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tope5000:
Brother pataki . . .e chill na

Not with these all summer girls that me eyes have been jamming! Which one is Brother Pataki oh? Ma so mi lenu oh.

tope5000:
Now what is going on here

You are her friend right? You should have warned her to steer clear of me. I have not been on the internet all day long, just got home tonight and saw the heap of applesauce directed at me, and the lady I was addressing on the forum, from a random mad-struck teenager. If she wants more cyber words, she should reply me!

All for what? I should go and and get a room?! Moreso, when I warned her to back-off! Some peeps need to know that not everyone deserves to be addressed even if it was meant as a statement of humor.

brein:
You inclusive!!!

How am I crazy? I have always maintained my sanity right from day one on this site!

Cristalz:
@tpiah
Enjoy yourself, babe.  .  .whatever helps you climax at night.

Thundering typhoons! Are you now born again?! Time I truly repented myself.

The gratuitous predilection of some members to utilize grandiloquent aphorisms as the exclusive means of dissipating their scholarly mehu-mehu, being unmindful of the wanton discombobulation such actions evokes on the diminutive comprehensive capabilities of an illiterate suya seller like me and possibly our OP, is rather unbecoming of them.

The likes of Dede and Jakumo pls desist from aggravating the em. . .

The quote above was from Mai Suya. I have not stopped laughing anytime I read that statement from a thread titled: ''Nigerians and Big Grammar?''

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-279182.32.html

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=279551.msg3976684#msg3976684 date=1244126544]Why are you still talking about your picture? Did I not make it clear the first time? Lol let us try again. You are doing the whole forum a favor by not putting your picture up and more importantly, saving me from reliving the traumatic experience I had when I first saw your huge ass pentagon shaped forehead. Plus, we all, maybe not Dae, know your picture is used to induce vomiting, so please don't give her the impression Pataki's face is worth the wait.

Wait, wasn't it you that said that my 5 minutes of attention from you was over?? Why are you back for more? It seems to be a fantasy of yours that I follow you around or that I like you. Unfortunately, there is a handsome to funny ratio which you've fallen way off. Try again when you're done evolving.

Funny that all of this started when I simply asked "Who else thinks Pataki and Dae should get a room?" The way you guys took offense to it and are feeling guilty about it makes one wonder.

Oh well,

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Who's next?[/quote]You are dangerously daft in a million ways! You are blessed with foolishness but cursed with stupidity. Now pray tell me, what would Pataki want with you? I was totally appalled that the queen of foolishness had the temerity to mention my name in her post. For someone who believes her role model of men emanates from the moronic male friends she sleeps around with, hence she assumes that men can be dumb, speaks of the fact that you had no fatherly example set for you. I have told you, Pataki is the last person to address on this forum. I deal with idiots, infact, I cherish haranguing cyber morons of your caliber. I do not go looking for trouble, but once idiocy comes knocking on me door, I have the perfect antidote to addressing it. Many at times when peeps like you post on the forum, it is always easy to know, you are a bad child from bad parenting!

You this internet werepe stricken girl! Now back to what I look like. . . . . I make you vomit right? Fantastic! Now I truly confirm, I am indeed a living horror! And what were you doing searching for what I look like for? You cyber useless and hopeless slut! No wonder, all you can ever think of, is getting a room. What a silly and stupid mind you have.

Not everyone on the forum deserves your moronic attention. Go and get a brain first. Or possibly think of a transplant before you ever dare mention me name in your stupid postings on nairaland henceforth!

Very funny my post was quickly deleted by whomever it is though.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=279551.msg3973172#msg3973172 date=1244058138]haha it's so easy to know when you're mad, you start trying to make yourself sound sophisticated. I love it though lol.

Aww. . . you're just mad cuz I've never asked you for yours. Sadly, I only ask guys that I know are cute for their pictures. Poor you.
Hey, maybe Dae will ask for it but here's a tip, show her one without your face so that you can finally have a shot with a woman.

It would please you that a female is finally paying attention to you yeah? Sorry to burst your bubble but I only know that cuz in all the threads you've posted in you have made the same comment. Here's a second tip, try shutting up to avoid repetition.


You're welcome.[/quote]Very easy to know the voice of a teenager. Who came pressing Pataki's name into her post? Ask for my picture? Girl, you ain't near it! I do not go round showing my picture to any random female idiot. In fact I do not show my picture to any. I rather show my presence, so forget your puerile 'tude of asking male for pictures and they quickly show it to you. I am far beyond that nonsense!

