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whitelexi:
Like i always say, get your game right. . .  No be for mouth!

No pimping on that day oh!

Pimping for where? Let those who wanna love-vendor, love-vendor anything up. You and this your game sef. With the way you are going, you may be joining them ElRazur and Sagamite in the PS3 games section.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3906558#msg3906558 date=1242994895]Make that Sauron = Tope, Secretz, Tubabie, Ibkaye(if she can prove she is 18) and 3 other unknown chics.[/quote]Keep those two names in bold out of your reach! If you do not want tombola sending you to your tomb. Those are prized possession exclusive for Pataki and friend's enjoyment.

tkb417:
so this sharing formular is already causing yawa.  .   .

okiz

hmmm
Sauron, u cant have 3 gurlies to urself abeg
Ibk? thats a slippery slope to perdition
u have a get out of jail card or what?
think!

Ibk is coming to observe but not to be spoken to or touched
ok?
i tot sauron said Deepzone will come in

u have a surety for me
now, its getting interesting.  .  .  .

this thing must be twice a year

Ibkaye is coming too? Oh boy!

I have got a surety/shawty for you. So if all goes well, she is yours for the night as well.

@ Sauron,
The only woman you do be getting is Tracy from Grays.

@ Tkb,

Who told you DeepZone is coming? I already got myself fixed for that day. So you relocating soon? That's cool. Whitelexi ain't getting any AmakaOne.   I already have a surety for you bro. I am still preparing her on the fire for you though. So no worries, after exams you would have a UK chic to cool down with.

@ Sauron,

You have got a long throat damn! Stick with what you have! You got your PS3 games that should be more than enough.

tkb417:
tactical team formation with no trophies.
u berra dont bring ur badluck to fore on that day

The winners will be in charge of the gurlies!
I'll be the scribe on that day cos a special report will be published on NL after the shindig!

You are coming all the way from Naija to chance us with our babes? Oh boy, that one na long thing! From our tactical team formation errors, we have learnt our lessons and we are improved to handle things better. These includes women affairs.

You, Sauron, Sagamite and ElRazur can handle the PS3, Nintendo Wii games, the rest of the dudes would handle the women and the dance floor. The ladies would handle our food and ultimate satisfaction.

whitelexi:
If u have the right attitude and game, the girls look for u and want to be with u. . .  Una just dey here dey battle for women wey never even show for the venue   Sotay una don bring gunners into the picture sef

So Sauron oh, Pataki oh, or TBK. . .  make una no drag anything until una fit see am physically

Romance 101 - right attitude and game my foot!

So far so good, the list of ladies roll call is impressive. You had better grab your copy now. Do not say you have not been told. Otherwise, you would be using your hennessy as consolation at the meet-up.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=271190.msg3906171#msg3906171 date=1242990886]Tell me why I read tactical team fornication lol[/quote]Wait till you see pictures and hear gists, before you think fornication.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3904581#msg3904581 date=1242947442]Just warning you.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed.[/quote]Lol. . . . . Thanks for the forewarning bro. Taken in and noted.

tubabie:
@ Pataki

Dont mind Sauron, Its just a trick to have most of the ladies to himself!

Really? Well unfortunately, Sauron has been sectioned to the PS3 games arena with Sagamite and ElRazur. He must not be found near any lady. Rather, we GUNNERS are responsible for women affairs that evening. Come and see tactical team formation and play.

Hope you come, all comfy and adorable. Remember it is SUMMER!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3904435#msg3904435 date=1242945846]Pataki, it seems your nemesis will be coming for the gig.
Before you think you can start polying with other ladies, Deepzone is coming. [/quote]Are you serious? Am so busted!

I heard she is a waitress, and also a female toilet security in one of the bars here in London. I did not know it was her bar that we would be using. I just hope she would not be behind the bar that day, but rather, manning the female toilet.

AmakaOne:
@ Pataki,
u dey fear?
Good.
Then my siggy is not too far off the mark abi? 

Fear? I fear no mortal soul. I am rather intrigued as to the dynamics of your siggy.

You siggy is way off the mark, and should simply and only be licenced by me.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3898163#msg3898163 date=1242853106]Tope, i hope you are ready for the gig.
It's me and you in a secluded place. . . . .all night. [/quote]Dude, not so fast mate! Chill out bruva. The only corner available with that venue has been taken over by Pataki. Go and engage ElRazur and Sagamite in PS3 games. I heard you are the best. I will handle all women affairs.

