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Just one lesson: Never ever bring your relationship affair on facebook!

And this is what column writers spend their time writing: ''warped-up illogicalities''?

Oyb and his wikipedia citations. How did he survive intellectually before the commencement of wiki?

This thread is hilarious. Nairaland members are something else.

[quote author=Mad_Max link=topic=318998.msg4485771#msg4485771 date=1252145825]What silliness, what rot. Get it into your daft, self-immolating skull that SONY had no right to insult an entire country, irrespective of what its govt does. Nigerians live in other countries and it doesn't help that horrible misconceptiions about us are stamped into their minds before any of them even meets a single Nigerian.  Image is everything. Perception is reality. There simply is no justifying SONY's actions and it's disgraceful to have Nigerians gleefully applaud this and rant about 'corrupt' govt.You can protest and clean up at home and still protect your image overseas and Nigerians abroad, you know.[/quote]Must you throw insults just because you want to pass across a comment? If I ply insults back as an exchange, can you stand the heat?

Give me the justification for having corrupt Government? Give me the justification for having yahoo yahoo on the rise? Give me the justification for Sony not to talk about what is wrong in a nation that cannot do what is right?

So sad to hear this news this morning. Well, he would forever be remembered.

RIP Chief Gani Fawehinmi (SAN).

Respect your own country first before asking others to respect it for you.

You are asking for Sony to keep silent about a matter that brings national disgrace not only in Nigeria to Nigerians but as well to Nigerians in the international scene. When I tell peeps I am from Nigeria, there is that look of distant thought, which I can definitely say smacks of; ''oh that country with high corruption rate''. You are requesting that the disgrace be nipped in the bud, while the fundamental root of disgrace amongst Nigerians themselves continue to escalate.

Nigerian youths in our University are presently at home or probably in the cyber cafe as we speak due to the uncaring attitude of our leaders both within the University and the Federal Government. These youth are idle and jobless. What do you expect of them? Or should we talk of the amount of half-baked undergraduates being churned out from our Ivory towers who continually remain jobless? What do you expect of them? Sit at home and and wait on their poor parents who have not been paid salary for months to feed them? The easiest means to make the money is to enter into the cyber cafe and send these ''silly and grammatical blunders'' of emails to various dimwits across the world. Sony gets a hang of these, they use it for their publicity stunt, you are here shouting that the Federal Government should put it on hold!

Let the truth be said from all quarters, maybe one day, we would all come to our senses!

I wonder what the noise is all about. Sony made a statement of fact, Nigerians are crying wolf. What is wrong in stating the truth by Sony? Do you know the enormous amount of fradulent emails emanating from Nigeria daily? Why are there no shout to the FG to stop this scam on the increase?

Just of recent, a Nigerian (medical student) in the States was accused of duping three banks in the States including Bank of America up to the tune of $85,000. Where is your Federal Government to stop him?

Another Nigerian in the UK, who is a UK Engineer graduate, uses his work station PC to scam people off their money. He was recently arrested and jailed. Where is your Federal Government to stop the bad publicity emanating from we Nigerians?

Sony have a right to say what they want to say. Afterall, our Leaders are busy thinking of how to siphon the next allocation of Oil revenue and accrue it into their various and respective bank accounts. Yet, you people are here shouting to the same leaders to stop a company from giving us bad publicity when our own leaders are the pacesetters in blatant and unmasked bad name giving.

Very soon, I have a dream the word ''corruption'' would be matched with Nigeria in the dictionary!

OK, am out. Nice fun guys. Continue with the wooing.

spikedcylinder:
Lol. Pataki is at least 52. Folly clocked 49 last May.

Your a !

Baby Ebony,

When I got the magic stick, imagine how peeps are trying to run a good man down. Hun, this loff is wantintin.

chic2pimp:
She don retire oooo.

To my official residence you mean? Tell her, I am waiting for her in my Birmingham ranch. I have been informed of your messenger proficiency.

Ebonyeyes:
I feel you bro

Let me FILL YOU IN.

Shut down to all these distractions. . . .  



Where is tubabie BTW?

These Chamo sef!

You better go and face Bakassi-cylinder.

Ebonyeyes:
You sure about that hunnybun?

Hun,

My word is your world. Endless rivers, cannot take away the fact that, I ain't loosing you to all these hunters/wooers.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4483235#msg4483235 date=1252086971]Surah the tailor. . . . . .[/quote]Hahahaha


Baby Ebony,

I ain't related to no one here. Born Pataki, I die Pataki. Why not be my Mrs. Pataki?

Ebonyeyes:
Hi hun will try

Hi Sugar pie,

Do not mind all these predators. I got all the best for you.

Ebonyeyes:
Daaaayyyyum Sauron you got my stats to a T

Have you forgotten Sauron is a tailor?

follypimpi:

I just got off the fone with Superman sorry u r late hombre.

