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Jona-daft again?

He has now turned himself from being a clueless retardeen into a church service jester?

BTW, how is his wife doing? Still galloping thousands of Euro everyday sitting on that hospital bed in Germany? What a wicked useless man this president is. Your wife is dying away abroad, the mumurideen is busy cracking jokes in a church service.

I knew it!!!

Nationally, you are not respected. Internationally, you are a monumental disgrace. Why not just resign and spare Nigeria/Nigerians of this shame that your government represents?

GEJ, read the hand writing on the wall. Everyone across the globe knows you are STOOOPEED!

An amateur liar lying to professional liars. While the professional liars are further commending him for his lies and adding further lies to compound the lies already spewed.

FISAYOADEX: You are very stupid for vomiting all this junk about the president of the federal republic of Nigeria. God will judge every idle words.

And you think referencing me as being 'very stooopeed' is not an idle word? What an hypocritical tool.

Elueme: I will not take you on the name calling because you probably might have inherited foolishness from a foolish father but what you must understand is patients's bill of rights in situations of I'll health.. Patient Jonathan reserves the prerogative right to make her health status known or not. She's not answerable to anybody because she is not a public property as the husband.. Maybe I remind you that she was never elected and her office has no constitutional provision.. Any benefit she does enjoy could be classed as fringed benefits which are normal in any society.. So you and your cohorts who daily relies on Sahara rumor network should get that

It is not by compulsion to type in English. You are free to type in cassava grammar or whatever nonsense language you are able to express yourself with, rather than this balderdash you deem as a response to me.

That said, we were informed that PATIENCE not Patient (olodo-oshi), traveled abroad to rest. So my prayer goes thus: may she rest in piece wherever she is right now (amen). If she wants to get well, let her return to Nigeria. Suffer the same medical agony that every NIGERIAN like her goes through in the hands of the government of her husband.

emekatimsu: @pataki,u sound as useless and stupid as ur name.
How on earth can u eva wish ur fellow human being dead,she is someone's mother,sister,wife,relative or friend..u re attracting serious cause on ursef and generation by wishing an innocent woman dead.she is naija's 1st lady and u can't cange dt fact by ur jelousy and bad belle.
foolish boy

Everyone will die one day or the other. That is life. If it is her time, 'goodluck' to her.

Those who died when her security protocol were beating poor people because of the election rice she was giving away, are they not someone's husband, children, wife, relatives or friends? What goes around comes around.

As for those saying, it is not our business to know her whereabouts, you are all DAFT!

Trainee President?


Chai, make una pity the man small small oh. His wife is under the doctor's knife presently.....so e no easy abeg.

When our foolish president cannot explicitly state what is wrong with his wife to the people who voted him in, please allow all sorts of medical reports to be stated about her.

Whether SaharaReporters is right or wrong here is not my bone of contention. My bone of contention lies in an idiotic president who chooses to tell lies to his people about his wife's predicament and condition.

As I once said, so I still maintain: Rest in Pieces, Patience. The blood of innocent poor Nigerians that you and your husband have shed will cry out for justice.

^^Exactly my opinion.

You lock the thread up, never bothered to open it for hours on. Whoever brought out that initiative needs to know it is not working.

Why create a thread about Arsenal when there is already a thread dedicated to discussing about Arsenal right before their match, during their match, and after their match? The only difference to this is that, you lock the thread during the match, and you leave the match day thread open right after the match? Does that not constitute to overloading the Euro Sport section with too many irrelevant threads? Does not sound logical to me.

I for one, am not so enthusiastic about the match day threads, nor do I find it appealing to post therein. Really pissed the Arsenal thread was locked for hours right after the match had ended yesterday evening.

Ha! Who allowed Retardeen into the building?

That cassava brained dolt with his lies again? Stoooopid president ever to be graced as a Nigerian leader.

Did you tell them at the UN meeting that you called Boko Haram members your brothers and sisters? That members of your ruling party constitute Boko Haram? The same bunch of criminals who bombed the sister building where you are giving your idiotic speech. Or have you forgotten so soon the exploits of Boko Haram on the UN building in Abuja? Oh retardicious fellow!

Honestly, I did not read your speech. I would never even read it, because I know for a certainty, you are dead brain. Vacuous with your idiotic cowboy hat to cover the airhead you carry about.

Sorry Jonathan, nothing you ever do can seize to amaze me any longer - either supposedly as ''intelligent'', or resoundingly as IDIOTIC which you are well known for!

LOL!

Dayo, were you an Awo patient @ Ife? You have all the characteristics residing in you right now.

Should I call it a coincidence that since van Purse came into ManU, it has been one injury to another for your players.

Don't worry, van Purse will score all the goals while your defence goes to sleep. Same way it was with Arsenal last season. Happy injury session! May Newcastle destroy you on all sides tonight.

debosky: ^^ CRISIS!! ArsenalCiteh will be relegated!! ArsenalCiteh likes money too much - see what selling Alex SongDe Jong has caused!!

