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stillwater:
Those that don't have booty, nko?

You don't have any booty ni?

@ Paribus,

Your views are well appreciated and very concise to point. I appreciate the gentleman nature in you. Keep it up man!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=180342.msg2909815#msg2909815 date=1223424237]As if u haven't experimented such before.
Your profile on facebook says u love anal-lingus, innit?? [/quote]She has even taken her worwority to facebook?


My goodness, I see facebook crashing anytime soon!

DeepZone:
Keep fooling yourself. If you know the amount of bacteria in your anus, you may be forced to pour izal in it.

I guess reports have been getting into your ears about how your farting issues is becoming an environmental nuisance to your neighbors.  Now you want to know views about Vanilla pants?


How CLASSIC of you.

DeepZone:
The question is, what do men derive from eating the special candies?  I know you've eaten them before, tell us puleeeeeeeeeeze.

Are you now marketing special candies on ebay also? Just anything to beat this credit crunch hitting you.

DeepZone:
You wish. Stop stalking me pwuleeeze.

You have no shame at all. I pity your boo seriously.

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]heheh that is mean  
me think say u and deepzone like each other, oya kiss up and make up jare [/size]

Anything that can just make her back off my case on nairaland, I would glad undertake.

The way she keeps mentioning my name on almost all her moronic topics, one would think I am also a celebrity with her putrid lifestyle.

tRoOE:
Well y don't you wear it 4 ur little experiment, to get best result, rather than rely on others views/comments

Are you minding the goat?


She is well known for her once in two months shopping for a boxers. An illiterate branded Osun woman.

DeepZone:
Get away . You know you've done it before.

You should be totally ashamed of yourself. If your boo consumes your edible pants or whether it is non-edible do not think every MAN is like your goat of a boo.

Farting on your G'string and yet your boo eats it up. What a disgusting pig you really are.

DeepZone:
I do not mean to make the likes of Hannibal or Pataki or Sly to have butterflies in their stomach by creating this thread because i'm 120% sure they have consumed an edible G string before.

Is this not malady or madness?

What do you use your brain to think of? Gosh! You are so disgusting.

Long live the game called CHESS!!!!!

I remember in those days, myself and my brother did not eat for two good days. We spent morning afternoon and night and midnight blooding eachother out. Playing dangerous sacs on each other.

The days of BRILLIANCE, and even spectators would be wondering why did he play that variation!!!!

I love that game and I am so happy I am a good player at that.

I have my mat and pieces ready to follow your game. I hope you guys can play out the first successive Nairaland Chess Battle.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=179842.msg2908122#msg2908122 date=1223399219]Una still dey here?

debating how immoral and unethical smoking is. .  .  all this people with clean lungs who don't want to die, why una no go leave us suicidal spawns of d devil alone na? ok we will smoke outside, so u don't inhale second hand smoke, please stay indoors so u don't get cancer or get run over by a crzy driver   [/quote]This is HILARIOUS!

Tgirl4real:
Just maybe,

Just maybe. . . . . .I will give thanks always.

Tgirl4real:
May be

I will keep that to mind seriously.

Just maybe. . . . . . . .

[quote author=plus_Queen link=topic=179842.msg2908003#msg2908003 date=1223398155]If they smoke on street corners,puffing to into the air with their cigarette smoke in our sorroundings,it has become my problem.
If they smoke in public restaurants,buses, or any places where innocent people can inhale their carcinogens,it is my problem.
If they work with me,sit by me,it is our problem
Second hand smoke kills.
The only time it is their problem is when they smoke only in their homes.
That is the only time soceity will be be less disturbed by them.
But then again when they develop lung cancer and the state picks up their medical care,they become my problem yet again[/quote]I don't know what is obtainable with the States but in the Netherlands, you are not allowed to smoke in any public place most especially inside a building. It is an offence if you do such. I agree with your point and it is well noted but also take into consideration that whether it is second hand smoking or first hand smoking, death will surely one day come. As to developing lung cancer, is smoking the only source of lung cancer? There are other carcinogenic substances which we take in as human beings without prior knowledge of it.

If you advocate for non-smoking around, would you also do the same for polluters of the environment who use their cars to emit CO into the atmosphere? Is that not also a problem to you?

Tgirl4real:
You want to kidnap her
Pataki, is that ur admirer

Me ke!

Admirer? I am still trying to get that DeepZone off my case. She cannot create any of her nonsensical threads in the romance section without including my name. I do not have any secret admirer. She is long gone from nairaland. And nairaland is last place for me to look into.

Are you my secret admirer also?

Huh

I don't think I would get involved with someone who does. However, whoever pleases and wants to, is their choice. I am not obligated to force my opinion on anyone. Neither should anyone force theirs on me or whoever.

DeepZone:
Is this another word for lust? take off her picture from here before the likes of Hannibal and Pataki downloads it for their private bathroom entertainment.

Are you not ashamed of yourself? Someone comes posting the picture of himself and his girlfriend on nairaland, you are here asking that it should be removed. Who will dare to post the picture of your worwority as his girlfriend? Why are you so interested in me bathroom entertainment? Get a grip hold of yourself, Pataki is not interested in you.


What a thread!

@ yettidear,

The issue here is with you. You consulted vikiviko outside the forum for a TC because time was running out on your application, without letting anyone on the forum know about it. When your application was refused, you DID NOT come on the forum to say the intricacies involved with your refusal, rather your pointer was to thank vikiviko for his help stating that he knows why. Another third party whom you told, came on the forum to expressly point out this anomaly and thereon you came out to talk also. Vikiviko initially came on the forum as well to talk as a third party to your case, pretending as if he was oblivious to why you had been refused. IS SOMETHING NOT FISHY HERE?