Secretz:
Abeg! Wear am for yourself, and look yourself in the mirror, reciting 'I am beautfiul' again and again!      

I am fine, been busy with these children's reports, anyways, schools out on friday, I will be relaxing next week!  

Pataki is not a transvestite, neither am I on diapers. Do I need to show you 'under' as a proof? You wish!

I would be posting those knickers to your postcode first thing tomorrow morning. Wear them for the meet-up, will ya? That way, I do recognise you amidst the ladies flocking into the venue.

Secretz:
Cheapskate!  

Just when I had bought you some sexy knickers for your lovely ***, you now call me a cheapskate? Would you have known, if I had given them to you on your birthday? Miss Cheapstake's recipient. How are you?

follypimpi:

Oh ok,you should have seen the cue this morning around 7ish this morning,well i can hook u up with sum stuffs tho.

Funny though, not so many people knew about it, but yet, there was still a large turnout of peeps. Is it true, it is gonna last till Friday? I do not think I can create time to get to any M&S at least not tomorrow and Friday is cancelled for me.

Thanks bro for the offer. Appreciated.

@ AmakaOne,

Your profile siggy sounds intimidating. More intimidating is your profile picture. It seems I have browsed that picture in reality.

follypimpi:

Pataki,Dont tell me you goin for the penny Bizzare,anyways i work with M&S.

I never even knew it was 1 penny for some selected items. Not until I passed by the M&S in my town centre some minutes back. Been busy all day long. Unfortunately, it was cancelled, re-scheduled for tomorrow.  So still no show for me.

@ Sagamite,

How far?

Was at a party recently in London, and I met this two Zimbabwean girls who happened to be sisters. When naija girls in there were all forming and acting like as if their shoes were made of gold, these two girls got on the dance floor and danced the hell out of the song: 'Partyrider - 9ice'.

They were the most liberal at that party, just unfortunately, there was a naija dude whose nickname was Igwe that was closing monitoring and guarding those babes - so, no show for boys that night.

Sagamite, what is the latest? We still up for contributions? I hope not. . . . . 'cos am spending all my money on M & S tomorrow.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3885503#msg3885503 date=1242667305]Forgive ma manners.
Pataki says i should keep Secretz secret. [/quote]

Na wa o! Where is Secretz now

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3885424#msg3885424 date=1242666591]Pataki, don't bovver.
You will be in Lagos by then.
Never mind, i will take care of your babe @ the Party. [/quote] I have suspended all trips to Lagos. I do not trust all ye nairaland dudes one bit! Moreso that the ratio of boys to girls is still at large!!!!

Any plans of getting Funmi to fly down?

tkb417:
Pataki cant be in Lagos when im in London.
we have to be at the same place at the same time

So which babe are u guys talking about?
abeg fill me in

Guy nothing nothing oh. Just dey look jare.

bluespice:
who is this lady?

It is YOU.

@ Sagamite,

Trust me to spill the truth, if you are thinking of bringing down bluespice, it is TOTALLY worth your money!!!!  

Thanks mate.

@ Sagamite,

I thought I just posted my email details above? Why does my status still yet read, I have no email details provided?

@ Sagamite,

I cannot leave my main email on nairaland open. Here is one, that I can be reached on: pnaija@gmail.com (spammers feel free to spam am)

I am not going to be on the forum till late tomorrow night. But, I would check the email up constantly and reply you soonest.

Never even knew it was disabled. Who still uses that button?

luckiest:
is this naija or what why are you people deceiving yourself like this as if you don't see what is happening around; if you abuse this girl and you have slept with either a married man or woman na motor go jam your leg. you are raining abuse as if you have not legalised aristo, make una enter bush for all i care; what you should do is advice her without the causes. fire fire una mouth those who have done the same

What a senseless and idiotic post. You can as well go ahead and be sleeping all your in-laws, since you wish nullify the several posts that speak against the actions of the poster.

Birds of a feather. . . . . absolute rubbish.

Orikinla:
Facebook is for wuzzies.

Any dummy can be on Facebook.

A special dummy may as well create such a thread as this.

I cannot and would not marry one who does not know how to cook and cook it well. What would she be doing? Polishing her nails.

mschewwwwwwwwwww

seurhoda:
i came online yesterday to see what i posted, in fact i have not slept or done anything good since yesterday, I even get more confuse to handle this issue , now i see myself almost going crazy, pls who will help me out, pls i need somebody who will help me out,  i am mow confuse

You are still here again? Of a truth you are a goat! Keep 'mowing' confusion like a cow.