PoldiTevez cannot score against a bottom 3 side like Villa?? GiroudBalotelli cannot score?? RVPAdebayor should never have been sold! He was the saviour of the club!

The board should sack WengerMancini!

CLASSIC!!!!!


Question of the week:
Why must MOANcini whinge after every match?!

A red card given to Liverpool which IMO is not fully deserved.

A Liverpool penalty was declined.

ManU got a penalty shoot-out which honestly was not deserving to them for what I could call a dive again! Non different from the same thing Welbeck did some games ago!

van Persie deserved a red card........what a useless disgusting game indeed. Hard not to say, this game was officiated by a ManU reserve player.

Totally made a mess of the beautiful game of football today. So appalling to watch.

Firstly, I do not get the logic behind closing this thread during Arsenal matches, and opening it after the match and leaving the Match of the day thread open even after the game is over? Not everyone is inclined to post on those kinda threads.

Now to more important analysis of today. I am utterly impressed by Carl Jenkinson. I told myself one thing during the match, Carl deserves to be the man of the match today. That lad is making Sagna look like a joke with his impressive game. He did it in the Champions league, he even stood against Sterling and his speed in the match against Liverpool. It is no-brainer to note that Arsenal is building the future of England football with these lads stepping up their game with every match.

Wenger disappointed me today with his substitutions. I was not expecting Gervinho to stay that long on the pitch. He was definitely having a poor day, and I would have preferred Podolski staying on the pitch than the late substitution that Wenger had to do with Gervinho upon that last minute kick he made.

But nevertheless, even if we had lost this match, I am still proud of these boys. They played their heart out. Very very good! It is looking so promising now.

fagamite: person!!

Uoyr mates are busy hanging out with Obama at the 40/40, you are here talking about Seun's highhandedness.

###Tumfulu

Somehow I perceived you were going to throw up your infantile tantrums at me. Seeing how u are depraved of attention thus far on this thread. Maybe you seek for whom to exchange insults with, unfortunately you got the wrong door.

Sorry, but I dont insult babies.

Seek help while it is still near you son.

naptu2:

I remember back when Seun was the sole mod. Bannorable Seun Osewa (aka "otherwise ban !" ).

Exactly! He even had a chieftancy title and name for himself on nairaland. One ridiculous name like that.

The extent to which you got banned was infinite or limitless. I remember there was this dude one time I got into insults with, it got so heated between us that Seun came into the thread, locked the thread up, got the guy banned, deleted ALL his nairaland posts and left me alone! Now that made me feel INVINCIBLE......lol. But that was not for long as I have had cause to keep changing my username on this forum over the past 6-7 years now.

Anyways things have changed these days.

Dont really know most of these new mods. Not even interested in knowing them. Only been banned once upon my return to Nairaland, and the only Mod I observed to be online at that point was OAM4J. Dont know much about him. So would be hard to comment on him. I only visit the Politics and Sport section these days anyways.

That way I avoid some of these mods that yall complain about. I am more curious what the Islamic section has become these days since most peeps speak in negative of the Mod there. Maybe one of these days, I will put on my Pataki cyber-war garment and visit that place. NOT!

For most peeps talking here, u never experienced the crass autocratic days of Seun. Save except for a few here. Seems age is telling on him these days.....lol. Oh well, who isn't? Lol. I cannot even insult the way I used to do five years ago on this forum. And get banned repeatedly for it. Even the Mods u complain of today will one day grow up. Perhaps such a thread like this might accelerate the growth. Who knows.......

Have a good day.

The Rambling Of A Mad President.

Help! Help!! Help!!! Our President has gone mad! Reading this madness from the President of the most populous black nation on earth, my heart froze. Does this bear to resemblance that the black man is not capable of having a leader that articulates and reasons within the comfort zone of intelligence and sheer common sense? Or how else do we explain the illogical, nit-wit, and cassava brained bunkum that the well known Retardeen has just ranted out? Take for example:

The demonstration in Lagos, people were given bottled water that people in my village don’t have access to, people were given expensive food that the ordinary people in Lagos cannot eat. So, even going to eat free alone attracts people.

What does our Mad President mean as ''expensive food''? Is pure water now a luxury in Nigeria? Or perhaps, ofada rice, poff poff, buns, amala, etc now luxury food during a protest? Who are the ordinary people in Lagos that cannot afford the so-called ''expensive food''? Is Otueke now the living standard for people in Lagos in the eyes of our Retardeen? Why Why Why must this man offend our senses on a persistent basis? Even the periodic table cannot compete with the periodic foooolishness of our President.

