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@ Plat,

I have been following this story for a while underground mode. Those who know me very well, know I have expressed my grave concerns about that TheSeeker dude on this forum. I knew there was something fishy about him. I have also seen some of your facebook interactions with him (your profile is porous to be honest) and some pictures he took of himself while you guys were dating and comments you made (possibly out of love though).

I would not want to go on further with this case, but I sincerely hope you have learnt a very good lesson from all these shenanigans.

As for that scammer, oh well!!!

it was the train conductor, an ugly  middle aged Nigerian male, probably in his fifties or even sixties, short, fat, with a very large bottom dragging behind him very close to the ground. He was smiling at her, trying to make eye contact with her – the kind of smile a man gives a woman when he’s “interested.” Nkechi refused to smile back. She refused to even maintain eye contact with him. She looked away. She was not interested at all. In fact she couldn’t think of anything more unattractive than the middle aged man smiling at her. No thanks. Urrrrggh.


Now readers, what we have here is an “uncle” in his fifties or sixties hitting on a young lady in her very early twenties, on her way home from college. This is so typical of Nigerian men. Nkechi is not interested and refuses to smile at him or even maintain eye contact with him.

You are just in your early twenties? If you spent like 10 years in Nigeria, how are you so able to deduce and come to a grand conclusion of Nigerian men esp. in the UK? This is what I do not get of typical London stereotypes like you. Assuming a false air of knowing it all, sheer arrogance and infantile conclusions based on silly thinking. Walk in a man's shoes for one day, maybe you will learn to appreciate the other side of the opposite sex. Not to say there are not men out there who are goats, but generalisation is totally wrong.

@ OP,

Which naija forum did you obtain this claptrap from?

I laugh in Cantonese.

@ debosky,

How much are you being paid for typing up the word ''ban'' in all your various contributions to the romance board? I reckon you do have been a naira-millionaire by now!

michelin89:
[b]But meeen you need to slow down on that big grammar. [/b]I went to David's site and couldn't understand a word.

Even me wey know Italo nor dey throw bombs like that.

Sofree eh!

I heard that, it is the only way you can perfectly beat Seun's word filter and still get google to place ads here! Words like ''i.diots'' can be replaced with nitwits, simpletons etc.

michelin89:
Pataki, how you dey? Oh I can see you are fine. Well that's nice. Now back to the topic, I remain of the opinion that all these threads about mods are moved purely by ignorance.

You don't know that's why things are so confusing. Educate yourself: click on rules.

And yes, nor be my fault say una too lazy to read.

PS: I'm glad you like my drawing. Ciao!

Hmmm. I love your drawings, never knew you had an artistic mind though.

I do not know? Well, I am not obliged to explain what I know right? Let it be that way.

debosky:
No swearing allowed on this thread Crackles. . . you've been warned. 

Understandable grammar is my forte, something completely different from pointless verbosity that you specialise in.  

You must be getting high this evening with your silly self. Keep on wallowing in your self grandeur delusion. It sure pays for someone in need of anti-psychotics.

debosky:
Na you verbose pass for this forum Pataki. Classic case of pot calling kettle black.  

See charcoal looking for a black pot? Remind me what your siggy states?

I suspect this thread would be locked soon.

michelin89:
@ all

You don't even know how NL is organized. The moderators are not responsible for all the woes in your life. I mean, na my fault say you nor get better thing to do than spit ignorance at every corner?

Clap for yourself. Rather than making uguarded statements in your haste to show you can throw insults around, why not go back to your drawing? You make more meaning and sense in that area than trying to joustle up words and verbose to display the air head you have.

Well poster, life throws harsh things our ways. You do be a wimp in life to deviate to the negative side, simply 'cos of this situation you got involved with.

debosky:
Yes.

Ha! Your case is getting simpler.

You need anti-psychotic medications.

debosky:
That is my one flaw - I am a fine boy.

Was that, what the mirror in your bathroom told you?

debosky:
Pataki you must be bored.  

From experience you must know by now that I don't need anyone to 'support' me  - as long as my actions are in line with forum rules, I have no issues justifying them.

Pataki is bored? Debosky go and sleep my friend!

