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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by Pataki: 12:01am On Jul 18, 2009
Arghh, cannot retrieve quotes! I swear some peeps take sepe before coming to post on this forum! grin

@ topic,
There are numerous cool ladies on the forum. As for the rambunctious ones, they know themselves already!
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Posts Keep Disappearing by Pataki: 11:43pm On Jul 17, 2009
@ spikedcylinder,
Lol. . . U dey mind me? I had seen the thread since last week. I no just see road to reply the oniranu all these while. I wonder wetin concern post disappearance/spam bot with ikebe??

I cannot retrieve quote easily with my fone. It sucks mehn!
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Posts Keep Disappearing by Pataki: 8:50am On Jul 17, 2009
oyb:
spikey, am sure u know our er hair knotter from holland (what is it with you and guys who do their hair grin) is referring to the only one  part of u as fat, your much celebrated ikebe  cheesy, even in cartoons, it retains its er fatness  cheesy
Oniranu, idi o ni'di, ni ko ma wo kaakiri shogbo? grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Evil Spam Bot Strikes Again Killing One! by Pataki: 8:46am On Jul 17, 2009
Jatador:
". . . .JATADOR i'm glad i have you to bring my complaints to the fore. Obviously i've done nothing wrong, i've been well behaved. I just hope seun, mukina2, AKO, Shaz, seanT21, Spikedcylinder,mohawchic, lawyer, Dis Guy, iice, degoatsky and co. Can look into this mistake and unban me {TUDÓR}. . ."
I almost choked of laughter on my bed reading the above highlighted! grin
PoliticsRe: Alao Akala Awards N25m For 5 Public Toilets. by Pataki: 7:50am On Jul 17, 2009
Is this a joke or a reality?
EventsRe: Happy Birthday Seun by Pataki: 7:43am On Jul 17, 2009
Happy birthday son!
EventsRe: Summer Bbq Was A Success! by Pataki: 10:57pm On Jul 14, 2009
:d!
EventsRe: Summer Bbq Was A Success! by Pataki: 4:13pm On Jul 13, 2009
@ tkb,

No probs brov. I dey around at that time. I attend GloryHouse.
PoliticsRe: Uproar As Senate Cuts Education, Health Budgets To Fund N25 Billion Abuja Road by Pataki: 4:10pm On Jul 13, 2009
OK, here is the deal:

All the money spent so far on education, health etc, what development has it brought unto Nigeria? undecided One idiot is sitting at the board of directors already strategizing how large his own national cake would be for it!

OR

All the money spent on road construction and rehabilitation, how far has it brought us as a nation? undecided



Either way, misplaced priorities or not, CORRUPTION must have its way!
EventsRe: Summer Bbq Was A Success! by Pataki: 3:48pm On Jul 13, 2009
@ tkb,

I dey jare my governor. I even saw your in-law in church yesterday. Gave me momsy's no. I should get to see her. . . . u know as an ex in-law na! LOL!

When you dey show for area?
EventsRe: Summer Bbq Was A Success! by Pataki: 1:26pm On Jul 13, 2009
follypimpi:


Debosky was the BEST DANCER.
What was he dancing to? Apala music?? Ayinla omo wura. . . .

Damn! That guy just stole my shine! Oh well. . . . another time. undecided Even Ashley Banjo of Diversity dares not compete with me!
EventsRe: Summer Bbq Was A Success! by Pataki: 11:54am On Jul 13, 2009
doyin13:
i hope pataki comes to the next one. angry
LOL! Lion dey sleep jejely, na mosquito wan come wake am up?? shocked shocked shocked

Ori e fookasibe! You and who?? Why did you not show your face? I had snippers in place to blow your head off!

@ topic,

Glad you guys had fun! So Sauron is a quiet person in nature?? Interesting! I heard follypimpi is a very likeable person. Who was the best dancer at the party? As for busybody, craze dey worry her. For bringing that her sister down without informing me! When she knows her sister is all MINE.
RomanceRe: Girls: Would U Let Your Bf Date Your Gf? by Pataki: 3:51pm On Jul 12, 2009
Absolute rubbish. . . . . .

