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Family / Pls Help:my Married Ex Is Asking Me Out. by Paschal55(m): 2:50pm On Sep 28, 2015
We came from the same town,but different villages,started dating her when I was in JSS3 and she was in jss2 then,Love her so much but I don't know what to do because she got married to my brother(Same kindred and he's a Soldier)but what baffles me is that she never seized to call me,text and reminds me of the old memory we shared together,(way back then she used to tell me she can't live or breath,nor marry if not me#LOL#)i don't know what to do now because I don't know how to avoid her,should I avoid traveling home for Xmas or ignore her in order to avert this looming temptation? please old timers in the house,some of you have been in this kind of dilemma, how did u get over it?
(Note:am 21 and a 200L student whilst she's 19+ a 100Lstudent)Thanks.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Suspect Arrested In Lagos (Photo) by Paschal55(m): 9:19am On Sep 23, 2015
Dindondin:
The day this people bomb anywhere in Lagos, it ll be tough for Nigeria
Same sh*t we have been saying but it keeps happening... Pray for a better Nigeria. thanks.
Nairaland / General / Niger Babes And Their Over Sabi Altitude by Paschal55(m): 8:12am On Sep 23, 2015
NIGERIAN BABES AND THEIR OVER- SABI ATTITUDE IN PUBLIC PLACES!!! READ ON JARE!!! 1. Halima says....Waiter, please, I like my SALAD very hot, also, can I have 2 bottles of SHAWARMA. ... 2. Nneka says.....Ore mi give me your PIN let me call you. 3. Mabel says.... I'm so tired; I just made my hair in Shop-rite today 4. Rejoice...more replies......Re ally?? I want to spend my summer in London this Christmas period. 5. Cynthia explains....... I just bought my BlackBerry (BB) but I haven’t collected the PIN. 6. Ronke brags......Wen I'm flyin, I always like d window seat cos I open it for fresh air. 7. Tade says...... I prefer London 2 UK during winter. 8. Fatima says.......Hmmm , u can’t even imagine, I just bought a G-String, and the thing I like most about it is the double back pockets 9. Abbey orders.... Please if you don’t have meat pie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks. 10. Amaka laments.....in our house eh, we use to have 3 swimming pools, until armed robbers stole one
Politics / Re: Saraki Arrives CCT -live On Tvc by Paschal55(m): 10:21am On Sep 22, 2015
Can't see it on my TVC channel o!...
Nairaland / General / Hilarious :how To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerians by Paschal55(m): 9:36pm On Sep 21, 2015
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN; . 1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" . 2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head." . 3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. . 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night” . . 5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?” . . 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. . 7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel. . . cool When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? . . 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat own with yours. . 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. . 11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. . 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. . 13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. . 14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mom send it 2 ten pple if u love ur mom
Crime / Re: How I Killed A Man, Kept His Flesh For Sale —Suspected Ritualist (Pictured) by Paschal55(m): 4:03pm On Sep 21, 2015
Ucheosefoh:
this people again
Even though I no check d name, but I sabi say nah dem#Yolunmbaaaz#

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Food / Re: NAFDAC Issues Alert On The Presence Of Contaminated Nestle Maggi Noodles by Paschal55(m): 3:30pm On Sep 21, 2015
uselessgoat:
MAY GOD SAVE US FROM THESE IGBO GUYS WHO KEEP SMUGGLING FAKE PRODUCTS INTO THIS COUNTRY ALL IN THE NAME OF MAKING MONEY embarassed
Onyeara #
Politics / Re: British Passport Linked To Saraki Forged – UK Authority by Paschal55(m): 8:51am On Sep 21, 2015
Baba the corruption you are fighting is there in your government and you ain't doing anything about it! #Lie smell fishy something #
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Delayed From Landing By Patience Jonathan - Stella Dimokokorkus by Paschal55(m): 8:45am On Sep 21, 2015
People dey lie sha! #Lie Muhammad!
Crime / Re: Brother And Friends Rape 12 Year Girl For 4 Years (Photo) by Paschal55(m): 5:08pm On Sep 07, 2015
How do u want then to behave, it doesn't baffle me anymore when I hear stories like this emanating from the northern part,Perhaps most of them were given birth by rape!
Nairaland / General / Happy New Month by Paschal55(m): 6:36am On Sep 01, 2015
this is the opening day of the new month And it preserve be a new create of your life as well. Take a lengthy breathing and begin Going advance towards your purpose. Best of good fortune Happy New Month.!
Politics / Re: Anti-corruption War Is Non-negotiable, Buhari Replies Jonathan’s Ministers by Paschal55(m): 8:28am On Aug 31, 2015
Please can someone remind this man of his campaign promisesBuhari just Killed Another 68 souls... I weep for the name"NIGERIA #
Politics / Re: Anti-corruption War Is Non-negotiable, Buhari Replies Jonathan’s Ministers by Paschal55(m): 8:26am On Aug 31, 2015
"We (Bokoharam) are winning the war" - Buhari "I will defeat bokoharam in two weeks" - Buhari "Jonathan is hindering me from fulfilling my campaign promises" - Buhari
Nairaland / General / Is Sanitation Going On In Your Area Now? by Paschal55(m): 9:07am On Aug 29, 2015
Is Sanitation going on in your area presently?,They have cancelled that of Kaduna state.
Politics / Re: Keyamo Blasts Politicians Against Buhari's Appointments Pattern by Paschal55(m): 9:11pm On Aug 28, 2015
I JUST FALL INSIDE LOVE WITH LADY"F" now!!!
Politics / Re: A Dangerous Trip To Maiduguri On A Relief Mission with Pictures-Femi Owolabi by Paschal55(m): 3:40pm On Aug 27, 2015
I love this
men.#May God grant him safe return ,and to the IDPs,father give them the fortitude to bear this great misfortune, Amen!
Romance / Re: Actress Adediwura Gold: I Once Had "Quickie" In Car by Paschal55(m): 1:16pm On Aug 26, 2015
Which film did u partake in??haven't seem her in nollywood before .
Crime / Re: Landlord Sets Tenant Ablaze In Lagos (Pictured) by Paschal55(m): 7:48am On Aug 26, 2015
I weep for Nigeria, no hope for the common man!

