₦airaland Forum

ChelseaDotCom:
Hello guys, just thinking while I was in a bank standing on the queue to deposit; assuming I'm about to hand the money over to the cashier or cashier has collected the money but yet to register it on the computer...and a group of robbers just come in, shoot sporadically and rob people of their monies. Am I going to be paid back or am I part covered by the insurance?
Bankers and Lawyers in the house, I need you here.

Gone!! As long as u avnt deposited or given it to a teller

Pikachu1000:
Someone should actually check what is going on behind Adebola house on Opebi Rd , Ikeja , Lagos as alleged by this lady . I pass in front of the nice building and never thought of any sinister activities going on behind it . Looks can be deceiving .

NGO bosslady calls out sowore for hiding a human tafficking case from the public in the name of bribe 3 years back

source: https://uzibox.com/watch/sowore-is-a-fraud-ngo-boss-calls-him-out_pfzsGpyszyKIPio.html

Pull him Down syndrome. Typical of average Nigerian. Thesame thing being done to Buhari now.

kereman1:
His choice is gonna affect Nigeria, and since Nigeria is for all of us. It affects us all in general in the generation to come just as Lord lugard decision is affecting us till today.

So he has his reason. Buhari is bad and ineffective, some people hate him for that (that’s thier choice), Atiku has a criminal case to answer inthe US and some people hate him for that(that’s their choice). All the Boko Haram yousee today started from people hating people who do not agree with your choice(weather religion or otherwise)...

kereman1:
Pls nairalander it seems this guys medication has finished. Let's contribute some funds so he can get his med.

Drop ur account number,
U can thank me leta.

Why can’t you people play politicsof tolerance? You people are even worse than the politicians.

He stated his choice, must you abuse him for that?

chieyine:
@Naija Politico

The first mobile app without data in the Nigerian banking industry has been rolled out by keystone bank.

Naija Politico got to know that the new app which is called ‘Keystone Bank Mobile App’ enables Keystone bank customers to enjoy banking services on their mobile phones without the need for cellular data.

The Group Managing Director /CEO of Keystone Bank Limited, Dr. Obeahon Ohiwerei, made it known that the development is in tandem with the bank’s commitment to render innovative and superior banking solutions to its customers

According to Dr Obeahon Ohiwerei, “the rules of engagement has to change fast in our fast-paced and evolving digital world, service delivery has to be faster than the blink of an eye since customers expectation are as diverse as our choices and lifestyle.”

“Customers are more interested about the innovative services, Omni-channel platform and digital technology which come to us at the speed of thought that stepping out to the bank is no longer a question to the customers.”

“Mobile banking isn’t new in the Nigerian banking industry and being innovative in customer convenience has no end in sight, that is our strength and what set Keystone bank apart from other banks.”

“We will strive our best to be your most preferred bank; a bank you can depend on and always within reach.”

Read More: https://naijapolitico.com.ng/keystone-bank-zero-data-mobile-app/

please get your fact right. GT bank and Stanbic IBTC did this way back in 2016....


Or were you paid to post this ?

shachris02:
the most stupid thing to say.

first Buhari needs to win at least 25% of votes in SE region.

secondly, most SS states have at least 30% igboid population.

Thirdly, igbos make up more than 35% of votes in the entire SW.

Ngige must be mad.

Igbo own 35 percent of votes in South West

I laugh in Swahili!

If you say Lagos state, may be 15 percent not entire south west dude. Besides, that’s not an achievement, it shows that your leaders have failed you as a tribe...

chuddyforlife:
F.T.C
GOD HAS GIVING YOU YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT MY DEAR

I’m sure you are part the people complaining about Nigeria. How will the country move forward with your kind of mentality smh#

BillGoldberg:
Useless Man!

Buhari should do this country one favour and we will remain grateful: DROP DOWN AND DIE! A very useless man who achieved basically nothing in life. If not that some Yorubas foolishly gave this man their vote, Buhari will always remain a failure and never make it in life. A criminal that cancelled the Lagos rail project. A criminal that truncated a democratically elected government of Shehu Shagari and enthroned militancy. I can never hate and dislike this man enough. If not that God is using Buhari to punish Nigerians, Buhari would have been long dead from the prayers of Nigerians! He is just like the Biblical Pharaoh God used and punished the Israelites!

MAY BUHARI AND ALL WHO SUPPORT HIM NEVER MAKE IN 2019. AMEN!

Woh! Na wa o
If you call what Buhari has achieved nothing. Pray to achieve that kind of nothingness dude

mrrights:
How many countries have you been to?