Chai! And I missed all these. . . . Page two was the funniest schitzo.

@ Poster,
Why did your remove the picture of your breasts?

@ Eleshin,
You be badddddddddddd boy! See how you wasted her love ehn? Now saray007 is no where to be found. Hope she has not gone to commit suicide for this rejection (hard to get) wey you give am oh.

@ Sauron,
Na wa for you oh. See you cheating on hotfunmi right on nairaland.

@ amebo,
Are you Jenny? What happened to Siena ehn?

nana:
Hmmm,awon omo orun! 18 Pages could turn out to be shitznit @ the end of the day. Had to confirm. See ya there!

So you saw that video too? Who are you seeing there? Do not come empty handed at all. Make sure you come with extra legs and some nice booty.

nana:
Is it happening for real?!

Question?! 18 Pages thus far, you think this is all jokes? Do not worry, you will be seeing pictures on the internet. Better get your best summer wears ready for the showdown! (Eyin omo summer!)

Sagamite:
[size=14pt]Debosky, [/size] Please can you move this to the main Romance section (instead of Dating And Meet-up Zone)?

Why? You want the thread to be derailed? For example, you have seen what the likes of tombola can do with the thread. Let him leave it where it is. We make the plans from here, once it is done, settled and finalized, publicity using the romance board itself can be done.

My opinion.

Catford? Hope I do get enough pussycats. All these PS3 games you people are shouting is not for me. Just make enough women available, if there is options for strippers in the club, please let us know how much she demands.

[quote author=MsGramm@r! link=topic=273056.msg3876087#msg3876087 date=1242468509]If it's  (It is).

Much better.   [/quote] Oh my days. . . . .

Thank you for the correction based on my slip of hands.

Mind you, I dislike contraction, as it does not mark the attribute of a pundit who tenaciously who holds to the art of English Language.

MsGramm@r,

What a queer name. Let's see how far you get with that name on this forum.

@ topic,
Depends on the kind of tattoo and the spot of the tattoo on her body. If it down 'under', that is a NO-NO for me.

biina:
It seems you don't understand the fundamentals of banking. The major bulk of funds that banks play with is the depositors fund. A bank essentially takes deposit from A, promising returns of x%, and lends it to B, at y%, where x is less than y. The difference (y%-x%) is the banks profit. This is why depositors are listed as liabilities on the banks balance sheet, and borrowers are listed as assets. Depositors are like paid up shareholders, with their version of shares being more volatile depending on the length of commitment. The paid up capital is to limit the leverage of the banks so that they do not rely entirely on other peoples funds (hence being over exposed), and also gives them some in house liquidity to play with (like a buffer). Hence one can see paid up capital as the baseline depositor. Those adverts are paid for with mainly depositor funds.

One should not get lost in the theory of marketing, and lose grasp of the reality of the market. Like I said above, the bank deals with two set of people: depositors and borrowers. The CNN adverts will not draw depositors, as the branch network of the banks is too limited to attract such, the deposits are insured in Nigeria, and anyways the banks have enough funds at their disposal. So we come to the borrowers: who will borrow from a Nigerian bank on the account of a CNN advert? Only Nigerians. The banks are not yet in a position to compete effectively in the global market. Thus do not be surprised if those adverts have yielded no ROI.

One might wonder how a bank survives if it does not get businesses. The answer is that it not too difficult to run a bank on a ponzi/pyramid scheme. Aggressively seeking depositors  enables you to rob peter to pay paul, while waiting for john to fall victim. The aggressive pursuit of depositor by Nigerian banks, as opposed to pursuit of borrowers, is evidence of an underlying unprofitability. Add the lax supervision by the CBN, and you could have an insolvent bank declaring profit.

While one would expect sanity to prevail on the board of any establishment, it is unfortunately otherwise in Nigeria. The board of a bank, and in fact most major companies in Nigeria, are often the culprits of the felony committed against the interests of the shareholders and the company. It is not uncommon for the board to make decisions that would enrich the pockets of the directors in the short term at the expense of the long term health of the bank. The poor corporate governance in the financial sector is evident by the large amount of contracts awarded to entities owned by the directors, and the plethora of personal loans to executives, that are written off as bad debts due to non-payment. To worsen matters, when the bulk of shares of the bank is owned by an individual (directly or through proxies like his wife), the board degenerates to a corporate AFRC where said individual's word is law.

Any interest that might have been generated by the ad, and failed to be translated into a borrower is of no value to the business, and is even worse as you have likely generated business for your compettitor.

Succinctly stated! Impressive.