You do not need anyone to support you? I am sure, your fellow moderators and female admirers will be swarming these thread very soon (that is if they are not yet here already)!

backlash09:
Lol, @ Pataki, don't u know dat when a Mod is under attack, they send in their sidekicks to defend their yeye HONOUR??

Really? I have forgotten the modus operandii here. Anyways, with the ''moderator section'' which is invisible to ordinary members like us, anything is possible for them to do.

MyHonour:
I am a pilgrim here too, i just signed up, but i have been reading all your posts, i know all of you, and yes you too mama-gee
i knew you were going to come here ASAP!
And yes, i know debosky, he is my friend. And no slowpoke is yoruba for idi-e-doti (a compliment in this case and not an insult).

I see!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=364770.msg5094580#msg5094580 date=1260557281]Gbenusoun, a vocation is a vocation is a vocation An agbero like you should be happy your status has been upgraded [/quote]*Hitting the ''report to moderator'' button*.

See this village exposed internet tout. Can you please type in English? How many times must I tell you that the standard mode of communication on this forum is ENGLISH?(!)

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=364770.msg5094513#msg5094513 date=1260556471]Wished it didn't stop at banning Wished it was extended to decapitation/fumigation/extermination too


Some people are just born solely for the purpose of being a pest and thorn in the side of those in the authorities, lucky you Pataki, you have found your niche/vocation [/quote]Niche on nairaland? Oh yeah right! I am simply a pilgrim on this forum these days. When are you going to be banned next?

MyHonour:
Hey debosky is doing a good job. You guyz should stop tryin to soil him - a bunch of idiots!

Who are the bunch of idiots? Your first post and it is insult embedded and you already know debosky? Debosky, who is this person?

backlash09:
"Stop attacking members unnecessarily". Couldn't you even come up with something more convincing? You make me sick.

This is hilarious! I have once been banned from whomever was the trigger-happy-ban-button-moderator making glaring grammatical blunders in a haste. I came back, to find that the moderator had gone to modify the grammatical gunshots blown my way.  

Sometimes I wonder, whether they are able to rationalise issues. Not to say there are no brilliant moderators amidst them, but faeces mixed with correct ogbono stew equates to a putrid and irritating substance.

debosky:
We are doing that as well - only if members will bring cogent and reasonable arguments regarding wrongdoing by mods instead of crazy accusations with no basis in reality.

You.  

Whomever you are on this forum, if you cannot respect peoples' space, and you feel it is your prerogative to insult simply because one moderator or several others is/are your buddy(ies), you will be insulted back in full leash!   What button are you talking of in the first place? Report to Moderator? Which moderator? I laugh in Swahili!

Ban me? I ain't scared of that rubbish word. I have once being told ''a moderator'' sent another member to come and insult me once. . . . well, they have another story to tell today!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=364770.msg5094427#msg5094427 date=1260555475]Is this the biggest clique on Nairaland now?[/quote]I heard it is. The invisible hands of nairaland.

debosky:
Nah, there is a larger collection of muppets on the Man Utd thread.  

See insult oh! Which moderator am I going to report to now?

debosky:
Encouraging members to disobey forum rules is an offence.  

What forum rules? You lots like deceiving yourselves!   Address the wrong doings amidst yourselves before coming to harangue other members of the forum.

Whom have you deliberated upon to ban next from your ''moderator section''?

Nairaland will never change!

tkb417:
i supervise the sexuality section . u want some action, come over , nobody gets banned there

Sexuality section? Action? Oh lala!!! Who are the latest girls there? I hope it is not all those posting their naked pictures here and there on YIM. When you dey show for this end sef?

@ OP,

Do not let anyone spoil your fun here. If you are insulted, DO NOT HIT THE MODERATOR BUTTON! There are intellectual ways of handling such nitwits on this forum.

Luckily the sky is not blue today! We are beating Chelsea live and direct.

My mind is even settled. Emirates stadium is blazing red!!!

@ Sky Blue,

I enjoyed the dexterity of your argument and how you posit your points. Very convincing and enriching.

Secretz:
Well, the English language has appeared to have already been 'murdered' in this very thread. kpele.

Apparently so.