LOL! Pataki repeats himself? How did you know that? You really have been stalking my ass on this forum! You are darn so jobless. Sorry, I am not into you, so piss off! Next time, not everyone you see posting on the forum deserves your stupid attention. I do not pay you one, so keep my name out of your idiotic mouth!

Dr Kitaun:
u sef wan chop ur share for the N36bn in question ?

Man, when I hear contracts me mates are bagging in that same Lagos, I bow! I am serious oh. I know say you get leg for Alausa well well.

nuzo:
U wan share N36bn with Asiwaju ni? Pray, make him no catch your tiny legs around Alausa.

In my language, they say, one road does not lead to the market (ona kan ko wo oja). I no go dey look, make people dey make this money just like that.

Interesting piece of article. I have not read it comprehensively. Would read it up later at night and give my opinion on this matter.

There are no best three Governors in Lagos State. Only Fashola tops them all!

Dr Kitaun, abeg I want some Lagos contract jare. Make I contact you off nairaland?

dae:
Well, i honestly cant slap a man, and NO i have never slapped a dude. I no chop dat kind liver. Although it depends on what he does oh!!! like if he tries to raise my skirt, i will bitch-slap him, bite him and then finally kick him in the balls. But if na just toasting, haba, ki lo le to yen!  
Have u been slapped? ma paro ooo

LOL! Have I been slapped by a woman? Yes. And I regretted ever raising my hands to beat her up thereafter. We are good friends today, she is married, and we sometimes reflect on those juvenile days in the neighborhood and laugh it all off.

Aside that one time scenario, I cannot lay my hands on a woman again. But I can tongue lash a woman. So I am not allowed to raise your skirt and have a look huh?

dae:
DISCLAIMER; Not a guarantee and nothing is refundable 

You are a NUTTER!

dae:
  i try! u are crazy funny too, lol

lol, I try to. Although, I have different persona/representation here.

So you really planning on slapping me for real? I am no womaniser and woman beater anyway. But a woman who slaps a man publicly deserves an acute touch of emotional torture. Have you ever slapped a man whether privately or publicly?

dae:
You are a very funny boy. Sure, i cann apply for the cook position (great opportunity to poison your stingy ass)

So you really plan on slapping me up? I am not who you assume I am. I like you great sense of humor though.

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=279343.msg3971978#msg3971978 date=1244047090]I see that too[/quote]Really? I thought I was delusional oh. And note that Aloy.Emeka never quotes anyone directly. Aloy.Emeka would rather copy and paste your comment and put it in quotes. Only one person on Nairaland as smart as that person is, does that!

olabukola:
Don't say what you don't know miss
Hahahahaha are u sure u are yoruba
Then who am I?

But honestly the party is not a secret cult initiation why planning in secret? Print an IV and distribute among yourselves. its more matured than this rubbish you guys are doing. £20 party. UK guys and sstinginess|_

And it is someone privileged to information that is giving you details on what is being planned? Height of silliness. And your English writing by the way, is pathetic.

AjaraEwuro:
I have warned you enough, wait till your di ck turns to your belt, 360 degrees, you will then know that AjaraEwuro is no mean name.

Who let the dog out?! Woof woof woof woof!!!!! Keep on barking!!!

AjaraEwuro:
Mr Pataki - I think the most important thing right now is for you to go inside your bathroom, open your fly, check your di ck and se if it hsnt done a 360 degree rotation and as you watch, you will see the di ck wrap itself around you from head to toe, then you will know how not to talk against AjaraEwuro.

Aja, stop barking!!!

Why is your warped up life only centered around manliness manliness manliness? Are you a dickhead? What a closet gay! I would not be surprised if you are actually the guy shown on crimewatch.

All you stupid Nigerians disgracing Nigeria here and there. See where you are sef? Hackney of all places! Land of online credit card theft. Little wonder you know how to infiltrate the forum with several uncountable identities.

dae:
LOLOLOL, completely unuseable girl, he will bust nuts/explode inside his belly all the time he see's a naked woman, cos his kini will be malfunctioning!! lol

See wicked girls! Una never reach! You think it is only a man who has a weak spot? Mind you it is not all men that their kini is bugged down when it is attacked!