Personally for me, an appeal is out of the question. Just forget about it. I have once written an appeal based on forged documents and it was outrightly DISALLOWED. I knew it was going to be disallowed, I just went along with the flow. Afterall na my money dey count. People will never want to swallow the truth even if it is the best medicine for their headache.

Now what is the best way out:
[list]
[li]a. Re-apply[/li]
[li]b. Forget about the UK and think of somewhere else[/li] [/list]

With option (a) you can either re-apply now, if you have a cogent and valid reason to negate the false document already ascribed to your file. I can think of one, just as Akolawole has something in mind also. However it is a 50-50 chance of it ever working out. You can also wait till next year for your Masters program in the UK. As I earlier stated on your case, it is best in my own view, to wait till next year.

With option (b) you think of somewhere else. Canada is one of the best places at the moment to go study with easy migration into their system thereafter. The UK is not the end of the world, and there are other countries around the world with world class standard of living and education and easy migration into their system. Australia, New Zealand, some EU countries etc

darefestus:
Pataki you can never tell these days,can you?
A miracle might have happened overnight.

The last time Obasanjo came on a Presidential visit to Ogun State, were you aware that Daniel's administration painted two Oil Tank trucks with the popular colors of Green-Yellow and labelled the trucks as: "Gateway Oil." Even when a complicated mad man on the street knew there was no crude oil deposit in Ogun State.

A miracle might have happened overnight indeed! I truly believe you.

DeepZone:
Ooh please, it's not a propaganda. Stop hating.

What will you not believe? If I tell you, Pataki is the governor of Osun State today, you would readily believe that too.

I got nothing to hate girl. Just vibrating the truth.

But recent statements from people within Nigeria asked by me, showed that Power generation in Nigeria has increased.

Is this really the truth, or is it just sub-existing in some quarters?

A mere propanganda by OGD is been spread around, and it is outrightly delightsome to find out that people will believe the perfidious statements emanating from Daniel.


Crude Oil in Ogun my foot!

Even a Sovereign National Conference cannot resolve this dispute.

paribus:
@Funky - sorry to cut in midway on your questions.


Why was Viviko speaking in the 3rd person here - as a non-interest party and only came out and started speaking in the 1st person (someone with firsthand knowledge of the arrangement) after Presjany blew the cover. And what is the meaning of the statement made by Viviko above - why is he talking as if he doesn't know if Yettidear would have the reference number for the certificate he helped obtained ?


2. All references that had been made by the concerned party here points to a 'certificate' rather than a 'cover note' or 'awaiting certificate letter'. I presume this must mean that a full verifiable certificate was obtained by Viviko. If this is the case, just as Lagos state has made the tax process quite simplified, they have made verification a piece of cake as well (which is why the embassies are able to promptly verify the authenticity of any lagos state certificate within minutes). It is only without this foreknowledge that one would hope to get away with a false TCC from Lagos state.

So to cut the long story short, here is the verification links that could be used to verify the tax clearance certificate obtained by Viviko for Yettidear:

Use these links to verify the e-TCC card details
http://www.lasg-ebs-rcm.net/Services/searchetccnormal.asp
http://www.lasg-ebs-rcm.net/Services/CLogin.asp

Use the link to validate any payment receipts.
http://www.lasg-ebs-rcm.net/services/ValidReceiptquick.asp 
http://www.lasg-ebs-rcm.net/services/ValidReceipt.asp

I would have expected that anybody arranging or helping someone arrange a TC from lagos state would provide all the required documents for them to self-verify the details of the certificate obtained.

My gut feeling is still that the tax clearance obtained is not from the official lagos state channel.  I hate to be the one to point accusing fingers but Viviko, if you have obtained the tax clearance from an untrusted or unsure source, now would be the time to simply admit rather than sticking to your guns on the income tax clearance being genuine.  Regards

You are an outstanding epitome of intelligence. Your first paragraph alone here was more than I even expected. I saw this point all along, I argued with another nairaland member who did not see my point here. Thank goodness you saw it too.

darefestus:
I should be asking the Question "where is Mukina"
You see,you just don't want to learn
you lost 2points against the black cats today
And thats 2poinst deducted from your title challenge.
I just pray the Kops and the Chavs drop poinst as well
And we win @ blackburn
Then will you all know who the real champions are.

You are playing with Blackburn in a matter of minutes, go and talk to Alex to know what to do. At least we managed a draw, lets see what you guys can do.

Furthermore, keep up with the postulation of ''we win @ blackburn" Abeg let me order my pizza and wait for your asses to be smoked up.

So far we have dropped 8points or thereabout against sides we are normally expected beat. What is going wrong? Arsene Wenger can at times be stubborn headed. I am just so disappointed with the outcomes of todays game.

Highly disappointed.

Adebayorrrrr

goallllllllllllllllllllllll

What a calamity.

It will be very stupid of people to still think there is nothing more to this life outside what our physical eyes can see.

The only prayer I can think of right now is: God let their eyes of understanding be opened to see the true and living GOD.

Whatever my lot, God has taught me to say: IT IS WELL.

No matter what anyone may be going through, denial, betrayal, refusal, abuse, remember there is a GOD who listens to the heart cry of his own loved ones.

Prayer: God help me to continually abide in your will. Even when my thoughts go astray, help me Lord to find my path in you.