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@ Secretz,

I totally agree with you. Thou hath spoken well. Will you still be my housewife then?

jumie:
Housewife ke?

What happens when the hubby dies (God forbid)? Will you'll go on the streets begging or run to your in laws for help (plleeaase). Every woman should wake up and face reality! Plan for yourself and your kids.

Is this what marriage is all about now - ''Plan for yourself and your kids''?

Funny enough, no one seems to realize the place of sacrifice in marriage.

whitelexi:
Its like evolution - your pathetic words have lost their effect. Now all i see is a silly man trying really hard to speak english that even the white man will laugh at. Word of advice bro, u can make your point in simple english. . .

Now that aside, why do u air in public your inability to enjoy a common joke? all that abusive language will get u nowhere. . . u see, i have had enough of trading words, it has lost its interest and i'm resorting to other means. You can stop all these silly talk and join the new order or u can sit back in your ramshackle terrace and get lost with history. . .

_{Which will it be?}

Clap for yourself! Just two sentences from me, brought out all what I quoted above? It simply shows, you need a real life mate.

I rather find ludicrous, when gnats of your type tell me to type in English; when obviously, your own posts protrudes of a gross lacking capacity to either type succinctly in that language or effectively communicate as required.

That aside, there are people on this forum, who can make a joke however nonsensical it is about Pataki, and I would rather laugh it off. . . . simply because they earned and deserve that respect, I accord to them. You on the other hand, are not in that league on this forum or anywhere else! Keep my name out of your fat stinking life!

How I so choose to represent myself on this forum, is none of your business. You and I do not flow on the same pedestal, so your ''childish new order'' is not my game. Eat that and drink it down. Whenever I come across your posts on this forum, it reminds me of a bus stop situated right on a zebra crossing. You know what that represents? Utter confusion and chaos. That is what you reek of as a person, not only on the forum, but sadly more, out of the forum.

What a bum.

Lexiwhite:
All this grammar for only me?

Go and get a life. Silly thing.

Stalking people here and there. I wonder how sad, life must really be for you.

Lexiwhite:
Inform madam before she returns from the UK - hopefully she is around surrey and will also catch a guy over there I'm sure Pataki wont mind

You are an utter idiot. Look at this fat stinking pig ejaculating on my name here and there. What a swine. I have warned you, you seem to think, associating my person with your malodorous identity, gives you props right? What a retard.

Loneliness on the forum must really be frustrating for you. High time you get a life outside of nairaland. What a goon.

Tisha313:
being told that I am ugly because I look west africans BY africans themselves is just the last straw.

the point is is that i am IN AMERICA, i am not over in africa. my life is invested here, i have no money to up and move to another country. I have already seen therapy about this and it has no worked. I have attempted suicide once but after reading this post that confirms my inferiority to my own ppl i'd rather be dead than continue to live like this

This is not a joke I presume. Even if it is, it is worth calling 911 to seek for a mental home for you immediately. You are prone to self harm, and best you remain under therapy, until you are sorted out.

Inferiority complex is not worth you taking your life. Stop listening to those voices, as you are beautiful and there is an admirer for you out there.

OK?!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=282577.msg4023381#msg4023381 date=1244911427]Hmmn, won ti de, Jagunlabi welcome oh, I am on my knees [/quote]Onisolenu. Ai tete mu ole, ni oro e.

I had seen the thread for some days now. Some of the representations spark a flame of laughter though.

@ OMO OBO (Monkey Pikin)

Were ni e oh. I no kuku get your time. Shior.

@ Lexi abi na Taxi,

Dude, get a life fast! From one place to the other, making a nuisance of yourself. Don't you know when to let it go? What a namby-pamby!

If anyone has seen her, please tell her, Pataki is missing her dearly.

That girl, knows how to set me straight on the forum.

whitelexi:
I know its a ladies thread, but i'll post as well. . .

I like mine to be a combination of the geek and the player - ie assuming the theory that "the player is in demand for their looks" applies, (I fall into that category and Pataki's just jealous cos he's not as lucky with girls and getting too old). . .  girls that fall into this category are the best!

Just when I thought you had shut your filthy mouth, you still went back to modify your post after hours of posting initially.

Me jealous of a fat snoring machine? Please grow-up. Banging different girls at the same time does not make you a man. Assuming you are calling yourself one though. Been there, done that.

No2Atheism:
@topic

In terms of a lady, I would also prefer a lady who is 55% geek + 45% eye candy.

Are guys allowed to respond to the topic now?

