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tope2000:
hmmm. . . .
Then i will get a sperm donor if u refuse

You don't know what kinda sperm you are getting. Whether na lunatic person, na your wahala be that oh.


Take the trusted and tested version before it is too late.

I love my gender, always reasoning with our senses.

tope2000:
who gets to be MAMA? moi

Only if I license it so.

I love you but you are too full of twisted shyte.

I love being male because who gets to be the DADA? ME!

I love being male because I just do the droppings and the delivery method is not my headache. Just give me my baby when I want it!

DeepZone:
What is my fart rate compared to Pataki that eats beans morning, afternoon and night because it's a cheap protein?

Who told you I love beans? Get a grip on your fart ratings. Just might be lucky to have Sauron look your way.

I love you, but do you think I am like you who touches herself?

SICKO!

DeepZone:
No, do pigs wear pants? It's like you are the person that needs the brains after all.

No pigs do not wear pants. See why you carry your fish-brain around.

I love you but you need to know that pigs are at liberty to shit anyhow within the shortest form of excitation mode they are in. Therefore, are you a pig?

DeepZone:
i almost shit on my pants now.

Gosh. . . . . Are you a pig?

DeepZone:
Upgrade to what? To miss world or US vice presidential nominee?

Upgrade from your fish-brain level. I can understand that beauty you don't have, and may never have, but at least get a decent human brain.

If I see changes. . . . I will love you but it will be on a probation.

DeepZone:
pataki, I love you BUT you are not up to.

DeepZone I love you but you need to upgrade first.

Cristalz:
Class get levels na  

Should you not be thinking of how to get Paul Scholes and Rooney back asap . . . I would hate it when you peeps begin to give excuses later in subsequent games when you are reduced to a "class-less" team.

Scrabble?

That game is boring to me. I love word games, because it improves my word power. But once I give a word and my opponent says it does not exist and I most def know it surely exist, I will lose interest. If there is an updated Scrabble dictionary, I can be interested. If not, I revert to my chess where the rules are defined and no need to scramble for dictionary to set things straight.

I prefer to BLOOD it out with my pieces and officials.

Things have changed

I love chess. Aside dancing, my next hubby is CHESS. Give me a good player, and I will spend the rest of my day playing that game.

I have been playing it for well over 12years now. I am a bit rusty, but still the moves are always in-born. Played it well in my Uni days was once supposed to go represent my Uni at Pre-NUGA in OSU, missed that opportunity because there was a strike around that time so I was not on campus. Another of my fishes took my position and we lost it in OSU now OOU.

I need some fish to constantly deal with in my life right now.

damiso:
( i have always noticed at the point of entry that self confidence sometimes determines how the immigration officials relate to you esp when you know you have nothing to hide)

Self confidence plays a lot I must say not only with immigration officials but also with any other Law enforcement officer. I remember one of the few times I shuttled between Amsterdam-UK, there was this night I arrived at one of the UK border airport late in the evening, the Immigration officer asked me where I was coming from, I told him in full confidence, he asked me some other questions without looking at my face, but was staring at my passport, I replied him in all honesty giving accurate and precise information as was necessary for him.

He thereon looked at my passport and was rather shocked that I had two different UK visas on my passport within a short interval of 2 days difference from the same consulate. That was when questions started pouring in, and I answered him accurately and precisely. Just right beside me, an Indian on the same plane with me was detained simply because he gave a slightly different answer which was not in correlation to some details on his passports.

The reality is that, always ask yourself possible questions an Immigration officer will ask you before meeting one or else a simple goof will go a long way to affect possibly.

So ni gbolohun lati so si ibeere yen ni?

Nigeria I love you but I am disgusted by the Leaders ruling that nation.

DeepZone I love you, but you need a total overhauling of your brain/mindset.

@ Akolawole,

You should be caned oh. So you don't know before that Oyster card history can be easily retrieved? Anyways, I have also made my own erroneous ways here sometimes too.

Akolawole:
REFUSAL OF ENTRY! CANCELLATION OF VISA!! then DEPORTATION!!!

Triple combo. That his passport surely has a lot of history with it now.

Kilode to fe je ki da lohun? Se dandan ni?

DeepZone I love you but you allow stupidity to get into your head.

Akolawole:
@Hannibal and Ty4real

Was Glory house the one closer to a junction( 1 way to barking, 1 to stratford, 1 to Prince Reagent and 1 to canning town) ?

And

the Pastor are identical twins abi?

So you sef don dey go there? I know about three nairaland members who attend that church right now. Funny enough I have seen them all, but as usual I always remain invisible to all.

Kilode ti ma se da e lohun? Se dandan ni?

DeepZone:
tsk tsk tsk, Funmi Iyanda wowo? I bet you were harrassing her then everyday but because she felt you were not in her league, you came out here to cast her. Once again, she's cute. Now go and commit suicide.

If to you Funmi Iyanda is cute, I can imagine how you must have been deceiving yourself into the mirror that you are one helluva pretty girl.

Orisirisi I would say. I have seen your types before. All NOISE and NOISE. Now get it straight, Funmi Iyanda ain't all that. You can go bang your head on your laptop to make you feel relieved.

DeepZone:
You mean your trailer park?

C'mon, don't tell me you are more stupid than I even anticipated.

With those proficient hands of yours well vast in milking the cows of Nebraska, squeezing a man's balls is total calamity and willingness to be a suicide victim through your care.

You are just simply a disaster waiting to explode.

spikedcylinder:
You are very dirty minded.
eesh!

SUE ME!!

@ Topic,

Yes I do. In fact once am in the kitchen, I cannot tolerate any woman with me in the kitchen also. Don't want any woman giving me instructions on how to cook and do my chores.

tope2000:
my dear, untidiness n I is a major bad combo

_{come closer let me whisper my addy in ur ears}

_{I am all ears}

Anyways. . . . . you know how to get to me. I will be waiting for you.

tope2000:
Yes,vacuum or something
Or at least leave stuff where he found them not just dump anywhere

Hmmm!

Where is your house once again? I want to see what a neat freak you are truly.

dayokanu:
According to whom? A league where the top 4 teams are constant are you sure competitive is the word?

A league where only 3 teams have won in the last 10years and 4 in the last 15years is that what you call competitive? Then The Scottish league is competitive too (Celtic/Rangers)

Just checking though. . . . . .

Have you eaten? Do you think this is the Bundelisga we are talking here? What other word do you use for competitive?

Ari itari mi

Ibeere Pataki lo beere yen o.

Ta lo le bami da lohun?