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[quote author=A_K_O link=topic=176510.msg2865639#msg2865639 date=1222618917]You reminded me, threads about locked threads, banned members etc also come here.

There is even a why did you lock my thread thread. [/quote]You as a moderator, what exactly is your role? When silly muslims come and denigrate members and Christ on the Christian religion board, what is your own recommendation?

Whats the point? Whoever is tired of the relationship should end it.


For me once I see it is meaningless and useless to hold onto a senseless relationship, I kick it off.

Se e si wa lenu ibeere yi na?

Akolawole:
Speechless

Are you Michael Jackson's marketer? See why it is good to stay in hibernation once in a while.

Orisirisi for real.

yettidear:
@tjadeba

if i was desperate to travel i would have understood oo. i had taken my time to prepare my application all by myself oo,until, people came in.

people misled me big time about the stupid tax clearance.my sponsors were my parents,my Dad a civil servant and my mun a business woman.paid 80% of my fees & accommodation everything was perfect,got good bank accts from my parents, even the letters from my sponsors.

But i took little demons to tell me that my application was not perfect without my mum's tax clearance as a businees woman,so i ate the bait.i fell for it and wanted something fast for the application(not that we couldnt get one by ourselves, but i was considering the time i  had left before resumption).

Now i have to forfeit my admission for the course of my dreams.i blame myself,my parents blame me(my Dad even got a state clearance for my mum after i got the 'fake' one which i refused to use,thanks to the Devil).Believe me guys i was really naive, If i knew it was fake i wouldnt have used it,not at all,i don't believe in fake things and i think that was y it didnt work for me.i told God when i was praying and fasting about the visa stuff that i didnt use anything fake, but if i did that i should be denied and otherwise i should be granted my visa.i didnt have a clue i was wrong. 

I am now in a fix at home.I will have to run back to Abj where i can hide from all of them.

It was all my fault  

I feel so sad, when I hear stories such as this. You have learnt a bitter lesson from this and the aspect that got me was when you prayed to God that your application should be refused if there was any document that was fake in it. Be grateful that you did not get a ten years ban from this application.

This should serve as a warning to all those who patronize people on this forum for documents whether they are abroad or even there in Nigeria. I have said it times without number, got banned a couple of times in the process for saying it with all anger on this forum, yet am not deterred. Visa application these days is twisted and yet still simple if handled appropriately. The basic requirements needed for your application has been stated on the several UK Visas website, areas of further clarification as necessary can be dropped here and there are innocent minded people(VOR, Londoncool, Akolawole, funkybaby ty4real, etc) who will help out in clarifying grey areas of confusion. How in the world would patronizing an individual for an amended tax certificate help add weight to your application. Sometimes certain things are beyond my comprehension.

That said, no need to start sharing blames and blaming yourself on this matter. Trust me, I have been in your shoes, even worse than this, you need to start looking forward, plan ahead and better. Visa refusal to the UK is not the end of the world, and it is not the end of your dreams or your aspiration to be someone better than what you are now. A mistake made does not imply it is all over. The first few months may be hard on you and your parents, but you will overcome it. Look at where you are now, and be thankful. Next September is just a matter of months away, so be hopeful, stay positive and keep your head up.

Cheers.

DeepZone:
Another evidence of man's injustice to woman. If Nigerian men didn't waste and mismanage our economy, will these women be out there in the cold looking for daily bread? men are evil and a necessary one at that.

Must you always try to be synonymous with stupidity? When Nigerian women were at the helm of administration such Patricia and Iyabo, was our economic resources not mismanaged?

Gosh! Female bigotry has capitally eroded your senses to reason.

romeo:
Like they do in La Rambla (Barcelona). It's funny to see men running away like little kids just to dodge them

I am sure there are reasonable jobs that can be taken up other than prostitution. Women forcing men to come crank them shows what desperation these women will undertake just to get a daily living.