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Car Talk / Re: Bus Hits & Kills Some Cows In Delta State (Photos) by Paschal55(m): 6:38am On Aug 26, 2015
that's what u get when you refused to hid advice...Cattle's are meant to be reared in the bush
and not on the High way!#Nigeria!////Zoo republic indeed
Family / Re: Soldier Catches Wife With Another Man, Parades Them Both Naked In Public. Photos by Paschal55(m): 11:27pm On Aug 20, 2015
Pipul no get conscience oh!,so im dey Sambisa dey Battle em u dey house dey chop oga's fud,u go hearam today!#Carry ur cross nigo#

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Music/Radio / Re: New List Of Songs Banned By NBC - Includes Olamide's Shakitibobo by Paschal55(m): 10:02am On Aug 19, 2015
Music wey we don watch n listen to finish naim una dey make all dis noise#toolate#
Education / Re: Another Missing Person; UNILAG Diploma Female Student (images Below) by Paschal55(m): 7:35am On Aug 18, 2015
I pray she will be found safe and sound Amen!#but she's not 18years.
Crime / Re: One Stabbed To Death As Cult Members Clash Over Red Socks (Pictured) by Paschal55(m): 2:32pm On Aug 17, 2015
While there mates are hustling and making cool Cash!...mtcheew!...my crying goes out to all the Chelsea fans for the Match yesterday .
Nairaland / General / Is She Real Or One Of Them? by Paschal55(m): 7:09am On Aug 15, 2015
Hello fellow naira landers,I came across this girl's friend request to me on FB,I accepted her,not long we started chatting and the next thing she did was sending her Email to me,asked me to email her that she's got a lot to tell me,that I did and this is her reply.
My Dear,

How are you today?.

I believe that you are doing well.

I am more than happy to read your mail today.

But am very sorry if i wrong you by doing that which i did,am very sorry for the way i approach you with my mail. 
My dear like i told you in my first mail,

my name is, VIVIAN  ASSETOU  TOURE KIGBAFORI  from Ivory coast in west Africa

presently i am residing in a church  here in

Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was in my country, i am 24 years old girl 5'8" tall.

My father Dr ASSETOU TOURE KIGBAFORI was the personal adviser to the former head of state(Dr Laurent Gbagbo ) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed him alongside with my mother It is only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am living now.

Please I will like to know more,about you.

Your likes and dislikes and

what you are doing presently.

I have a lot to tell you more about myself in my next mail.

think about me i adore you

Attached here is also my email address.

i will like you to send to me your own picture in your next mail

Waiting for your reply.

Miss Vivian.She went further in sending me some of her pictures.
So my question is this,is she real or one of them? please kindly reply wit politeness.
thanks and have a fun filled day.


#Lalasticala# please do the needful!
Car Talk / Re: Check Out These 1 Lamborghini And 2 Ferrari In The Same Compound by Paschal55(m): 7:09am On Aug 14, 2015
gidjah:
How we choose to spend our resouces varies from persons to persons, do you call this investmet pls??,what will i be doing with a ferari and a buggati and other exortic cars in my house at the same time, i really do not think it is wise sha, is there any end to investments, or has this cars now become investments now??
Bro wen u get d money in abundant, gat lot's of investments shattered all over d country,believe u,u won't reason like this anymore

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Celebrities / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Lagos 2015 Releases Stunning New Photos by Paschal55(m): 4:44pm On Aug 08, 2015
C her flat nose like MINE MANA...
Politics / Re: Policeman Drags Suspect Along The Road In The Name Of Arrest (Photo) by Paschal55(m): 8:38am On Aug 03, 2015
When I address NIGERIA as a ZOO now,some E-rat will b ready to devour me,but even as that I still call it a #ZOO# where everything is possible.
Politics / Re: Spot The Difference Between GEJ And PMB Service Chiefs by Paschal55(m): 2:04pm On Jul 31, 2015
Feranmicharles:
The 1st pic,two men wore blue clothes,while the second pic. Two men wore green clothes wink
Bro your very observant.

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Celebrities / Re: So The Lady That Accused Timaya Of Raping Her Is Even A Mum Of 3? (see Receipts) by Paschal55(m): 10:33am On Jul 29, 2015
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]#OBSERVATION#diz gal is very ugly o!
Politics / Re: Obiano Visits Houses Destroyed By Flood In The Rain (Photos) by Paschal55(m): 12:58am On Jul 28, 2015
vicadex07:
Omg is this biafraland...wow so beautiful. Look at all this sceneries. We must all leave this zoo called nigeria and enter into our big fishpond. The biafran dream must materialize...al hail kanu
Must you expose the level if your stupidity wherever you go?
Celebrities / Re: NDA Comes For Rapper MI And Charass For Wearing Camo (Photo) by Paschal55(m): 12:36am On Jul 28, 2015
I will comment when the Arms of Bar Prevailed!
Politics / Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by Paschal55(m): 8:52pm On Jul 27, 2015
That's the standard@i rep MAN-ORON!

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