Will type to your response later, am on the fone with EbonyEyes. It is getting kinky and skanky.

tkb417:
and what is shes in London?

ure late, Folly is on the train

I don charter EasyJet. Make hin go by train.

tkb417:
yes very wooable
she just sent me a pic
gorgeous!!

Where can I woo her?

follypimpi:

Eyan Pataki,U alrite bro ?

Under this weatherz, ain't easy brof.

follypimpi:
Bristol bro.

For real? I was still in Bristol some days ago. Is she wooable?

Who is EbonyEyes? Is she in London?

ThoniaSlim:
lol. . .you know he can't take your place now. . .  

So where is my own place?

This thread is quite old. I remember it from back in the days mhen.

tubabie:
@Topic
Wooing is still trendy and should be carried out subjectively.

Noting the keywords: ''Trendy'' and ''Subjectively''.

Time I threw away objectivity and become subjective. No more go slow for my life.

platinumnk:
*peeks in*
are the ruffians and busybodies gone??

Good

Who are the ruffians and busybodies?

This is what I do not get, the moderator took her time to clean the thread, the thread had returned to normalcy, but you in your exalted foolishness and need to bleat like a lost goat, you come addressing peeps as ''ruffians'' and ''busybodies''?

What is with you all these retarded goats springing up and here there on this forum? Common sense is definitely not in your league nor is it something you have ever employed.

tubabie:
You need to keep yourself up to date before bringing your opinions out in the public.
There has been a constitution amendment last year which makes that point null.
The Judge contrary to your implication is not answerable to the Public but to the President(Oluseun Osewa) of this republic and the Attorney General. His position is an appointed one not electoral.
Your request smacks of a desire to foment unrest with no good intent for this republic.

There is no where in the constitution where it says the Judge and Jurors' conversations must always be in public.

*here is the latest copy of the constitution of the Federal Romantic Republic of Nairaland.Please read.*

YOUR HONOR, I hereby tend the above, as a slander and allegation which a member of your cabinet has thrown at such an eminent and important personality as myself.

I kindly request she tables forth her evidence as to how I desire to forment public unrest. If she is unable to, and unwilling to proffer an apology, I would be tendering a court case against her for libel and slander against my person.

Yes tkb417. That is why we the honorable personalities still left on this forum must strive to maintain the dignity and sanctity of this forum. By upholding our disgraceful constitution, which has never been used for once in this court room.

What say you all?

IFELEKE:
Pataki,
That was a judicial code meant to be cracked and decoded by hon.tubabie _{so,carry your eyes commot}
btw,
She is not a property so seek caution!

Judicial code my foot. I have studied the constitution of the land. And under section 13, sub-section 1, paragraph 2 of the Nairaland Romance Act Code, I quote: ''It shall be the duty of elected public officers of the forum to actively discourse in clear concise and articulate manner all forms of discourse pertaining and non-pertaining to the proceedings with the court. Failure to comply with this, implies that all persons involved be relinquished of their positions within which, a 30-day investigation is conducted by a five man panel of selected honorable personalities on the forum.''

I hereby kindly request that you Judge IFELEKE please step aside from the powers bestowed on you till the independent five man panel enquiry have conclusively concluded this matter which I have hereby tendered infront of all and sundry.

tubabie:
Stop being preposterous . The buddy is the private chamber of HIs honour where he talks with his Jurors.

Has he been promising you some goodies? There is no promotion for you in this court. What are you and his honor discussing in the secret chambers?

IFELEKE:
_{holla mi amiga, buddy is messing up. . .copy?}

  Ojigbijigbi!!!

So na even you! Incorrigible judge! Amiga ko, konga ni. See this judge oh. Na person property you dey claim buddy is messing up on top?!

@ Judge,


Na who dey do party? I came here to steal my tubabie. Anything short of that is not acceptable to me in your court of law!

Speaking of which I need to bring a case to your notification soonest. I have been tortured and brutalized by one of your own court official this very afternoon, by the magnificent picture which my eyes have beheld.

@ OMO OBO aka monkey pikin,

Who dey teach you Yoruba? Omo-ina feeling funky. Na your type?

I am everly relaxed joor olodo.

I no dey fight you oh. You are sometimes level headed, except when that 24hour madness enter ya head.

spikedcylinder:
If you don't stop all these, I will lock the thread.

Try it and see whether there would be any koboko for you tonight!

OMO IBO:
ROTFLMAO @ POINT AND FLOP.

o boy, make i like d1ck before? see this guy.

E ka re ooo
so gbon
ka re

whitelexi:
I don die

They are coming out of the closet now! Manner-less vermin of no reputation.

Where you see one, you see the other. Na housefly wey no get legal adviser, na hin dey follow dead body enter grave.

Foolish set of boys.

OMO OBO,

What is your own job? Court maiguard? Keeping tabs on things. Silly boy.