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The same Okonjo-Iweala that Ribadu approached? And she declined? Does OBJ think every Nigerian is his puppet? Please have a rethink! Nigeria is too big for one man to think he can be pulling strings across different party. Buhari is right within his own capacity to reject such proposals. No matter what you people say: BB hurricane will wipe away all these cabals that now sit as high and might in Nigeria! BB2011!!! |
Lagosboy:Thank you sir. Whether he loses or wins this election, Ribadu has shown that there is minimal integrity in him as a person. How much more will a man want to be a puppet for these corrupt politicians and claim he is fighting corruption. . . .from Obasanjo to Tinubu to Goodluck now to IBB? ![]() Nigerians surely see better now. Ribadu is simply nothing but a despondent politician. |
By Abidemi Dairo Over the past few months, I have seen some of the people I admire most take a stand and demand that enough is enough in Nigeria. I have seen both young and old Nigerians demand that we end the hypocrisy and corruption that have eaten so deep into our political system and crippled us as a nation. I have seen close friends show enviable enthusiasm in seeking change democratically. I was part of many campaigns that said it is not over yet for Nigeria; that maybe if we get this coming election right, maybe we will start to see that light at the end of the tunnel. I believed, friends believed, many others do too; we believed we would find that one different politician that will sit at the helm of affairs and stir us at high speed in the right direction. Now, I am not that kind of person that just sits around and waits for somebody else to come and do the job. However, for some time now, I have seen other believers and action-takers all trying to preach the candidacy of one man – ‘The Right Man’, they said. I have seen them take to cyberspace, and all other media to campaign for the said messiah – the one with integrity, purpose, vision and will. The one without selfish interests, who is different from the regular crop of politicians: Nuhu Ribadu. At first, these people started with mouth-watering promises from Mr. Ribadu, and they got a lot of people excited, but not me. Something just wasn’t right! He served under a government that failed to tackle corruption to her fullest capacity. He is hobnobbing with the very kind of politicians he said he wasn’t. Plus, his campaign strategies hinge more on mudslinging and highlighting problems just like the other said ‘up-to-no-good’ politicians. Where is that difference? I just can’t see it! But I still almost believed that he is the best of the lot. The scales, however, fell from my eyes on the night of Sunday, March 27, 2011, when a friend and active Ribadu promoter sent me a celebratory message with a link to a story that said Ibrahim Babangida endorses Ribadu. This friend and I just months ago, actively campaigned together on Facebook about how IBB can never be associated with anything good. Now the same person celebrates this ‘Messiah’/Babangida relationship. Come on! This is plain hypocrisy. You come down so hard on the incumbent because you say he is surrounded by corrupt politicians, yet your candidate now wines and dines with the perpetrators of the practices he promised to fight. You can look at this development and want to wave it off as another strategic political move or see it for what it is. As a political move, I think this is laughable; Mr. Babangida is as relevant as he used to be politically. He couldn’t even get himself the infamous northern consensus ticket. On the other hand, how low do you have to sink, in order to actualise you dream? Is there no moral or ethical standard in politics? Is Ribadu now any different from Abubakar ‘public enemy’ Atiku, since he is going about pitching tents with the same old politicians he labelled as the source of our problem? This is pure desperation; a sign that he is either misguided or unfocused. Either way, it is a sign of incompetence, a sign that he is going to compromise the promises he is making. It is one thing to make promises and be clueless about how to go about redeeming them; it is another to show you actually lack the spirit and will to want to redeem them in the first place. How do you hope to tackle corruption if you seek help from corrupt people to get into office in the first place? You argue that it is not a sought endorsement? Yes, it is! He was there at Babangida’s home on a courtesy visit. Don’t say the party didn’t know better. Babatunde Fashola walked out of an event because Babangida was present – and no, Fashola is not a saint either, but you see some level of integrity in that sole action. Let Ribadu go about his business and campaign. I wish him luck. He probably can’t be any worse than the rest but it is now so glaring that he is not any better, either. Let his supporters spare me the pain of reading any more propaganda. The game is over; I now see him for who he is. For me, Ribadu has just lost the little edge he had, that benefit of doubt. Culled from 234Next https://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/196733_10150179634208488_119586108487_8453082_3132639_n.jpg |