I can guess. One or two.

It's easy to spot people who mistakenly travelled out to few countries. They easily flount their visit abroad as if it makes any meaning.

My friend, some of us have been to a number of countries you may never go in life.

If you have any meaningful thing to say, say it. Mentioning that you have travelled abroad doesn't make you any sensible.

What's the big deal about attending Havard that Toke Makinwa can't inspire them? Do you know how many people I know from that school?

Even Mummy Adenike who never went to any institution had lectured in Havard.

She is a global celebrated art creator from Osogbo here.

Get this straight. Whether you are Obama, or Theresa, A Nigerian can inspire you, even without leaving Akure.

My sincere apologies to this Oshogbo boy���

mrrights:
How many countries have you been to?

I can guess. One or two.

It's easy to spot people who mistakenly travelled out to few countries. They easily flount their visit abroad as if it makes any meaning.

My friend, some of us have been to a number of countries you may never go in life.

If you have any meaningful thing to say, say it. Mentioning that you have travelled abroad doesn't make you any sensible.

What's the big deal about attending Havard that Toke Makinwa can't inspire them? Do you know how many people I know from that school?

Even Mummy Adenike who never went to any institution had lectured in Havard.

She is a global celebrated art creator from Osogbo here.

Get this straight. Whether you are Obama, or Theresa, A Nigerian can inspire you, even without leaving Akure.

Ok I hear you..I av only been to one country sir. Emabinu

VictorRomanov:
Your stupidity did not tell you to defend her without indirect reference to me? And who asked for your defense. Mr. Defence attorney. I only asked how she came about her 95% claim because I believe that's not true and it would make cheating appear normal. Where in my comment did I condemn anybody who chooses to cheat. Comprehension is your biggest problem. You should probably get someone to read my comments carefully to you and explain them.

I repeat myself. If you are an unfaithful, cheating husband it's your problems, your life (I doubt you know what "if" and "may be" means). Don't look for any means to justify it. If my comments burns you, you should probably examine your life.

I have dignified you enough with a response. You won't get it again.

I know your type and will henceforth cease to answer your rant of stupidity...

Please stop mentioning me in your display of foolishness Thread you can not write, someone took a pain to write one and you started attacking her..Fool!...Omo ale!

VictorRomanov:
So his personal experience constitute 95% of men? Maybe you are unfaithful. No problem. Your life, your troubles. But don't think because you cant control your appetite for women other than your wife, other men can't.

Peace!

You see why you are a stupid felow?? Where in my response did I say I am unfaithful? Keep playing holier than though and judging other people (Even Jesus condemned people like you)

I defended a woman who said she has been involved in counseling and has gathered her statistics from such encounters, you are there washing her down.

Please stop mentioning me in your self righteousness comments

ZombieTAMER:
So if he travels to America... He becomes a saint ?
Atiku like every other Nigerian politician is corrupt.. Going to America cannot change anything
Buhari has taken the nation backwards to the extent that a goat will do better than him in power

This election campaign must be issue based
No time to waste on zombie terrorists

Traveling to America will make him clear the air on his money laundry case...His cohorts(Jeferson) are currently serving jail term, what is stopping him from answering his own case.

If you do not understand what we are saying here, I doubt your intelligence and will stop discussing with you henceforth.
Most of you do not realize that Nigeria's image is terrible outside Nigeria, you are simply adding salts to the wound by electing a corrupt individual Atiku..

If you dont understand what I am saying here, refer to the tweet below

ZombieTAMER:
Another illiterate like Buhari on the loose ....

lol, I am an illiterate..But you are more or less a slowpoke....

Tell us what your savior Atiku want to do for Nigeria..The guy was in Sokoto with no clear cut campaign point other than, 'I am from here originally' gaffe
the same goof in Ilorin and Ibadan..You guys are just delusional and plain stupid...
i guess you belive your poverty was caused by Buhari...simply wait till your atiku wins and your woes get multiply...yeye!

ZombieTAMER:
Another illiterate like Buhari on the loose ....

lol, I am an illiterate..But you are more or less a slowpoke....

Tell us what your savior Atiku want to do for Nigeria..The guy was in Sokoto with no clear cut campaign point other than, 'I am from here originally' gaffe
the same goof in Ilorin and Ibadan..You guys are just delusional and plain stupid...
i guess you belive your poverty was caused by Buhari...simply wait till your atiku wins and your woes get multiply...yeye!

Flowers95:
No problem

Please ignore such fellas..You are sharing your own personal experience and facts but he is busy castigating it.