@ Secretz,
U are living example to what I can do to a woman from my dark heart. So tell my dearie dae, what I can do and undo!

@ dearie dae,

It is only you and no else oh my dear. I have signed your love on my heart oh. No amount of public slap will aggravate me to do you any wickedness.

asha 80:
And you really want change in nigeria

MrCrackles:

Wow, i cant believe your comments!

I used to believe Nigeria would change! But that is a political mirage! Is the Lagos of three years ago, the same Lagos today? He may be stealing money, but at least, out of all the governors so far, he has been the most outstanding!

AjaraEwuro:
Its dogs like you who bark until your butt holes dry from shit. I will rather say you are a goat and not a dog, you stupid frog.

Aja Ewuro of Hackney is doing what he knows best! Utter incoherent nonsense! First, he is a dog, then a goat, now a frog?

You are a waste of sperm in human form.

dae:
sho wa fe sukun ni bayi? i thot u be gbogbo big boyzz! wetin happen? mi o ni ko igbo si e lapo, but ma ko coke si e lapo!!  

Cry ke? Ko joor men! Na the loff wey I get for you dey do me one kain one kain. Why do you hate me this much ehn?   All you ever thinking of is doing me evil.

I go unleash my dark side on you oh.

sistawoman:
I have sat here and watched you toast her all morning. Not bothering you at all because I am good 4th wife and understand you are looking for wife #6. But for you to deny the 5 of us in an open forum like this is unbelievable.

Alakoba! Wetin happen to your Sauron, Chamotex and David? You have finished and disposing them off like tissue paper.

Abeg no come pour sand for my garri with my dearie dae oh!

dae:
Hissssssss, in your dreamz! iru e ko!! if it happens, i should be banned for life from NL!!! LoL --- after all the 5 wives bethrothed to you eh! oloju kokoro!!!!

What have I done oh?! See public internet slapping! I have no 5 wives bethroned to me on nairaland abeg! Ma ko igbo simi lapo! No one else but you na baby.

Tats:
Please don't make anyone to go jump in front of a moving train!
I want to get home early today! Network rail must not close the tracks.

LOL! Are you minding AjaraEwuro? What are you rushing home for sef?

@ ElRazur,
You really have time trying to address Aja-Ewuro on this forum. Best you let the troll keep barking to itself.

If he likes, he can steal the money, so far he is being productive, I am least bothered!

Nairaland members are crazy. I swear!!!

LOL! And yet you are using a 20 Naira dunlop worn out slippers. Elenu fe!

Send your cost summation to my email contact. My PA would arrange things on my schedule, and I would be informed appropriately.

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=279343.msg3971064#msg3971064 date=1244040135]Dollar rise, business slow na so I dey nairaland. Are you one of those that think am biina, osewa etc and will soon report me to fbi? [/quote]I thought you are in Nigeria huh? Wetin concern you with Dollars?

dae:
This is not making noise, e go do u like film trick! u go dey see stars and birds around you for 6 months!

We go know who be master after the ordeal in the bedroom. And you are carrying your heavy sef for the next 9 months!

Keep on making noise on the internet oh!

dae:
dude, dont disrespect  my dunlop mehhn, they can buy 1 million of you!! its pimped out yo! I saw you the other day looking at it as if u wanted to steal and sell it. Thats why u see me padlocking 'em to the stove. If u try to steal it, stove will burn those skinny hands of yours!!!
And Oh common, you forgot to pay the water-bills. They cut the water, so we can "tamba" no more( those good ol' days). Sebi u are the one that will always go to the bathroom of restaurants and stores then u take all their tissue and bring it home, now u're trying to blame it on something else!
Blame it on ur cheap-ass
blame it on ur joblessness
dont blame it on me me me me me
LOL

dae, you are a very funny girl. Let us not derail this thread. If I expose you ehn! LOL! Me I dey steal tissue from restaurants and stores? Your brain don dey do jaguda run tey tey!!!!

So how did I propose to you? If I were to do it again, how would you want it?

Aloy.Emeka,

How come all of a sudden, you have a penchant for creating threads spontaneously. You remind of someone on this forum.

dae:
trust me, u try it with me, u wont even be able to do anything for 6 months! this one that u are typing and jaboing anyhow eh, u will be somewhere else receiving tratments and theraphy!

And who are the weaker sex huh? Yet you are making noise here. If I handle you once! 6months no go reach you! You are heading for 9months straight away!!!!