So bros Jonathus Gooddunce is no where to be found again? ![]() That guy too get warri sense sometimes sha. Olodo President. |
Gbawe:We are both simply just putting blames at eachother's doorstep. While I am ready to accept that Bakare can be quite confrontational with his words attimes and needs to exercise extreme caution with his words, you are more than ready to paint a Ribadu who is better than any angel of peace we have never seen! In all sincerity Gbawe, as well educated and intelligent as you are, do you really think Ribadu is a man of his words? |
Gbawe:Please pack it in with your claptrap. You do not need to talk to me before you addressed in an open forum. So if you do not like my mail, you are under the obligation to ignore it. There we go again. Your Ribadu is the gentleman. Your Ribadu is the saint. Your Ribadu is the man with grace. Keep deceiving yourself. We all know better. And you can keep running from pillar to post to save face for your Ribadu. But we all know this is a man who talk ''A'' with his mouth and tells you that it means ''Z''! Bakare for one, would tell you as he sees it and stand by his word. I do not care what save-face tactics you employ over your Ribadu, he is simply a man I do not take his word into accountability or have regards for any longer whenever he opens his mouth to talk. Wadeoye:Please tell them! They never fail to amaze me. Most especially on that facebook too. |
kayoday:Please keep it up! BB campaign team is hitting the SW. And as we speak volunteers are busy pasting CPC stickers and flyers across the grassroots in the SW region. Pastor Bakare has been working seriously within the SW region for the past couple of days now. So we shall surely make it!!! Together we can all do it, and we shall all have a better Nigeria from this election! BB2011!!! |
This OP is really confused. Buhari called on Nigerians to hold Jonathan accountable to his words should the elections not be free and fair. The OP is stating that a free and fair election is the duty of Nigerians. So what is your problem with what Buhari has said? ![]() |
Gbawe:Please spare us this sanctimonious preaching. Did you notice how your ''in-glorious'' Ribadu was always trying to pull down every point Buhari was trying to make in the NN24 debate? ''With respect to the General. . . . I strongly disagree'' - Ribadu. Unfortunately for him, the last straw of that silly charade from him (Ribadu) bit him hard during that debate! So before you start pointing your needle looking for CPC balloons to burst, you might need to look at where all this started from. |
Wadeoye:Even their women came out too!! There is truly a change in the atmosphere! ![]() |
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Please go and die Obasanjo. Agbaya oshi. |
deluxecad:Wake up and smell the coffee. Progressive Nigerians have moved beyond sheer mad promises PDP has been promising you over the years. There is nothing fresh about a Jonathan who has no achieveable record to his name other than a disgraceful embarrassing wife and an acclaimed PhD which surely deserves to be questioned! |
This topic should be in the crime section though. ![]() |
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Ribadu’s inconsistency is also shown on his romance with Bola Tinubu. The GEJ team accused Ribadu of lacking integrity by forming bonds with Tinubu while he talked of his corruption being of international dimension. Ribadu was asked a direct question by Kadira Ahmed in the debate on NN24, if Ribadu was able to exonerate Tinubu of corruption of any kind. Ribadu answered by saying he had enormous regards for Bola Tinubu and praised the latter without clearly saying “I can exonerate Bola Tinubu of any kind of corruption” which should have been the reply to Kadira´s direct question.The writer just expressed my mind and opinion there. For this reason alone, I do not support that man Ribadu. His inconsistency and penchant for rubbing hands with dubious minded people over and over again makes him highly unworthy for the position of Presidency. Not to even think of his sheer arrogance and disregard for the rule of law attimes. An example to such was during the NN24 debate. Rubbish. |
This Beaf must be a very unserious adviser to Jonathan. Is he the one now recommending ''LOL'' for Jonathan. Since we know how often he keeps on typing that r*etarded acronym on nairaland.www.nairaland.com/attachments/414057_LOL_Goodluck_jpga9cc01317be33ec5f8f45e373b1043a3 |
And has that silly boy called Beaf said an amen to the prayer stated here? ![]() Or at best, he should use one of his many multiple identities to say an amen. ![]() |
Wadeoye:Even their supporters on facebook seem to have gone into oblivion. Have you seen the video Oyenka Owenu did for Goodluck? Titled: Run Goodluck Run. Anyways, I have always had my mind rest assured that the NC is going to vote en-mass for Buhari. |