How sad.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=178408.msg2886121#msg2886121 date=1222991131]The gay is an idiot trying to attach BY FORCE!!!
I cannot understand why some people choose to complicate their own existence by putting their snoutz in other people's business.[/quote]Best thing is to ignore such wasted wastrels.

syren:
lol, ok o, i'll do that  

Aiight Miss. I have not heard about the musical contract we had on. Are you coming for FOL this November in London?

dyabman:
You RICH , Deepzone got class not low lives like you.

Your name Pataki sounds Insane, don't you think?

If you are not spoken to, face your face!

I will not accord you the attention you want. Now go and play ten-ten with your five year old age mates outside.

NONSENSE.

DeepZone:
Did you win pool this evening? Riches and pataki can never be in the same sentence or am I seeing double?

Go and find out the meaning of Pataki, it takes GUTS to have such a prestigious name!

syren:
is that always guarenteed?
I am happy for now anyway, you guys make me laugh seriously you all are too much.  

See it as: The Pursuit of HappYness.

We are all always anyways. When you ready let me know.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=178408.msg2886069#msg2886069 date=1222990348]Deepzone is a verminous organism!!!

She's so lonely, she cannot survive without dropping Pataki or Hannibal's name in her moronic posts.
I wonder the kind of current that powers her central nervous system.
She sucks!!![/quote]For someone who has lived with COWS, what do you expect when she is now privileged to be within a society? I won't be surprised if she was busy wanking herself away with those cows. What a disgusting pig.

The Female Aboki of Nebraska.

DeepZone:
Is farting a crime? That means i feed well and live large. You can't even get enough food for your body how much less the one that will leave as gaseous waste. Poverty na disease.

Farting is not a crime. But with criminals like you who go around looking for the next available rich dude like me to milk off, anything pertaining to you or your fetid activities is a criminal intent. Get that into your fish-brain.

syren:
good guys like us?
I'm sure deep zone would say otherwise  

but, really r u playing matchmaker here Pataki, I don't know about that.  

I know a good thing, and I will not let it go. Rodents like DeepZone are better terminated.

I would not calling it Matchmaking, I would call it, BEING HAPPY.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=178408.msg2886025#msg2886025 date=1222989660]Harvard graduates while u were milking cows in Nebraska?? Tell us another story.
U have a boo?? Cheese n Rice!!!!
Deepy is calling a vagrant who stays in her house a boo.
Now i am sure u were the one that posted your boy/f relies on u to SURVIVE. [/quote]Are you minding the yokel? Only God knows how many of her undies she has used her disgusting acidic farting to destroy. Keeps looking for a man who will be responsible for buying her undies to keep farting on.

Shameless being.

DeepZone:
My shit is tight and I do not need your recommendation. I cruise control men and not men cruise controlling me and i live in abundance and choose from a pool of men that hit on me daily. I get an average of 10 hits a day from classy men. I mean, harvard, stanford and wharton graduates. I'm sure my boo will be disappointed if he discovers am chatting with a low life like you. Get real and go back to Mushin.

Orisirisi.

Even a Pig will claim accolades on herself. How many topics have you opened on nairaland today? Is Seun paying you to dance out of your frustrations here?

Often times I sleep with newspapers all around me or sometimes books. I prefer to play Sudoku before I finally hit the bed after doing my night time prayers.

syren:
Yeh, the school of hard knocks called LIFE, we don't say it for the fun of it. You guys do the same. But deep down we know there still some decent guys out there.

_{Just that there all taken}  

Yeah the good guys like us are off the MARKET. Just that DeepZone is deaf to all pleas to leave one alone.

I still have a cousin who is of a more noble spirit than me. Are you interested?

syren:
Am I one? a rare breed? YES I am    

Am I looking, why bother, like searching for a needle in a haystack, I'm just chillaxing for now

I keep hearing the same line everyday.

Is there a school where you ladies are taught to keep saying this same things?

DeepZone:
What I want in men

1. Must be at least 6ft tall, suave and stunningly masculine.

2. must be learned and earning a 6 digit salary.

