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These guys are jokers!

Whether we are still best of friends or otherwise, I am not attending. She had better not send an invite to me. She is an ex, and everything about her remains so. My text or email (if I remember) wishing her well should suffice and be sufficient.

Funny enough, I never even paid attention to facecap with sunglasses as poor fashion sense. Well I do not use facecaps though. But sunglasses? Love them to bits!

oyb:
if u see spikey's big ikebe you will be finished  , even if she happens to be sipping on her 'sedative' when u meet her 

Alfa, your eyes dey see things! I have seen the ikebe, and it is indeed a wonder to behold!!!!!

Abeg make I no talk oh.

spikedcylinder:
How can?!

You don't take nl seriously o . . . .

You have placed me on CCTV watch lockdown abi?

Those were ''sarcky'' notes in my postings na!

Afterall, I do not take nairaland serious.

oyb:
hint:

going by her new profile pic, spikey er, .likes to be licked  


_{see me going offtopic}

Alfa , Alfa , Alfa !

Allahu Arkbar!

Spiked,
Bailey makes you relaxed? Hmmmm! No further comments.

oyb:
spikey, if our hairbraider from the Netherlands should catch you drinking, he's going to er . . .give you one

Give her what? Alfa, how did you know I braided my hair? Na wa o! Have you ever dated a girl who drinks booze?

spikedcylinder:
Hairbraider?!?!?! Which kain hair abeg?

Pataki, you are finished!!!

At least it was not alcohol that finished me na. If na woman now! Just that my own no be like my siggy.

What benefit does bailey do to your system huh?

spikedcylinder:
Thunder fire your beer drinking, Guiness slurping, paraga imitating gut.

Baileys, wa wa alright!

I do not drink beer. Paraga? No. Guinness? Keep on drinking your bailey, but trust Pataki to fire you with immediate alacrity, once I catch you!

oyb:
sooner or later i knew it would come to this

pataki vs spikey

And I know you would always be there as the umpire. Or you think I have forgotten how it occurred in the fashion section once? What are you even looking for here huh alfa?

If you can open your mouth to talk, then you qualify as the gender of the greatest liars.

spikedcylinder:
I hope Baileys doesn't count as alcohol?

What is it then? Keep on drinking oh! Shayo woman! Thunder fire your baileys. Omuti.

oyb:
if i drank,smoked, used recreational drugs, etc,  then i would not consider myself entitled to disapprove of her for doing the same.

if a guy can er . . . 'try all sorts', why should a woman not do the same? or are they er. . .hallowed vessels that should not be besmirched  

to be honest though, we knock each other over our similar vices NL vs FB , cartoons vs home videos

Oyb,

In my own view, vices differ. There are good vices and otherwise. Drinking for me happens to be a bad vice, which my woman should not engage in. I may have engaged in it in times past, but the fact that I am ready to stop and I have stopped, implies my woman should not even engage in it.

Of course, I no mind you oh. Does your wife drink alcohol? Would you have married her, if you knew she had alcoholic habits?

As for your question, well as a guy, you try all sorts innit?

@ Poster,

Who is the girl on the forum?

Man, the truth is that; such girls are not worth it. Move on with your life. This is why, I never delay in deleting any woman who thinks she is all that at any point in time. She is not worth the shoes you are wearing at the moment. Best you forget her and move on bro.

@ topic,

You are such a nice person.

Even the devil can be nice!

oyb:
do you drink?

I drink water. Alfa oyinbo busybody.

Personally, I cannot stand girls who drink alcohol. Wanna turn me off, engage yourself in alcohol as a woman.

Used to be, but after engaging myself in it, I am no more shy!!!!!

It just part of the Nigerian culture thingy.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=278446.msg3955853#msg3955853 date=1243806298]Amsterdam, Essex, Abeokuta.
Should i go on?? [/quote] :oIt wasn't me!

tope5000:
Yelzzzzzz . . . .
We know that shyte make u feel like the MAN

No no. A MAN is always the MAN. What you say should not define me as a man. When you have got it, you have got it!

@ topic,

I am confused. I just got out of a complicated relationship.

tope5000:
Lmao

Girls just say that to boost ur guys ego

Not when every girl keeps saying it over and over?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=278446.msg3955792#msg3955792 date=1243805483]Even Prostitutes say that these days.
Buncha liars. [/quote]Prossies? I do not know of them oh!

Wow! It is too big, you cannot enter me!

Yes I have met a number of nairaland members in London. And all of them happen to be ladies.

At the moment, we are all still close. Nothing more to be said other than that.

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=277869.msg3953987#msg3953987 date=1243758886]Thanks ibkaye for putting him through, I really appreciate your careful elucidation, even though you gave him room to escape.
I know this came pretty late, but  to be honest I was really rocked by the attack, hence chose not to respond  immediately.
I wish Busy_body was around to fight for me, this what she likes best, she had whipped him hard for messing with her one and the only . I really missed you my lolo but hey! you made the choice yourself, ain't gay as your profile picture implies.