Wadeoye: I thought PDP said the Abuja rally would the mother of all rallies. ![]() Buhari - I can't wait for the South West rally! The Grandmother of all rallies! |
This Goodluck is definitely going to be worse off than Mugabe! What a deranged man. |
If you are NOT voting GEJ, May your life never experience astronomical shame, stoning and disgrace like Goodluck Jonathan May you never move from your position of honor to the zenith of your shame and cluelessness, just like that of Goodluck Jonathan May the cluelessness that continues to follow Goodluck Jonathan never rub off on you and bring you extraordinary failure just like Goodluck Jonathan!! May you be recognized even in international circles as a Nigerian for standing against corruption just like Buhari!! May the dreams and plans of your enemies against you crumble without too much of a fight, just like the dreams and plans of Jonathan's enemies - Alams and Yar'Adua!!! And finally, I wish you a DIGNIFIED CHANGE in all your endeavors!! Remember, the only constant thing in life is CHANGE not Goodluck!! |
1900 hrs Phone Rings GEJ: po Po Po Po Po Po something, Comrade You can't believe it. Unbelievable, Unfathomable, Unimaginable . They have all gone, disappeared into thin air, vamoozed faster than the harmmattan wind that blows in my home town Otuoke. Me: Oga J tell me something. How did it happen? GEJ: The moment i told them that Mummy Patience was coming to speak to them. They all took off in various directions, shouting that they are afraid for their lives. They were shouting that they don't want to die young. It must be a sign of respect for Mummy patience. They must really respect her or how else do you explain the fact that people who are not scared of AK-47 are suddenly scared of Mummy Patience. It is simply too much Respect for her Me: Aah, Oga J, You will not understand. If they had allowed Mummy to talk it would have been more than AK-47. They have too much respect. in fact the word is not Respect , it is Reskept. Help me tell Mummy that Nigerians Reskept her too much. Reskept is too much. if all fails, try Mummy P THE END Glossary E fara buruku bale - Calm your useless self down Abi Oponu ni man yi sha? - Is this man a fool E rori e , opolo e o ju ti apeja lo - Look at his head, his brain is just like that of a fisherman http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=161229293933094&id=116280281775259#!/notes/leigh-oluwole/how-to-disperse-a-crowd/10150130731363331 |
1600 hrs My phone rings GEJ: My Good comrade. Sorry for keeping you waiting. Your last suggestion worked. But it took time. You can imagine that those educated ones, even though they were still going to leave still took about 3 hours of deliberations and arguments among themselves before they departed. I don't understand,Why do you have to discuss for 3 hours what you are going to do before eventually doing it. Me: Oga Jona, I told you now, the educated ones are tougher, They will analyse until they paralyse. Anyway, have they all gone? GEJ: Yes , the intellectuals were the last set. But wait ooo, What is this noise I am hearing? Noise is heard in the background, DJ Jimmy Jatt packs up his equipment and takes off. 1700 hrs GEJ: Comrade, Comrade, They have come again o, about 100 people just showed up from no where. These ones are totally different. Music does not seem to work on them, I doubt if our other schemes will work. Comrade, we are in trouble. My days infact my minutes are numbered, Me: Oga Jona, Calm down, Calm down, let me think GEJ: Comrade, there is no time to think o. They will soon start climbing the walls Me: Give me some time, Let me call you back GEJ: Ha , Comrade, don't leave me o , don't leave me o 1800 hrs My phone rings GEJ: Comrade, Why are you no picking up my phone. How can the Chief Commander in Charge of Nigerian forces be calling you and you will not pick? Me: Commander ko, Ebenezer Obey ni. GEJ: Same to you, Same to you hundred times. You think I don't know you have been abusing me in your mother tongue. You have forgotten that I did my NYSC in Osun State? You think Me: Oga Jona, I will drop this line o GEJ: Comrade, Comrade, let us put our emotions aside. We are all tired. It has been a long day. Let us not turn on ourselves. I beg you in the name of all that are IZON, What is the solution to these latest set of brigands? Talk now or I am in trouble Me: You know the solution already. It is with you GEJ: Stop Speaking in Parables, comrade Me: We need to call on Mummy Patience. Go and address the Youth and tell that Mummy Patience is coming out to address and wait for the reaction. GEJ: Aa h, Comrade, if it backfires we are all in trouble, you , me and the rest of we. Me: Just go and tell them Mummy Patience will come and speak to them |