3. Must possess a heavy duty equipment between his legs. a min of 12 inches in length and must know how to use it,

4. Must be a caring, loving and God fearing christian.

5. Must not have a prior child or in debt.

6. Must not be more than 35 years of age.

7. Must be a neat freak

8. Must be ready to put my thoughts and ideas first.

9. Must be a believer in equality of sexes and the 50/50 rule.

10. Must be good with children.

No one comes to mind than: SAURON.

syren:
Yes we are looking, they're a very rare breed unfortunately.

Are you one?

DeepZone:
We still do. Just because you were denied both money and good looks by God doesnt mean it's no more a factor in our lives. Women don't want to make a baby with a monkey because ugly babies do not have a place in this millenium. Ask God for money and good looks and He'll be merciful and loving to grant your request. Meanwhile, take a trip to your bathroom, soap is cheap.

I am sure if they are to create a Prison yard for hideous faces, yours would be the Chief Prisoner. When I call damsels into my mansion, I am not implying you fit into one. Just because you happen to be a woman, does not make you a desire for my eyes.

Can you imagine this farting orangutan calling me a Monkey? Even monkeys are opportune to be showcased in Zoos, who will take pride in acknowledging you?

DeepZone:
Because babayaro didn't attend university doesn't mean he was an area boy. You are not getting me. Money is not everything and i know why you are arguing this b/c you are trying to blame your woman drought on poverty. I feel you, brother.

I beg you for once, reason with your senses. You have one, UTILIZE IT!!!!!!

ibkaye:
Ehn!? Since When?  

You see yourself, you cannot even deny it.

DeepZone:
Money can hardly address personality. Give an area boy $5M dollar and buy him a mansion in Malibu, he will still remain an urchin. Mike Tyson comes to mind.

See why I tell you, you have a fish-brain. Who was Babayaro before he started making his money from Chelsea? I am sure if he was playing with Shooting Stars in Ibadan under Adedibu's tutelage, your mumurity will not be here shouting Babayaro is my man.

OLODO.

syren:
So tell me mr pataki where can one buy a personality? And if he's not rich does that mean he can't be a nice, attractive man. You can have these things without money, money can only enhance what is already there.

how r u anyway  

You are always too gentle for me.   If you had said all what you are saying in the 60's, I will gladly tell you, you are very right. But in this time and age, with the proliferation of the likes of DeepZone that credit crunch don scatter her brain, all she can think of is a money bag that will wipe away her sorrows. NO WOMAN IS LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO IS NICE AND ATTRACTIVE AGAIN. TIMES DON CHANGE.

I am fine, thanks for asking. We should get to meet one another sometime soon. What do you think?


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=178408.msg2885655#msg2885655 date=1222984246]May God bless you abundantly!!!
I HATE it when women pretend money does not matter. . . .
Who wants to date a poverty stricken guy??
The annoying thing here is Funmi was once an Aristo chic sleeping with men of various sizes n age for the dough and she is here spewing fuckery money does not matter.
Bloody asswipe!!![/quote]Do not mind that mumu girl called DeepZone. She keeps foaming lies from her mouth everytime she utters any word here. All she can think of is, how to avoid carrying her impecunious state of affairs back to milking the cows of Nebraska in these days of financial/economic crisis hitting her.

syren:
money can't buy love people, accept it.   Just because someone is sleeping with you for your money doesn't mean they love you.

@ topic

personality & looks first r what I look for.

You are still saying the same thing Miss.

With MONEY, Personality and Looks are subsets which MONEY adequately addresses.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=178399.msg2885525#msg2885525 date=1222983090]I don't believe this, Playa Pataki.
Come on. . . . . . .How can a man bark like a dog?
Was he bitten by a rabid dog? [/quote]I just do not want to mention names as I do not know who is who here on nairaland. But I tell you, he barked so tey, even my whole town could hear his barking. Anybody who is who here will know who I am talking about.

It depends on what kind of magun preparation was initiated on the woman. There are some that once the man don activate am sexually, na to dey drink water till you burst. If you are lucky to drink the whole of River Thames before you die, at least you will enter Guinness Book of World Records.

The only question I find intriguing is that, why is it only women that Magun can work on? I have never heard of a man having Magun on him. . . . . May God help our women.

Cristalz:
But if sistawoman's hubby laces her with magun,won't it also affect him when he wants to bump and grind?

