₦airaland Forum

dae:
You prolly used ur hand to raise her skirt up!

Oh! But you liked it, when I did it with you.

dae, you are a very razzz girl. You are still using those nasty looking dunlop slippers. Let me upgrade you to flip flops. See you claiming ajebo, when we know it is water and hand you use to ''tumba''.   Tissue ko, paper ni.

@ topic,

Give her a special delivery from DHL. Package it like as if she is about to unwrap gold, only to find the ring and a message from you announcing your proposal!

On top toasting her?

What would I have done to deserve a slap in public (I am trusting that she is sane though)? Anyway, the wickedness of my heart will allow her to get away at that point, but trust me, she is in for a jolly ride of her life!

So what would I do? - LOL! Best not said on the internet!

dae:
LOL, Is that not how u proposed to me? and the other 2 wives in ajegunle and okokomaiko? stop frontin' o!

You must have been mixing me with your Agege tout boyfriend who keeps buying those 20 Naira dunlop slippers for you.

You know you are the only woman in my life now, and no one else. So tell everyone, how I proposed to you. lol

dae:
Just curious, so people actually use straws for icecream? 

LOL!!!!

dae:
~ go to the cinema to see a movie. Arrange in advance that at the end, a large slide saying 'Will you marry me?' with your names in front of the whole audience. The applause at the end of the movie will be something special

~ Depending on where you are, you can hang out with some friends, then on a paper spell out W-I-L-L-   U   M-A-R-R-Y    M-E, then ask some kids around or friends to hold those papers while u're on your knees.

~ Go to your favourite restaurant, order food, then dessert, cake preferably with will u marry me written on top of it with icing.

You have been living in fantasy island well well.

@ topic,

Buy her a splendid car with customized plate no: ''Will You Marry Me?''

dae:
Do u make 6 figures in a year? (in $) --- if yes, then we can work something out.

Thief! 6 figures ko, figure 8 ni.

Mschewwwwwwwww

luxoire:
how is complimenting arse kissing?

Any of your business?

JJYOU:
you are gradually working your way to becoming most sensible poster on NL. God bless. i dont actually accept there is anything good in drinking acholhol but i stand by your right to express your opinion. you have a fine mind.

JJYOU:
she is in your league. you guys are always worth reading

Another ass kisser on the prowl! Gosh! Darn irritating for a married man!

Where is your bible to preach against those drinking alcohol.

alanNHS:
Can anyone actually confirm whether he is still in the UK or has returned to Nigeria? If he is in the UK where is he and what is he driving? Other law enforcement agencies in the UK are also looking for him.

Which NHS trust are you? Maybe you have additional information that can help fish out the guy?

And where is Reverend to make Sista's day? Sista, the defender of America.

Is this the first time, the North would be saying they can survive without Niger-Delta oil? What are they hoping to rely on? Their nomadic way of life?

Not again! Well, I do not blame those who try to distant themselves from Nigeria or Nigerians even right here in the UK.

It can be nauseating and annoying most times.

I do not take nairaland serious.

Anyway, just because you are a June celebrant, joyeaux anniversaire !

Mai Suya:
@BCR you don start again with ethnic bashing o! I no fit fight today, abeg. . .

The gratuitous predilection of some members to utilize grandiloquent aphorisms as the exclusive means of dissipating their scholarly mehu-mehu, being unmindful of the wanton discombobulation such actions evokes on the diminutive comprehensive capabilities of an illiterate suya seller like me and possibly our OP, is rather unbecoming of them.

The likes of Dede and Jakumo pls desist from aggravating the em. . .

I am completely knackered, flabbergasted, and gobsmacked by the pedantic level at which you have displayed your superior sagacity to the topic at hand. While noting that a mere suya man like you, has arisen to the excellent mastery and display of grammar; a mere acquiescent being like myself, humbly wish to apply under your pedagogy in order to succinctly express big vocabulary and be inferred to as a grammar pundit.

lagbaja:
This will turn out to be a stupid decision taken by Punch. All i need to do to make them feel their stupidty is to subscribe to their page with the N1,500, copy their content and use it to create a masquerade of their page and offer it free. I will even make some money from google ads.