1100 hrs My phone rings GEJ: Comrade, My good Comrade, Half of them have disappeared. If you saw how they were scrambling to travel down to Lagos, you will have thought the world was about to end. That Daddy G.O man must be powerful o. I will like to meet him Me: What do you mean by You will like to meet him? But newspaper picture showed you kneeling down before him for prayers the other day. You have met him already GEJ: Aa ah ah, I think I remember now. if you know the number of places I have gone to kneel down for prayers, you will understand why I keep getting their names confused. Now, My Good comrade , what is the next step, Should i do Gender balancing by saying Mummy G.O says they should come and meet her? Me: E rori e , opolo e o ju ti apeja lo *, Mummy G.O ko, Mummy G.O ni GEJ: Comrade, you have come again with your mother tongue, Is that yoruba for Good Afternoon ? Me: Exactly, We have to move to the next step, forget religion,We have played that card already. All those young people that don't know God always know Shayo. We are now going to tap into the "Shayo" factor GEJ: Comrade, what is the meaning of Shayo? Me: Oga Jona, I am sure you have heard of Burukutu, Akpeteshi GEJ: My Comrade, You are trivialising matters of life and death. People are calling for my head, You are busy talking about Burukutu Me: Cool Down Oga Jona. We are now going to tap into the Shayo factor. Declare an immediate cancellation of import duties and introduction of subsidy of Moet, Hennessy, Jack Daniel and Goose. Tell them that your government has decided that all those drinks will now sell for no more than N1000 GEJ: Are you serious that will work? What are all those strange drinks that you are mentioning? ME: Oga Jona, Go and try out the formula. If it doesn't work,call me bastard. Have you forgotten I know all these people? 1200 hrs My phone rings GEJ: Po Po po po Po po something po Po PO Po something Me: Oga Jona, Are you okay? GEJ: Po Po something Me: Oga Jona, who taught you that song? GEJ: My Very Good Comrade, You should have seen the effect. The moment I announced a National Drinks Subsidy, they all screamed The D.J just played a song. You should have seen how they all burst out in dancing and singing. They taught me the song" Po Po PO ". You should have seen them "po-ing something" as they danced home. ME: Oga Jona, i told you now, All those young people, so-called activists, those that don't follow bible will follow henessy. GEJ: Comrade, I assure you when this trouble is over , we will have a private session to "po something" Me: No problem Sir, I remain your humble adviser. However , are they all gone? GEJ: That's true, some stubborn ones remain o. These ones look very educated, intellectual and scientific. They seem not to be moved by God or Henessy. I really don't know what to do. Don't you think I should call Mummy Patience to come and take over Me: Ah Ah, This is not a matter for Mummy o. At all, At all. Let her stay where she is. I know those stubborn ones. I know them very well GEJ: Are you serious? You have a solution to them too Me: I know them very well. We have to give an academic solution to an academic problem. Oga Jona, Step 4 consists of 2 sub-steps. Listen closely, Step 4a, Announce that you have endowed a Goodluck Jonathan award for Good Governance as part of the next Future Awards. Tell them you will move the awards from Lagos to Abuja with an all -expense paid World tour for both organisers and winners. I assure you, some of them will take off. In the case that doesn't work, we move to Step 4b. You have to meet these people at the point of their needs. Declare that you are awarding Masters scholarships to Harvard, Oxford, Insead or any other ivy league school. The scholarships are to be used for studying useless courses like Developmental Economics, Environmental Sustainability and Third World Econometrics, Social Research, Political Development. I can assure you that those that don't follow God and will not follow Hennessy will definitely follow book GEJ: My good Comrade, let me get back to you |
This is not my write-up, so I do not claim copyright on it. Saw this brilliant piece of write-up on facebook and very funny too. ![]() The time for Nigeria's Youth Revolution has come. Our Youths have taken to the streets. They have surrounded the Gates of Aso Rock and have vowed not to leave until their demands are met. 0700 hrs I woke up in the morning and my phone rang. President Jonathan was on the line. He was furiously panting and breathing loudly. I got him to calm down and explain the reason for his discomfort. He let me know that hundreds of Nigerian Youths had gathered at the Gate of Aso Rock demanding his removal. The Conversation ensued: GEJ: Comrade, Comrade, What should I do? They want to remove me Me: Calm down, Oga Jona , How old are the Protesters? GEJ: Comrade: They all look young, like University/ Poly Graduates Me: Good, Very Good, That means they are young people GEJ: What do you mean "Very Good"? The situation is "Very Bad". You know what such young people have done to governments all over the World and you are saying "Very good". Me: Oga