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We came from the same town,but different villages,started dating her when I was in JSS3 and she was in jss2 then,Love her so much but I don't know what to do because she got married to my brother(Same kindred and he's a Soldier)but what baffles me is that she never seized to call me,text and reminds me of the old memory we shared together,(way back then she used to tell me she can't live or breath,nor marry if not me#LOL#)i don't know what to do now because I don't know how to avoid her,should I avoid traveling home for Xmas or ignore her in order to avert this looming temptation? please old timers in the house,some of you have been in this kind of dilemma, how did u get over it?
(Note:am 21 and a 200L student whilst she's 19+ a 100Lstudent)Thanks.

Dindondin:
The day this people bomb anywhere in Lagos, it ll be tough for Nigeria

Same sh*t we have been saying but it keeps happening... Pray for a better Nigeria. thanks.

NIGERIAN BABES AND THEIR OVER- SABI ATTITUDE IN PUBLIC PLACES!!! READ ON JARE!!! 1. Halima says....Waiter, please, I like my SALAD very hot, also, can I have 2 bottles of SHAWARMA. ... 2. Nneka says.....Ore mi give me your PIN let me call you. 3. Mabel says.... I'm so tired; I just made my hair in Shop-rite today 4. Rejoice...more replies......Re ally?? I want to spend my summer in London this Christmas period. 5. Cynthia explains....... I just bought my BlackBerry (BB) but I haven’t collected the PIN. 6. Ronke brags......Wen I'm flyin, I always like d window seat cos I open it for fresh air. 7. Tade says...... I prefer London 2 UK during winter. 8. Fatima says.......Hmmm , u can’t even imagine, I just bought a G-String, and the thing I like most about it is the double back pockets 9. Abbey orders.... Please if you don’t have meat pie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks. 10. Amaka laments.....in our house eh, we use to have 3 swimming pools, until armed robbers stole one

Can't see it on my TVC channel o!...

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN; . 1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" . 2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head." . 3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. . 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night” . . 5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?” . . 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. . 7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel. . . When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? . . 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat own with yours. . 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. . 11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. . 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. . 13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. . 14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mom send it 2 ten pple if u love ur mom

Ucheosefoh:
this people again

Even though I no check d name, but I sabi say nah dem#Yolunmbaaaz#

uselessgoat:
MAY GOD SAVE US FROM THESE IGBO GUYS WHO KEEP SMUGGLING FAKE PRODUCTS INTO THIS COUNTRY ALL IN THE NAME OF MAKING MONEY

Onyeara #

Baba the corruption you are fighting is there in your government and you ain't doing anything about it! #Lie smell fishy something #

People dey lie sha! #Lie Muhammad!

How do u want then to behave, it doesn't baffle me anymore when I hear stories like this emanating from the northern part,Perhaps most of them were given birth by rape!

this is the opening day of the new month And it preserve be a new create of your life as well. Take a lengthy breathing and begin Going advance towards your purpose. Best of good fortune Happy New Month.!

Please can someone remind this man of his campaign promisesBuhari just Killed Another 68 souls... I weep for the name"NIGERIA #

"We (Bokoharam) are winning the war" - Buhari "I will defeat bokoharam in two weeks" - Buhari "Jonathan is hindering me from fulfilling my campaign promises" - Buhari

Is Sanitation going on in your area presently?,They have cancelled that of Kaduna state.

I JUST FALL INSIDE LOVE WITH LADY"F" now!!!

I love this
men.#May God grant him safe return ,and to the IDPs,father give them the fortitude to bear this great misfortune, Amen!

Which film did u partake in??haven't seem her in nollywood before .

I weep for Nigeria, no hope for the common man!

that's what u get when you refused to hid advice...Cattle's are meant to be reared in the bush
and not on the High way!#Nigeria!////Zoo republic indeed

Pipul no get conscience oh!,so im dey Sambisa dey Battle em u dey house dey chop oga's fud,u go hearam today!#Carry ur cross nigo#

Music wey we don watch n listen to finish naim una dey make all dis noise#toolate#

I pray she will be found safe and sound Amen!#but she's not 18years.

While there mates are hustling and making cool Cash!...mtcheew!...my crying goes out to all the Chelsea fans for the Match yesterday .

Hello fellow naira landers,I came across this girl's friend request to me on FB,I accepted her,not long we started chatting and the next thing she did was sending her Email to me,asked me to email her that she's got a lot to tell me,that I did and this is her reply.
My Dear,

How are you today?.

I believe that you are doing well.

I am more than happy to read your mail today.

But am very sorry if i wrong you by doing that which i did,am very sorry for the way i approach you with my mail. 
My dear like i told you in my first mail,

my name is, VIVIAN  ASSETOU  TOURE KIGBAFORI  from Ivory coast in west Africa

presently i am residing in a church  here in

Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was in my country, i am 24 years old girl 5'8" tall.

My father Dr ASSETOU TOURE KIGBAFORI was the personal adviser to the former head of state(Dr Laurent Gbagbo ) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed him alongside with my mother It is only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am living now.

Please I will like to know more,about you.

Your likes and dislikes and

what you are doing presently.

I have a lot to tell you more about myself in my next mail.

think about me i adore you

Attached here is also my email address.

i will like you to send to me your own picture in your next mail

Waiting for your reply.

Miss Vivian.She went further in sending me some of her pictures.
So my question is this,is she real or one of them? please kindly reply wit politeness.
thanks and have a fun filled day.


#Lalasticala# please do the needful!

gidjah:
How we choose to spend our resouces varies from persons to persons, do you call this investmet pls??,what will i be doing with a ferari and a buggati and other exortic cars in my house at the same time, i really do not think it is wise sha, is there any end to investments, or has this cars now become investments now??

Bro wen u get d money in abundant, gat lot's of investments shattered all over d country,believe u,u won't reason like this anymore

C her flat nose like MINE MANA...

When I address NIGERIA as a ZOO now,some E-rat will b ready to devour me,but even as that I still call it a #ZOO# where everything is possible.

Feranmicharles:
The 1st pic,two men wore blue clothes,while the second pic. Two men wore green clothes

Bro your very observant.

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]#OBSERVATION#diz gal is very ugly o!

vicadex07:
Omg is this biafraland...wow so beautiful. Look at all this sceneries. We must all leave this zoo called nigeria and enter into our big fishpond. The biafran dream must materialize...al hail kanu

Must you expose the level if your stupidity wherever you go?

I will comment when the Arms of Bar Prevailed!

That's the standard@i rep MAN-ORON!