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DeepZone:
Of course NO. I can't afford to look at faces that remind me of Idi Amin. The bad dreams that follow it is like no other. Ouch

Who would want a lady who delights in farting here and there? How can I present you to my league of extra-ordinary gentlemen? I would be totally shamed, insulted and ostracized if I ever said you was even my fling. If you ever enroll for house cleaning job under my pay, I will gladly pay you off with having to let you come and work for me.

I will not be subjected to your putrid, disgusting and suffocating attitude towards rendering services in me courtyard.

DeepZone:
@Pataki,

Go get you a real woman and stop all these day dreaming in front of your computer. You mean to tell me that this lady is the hottest you've ever seen? What will you do when you see me? vomit sperm from your mouth?

tsk. . . . tsk. . . .tsk. . . . . mschewwwwwww!

You like wishes right? The only record of you is when you were proficient in milking cows. Are you any better than your mentor Funmi Iyanda? Even when she was living under my Grandmother's roof for her 100 Level study @ UI, she no worwor reach as you display am for here.

So how can I in heaven's name see you and drool? I see. . . . . worwority is now equivalent to celebrity these days, and humble geezers like us will fight this absurd nepotism to the end!

Apoda

LALUPON, emi ko mo ibi ti o wa o ninu ilu Ibadan. So mo wipe Ibadan tobi gan sha.

Kini itumo abala thread yii gangan?

syren:
@ poster

I know, it's so hard being a good hostess. 

I mean what do you do with a guest who constantly farts in your presence?

I'm really suffering here 

Thats why I like laying the rules straight once I know I am going to have a visitor. The first day of arrival, I will treat you all nice, after that, please learn to find your way asap.

I love my independent self. I cannot tolerate people dragging themselves on to me, neither will I want to do such.

I am sorry about your case, but you need to lay the cards straight to your visitors.

https://myspace-700.vo.llnwd.net/01187/00/71/1187041700_l.jpg

Lord have mercy! She is a stunner! If only all women are like this. . . . . . .  my neck would have been twisted since.

Who is she please? Even though I see a wedding ringer on her finger, nevertheless. . . . . .

I wonder how some ladies can see ugliness staring at them in their faces and still call it beauty. Is that a form of consolation or compensation?

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=176461.msg2870983#msg2870983 date=1222727545]@Pataki
Looking at all the threads the tart has been opening its obvious she is a female bigot[/quote]Would you blame her? This is the internet, all sorts are allowed to roam without restrictions. Imagine the yokel saying I am more daft.

I wonder whether she would ever have the effrontery to state it to my face if she ever had the opportunity to grace my presence for once in her lifetime.

syren:
see this one, have u done any of these things sef? As if music is for men only.

Speaking of music. . . . . . how far with our discussion the last time?


@ Topic,
Women can't live with them, cannot live without them.

richo:
these shit doesnt work in naija

go on a picnic
all those black mosquitoes and sandflies go finish you

watch planes take of and land
haw many times chanchangi de take off in a day?infact the chic go slap u and point to mr. biggs

watch a classic movie in a theater
classic ke? na nollywood films naija girls de feel pass

help the community
yea rite if u tell a girl ur date plan is to pack refuse and dog shiit she go curse ur mama sef

take a ghost work
whats romantic about this? even me i dnt want obanje to enter me

build a tree house
wait, on a date or on capital punishment? the girl go spit for ur face sef

I knew someone would come and disprove the validity of all these ideas working on Naija babes. . . . .

I no fit laugh abeg.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=24193.msg2864469#msg2864469 date=1222582535]Please! Do guys even know the meaning of caring?
You'll never get it.[/quote]Huh

DeepZone:
I'm thinking Pataki is more daft.

Sorry goon, I have no relevance to either the subject matter nor the Poster. So next time, think wisely before responding to my question!

Anyways, this is the ''www'' (world-wide-weres). . . . . You are so licensed to misbehave and yarn opanta.

The poster/topic is absolutely ridiculous. Too myopic to see beyond the tentacles of her feminist bigotry which would have enabled her to know that stupidity in respect to the subject matter is equally divided amongst party.

The only question begging for answer is: Who is more stupid. . . . . The Poster or the those involved with the subject matter?

I ain't buvvered. . . . . . . If me younger bruva is ready for his own marriage, all well and good. We all have our preferences.

No VIN

DeepZone:
More like: My ass is broke, My silence is because of poverty.

Is this your maxim? No wonder you never want to make yourself explicit with me.

Your intentions are becoming more clearer now.

Hannibal:
She doesn't care about your evil intentions.
Fling, bedmate, marriage. short term affair.
She wants an Amsterdam lad.

More or less driven by the economic crisis rocking her now?

DeepZone:
Love? Is pataki in love just from my user ID? what will he do if he sees me? release in his pants before I say hello?

You got serious WISHES girl. Wake-up to reality however.