Where you not the one who:
whitelexi:
I advised puffy to give it a try, enjoy it while it lasted - even if it didnt last too long! I asked him to feel free to say no if she demanded for anything expensive or if he thought she was being overly materialistic, and many more guy talk i gave to him sha, and at the end he decided to try her out.
He was bleeping her and enjoying the pleasures with the relationship. Now he sights another fresh fish in London and it is time to move on. Offer the same advice you proffered the first time. It surely does wonders to him! It surely depicts, y'all are friends of confusion!


whitelexi:
Something that started so nicely has gone so bad. . .  Somehow we feel bad for even asking Puffy to give angel a go in the first place. We have tried getting him to stick with Angel but he gives crazy reasons like "She's a Nigerian British Citizen and he wants Laura who's a pure Nigerian". This is a new dimension to the whole story but Angel has threatened very much and appears suicidal to me. . .
It never started nicely! It started on a note of ''lets see how far I can get with her''. I do not see any issue here as you friends never gave any good advice in the first place to your friend. U messed with the lady's emotions and feelings. And may God help you all if she does not go ahead to commit the intended suicide.
RomanceRe: Love Across The Ocean: Does It Really Work? by Pataki: 6:21pm On Jul 07, 2009
Ben20001:
Been where? Pls read the post again tongue

the guy is talking of internet-accross the ocean love
It is still possible! I know of a couple who did love across the ocean for five years. And today, they are still married for 28 years! I hold to the notion that it is a matter of your choices!
RomanceRe: What Do U Think Is Wrong? She Won't Cum 2 My Place. by Pataki: 6:15pm On Jul 07, 2009
U met her four months ago? Are you guys in a relationship? What is she coming to do in your place in the first instance? Well dude, slow your roll. Why the rush? Some guys at times!
RomanceRe: Love Across The Ocean: Does It Really Work? by Pataki: 6:12pm On Jul 07, 2009
Been there, done that. Love can work in whatever capacity, only if you want to make it work! It is a matter of your choices!
RomanceRe: Official Romance. by Pataki: 6:07pm On Jul 07, 2009
tkb417:
is this how you speak english at Intercontinental?
u don kolo
LOL.

Baba, how na? Wetin dey shele oh?
IslamRe: Aisha by Pataki: 5:45pm On Jul 07, 2009
So marriage is now the excuse for paedophilia act as done by Mohammed? Allahu Akban!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because We Dont Listen To The Same Music by Pataki: 12:37pm On Jul 04, 2009
ThoniaSlim:
I feel that was a silly excuse she used to break up with you. . .there are high chances she must have met another dude!
You are so right, as my instincts make me think so.

I have responded to u on that page. As I once mentioned, I no dey carry last for that arena lai lai!
RomanceRe: Romance Feedback Thread: Talk To Your Moderators by Pataki: 12:17pm On Jul 04, 2009
This is just an outright attention seeking thread. It is worthy for locking-up and deleting. It is not as if the feedback (if any at all) are taken in. On the contrary, there are already premeditated answers for every concerns raised by respondents on this thread.

Only iice seems to be doing an impressive work on this thread so far. By her having to ignore this thread.
EducationRe: Examination:: True Test Of Knowledge? by Pataki: 11:55am On Jul 04, 2009
@ Poster,

What kind of examination are you talking about - Verbal or Written Examination or both?
CultureRe: Did You Hawk Anything On The Streets As A Child ? by Pataki: 11:49am On Jul 04, 2009
Interesting. . . . .

There was this woman who makes sweet smelling bread all the time. I have forgotten her name now in Abeokuta. She ended-up having an eatery fast joint which never became a success though. Her bread was so tantalizing that, my mum would ask myself and my brother to go out in the evening after returning from school to buy her bread, so we can have bread to eat the next morning and also take to school with it. Along the way, after buying the bread in Onikolobo then, Ogun Poly students will stop us, and immediately buy the bread from us (Because the aroma of that hot bread was killing!). cheesy Before we knew it, we were buying more bread than what we would normally eat at home, so we could sell some to those hungry Ogun Poly (now MAPOLY) students. Later on, I expanded the business to my classmates in secondary school. I was selling part of that 5Naira/10Naira round bread to me classmates.

