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OMO OBO aka monkey pikin,

Your neck would soon break off. It would be to my delight anyways.

Please on a second thought, leave out the insult that started all this fracas sef.

Dis Guy:
you are basically acting on someone elses fear

do you know that the draft for islamic banking options was done way before sanusi resumed?

Under whose regime? And why is it now that Sanusi is thinking about bringing it into light?

Personally for me, I see it as good.

Nothing replaces palm oil for me. Back in my earlier bachelorhood days, I use palm oil. These days, I use groundnut oil. Depends on me mood though and what I have available at the moment and whether I got visitors (females) coming to visit moi.

Garri all the way for me! Semovita is too energy zapping in preparation.

@ Poster,

What class are you?

ThoniaSlim:
lol. . . nope most of them are from lagos state. . .ogun and osun state. . .

Are you trying to reveal my details here?

My first toasting was back in primary school days. I did not directly toast her, but throughout my primary 3 year, I kept giving away my food pack to this blackmailer of a friend who told me, he was going to tell her, that I liked her.

The first ever toasting I did, was to this girl with a big big breast in my secondary school days. It was she who caused it anyways. Ended up ranting her my childish toasting back then, she immediately ran off to tell me friends about it, who started making jest about it. Boy, did I wee on my school trousers that day, stabbed classes for the rest of the afternoon. Been searching for this girl till date. . . . just to finish what I started back in the days.

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You again! Why are you shocked? I met your sister of recent.

My knowledge of agriculture is becoming faint. Is beans grown in the North or in the South? I seem to think it grows better in the South-West. So where is this unfounded and baseless story coming from?

Another misplaced priority in the shooting. What a country!

Without any apologies, the name in itself is a piss off! Islamic banking? wtf??!

Used to be in my dictionary. . . . . but of late my M.O. has changed. Totally thrown away that archaic approach.

Wooing or Yahooing? Who still does that these days?

Tkb, I go reply you later tonight as to why I no just gbadun that gabryl of a girl. At the moment, my eyes dey see double.

As for madam ''na rhetoric question, no need to reply'', na me she dey talk say she no want? High time, her medications are reviewed!

This topic is subject to relativity of personalities. When I tell a lady to give me space, I actually want to sort out my feelings between her and possibly someone else. When she demands for the space, I automatically switch into the mode that the affair is over. I just simply move on with my life.

No one said it is going to be easy. But what matters the most, is not making a foolish decision while you are in the process of recovery.

Make friends, but never start thinking of a relationship immediately.

A heartbroken woman is very difficult to engage in emotional talks. No matter just what you say, she ends up doing the exact opposite.

Well sorry about your plight, time is a healer of wounds. Wish you all the best as you journey on in life.

Keep your head up.

Funny enough whenever I kiss with my eyes open, I get good feedbacks. But with my eyes closed, no response at all.

Too many to determine which is the most romantic amidst all.

wunmilyn:
both bf,gf,senior and poster
all dem be mumu. 

Abi oh!!! ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!

Yes there are.

But what incites your interest in them?

whitelexi:
As usual, u are wrong about everything, my age, my friends, my life.  . I hangout with people who are many yrs older than me, it is a credit to my learning curve. If u had any sense in that bony head of your's you'd see from my pic that i cannot be 33 as u claim - just like your online identity resides in netherlands when your real identity resides in london, i have an online identity, it has an online age to go with it dumbo
Pataki, u are just as brainless as u look and sound, its now so bad i think u need 24hr psychiatric custody before u harm yourself or people around u

You have not read the thread and u have started running your vile tongue. . .  You do not joke with people's daily experiences, it only shows how much of it u lack. So what? i have friends that are nigerian but raised here, who have minimal knowledge of how sharp our girls from back home can be? So what? i have foreigners who date naija girls as close friends? So what? i prefer to stand out as the one amongst them who is the free-thinker? So what?

You may think you're smart pataki, but to me you will continue to be a little boy who goes about running his mouth on NL. . .  Take a look at your posts and tell me what percentage of it is useful to anyone? Its all about abuses and rants, u are a very sad boy, so sad i wonder if u were deprived at certain stages of your life - it actually shows on your pics. Pataki, u obviously had the rough side of life but u dont have to wish everyone was like u, thats not kool. . .  not kool at all.
If u need help, u should seek for it.  There are many poeple on NL alone who can help u

LOL! Clap for yourself. You have a long way to learn of Pataki on this forum. Get it straight, I can never be bothered of what you a hopeless 33 year old idiot takes of my person on nairaland. That said, I am extremely delighted I am drumming the home truth to you. Furthermore, I do not reside in London. You dumb prat!
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Back to your gobbledygook. . . .