@Pataki
If you are the divorce lawyer she mentioned here,


Do re-strategise  but if I'm wrong,I'd advice you come down to naija for a befitting ministerial post 'cos in Igwe's Kingdom, there 're plenty milk and honey.
Furthermore, Igwe is not into big grammar like our forefathers that went to Britain in the early  50's and came back with nothing but big big grammar, but thank God, i still have vacancy for them in my adult class rooms

[/quote]You are remarkably daft. Finish from your adult education then you can come back and have a conversation with Pataki. You do not know whom you are messing with on this forum. You want a piece of my action and tongue right? I would give it you.

Now back to the bone of contention at first, I know grammar is beyond you. You stupidly could not clarify yourself, not until Ibkaye explained a plausible interpretation to your statement, and on a second thought, it was not what you implied. Stop hiding behind Ibkaye's explanation as a bail out. Dumbo.

Then again, when expressing emphathy or sympathy to a person's plight, you do not use negative words to express your positive intention(s). You are very stupid, if you that is beyond you. Learn how to combine words in proper context, and when possible, proffer explanations when required.

Why are you hiding behind women to fight your cause on this thread? What a silly pant you are. What has bumper got to do with this conversation? Bringing irrelevant discussion into another topic? What cheap point are you trying to make? Have you finished chasing y me on the forum? Or she is no more giving you the attention you want? What a goat.

ibkaye:
Loool yeah, I used to think the word 'pathetic' was quite derogatory sounding when people used it to show sympathy, darn these words with their multiple meanings, can be confusing sometimes

You are very intelligent. I still think it is most perjorative in context (my subjective reasoning). Hence, I was rather too forward with my attack. The guy could have set me straight by interpreting the word ''pathetic'' to mean otherwise. On the contrary, his indignant stance to stick to that word without careful explanation implies he meant what  has always been my one sided definition to that word.

English attimes, can be a pain in the ass.

I miss Yoruba language.

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=277869.msg3952205#msg3952205 date=1243716288]What's your problem man,  i felt touched by her dad's death, is that your problem.
I still have my dad alive and will do any thing within my reach to keep him alive brov.
See you when I'm done with the school sha![/quote]Oh really? I have just learnt something new this evening. Thanks for clarifying it out now. You should have done that at first.

Sorry for the misinterpretation of that stupid word called ''pathetic''. Sounds like Pataki sef.

ibkaye:
I don't think he meant it in that way, pathetic can also mean:
Arousing pity, sympathy, or compassion; Arousing scornful pity or contempt, often due to miserable inadequacy


(But I get why you would think he meant that)

I was going to reply with another series of explanation, but the statement in bold has set me free! Phew!!!

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=277869.msg3952125#msg3952125 date=1243715021]didn't you see this? [/quote]Obviously, you have a comprehension/language problem. I will walk you through what she means.

1. Mugs is an English slang word for face. Capice?

2. Her dad is dead. R.I.P means Rest in Peace.

3. She misses her begone father.

4. She does not miss anyother person, as she sees them (mugs) every bloody day.

So what is pathetic in what she has said?

Go back to school mate.

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=277869.msg3952061#msg3952061 date=1243714208]So pathetic babe! pele!
@post
I'm missing my sweetie [/quote]What is pathetic? Someone missing her dad? Are you people OK at all?

You are pathetic.

@ Topic,

I miss Kabaka brothers (my secondary school card betting mates)

I miss big broda house (my uni pals, we all stayed together under the same roof)

whitelexi:
When i'm not mad!

Of course you are very mad. I want you to explain how I stole into your nairaland and for what purpose did I do such?

@ topic,

I cannot even die for myself, talkless of dying for someone else.

[quote author=big_bumper link=topic=277265.msg3950711#msg3950711 date=1243698597]@ Pataki

Come again https://www.emoticons4u.com/crazy/240.gif

Yeah its the 999 one, where did you see 666, a model child like me, watch yaself o [/quote]I see it as 666. Devil's advocate. I have sent you an email right now. Am expecting a reply from you.

Anyways, y'all should drop the sword. Else, Pataki is not servicing neither of you tonight!

@ Bumper,

You are a trouble maker. Because of you, I hereby order this thread to be locked. I do not take nairaland serious sha.

@ Sistawoman and Jenny,

Will both of you stop this catfight right now! What is the matter with you married women? This thread is not about either of you, so cut it!

[quote author=,amebo no1 link=topic=277265.msg3950591#msg3950591 date=1243697385]awww so pataki is cheating on me with big bumper abi [/quote]No oh! It is only you and no one else.

@ Bumper,

Do you chat with Whitelexi?  I want that guy to come here and clear an accusation, I just heard he threw at me. Either ways, send me an email as quickly as possible.

[quote author=big_bumper link=topic=277265.msg3950534#msg3950534 date=1243696806]@ Pataki,

I will not deny anything you accuse me of as long as you keep the line of gist flowing Will send you an email via your pimpdaddy@whatever address [/quote]You have started knowing how to use emails now? Interesting. One year transformation is remarkable! What email address is that? I do not use any email contact as pimpdaddy oh.

Are you busybody666 on those email contact lists?