti-corruption War Is Non-negotiable, Buhari Replies Jonathan’s Ministers by Paschal55(m): 8:26am On Aug 31, 2015 |
"We (Bokoharam) are winning the war" - Buhari
"I will defeat bokoharam in two weeks" - Buhari
"Jonathan is hindering me from fulfilling my
campaign promises" - Buhari |
Nairaland / General / Is Sanitation Going On In Your Area Now? by Paschal55(m): 9:07am On Aug 29, 2015 |
Is Sanitation going on in your area presently?,They have cancelled that of Kaduna state. |
Politics / Re: Keyamo Blasts Politicians Against Buhari's Appointments Pattern by Paschal55(m): 9:11pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
I JUST FALL INSIDE LOVE WITH LADY"F" now!!! |
Politics / Re: A Dangerous Trip To Maiduguri On A Relief Mission with Pictures-Femi Owolabi by Paschal55(m): 3:40pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
I love this men.#May God grant him safe return ,and to the IDPs,father give them the fortitude to bear this great misfortune, Amen! |
Romance / Re: Actress Adediwura Gold: I Once Had "Quickie" In Car by Paschal55(m): 1:16pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Which film did u partake in??haven't seem her in nollywood before . |
Crime / Re: Landlord Sets Tenant Ablaze In Lagos (Pictured) by Paschal55(m): 7:48am On Aug 26, 2015 |
I weep for Nigeria, no hope for the common man! 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Bus Hits & Kills Some Cows In Delta State (Photos) by Paschal55(m): 6:38am On Aug 26, 2015 |
that's what u get when you refused to hid advice...Cattle's are meant to be reared in the bush and not on the High way!#Nigeria!////Zoo republic indeed |
Family / Re: Soldier Catches Wife With Another Man, Parades Them Both Naked In Public. Photos by Paschal55(m): 11:27pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
Pipul no get conscience oh!,so im dey Sambisa dey Battle em u dey house dey chop oga's fud,u go hearam today!#Carry ur cross nigo# 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: New List Of Songs Banned By NBC - Includes Olamide's Shakitibobo by Paschal55(m): 10:02am On Aug 19, 2015 |
Music wey we don watch n listen to finish naim una dey make all dis noise#toolate# |
Education / Re: Another Missing Person; UNILAG Diploma Female Student (images Below) by Paschal55(m): 7:35am On Aug 18, 2015 |
I pray she will be found safe and sound Amen!#but she's not 18years. |
Crime / Re: One Stabbed To Death As Cult Members Clash Over Red Socks (Pictured) by Paschal55(m): 2:32pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
While there mates are hustling and making cool Cash!...mtcheew!...my crying goes out to all the Chelsea fans for the Match yesterday . |
Nairaland / General / Is She Real Or One Of Them? by Paschal55(m): 7:09am On Aug 15, 2015 |
Hello fellow naira landers,I came across this girl's friend request to me on FB,I accepted her,not long we started chatting and the next thing she did was sending her Email to me,asked me to email her that she's got a lot to tell me,that I did and this is her reply. My Dear, How are you today?. I believe that you are doing well. I am more than happy to read your mail today. But am very sorry if i wrong you by doing that which i did,am very sorry for the way i approach you with my mail. My dear like i told you in my first mail, my name is, VIVIAN ASSETOU TOURE KIGBAFORI from Ivory coast in west Africa presently i am residing in a church here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was in my country, i am 24 years old girl 5'8" tall. My father Dr ASSETOU TOURE KIGBAFORI was the personal adviser to the former head of state(Dr Laurent Gbagbo ) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed him alongside with my mother It is only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am living now. Please I will like to know more,about you. Your likes and dislikes and what you are doing presently. I have a lot to tell you more about myself in my next mail. think about me i adore you Attached here is also my email address. i will like you to send to me your own picture in your next mail Waiting for your reply. Miss Vivian.She went further in sending me some of her pictures. So my question is this,is she real or one of them? please kindly reply wit politeness. thanks and have a fun filled day. #Lalasticala# please do the needful! |
Car Talk / Re: Check Out These 1 Lamborghini And 2 Ferrari In The Same Compound by Paschal55(m): 7:09am On Aug 14, 2015 |
gidjah:Bro wen u get d money in abundant, gat lot's of investments shattered all over d country,believe u,u won't reason like this anymore 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Lagos 2015 Releases Stunning New Photos by Paschal55(m): 4:44pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
C her flat nose like MINE MANA... |
Politics / Re: Policeman Drags Suspect Along The Road In The Name Of Arrest (Photo) by Paschal55(m): 8:38am On Aug 03, 2015 |
When I address NIGERIA as a ZOO now,some E-rat will b ready to devour me,but even as that I still call it a #ZOO# where everything is possible. |
Politics / Re: Spot The Difference Between GEJ And PMB Service Chiefs by Paschal55(m): 2:04pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Feranmicharles:Bro your very observant. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: So The Lady That Accused Timaya Of Raping Her Is Even A Mum Of 3? (see Receipts) by Paschal55(m): 10:33am On Jul 29, 2015 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]#OBSERVATION#diz gal is very ugly o! |
Politics / Re: Obiano Visits Houses Destroyed By Flood In The Rain (Photos) by Paschal55(m): 12:58am On Jul 28, 2015 |
vicadex07:Must you expose the level if your stupidity wherever you go? |
Celebrities / Re: NDA Comes For Rapper MI And Charass For Wearing Camo (Photo) by Paschal55(m): 12:36am On Jul 28, 2015 |
I will comment when the Arms of Bar Prevailed! |
Politics / Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by Paschal55(m): 8:52pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
That's the standard@i rep MAN-ORON! |
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