If, I have not read the foolish thread, yet you explicitly state that: ''You do not joke with people's daily experiences'', what are you then trying to say? You keep affirming your low intelligence and ability to cognitively engage in a discourse.

Who cares who your friends are? What boggles the mind here is, you incessantly flood the romance section with the filth and astonishing stupidity of your ''so-called'' friends, while you as a person assume the impression that you are right and above them! While at the same time again seeking for how to ''fix'' it. At least, I am not the one who brought this brainless boarding-house-secondary-school topic up.

Listen hard son, you need to change your friends. Show me your friends, and I would accurately describe who you are. So far so good, your so-called friends according to what you have been posting of them on this board of their stories/lives, stink of high idiocy. And not suprising enough, you are of the same finest quality and brand in my own perspective.

Have a good day.

whitelexi:
See your life?

You are now a wreck, going round NL looking for my trouble cos i exposed your ass

Next time, you'll take out the log from your bulging eyeballs before u look for a tiny pieces in another person's eye

You have no iota of shame at all. Who goes about posting stories of my friend is this, my friend is that. All keep ending up in the dustbin allocated to stupidity on the forum. It smacks of what you reek of: 'gross stupidity'.

March on with your brigade of fixing things for your ''friends''. Those who know better can decipher that you are nothing but an insecured Arrow, who hides under the cloves of ''the story is about a friend of mine.''

Bringing secondary-school-boarding-house stories to the forum by a 33 year old man. Shameless thing.
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OK, allow me to be pedantic for a sec. Your friend goes out on a date with his girl. The stupid lying girl from a background with a convent meets her senior of yester-years, lies about her man, and the senior girl from the same background with a convent admires the man openly. Is that not stupid to you? I guess not. (Ode). And the mumu boyfriend is looking at his lovely date for the evening going down the drain. . . .and he remains clueless right? And you are looking for how it can be fixed here right?

Brainless buffoons. Birds of a feather, flock together innit?

whitelexi:
Girlfriend and Boyfriend go out on a date, they bump into girlfriend's senior in high school and boyfriend excuses himself so they can catch up a bit. Trust girls
Senior asks: who's that guy? Is he your boyfriend?
Girlfriend, not knowing how it will be percieved [as they both attended a convent sch together], says: No, he's just a friend, a good friend.
Girlfriend is troubled by the very open manner in which senior is admiring her man, and then senior asks to be properly introduced!! Girlfriend and senior walk towards boyfriend and an introduction happens, and longer-than-normal-handshake, and a lot of eye contact from senior confirms girlfriends deepest fears.
Senior decides to join in on the date and boyfriend reluctantly agrees, seeing that girlfriend has not objected. For girlfriend, the date was ruined because senior was very active in the conversations and throwing so many questions at boyfriend, and boyfriend's efforts at involving girlfriend in the convo were futile because senior almost immediately jumps in to answer - even before girlfriend can think of what to say.
Girlfriend doesn't know how to tell senior that this guy is her man, boyfriend remains clueless to whats going on. . . and senior, being someone who points and kills, is going after her latest potential kill with a lot of anticipation.

How would u go about fixing this issue?

**Yawning**

Foolish story, Foolish poster!

London dey respect seniority so? Some peeps just like to dey pack shit throwey bring for story for this forum sef.

Senior ko, junior ni.

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=311525.msg4385517#msg4385517 date=1250721765] [/quote]Babe, where have you been? Missed you oh.

Regards.

It is best you left your statement uncompleted.

How was he able to drop you off where you can get a cab easily, still went ahead to drop your friend off and still come back meeting you in time to request for your mobile no? Something is definitely amiss with your story.

oyb:
going by the stuff in the media about soludo's soft loans etal, i'm don't think one can say sanusi acted hastily. and when one considers the sheer volume of debt burden. . .

Are you indirectly saying, these sacked CEO's saw what was coming and they ignored the warning bell?

babyrl:
Hasty in Nigeria?

Do you know how many days it takes to mobilise money in this country to bribe people to stop sanusi?

It does not even take days, it just a matter of a phone call away. Well it is Nigeria. So anything goes in there.

Le Moor:
The most preposterous notion that the Homosapien has ever dreamed up is that,  the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration/adulation/financial contributions of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery/contributions. Yet this absurd fantasy, without A shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.

Wow! Easy dude with the grammar. We all can relate to simple English. Could you please relate to that? (Just for the sake of ikeymann)