Going further, our Mad President stated in respect to security that:

When you talk of insecurity of using bombs and guns to kill people, what has been described as physical security, but in terms of social security, food security, health and the justice system all have to do with the security of individual.

Apparently, our Mad President does not know the meaning of food security. Sir - our mad President, before you open your idiotic cassava infested mouth again, according to FAO, food security is defined as:

a condition whereby “all people at all times, have physical and economic access to sufficient, safe and nutritious food to meet their dietary needs and food preferences for an active and healthy life

This is not an individual thingy retardeen. Stop inhaling that obnoxious gas from your arse, you doofus of a President. When you mention health security, where is your wife today? Why is the nation not able to treat her own first lady in the country which you preside over, and you dare to mean to health security being for individuals? How many Nigerians can have afford health security checks abroad? You are truly MAD!

Why were all the posts hidden? Even when it was related to Arsenal players?

Anyways, counting down to the first UEFA play this evening. So excited though. We have not lost a match to the French team under Wenger, hope the record stays intact tonight and Mannone impresses me once again as always.

Absolute spot on by Fashola's government!

I am utterly impressed by this.

@ jp philips,

As highly intellectual your post to dendeike is, unfortunately, you are wasting your time on a gross squalid reeetard as dedeike.

I have long since known that boy is an utter disgrace to the law profession he claims to have studied.

calid16: Actually, I was looking for where real football Fans are and ended up in Yaba left. People are busy talking about real clubs you're here putting up pictures of ambitionless footballers drinking beer in elves clothes.

OUCH!
https://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif

dayokanu: PoDUDski is simply lighting up the EPL in his maiden season just like others before him

Another average BL striker rules the EPL like Santacruz Berbertov Demba Ba etc

Strikers that failed in the BL

You really have a penchant for typing a whole bunch of claptrap on the sport section these days you know.

PoGOALski has 103 caps for Germany already which is equivalent to the great Beckenbauer's caps tally. You must be having low level of football sense to tag him as a failure.

Here is another resounding fact: van Purse had loads and loads of free kick takes last season for Arsenal. How many did he score from? Only ONE against Sunderland. On the other hand, PoGOALski has had just TWO free kick takes for Arsenal in 5 games for Arsenal (inclusive of the game with his former club - cologne), and he has banged in one goal already. Equivalent to the record holding season which van Purse had last season!

And you have the temerity to call PoGOALski a failed striker? I would have gone ahead to type further examples for you about PoGOALski, but I hope the two above suffices to educate your football sense that PoGOALski is above the mediocre players that you take glory in at Bayern or the whole of burn-this-leaguedown.

StarBoard: It's still a silly post.
If he went to ease himself as you stupidly implied, he's supposed to remain in the dressing room,right?
There's no sarcasm in your post, just brainless idiocy all in the name of humor.

You are daft. This is just the confirmation I needed. 8 minutes left on the pitch, numbskulls like you expect him to return to the field? Does his return or staying on the field ensure that Chelsea wins the match? Stop marketing your arrogant idiocy here.

Furthermore, what is your idiotic grouse with a player leaving for the dressing room when he has the call of nature to attend to or whatever? I really do not get it why you silly people think Torres should be the alfa and omega of Chelsea, so much that Torres shits, he is useless; Torres walks into the dressing room, he is arrogant and useless. Pffffff!

Retardeen, you need special prayers abi? Shebi, your media adviser told us, she has gone abroad to rest.....

OK, here is my special prayer:

May she rest in peace.

StarBoard: A sillier post on these threads I'm yet to see.
Was there any evidence to show that he returned to the bench, or did it take 8 minutes for him to empty his bowels?

Dude step on it. Don't be daft. I am not here to impress you.

Just imagine the idiotic question you have asked me, does he need to return to the bench? Are you his medical doctor or you recently have access to medical records to know how many minutes it takes to empty his bowels?

Obviously, sarcasm is lost on you.

So Torres cannot walk straight into the dressing room since he wanted to pee? Or u fans are waiting for him to display his brokos to ur amusement?

^^^ Why highlight the obvious to these people??

Their problem starts and ends with Torres. In a team comprised of Mikel, Ramires, Hazard, Oscar, Mata, Sturridge, Bertrand, Moses, Lampard, Cashely , etc........Kick Torres out and the Chelsea conundrum has been solved!

dayokanu: You are wanking over PoDUDski?

WHy wont Poldi score in Arsenal even when he cant cut it at a relegated team? A team that has Chamakh, Bendtner, Park, Gervinho and Giroud as strikers?

Have you checked the latest UEFA club ranking to see where Assanal ranks?

And what is your point? Are you not the same person condemning PoGOALski some weeks ago simply because he could not score against Stoke and Sunderland.

Bring Gomiss to the EPL and let us see whether he can perform any better than Torres.

Same Torres that scored a delicious goal against Barca.

Chelsea fans are bloody ingrates!!!!