Essex is cool. Raining since morning, but it has stopped now. I wonder when the sunshine would come out. Me eyes needs some eye candies.

whitelexi:
dont be silly Pataki, u're getting too old for that

You humor me a lot. Who loves drama? Was your name not mentioned here even on this thread? Who goes around impressing nairaland ladies with the statement that: ''Pataki is 'h a c k i n g' into his nairaland account''. From all indications, you are definitely older than me, but you have a childish mind.

Maturity does not come with age, it comes with the acceptance of responsibility. Pity that your irresponsibility is glaring to those who know you so well.

In addition. . . . .

You blocked me on YIM? I never even knew! Do not start that dirty game with me. You can as well post the YIM convo here and let everyone see what a coward you were.

whitelexi:
NL and the love for Drama

Very funny that all of a sudden your post can be found in here. Silly pretender.

@ topic,

I cannot respond. It is meant for the ladies.

tope5000:
lol. . .wat if she has it in a hidden place. . .that only u can see?

Rofl. . . at all jare

Hidden or not, my stand is that, no tattoo whatsoever. So you are also a June celebrant, that is nice. Happy belated birthday.

chinesedoll:
Broda pataki
Wat else do u want us 2 cal u
Abi e mo pe egbon ni yin sha! Ke ma fii ara yin wey awon omo kekeke

Sis chinesedoll,
Abeg, no put me for wahala. Very soon people will be thinking I am one Methuselah on this forum, whereas, I still be ''bobo no go die unless to ba darugbo.''

Egbon dey for cell.

Treetop20:
don't know you from adam
i am just saying that the sentiments now can be quite
different from when it does actually happen. no one really
knows what they would do. it is heartbreaking to think about

There are a million and one things, I could do. Heartbreaking? Yes it is. I have only stated the first viable option I do think of at first.

Treetop20:
sounds easy doesn't it
i reckon you'd react differently if it ever happens

You know me so well innit?

She is cheating on me? Well, it ends there seriously. Sending her back to her parents house. Let the whole world know she is a stupid cheat.

tope5000:
No comment ke, u berra comment

On her ass is worse off. There are nice tattoos no doubt, which shows a wonderful world of artistry. But truth be told, I cannot stand my wife with a tat. It speaks volume of her kind of person.

Anyway, this is why one must shine his/her eye wella, before going down that road with any woman. Tattoo wife? Not my type.

tope5000:
bro pataki aint answering my question

This bro thingy, is it a plot not to toast a sister now? Even chinesedoll was attributing that same title to me.

@ Poster,

From your last post here, it seems you have the conviction that she is now delivered. What steps are you taking to ensure she does not go back into lesbianism? There must be something that aside sex, that she feels she wants as a woman, which you as a man cannot provide for her.

Forgiving her is one thing, walking her through this situation is greater task and challenge which lies ahead of you.

tope5000:
What if she tattooed ur name on her ass?

LOL! No comment.

No, I would not like it. And if she so decides to do it after marriage (which is NOT possible), then she should be ready for the consequences of her actions.

Wow! I am speechless. What does it take to be a lecturer these days in our Nigerian Ivory Towers?

This kind of topics arouses sentiments from Nigerians. I have towed that line several times on this forum, not ready to entangle myself in it at this moment. Love the back and forth argument from both parties.

@ No2Atheism,

You have a fine analytical mind! Where were you when I needed some analytical work done some months back!

It depends on your mindset. The only way time would heal emotional wounds is when you divert your attention to something else other than that emotional hurt. If such step is taken, definitely, time would heal the hurt.

tubabie:
Gbam!!

See who is talking! Because you and tpiah, a whole thread was locked! And yet, you are now ''gbamming'' my post.

Yes I met another one by chance yesterday night at a club. Was rather shocked that this was the same troublemaker Pataki on nairaland.

As per friendship, well, I have no interest in that.

tope5000:
Oni iseku se omo le fe ya
I am telling ur gf

Who told you I have a gf? Onisolenu omo ni e oh! O fe ko igbo simi lapo abi?

No2Atheism:
@pataki, i take UK taxpayers beg you, abeg biko wayo wayo , take am easy. no more quarells again now. Lets all make love not war

Alright, I am no more paying attention to this thread. Apparently, the ''prideful Pataki'' offends the gnats and bum of this forum. And sorry to say, as it has been before, so shall it ever more be. Abi you think there can be no more UK taxpayers again?

Iya Charlie go run down! I dey go sleep.