Magun only works once when it is laced on a woman. Whoever is the man that mounts the woman sexually, he don kpai be that oh. That is why it is only a determined, dangerous and deadly man who inserts magun on a woman. You never can tell it, it fit be you oh.

Omode o mo Ogun, o pe ni Efo.

I pity some of you here. Magun is real oh.

Just as Darefestus has highlighted, there are different brands and varieties of Magun. To find its ero is very very difficult oh.

I know of one of my friends elder brother who died as a result of Magun. The guy barked more ferociously than a Rottweiler before he eventually passed on. Even Orunmila could not stop his excellent dog barkings.

My advice to the poster: Tell your husband to never even try it.

chessguru:
Hey Pataki, In my NBL days, i am very familiar with crammer alalibo  he was odions nightmare, anyway i wonder where our chess is going to, perhaps we know each other somehow, chess players always have the links, i dey ur your side, i still intend to go back to competitive chess!! i am/was ekiti state board 3 national sports festival, played in NBL rather as a guy who loves tomantic chess!! i sac at will, even sacked knight on chichi and fawole john in my adventure!!, i just play the game for art sake, arsenal fc version of chess!!

You know Crammer? WOW what a small world.

Where you also a NBL player? I was a Pro with Sicilian defence, knew all the progression and variations. Queens gambit was one of my favorite also. I guess you were one those bleat players who just come around to bet, chop money and go. There was also this guy from Ife, I do not recall his name again, he was very good as well. Crammer taught me one or two things also back in my Uni days. I was never able to beat him all throughout my days in Uni. The only time I ever got a draw with him, I did not eat for the next two days. . . . . over jubilation nearly killed me.

Odion was too high for me to play with then. That guy is a wizard. I am sure you must have heard of this guy also: Bamlakes, he was from Abeokuta. In fact he once won the Chess Championship for Ogun State during the National Sports Competition, played actively in the Masters Category with Odion and Crammer then. We all used to play chess back in those days then.

This is a total shame on the nation.

I used to know this Odion guy back in the days of playing chess tournament at the Surulere stadium. It is a shame that Nigeria will continue to allow brains that can develop the nation go down the drain.

No wonder people like Crammer etc who were fierce opponents of Odion on the chess board early in those years have dropped playing Chess now.

chessguru:
i can't remember ever boasting  that am the best i use to blab when i wasYOUNGER in my first year in university (1996), i play chess as an ART now applicable to life, however that does not mean  i can't put you in ZUGZWANG before move 9!! i STILL LOOM LIKE DOOM ,

ZUGZWANG with me?! Whenever you want to battle, nairaland is a spot we can always mate it out.

Every chess player I have ever battled with, ALWAYS has to make mouth! Is Odion still in active chess competition? I also read of one 8 year old Nigerian boy who is on his way to becoming a GrandMaster. I know he is Igbo, but I cannot recall the name again.

There used to be a chess blogsite by a Nigerian where I read regular updates on latest events within the Nigerian chess circle. Do you have a link to that blogsite?

chessguru:
@ PATAKI

ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER MAN' S FISH, I WILL TELL YOU ' THE FISH ALSO CRY' I[b]N NIGERIA CHESS IS BEAUTIFUL, I AM NOT A CHESS MASTER I AM A MASTER OF CHESS[/b]

I love leaving people to analyze my game once I am through with dealing with fishes. Nothing makes me more happy when you go back and analyze how I was able to mate you. What excellent sacrifices did I make? What sequestration of moves did I make? What GAMBIT did I play to?

And I have found that game applicable and practical even to my existence and ways of doing things in life.

So what does that make me? A LIVING CHESS on its own!!!!!

BE WARNED

@ Chessguru,

Why you making so much noise here and there with this game? Why don't you for once let me set you straight! I can truly make you my fish if you so desire.

We can engage each other here on the Forum and lets see how good you really are for once!

What is your rating in international chess tournament?

@ Moderator,
Is it is possible to gather players and lets battle it out here. Name your move, I analyze it on my board and I reply till we know who is more brutal.