jona, Don't mind them, Nigerian Youth are not like all those suicidal youth that can confront armored tanks with bare fists. I know these people. Have you forgotten I am one of them? GEJ: I am really confused, What should I do? Should I go and call out Mummy Patience to talk to them: Me: Oga Jona,Nooooooooooo Bad idea, not time to call Mummy now. Just calm down, take a deep breath and follow my instructions. GEJ: Okay, I am calming down, but I am very afraid, All my other comrades have disappeared, Ima Niboro is no where to be found, Oronto was last seen jumping the back fence, Orubebe told me he wanted to go and mobilise forces, but I strongly suspect he 's back in the village Me: Oga Jona, E fara buruke bale * GEJ: What does that mean? Me: Don't worry , It is a greeting in my native dialect.Now to the action plan. As long as they are young people, I can assure you that by the time we are through with our plans, they will all be gone GEJ: I am all ears Me: Immediately fly DJ Jimmy Jatt from wherever he is in Lagos to come and set up and play background music. I know all those youths, The moment they hear correct jams, their anger will subside. GEJ: Ok, I will arrange for that. Let me call you back after that is done. 1000 hrs My phone rings GEJ: Comrade, Comrade, It is working, They've calmed down. Some are even dancing palongo Me: You see, I told you GEJ: But do you think if we continue playing music they will eventually leave Me: Abi Oponu ni man yi sha? * GEj: What did you say? Me: It's the way my village people say Good Morning GEJ: ok o Me: The Music we are playing is to calm them down. We now move to Step 2. This is where we will start dispersing them gradually GEJ: Ok , I am all ears (DJ Plays "Scape Goat" by DBanj in the Background) Me: Tell them that Daddy G.O has announced an emergency meeting at the camp on Km, 46 Lagos- Ibadan Expressway. Tell them Daddy G.O says every young person between Age 15 and 35 must come to Camp in the next 6 hours if they want to make heaven. Also make sure you provide free transport for them GEJ: But how do you expect them to just believe a statement like that? These people that gathered here for days are not that dumb to hear that and now disappear Me: What do you know about them? Their education and intelligence is put aside the moment you introduce matters of religion. Oga Jona, Just make sure you mention that the message is from DADDY G.O GEJ: Okay, Let me get back to you (DJ Plays "Implication" by Tuface) |
This is the most ridiculous news ever. PDP is really getting desperate over this election. Well let us see how many people they can stop from using their mobile phones as recording devices. The voice of the people is the voice of change. And how many Nigerians are you going to arrest for the use of mobile phones and camera in public places during the election. What a daft inspector general of police. Your resignation letter is on the way! |
Well thought out prayer. I like it. ![]() Beaf:Oh shatap! Who cares what you hate. You come here riling several people up. The same is melted out to you, you begin to hyperventilate like a Yaba left stakeholder. Go take a live bath under Surulere gutters if you do not like your name been mentioned here. |
Beaf:You really are a lost case! Who goes running like a cry baby to the mods once your pants have been pulled down on any part of this forum? Go and find out, I deal with numbskulls of your ilk neat and clean. Pataki run? U must be having a disgusting day! Sought your attention? You are totally deluded. Your self importance is worthless piece of trash to me. Where it to be the nairaland of old, your disgusting being would not even have been accorded any digit of response. But thanks to the ruling idiotic government in power, mass idiots have been churned out, your personality of no doubt not left out. Dolt, I do not feed on your fishes. So move over to the next celebrity that you can feed your foolish lies on. You are a confused Arrow - what did I say? YOU ARE A CONFUSED Arrow. Who skylark the word ideology with Akara? Bonga fish head like you, must think all human beings carry the same empty skull you display on this forum with dexterity. Go and find out, if I reply you with insult, you surely must have it had it coming for a long time. Your foolishness makes even a dead body smell better than a Gucci perfume. What a malodorous idiot you are. How akara and ideology came into being still befuddles me. But what have I come to realize is that, with your type, foolishness and cluelessness is the order of the day. You think I am one of those you insult and will shut their gob? Think twice! A glorified idiot now thinking he is alfa and omega. You had it coming and it is just warming up on your ass. Just as Ibori is right now, it is beckoning on your corrupt doorsteps very soon. |
Applying the medication after a rotten death. Only a dumb President would concoct such - none other than Clueless Odeski Jonathief. |
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