The first thing I did upon opening this thread with the 'fanciful title' was to check the content and writing of the original poster. And I was not shocked to find gross and over glaring murdering of English writing at its best. Not to the say there is no truth in the topic; but I expected a perfect touch of lucid English writing. Or is it Americans with their antiquated phraseology in English grammar?

Damn it! That picture is a classic! I must have it as my profile picture on facebook!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=355891.msg4978332#msg4978332 date=1258955198]See as Mr Point and Kill use scope and take style plead the fifth and put his hand up that he is an olodo, talk about a numpty stating the bleeding obvious


DISCLAIMER: Once again, I ain't talking to no one [/quote]Ha! Lion dey sleep quietly, na mosquito wan come wake am up?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=355636.msg4978297#msg4978297 date=1258954492]@ Pataki


O ba furo e Na my yansh you take sweep floor so One more squeak from your puny arse and see if I wouldn't invoke sopona and amadioha on you this morning [/quote]Tape your gob my friend! Why are you foaming from the face?! Can you please speak English next time? It is the universally accepted means of communicating on this forum please.

What say you about Men of God? I know you do not go to church again though.

Jakumo:
If one listens to the cadence of black American English, many vestiges of African pidgin English can be picked out.

American : He done went over there already.
African : He don go that place already

American : I'm fittn' to go see my baby momma.
African : I been wan' go take eye see my pikin mama.

American : Them niggas booked up. They was runnin' fast than a mu'fugguh, tryin' to git away from the po-lice.
African : Come and see how mugu dem dey run for police.

The cross-pollination of linguistic idiosyncrasies between America and Africa has spanned generations, and will continue on into the future unabated.

An interesting insight into a possible research work for those into linguistics.

Pataki:
You are so not serious. So who are you talking to? Last time I was told, it was a certified mad woman on Nairaland who talks to herself.

You suffering from Personality Disorder? I might prescribe some ''lithium'' for you.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=355636.msg4978264#msg4978264 date=1258953791]Knew it, said it na jeje I kuku siddon dey mind my business as usual and didn't call anyone's name I can see some people foaming at the mouth which is a classic sign that they are due their hourly horse tranquilisers [/quote]Your brain surely needs some electrocution to bring it alive. Or prolly, they are too dead to even waste some megawatts of electricity on it anyways. Or how does one lace his post with this emoticon: '' '' and yet to you, it is synonmous to ''foaming at the mouth''? Classic myopic understanding at its best.

Busybody, I do not work in Nairaland Railway Corporation. So carry your early morning ''periodic'' wahala go jare.

Back to topic. . . . . .  

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=355636.msg4978230#msg4978230 date=1258952400]^^^ Trouble himself I ain't kuku talking to no one [/quote]You are so not serious. So who are you talking to? Last time I was told, it was a certified mad woman on Nairaland who talks to herself.

You suffering from Personality Disorder? I might prescribe some ''lithium'' for you.

A government that invests in generators rather than innovative technological means of generating sustainable electricity for its citizens is totally useless. While Brazil today can boast of using the ''un-usable'' to generate its own power supply, Nigeria on the other hand boasts of it pecuniary strength to buy noiseless and environment-destroying generators for its own economical development. The world surely has a lot to learn from us.

@ Topic,

Interesting read. I believe Tunde Bakare is right with most of his assertion and statement. But the truth is that most of what he is saying, also applies to him. He should stop pointing fingers at others while he himself is ridden with the same witchcraft that has enslaved the modern day church.

I remember listening to one of his messages back in the days on OGTV, where he was accusing other Ministers of God of accruing titles to their persons, while glaringly on the tv screen was his own name as: ''Dr Tunde Bakare''. How a trained lawyer turned to a full time Pastor suddenly becomes a Doctor surprises me. Or was it back in the days when he used to come for a yearly youth program in Abeokuta, and he was heavily guarded by body guards even when he was ministering on stage. Where did he ever find that from the bible? Tunde Bakare has over time consistently, made grievious errors in matters of prophetical declaration more importantly in respect to the nation called Nigeria.

All these so-called MOG need to seriously go and find the true God. The glamour and strive to be well known all over the world based on your fanciful and endearing way of talking is absolute rubbish to me. Until it becomes less of me and more of HIM, no-one amongst themselves is fit to point a finger at the other!

In summary, hold no accountability to any MOG, but rather to God.