QUESTION:

What you going to do about your non-tithing boo?

DeepZone:
Thank your stars I only used one pankere on you because i would've flogged you well well this evening besides the traffic hold up here.
is it not time to go get Hannibal his usual? or do you want to lose your pay for today?

You hiding behind that computer to talk your shit again?

Hannibal:
Flogging Hannibal??

DeepZone, stop this evasive tactics of yours.
Face Pataki squarely. . . . .Leave me out of this love serenade.

Pataki, will u stop slacking and take whatz yours??
Funmi is involved with a Ghanaian and her parents are not having that.
She needs to take a Yoruba man to Ilesha this december.
Help her out.

Guy, I have my preference in women. Unfortunately Deepzone does not meet the preliminary requirements for the next stage. I can keep her as a fling though.

DeepZone:
They just blocked me from flogging Hannibal and pataki this evening.

Tell me how much you like KOBOKO?

Dirty minded girl.

Hannibal:
Hmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . .
It seems love's in the AIR(at last)

Tell me how am I supposed to breathe with no AIR?

DeepZone:
Deeply involved with your bar soap?

mschewwwwwwwwww

Why are you so dirty in mind like this? Is this what your boo does? You need a renewal of mind seriously.

Change and I may consider you for real.

Hannibal:
I don't know any other eligible bachelor around.
Why don't u dump your woman and bond with Funmi.
Seriously, she's a changed woman now and she needs a geezer to warm her bed.

Hmmmm!


[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=175124.msg2844691#msg2844691 date=1222214931]My cousins receive tithes [/quote]Wahala dey oh! Dem no fit for Deepzone be that.

If you get female cousins wey dey give tithes abeg wire them to me oh sharp sharp.

[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=175124.msg2844680#msg2844680 date=1222214773]Igba!
who shall we ask?[/quote]You get cousin wey dey pay Tithe na abi?

Hannibal:
You can't blame an adult for that. . . . . .It may be the case of a leaking bladder.
Be charitable. . . . .Buy pampers for them.
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Pataki, stop fronting!!!!
DeepZone is lonely. . . . . . .Help her cause.
She is 39, she needs a hubby before menopause clocks.

How pathetic for her.   Unfortunately, Pataki is deeply involved at the moment. I do not want her at the moment. So please pass her on to the next available option.

DeepZone:
Hannibal and Pataki are very therapeutic and special to me.

You wish!

Wake up girl.

tpia:
what in the world are you,pataki and onyinye going on about?

I don't like Igbos because i said Deepzone's boyfriend may be igbo?

Someone please explain what I'm not getting here.

and while you're at it, pull up the post where I said I don't like Igbos.  Though I fail to see what liking or disliking igbos has to do with my post sha. And whether i like or dislike, does it affect your salary?

My post is clear for you to read and respond to. If it is overbearing on you, simply say it so.

Hannibal:
Honestly, Funmi likes you.
She once confessed she mentioned your name in error one night her stingy dude was crinking her.
The silly dude didn't even suspect any foul play. . . . . He got carried away by Funmi's slippers-shaped titties.

Tell her to send me an email. I will keep her on the awaiting list pending when I off-load the ones on my hands at the moment.

Although I think she has more preference for you than any other guy here. She has even chased you to the SPORTS section sef.

tpia:
None of the above reflects my personal views. Am just stating what I've heard, since you've suddenly decided to go religious.


Something tells me your b/friend may be Igbo and am wondering if you met him via nairaland in some way? Just curious.

If none on your posts reflects your view, why the thought that the boyfriend could be Igbo?

DeepZone:
What is the meaning of proclivity? Stop begging me for money with vocabulary so that people will not know.  

Oh gosh! It seems it is only vernacular you understand right or prostitute's slang?

Hannibal:
Stop playing around.
Admit it, u love Pataki.
How many times have u told me that on YM??

Phuleazzeeeeeeeeeee give me that break! You want to count how many times your name comes out of her mouth easily?

She has that feelings for you man. . . . . Too much pride is eroding her senses at the moment.

DeepZone:
What is the meaning of impecunious? Is that another way of saying ' Funmi can i have some change puleeeze'.
So you are a love-vendor?  I never knew pimps pay tithes.

Do not disappoint me one more time. Do not tell me the word ''Impecunious'' is lost on you.

Your ''change'' with the financial crisis rocking you guys? I will not be surprised if this is an attempt to hinge onto me with desperation.

Your proclivity with the word ''pimps'' and ''prostitute'' is astonishing!!!!

DeepZone:
Is it possible to love someone and[b] just not be able to get along with that person? [/b]If so, how does one get over the loss of that relationship, especially when [b]neither [/b]person wants to let go, yet it seems to be a necessity.

Can two walk together except they be agreed?

Girl the answer to your posse is obvious.

Hannibal:
This is Funmi's way of telling u she is available.

Guy, I am tired of her snake like movements on me. It is creepy for real.