LOL. . . . . . But would there be no copyright law to the content of their reports?

Sounds like a good idea though. But to be honest Punch Newspaper have LOST IT.

Tell him to resign, and go solve his health issues.

Emperoh:
O boy this grammar na wa!! Just to describe how professionally you cried?


If you don't feel comfortable dong some abnormal things before your GF (esp. if you claim to love each other)
then there is an issue about that affair. . . . . .I have done so about 2wice or so.

Show of emotion does not diminish anything in that affair unless una dey lie to una selves!!

Oh boy that your grammar in bold, na real wa!!

love2008:
i need the advise of an nigerian man to help me please if you are here please listen to me .

Talk we are listening to you.

I just re-checked again! And news reaching me confirms, you are a living terror at the moment. Na only you, God bless reach this level.

No, I do not drink. So will you stop the drinking if you want me to develop the interest?

Yes I do cry if something hurts me so deep inside. But NEVER in front of a woman.

Remember in me secondary school days, one of me friends taught me how to never cry whenever I was being flogged by any teacher most importantly when you have to impress the girls.  

Laugh is contagious. Just start laughing like a mad man. . . . . she would follow suite.

spikedcylinder:
LOL! This guy, you have an elephant's memory. I have since dashed out the ikebe to motherless babies.

@ topic

Really, Baileys does make me feel light headed and relaxed. Works especially when I'm abroad, jobless and a liability to my hosts. I'd just go in my room and sip away!

Dash ikebe to motherless babies? Last time I checked, it was forever flourishing. God is an awesome wonder!

Drinking is bad, whether male or female. But more importantly, when a female indulges in it excessively, I have my reservations about such ladies.

Only in Nigeria. Is there a source to this story?

If indeed this story hold water, then Gen, is speaking with a load of bile stored up in her. It is not as if her act is top notch itself. So please spare me. . . . .

In times past, I do have felt somehow for this kind of thread. But the dude in question, himself is a shady character. After hearing how he lied against my person (alleging I stole into his nairaland account), just because he wanted to impress some nairaland ladies, he deserves all he gets.

blacksta:
thanks  pataki


i figured that out when i clicked on the headline link and it was asking for money.

Do I blame them, with the advent of the internet, and easy access to information from your mobile, who has the time to be buying printed copies of a newspaper?

Just that, their method is archaic and stupid to me.

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Right from my university days, those whom I have seen dating and living together inside the same house never ended-up marrying themselves.

So in my opinion, the hopes for marriage with unmarried couples living together is very slim.

Nothing!

[quote author=becomrich. link=topic=278539.msg3960750#msg3960750 date=1243883865]Do you want the FBI to come after you. I know what is going on. Aloy emeka aka you know who. Do not play with me. Have you slept in prison before. You may be about to sleep there.

Don’t get fooled by this website, some of the people are login under several names. Like Aloy emeka is iibine, ibime, osewa , he has many name,   What they have done is edit my posting sometime. They have moderator right to edit anyone posting and that is what they do.  


I know you are the one login . Do you know what the Yoruba call people like you, Omo ale. You are Yoruba, because of kobo kobo, you sell the yorubas to people. Your parent should be ashamed of you. If your real name is Osewa, because I discovered that one Jide Oguntimehin that lives in Dc is real owner of nairaland. He pays the bill. Before the FBI caught you for FBI.  

You also have a system that read people keyboard. And have access to people banking account. This website is run by some 419 . They can read your banking information if you log online at the same time.

Have you ask yourself, why a Nigeria website have 300,000 members.[/quote]Dude, go and lie down! You are having a headache at the moment. I still cannot make head or tail to what you are saying. Are all Unilorin graduates like you? No wonder, that school was and still is in oblivion.

If you have any concerns about cyber fraud, tender your allegations to FBI cyber crime watch. Otherwise, you are nothing but a noisemaker here.