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RomanceRe: Is This Normal? by Pataki: 8:25am On Oct 01, 2009
I suspect she must be having some kind of skin disease. If you have physically examined all her body part while in the love making session, and all is intact, then she must be having a form of a disease, which she is working towards recovering from.

A woman whom you constantly shag is not shy.

I wish you all the best with her.
RomanceRe: 10 Most Dangerous Mistakes U Probably Make With Women – No. 1: Being 2 9ce by Pataki: 8:18am On Oct 01, 2009
deji2009:
if you being too nice you rot there girls wont pay you attention
especially in this country Uk
So so true.

I had a chat with a friend, whom I just had as a friend yesterday, and she told me, I am such a nice and kind person. I laughed inside of me, if only she knew, I stopped being nice twenty minutes ago. I have noticed women at times, deserve the rubbish they get from men.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Nairaland Female Members' Pictures Say To Me. by Pataki: 1:55pm On Sep 29, 2009
spikedcylinder:
Elenu town council. grin grin grin 
Are you minding that alfa oniranu? grin cheesy grin


BTW,
How is your ''reason'' doing sef? tongue undecided (translate into yoruba).
Nairaland GeneralRe: *****HOLD YOUR BREATH LADIES & GENTS, Latest Pics Of Mr Nigeria 2009***** by Pataki: 9:46pm On Sep 24, 2009
The guy use lips and mouth resemble Obasanjo. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
BusinessRe: I Will Transform Anambra Into Dubai - Soludo by Pataki: 7:27pm On Sep 24, 2009
What an ironical statement from Soludo. It will be an intellectual insult on the sanity of educated Anambra citizens if Soludo ever becomes their governor.
PoliticsRe: Yaradua In Saudi Arabi To Commission Private University. by Pataki: 7:24pm On Sep 24, 2009
walata44:
@Kobojunkie


Don't u listen to news or read your daily newspaper?
Oh my dayz!!!! shocked shocked shocked

I have missed this forum. MBDTWL!!!!!! grin cheesy grin



@ topic,

I have always known this man to be daft. This priceless piece of information proves my thoughts umabiguously.
BusinessRe: New Naira Notes! Arabic Is The Reason? by Pataki: 7:17pm On Sep 24, 2009
@ gadogado,

Are you implicitly saying that; having Arabic signs on the note is a true example of diversity in Nigeria and it stems the way for development?
RomanceRe: Is It Right For A Lady To Propose To A Guy? by Pataki: 2:38pm On Sep 17, 2009
Well, I got that rude shock, and I can surely say, I was startled. Still mulling over it. . . . If a lady truly knows what she wants and values a man, she should go for the man.
RomanceRe: Will You Stick Out Your Neck For Him/her? by Pataki: 2:30pm On Sep 17, 2009
Bf/Gf thingy? Nah. Wifey? Yeah.

I have come to realise girls these days are not worth the stress.
RomanceRe: Need Ur Advice In This Critical Situation by Pataki: 11:19am On Sep 11, 2009
As hard as it is to do; walk away. She is not yours, and her heart does not lie with you.
RomanceRe: How To Make A Man Fall In Love by Pataki: 11:16am On Sep 11, 2009
@ topic,

Never ever make a man fall in love. It comes naturally for a man. If you induce it as a woman, it hardly ever lasts.
FashionRe: High Maintenance: Does It Get You More Dates? by Pataki: 12:53am On Sep 09, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=320828.msg4507504#msg4507504 date=1252453762]Very bad for business.[/quote]Will you and tubabie tell ferguboy to come and learn how to dress like a man from Prof Wenger.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do One Removes Their Membership From The Nairaland Site? by Pataki: 5:36pm On Sep 08, 2009
michelin89:
You can do that yourself.

Download the link on know your posts on this topic:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-294521.0.html
Don't jump ahead of yourself. What is the point of posting your thread for me to see? I know what I am saying when I stated I want the notification button disabled. So if you do not understand, do not respond.

@ Seun,
Is there no way the notification button can be permanently disabled? It never used to be there, and I do not want it now. I cannot stand unsubscribing from every thread I post on, on the forum.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do One Removes Their Membership From The Nairaland Site? by Pataki: 4:43pm On Sep 08, 2009
Please permanently remove my notification button. It is driving me bunkers getting notifications to threads on my email! I am sick of it.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Again! A Nation Without Solution by Pataki: 3:09pm On Sep 08, 2009
I am sorry, I cannot read it.

No paragraphs at all! I cannot bleed my eyes out.
PoliticsRe: Solution To Everlasting Electricity Failure In Nigeria = Mike Adenuga by Pataki: 3:03pm On Sep 08, 2009
oyb:
expertise in one field does not automatically translate to expertise in another
Not necessarily true.