Such fellows are even the worst cheats, they even allow the strange women destroy their home eventually

ZombieTAMER:
Nobody has traveled the world as a president like Buhari... Tell me how his sojourns has transformed the living conditions of Nigerians...

This election campaign must be issue based
Not rubbish talks by zombies

Useless things everywhere

Na wa o, Atiku's supporter are just dumb and stupid and you plainly proved this assertion.

Who is talking about ordinary traveling here. They say Atiku has a criminal and fraud case in the US and can not travel to the US since he will be incarcerated. You are busy talking about Buhari's sojourn..Half education is more dangerous than no education sha #toosad

safarigirl:
stop lying to yourself and stop overrating yourself. Nigeria is known all over the world for criminality.

China is known all over the world, but how many popular Chinese actors do you know? I mean, those in their movie industry, not those who are in Hollywood

A few years ago, Basketmouth was on the streets of New York, asking white New Yorkers if they knew some Nigerian artistes. He mentioned Tu Face, D'banj and -Square and none of these people knew these guys. This was after African Queen, Oliver Twist and Chop My Money, I am talking as early as 2015 or so, so, if those average Americans weren't familiar, how much more a nobody like Toke?


You better come out of that bubble that gives you a false sense of importance. Nigeria may be known for criminality, a few people outside the continent may be familiar with some popular dance steps here and a few footballers, but just because someone is famous in Nigeria, does not mean they are known all over the world.


Even John Boyega that is Nigerian did not know Toke Makinwa, is it Michelle that will know her?

You are obviously living in a fantasy world and attach far too much relevance to yourself for a third world country and the poverty capital of the world

Thanks for being factual in your writeup. Its very easy to know people who are exposed and have traveled out of Nigeria. Nigerians who have never traveled or lived outside Nigeria have these false self image that also affect how they choose their leaders.


Toke Makinwa inspire a Harvard Law School graduate who has traveled on Diplomatic protocol to all continents in the world, interacted with all the world leaders at one point or the other, given speeches and symposiums that shook the world...Haba.

Self delusion is a sickness I swear...Mention Nigeria to anyone outside Nigeria..The first thing that come to their mind is fraud and INTERNET scam.

mrrights:
Listen to the advise and you will be a much better person. Certainly, your reasoning depict someone with not only inferiority complex, but but outright lack of self consciousness.

I doubt if you even know who you are. I don't mean knowing just your name, but knowing a little about your history.

Learn...We are all learning.

Meanwhile, Michelle Obama is not in anyway better than you ,Toke or anyone. Whether she read Toke's book or not doesn't matter, she could have and could have not. It's not a big deal.

Ogbeni, stop quoting me with your stupidity talk

SmileXtraone:
Is it impossible? Is it impossible for you to do something to inspire Obama? Are they not human beings? I believe nothing is impossible! We all get inspired by somebody from time to time.

Yes, I am sorry. Toke Makinwa inspired her. I agree with you sir

OldBeer:
You are arguing with a dunce who thinks an Ivy-league trained lawyer and former first lady was inspired by some nobody.
I guess the goat thinks she invented the word "becoming."

Just leave him to wallow, cos he will only dig in his heels and claim to be "knowledgeable."

Hahahahaha. Toke Makinwa inspires Michele Obama?. My chest.

Timil:
1. I'm neither a Christian nor a Muslim in fact I don't do any of the religions, I'm a deist I doubt if you know what deism means.

2. I'm not a fan of Toke Makinwa in fact I don't celebrate any Nigerian celebrity of the current generation, the only Nigerian's I celebrate is Fela and Wole Soyinka.

3. The bolded above made it crystal clear that you have inferiority complex issues, she doesn't have to be known by everyone before a certain Michelle Obama knows her.

4. For you to stoop so low and start hurling insult simply shows how you were raised to be uncouth.

5. You don't have 1/4 of the exposure I have in every facet of life, if we engage in intelligent and meaningful discussions I will bury you alive and send you six feet under.

Hahahahaha, I av 1/4 of your exposure

Ok motigbo... I agree

Come to think of it, if at this point you still belive she inspired Michele,(with all the evidence and contribution on this post) then you are unteachable and a perpetual fool.

Before you comment or quote people think deep next time.

In your arrogant disposition you said I av inferiority complex and I should not think of people in America as Gods( lol what an advice, in your mind I am also suffering from your lack of electricity and bad roads like you?) keep being delusional..