Should I talk about my popcorn hawking business also? grin
RomanceRe: Can You Bath With Your Spouse Or Bf/gf by Pataki: 8:51pm On Jun 30, 2009
Secretz:
with who? ? ?  tongue
Moonstone:
Yes o! With who? angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Curiosity kills the cat! tongue

If I have to tell you, then I have take bath with y'all! Hey, nice idea though!! cheesy

With the present heat wave around, a cold shower together surely ignites the passion the more. tongue
RomanceRe: She Stopped Picking My Calls Because I Tried Kissing Her. by Pataki: 8:03pm On Jun 30, 2009
Poster, too late for me to comment?

Well, you have been seriously lambasted for your act here. So need for me to dabble into that. Never treat a woman that way, when it comes to getting affection from her. She might have wanted to be kissed, but your manner and approach was totally off-putting.

One thing I will tell you from Romance 101 is that; communication is vital when passing emotions with a woman. It could be verbal or non-verbal. Obviously, you lack a communication skill with her. . . (agro-kissing don kill you die with her). Never been in a haste to get what will be yours for hours on end! Patience is a keyword son.

Cheers.
FamilyRe: Disavantages Of Marrying Someone Who Have A Baby by Pataki: 7:50pm On Jun 30, 2009
emmydee:
single motherhood is not a crime. look at d personality. if she's someone u really like, then u go ahead. if not, pls move on and let her b.
Most single mothers didnt become single mothers by choice.
Mothers have special love for their kids, especially single mothers. It doesnt mean she wont love u especially if your serious.
The statement in bold from the quote above is not necessarily true. Often at times, the opposite may be the case to that statement. In subject matters like this, a general statement to embrace all who find themselves in it, does not augur well with the matter. As there is the subject of relativity amongst peeps to the matter.
PoliticsRe: Becomeconfusionist!still Under My Scrutiny by Pataki: 7:39pm On Jun 30, 2009
texazzpete:
I'm still pleasantly surprised Ikeymann was able to spell 'Scrutiny' correctly. Good job!
LDKMD!!! grin cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Can You Bath With Your Spouse Or Bf/gf by Pataki: 7:35pm On Jun 30, 2009
I can, and I have. Will I still do it again? OH YES! Possibly tonight sef.
RomanceRe: Male[men Boys] V Females [ladies, Women, Girl]. The Grudge Match! by Pataki: 11:16pm On Jun 27, 2009
@ Sauron,

How do you do brov? Been a while now. I did not know you replied me, I just posted yesterday night, logged out and hit me bed straight off!

To be fair on you, you give too many peeps unneeded attention on this forum. How you do it, beats me mate.
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@ topic,
Suit yourselves!
RomanceRe: Male[men Boys] V Females [ladies, Women, Girl]. The Grudge Match! by Pataki: 11:52pm On Jun 26, 2009
What a thread!
FamilyRe: Ladies: Can You Be A Housewife? by Pataki: 7:23pm On Jun 23, 2009
[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=286648.msg4076953#msg4076953 date=1245781059]@ Pataki, in my dream? lol grin[/quote]Yes my housewife. grin cheesy grin
FamilyRe: Ladies: Can You Be A Housewife? by Pataki: 7:15pm On Jun 23, 2009
[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=286648.msg4076882#msg4076882 date=1245780475]if my man is making real good money, no need dealing with weird boss and work stress  undecided

never say never so i don't know what's going to happen until then. my man and kids will always be first. thank God am in a good place, if he messes up, i'd definitely make him shit sweat.[/quote]See the woman of my dreams! I always knew, I saw something in there! lol

As for the shitting, in your dreams! grin

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