Hire the best of brains, and see whether it would not succeed.
GamingRe: Nigerian Government Reacts To Sony's Playstation 3 Ad by Pataki: 3:00pm On Sep 08, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=320653.msg4503938#msg4503938 date=1252418278][size=14pt]Not all Nigerians are yahoo-yahoo boys BUT all yahoo-yahoo boys are NIGERIANS.[/size] grin grin grin grin grin[/quote]MBGTWL!!!!!! grin cheesy grin
RomanceRe: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by Pataki: 2:56pm On Sep 08, 2009
ThoniaSlim:
Now I cannot stand dudes like that. . .they piss me off with a capital P!  angry

I remember months ago, during service. . .some dude kept on staring at me in church. . .after the service. . .he came and was like. . .oh the Lord ministered to me that I was the woman of his dreams, I told him that it was such a huge coincidence because the same Lord also ministered to me and told me he certainly wasn't the man of my dreams!
Haba! A brother must at least try innit? Give it to him for walking up to you with his legs clattering together and still opening his gob to say something. tongue

@ topic,

I wish the Lord would minister to that usher in my church. grin Or is it only brothers the Lord is ministering to? grin
GamingRe: Nigerian Government Reacts To Sony's Playstation 3 Ad by Pataki: 2:40pm On Sep 08, 2009
muyoto:
ALL of una wey dey cuss my beloved naija, na thunder go fire una!  angry angry
Thunder will first fire those yahoo-yahoo boys sending those scam mails  from your area. If you are in the cyber cafe as well with them, thunder fire you join. grin

Na dem dey cuss my beloved naija pass. Yeye!
PoliticsRe: Are There Still Men Of God In Nigeria, See Yar Adua. by Pataki: 2:37pm On Sep 08, 2009
This is frightening. And I do expect my future kids to see this picture and reckon that this scarecrow was our president?! shocked
PoliticsRe: Primate Babatunde Elijah Ayodele's 2009 Predictions For Nigeria by Pataki: 2:33pm On Sep 08, 2009
Ibime, you are a JOKER! grin
PoliticsRe: Nigrians,never Buy A Sony Electronics Produst,it Kills And Can Burn Down your Hous by Pataki: 2:29pm On Sep 08, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=320778.msg4503678#msg4503678 date=1252416261]He bought a tokunboh Home Theatre and he's trying to blame Sony for it.
Even if he had bought a brand new product, shouldn't there be a 12-month warranty for it?
The poster is a joker. cheesy[/quote]The first question to have asked was whether the poster knew what is called: ''warranty''.  grin What a hypocritical tool. You would never see him coming out to tell peeps not to buy okrika products. grin Yeye person. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Apologise To Maurice Iwu by Pataki: 2:18pm On Sep 08, 2009
A deliberate attempt to annoy the mind of the sane. Is Iwu still alive? lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Nigrians,never Buy A Sony Electronics Produst,it Kills And Can Burn Down your Hous by Pataki: 2:13pm On Sep 08, 2009
This is so childish and foolish. Bad grammar, wrong place to post your thread.

Just because SONY drummed out the hard felt truth, you seek to bring them down with your mouth and fake unsubstantiated stories? Do the right thing for once in your life! There are yahoo-yahoo boys sitting in that cafe with you, sending a mail across the world as I type, preach to them to stop. Rather than coming out to attack the messenger, address the message which SONY passed across.
GamingRe: Nigerian Government Reacts To Sony's Playstation 3 Ad by Pataki: 2:06pm On Sep 08, 2009
Nigerians and their ineptitude to mull over matters intellectually. Nigerian Government should SHUT-UP!

Where was your Nigerian Government when Rita of Koko Mansion was talking about yahoo-yahoo and all other ill-vices in the country? It is right there on youtube. It was aired internationally and locally on  your tv stations, yet you do not find the likes of Dora coming out to talk against a poorly educated woman who spoke the sincere truth about Nigeria right inside Nigeria. On the contrary, everyone laughed about it, inclusive with her poor English language expression.

All of a sudden, the Nigerian Government see this as a publicity stunt against SONY. And the same Nigerians who laughed at Rita, are now hyperventilating against SONY. Foolishness at its best!
RomanceRe: Wat Is On Me?ladies Pls Tell Me. by Pataki: 5:20pm On Sep 07, 2009
I have a dream, soon and very soon, ASUU will call off the strike.
PoliticsRe: Is Hiv Aids A Biological Weapon Against Black People ? by Pataki: 5:08pm On Sep 07, 2009
oyb:
see who is talking - how would u survive without the Internet which enabled you to plagiarize negro and ibime's counter disses wink
Are you on hallucination pills? Do you just want to make do with words to depict you can also type in English language? Plagiarize negro and Ibime's counter disses? Where? huh Cheap lies to make sound as what? undecided

oyb:
na because of the same internet some people can come and blow opata theories about how the white race engaged in a conspiracy to decimate blacks cheesy cheesy
And wikipedia has the best answer for you intellectually, to refute these opata theories? Carry on!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Please Read This: by Pataki: 11:19am On Sep 07, 2009
And this madness still continues?

I remember once I was stopped around Yaba by policemen in plain clothes, I had international documents on me, my laptop, some pounds sterling as well. I never even thought, I could be stopped just randomly like that. Thank goodness I had my NYSC id card on me back then. Immediately, I just flashed it in his eyes with deep-seated arrogance and flaming anger, the idiot told me to go without even searching through my things. What a relief.
PoliticsRe: Primate Babatunde Elijah Ayodele's 2009 Predictions For Nigeria by Pataki: 11:09am On Sep 07, 2009
Ibime:
Yes sir. . . . I have long been preaching about the accuracies of Primate Adebayos predictions cheesy cool. . . . Primate Chimpanzee's prophecies never go wrong, not because of any divine revelation, but because his predictions are almost statistical certainties!
I reckon you are a statistician yourself. Why not make predictions based on statistical certainties and let us see whether it would come to pass.

He made those statements last year, and I am still in utter shock, that they are coming into realities and some are already a rude shock to the nation.

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