People like you are cowards and you know nothing. Thinking everyone you meet on nairaland is a low lifer like you.

bjt:
I wonder o. How can you even be comparing two, it is an insult on Michelle Obama.

As in, I tire!

Timil:
Whats the big deal if Toke Makinwa inspires Michelle Obama.

Africans especially Nigerian's have a bigger inferiority complex that they now see the western man or the western woman as a God who is better than them. Nonsense!

I don't know why you folks are always feeling inferior to the westerners just look at this eediott who believes a African can't inspire Michelle obama, who the fucckk is Michelle obama??.

If not for her husband who would have known Michelle Obama??

You are a delusional human. And to be straight about it. It’s you that has inferiority complex(that’s why you all worship pastors in Nigeria)... to think that your yeyebrity who is not even known in 20% of African countries inspired a respected fist lady in the history of US, an Ivy League graduate, I am so sorry for your mentality and thinking. No wonder your pathetic minds does not know how to fix the country. I’ll ignore your next quote cos I know your IQ is in fraction. Get a life lad and get exposed( the world is big). Read wide( and if u don’t know, google ‘how to write a catchy book title’ and see how many times you come across the word ‘Becoming’) after that, you can keep worshiping your self acclaimed celebrity while the whole world is moving on
I know she is your mentor(low lifer)



I guess your stinking Toke also inspired these book title

Nigerians and arrogance is like 5&6 shior!

Toke Makinwa inspired Michele Obama

Are you listening to yourself at all?

This is like the most factual thread I av read in a long time on niaraland.

Meanwhile, how come you wrote with asterisk, it messed up a fantastic write up..

The truth is, work hard, give ur family a good lif, but never loose yourself.. enjoy urself, invest in your future

StatsSA has published the latest GDP data for South Africa, showing that the country’s economy grew by 2.2% in the three months through September compared with a revised 0.4% contraction in the prior quarter.

According to the stats body, the economic growth in the third quarter was largely driven by the manufacturing, transport and finance industries.

The primary sector contracted by 5.4% in Q3:2018, driven by decreased mining production in platinum group metals, iron ore, gold, copper and nickel. Agriculture was up by 6.5%.

The secondary sector grew by 4.5%, largely driven by manufacturing in basic iron and steel, metal products and machinery; petroleum and chemicals; wood and paper; and motor vehicles.

Manufacturing grew by 7.5% quarter on quarter, contributing 0.9 percentage points to the quarterly growth.

The tertiary sector, meanwhile, grew by 2.6%, with stronger wholesale and retail trade, and increased activity in freight transport.

The rand gained against the major currencies:

Dollar/Rand: R13.55 (-1.08%)
Pound/Rand: R17.35 (-0.35%)
Euro/Rand: R15.46 (-0.57%)

Better than expected

The GDP data reflects what many economists expected in the week leading up to the announcement, with the projection being that South Africa would lift itself out of the recession that settled in earlier in the year.

However the final results were higher than most targets, with analysts expecting quarterly economic growth of approximately 1.5%.

A Bloomberg survey of economists showed a projection of GDP expanding by 1.9% from the previous three months.

This marks South Africa exiting a technical recession, and the first proper recession since 2009.

Updates to GDP data published in March 2018 showed what was assumed to be the previous recession – at the end of 2016 and start of 2017 – didn’t happen.

Some economists believe that there is a chance that the 2018 recession may also be “revised away” in future updates.

Despite the positive quarterly growth, however, the GDP forecast for the year is still muted at around 0.7% compared to 2017.

Source : https://businesstech.co.za/news/finance/289132/south-africa-moves-out-of-recession/

hahn:
Yeah yeah. We hear you. Your family is unfortunately and you want everyone to know

We copy

I’ll ignore you henceforth. Sure ure a coward in real life..

Pathosky182:
Why is only Nigerian they are killing in that shithole country?

Lol,South Africa shit hole country? I laugh in Swahili

hahn:
Actually he is dead so the joke is on you since your mom sucks the dicks of dead corpses. No wonder you are brain dead

I see, so ur parents mean nothing to you even if they are dad or alive. Omo irankiran. Akomagba... o da bi po fe sanku* Omo ale

LordReed:
Really? What illogical help have you received?

99.999999999999999% of the universe is uninhabitable by us and somehow you think its designed for you. What a joke. LMFAO!

Hmmmm.. I give up.. i can only pray for you.

hahn:
I will ask him after your mom is done giving him head and licking his balls

If your father is still receiving heads from women who are as old as my mama.. then it shows he is a psychopath(asinwin). That explain why he had you as his son...